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2017

25

Dec

Bella Thorne’s Vintage Christmas of the Day

Bella Thorne may not be a Christmas miracle…but she’s a slutty gift from the internet that keeps giving…over and over and over – that is at the point of tedious…but that still happens…and I keep looking….waiting for the heroin overdose…opiates in the street raver drugs you know…to kill them tits off…it will happen, but today, it’s vintage lingerie, fake lips, jacked up face…magical…to keep you merry and white…on this Christmas day.

Do they know it’s Christmas? After all.

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2017

25

Dec

Hailee Steinfeld Christmas bathing Suit Pic of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld, clearly a Jewish, is not celebrating Christmas, or maybe she is, because Christmas isn’t about a religious thing, it’s about gifting, giving companies strong Fourth Quarters, Consumerism, spending and buying, gifting, receiving, and the Jesus component is virtually irrelevant…modern Christmas is created by Jewish marketing departments…GET THE GIFTS! Make that money.

She’s in a bikini, as Jews do during the Holidays…get to the heat of Miami, a Cruise, Hawaii, anywhere but here…and I figure since she’s been doing fitness and looking good, we can celebrate her bikini body..youthful, not that exciting..but what really is these days…pretty much nothing…right…

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2017

25

Dec

Joey King in a Bikini of the Day

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Joey King is some actress who has a sister who is also an actress named Hunter King..

According to her WIKIPEDIA, she’s said that she’s “part Jewish and part Christian, but I’m mostly Jewish”…which is the right answer when trying to get into the Hollywood scene, but still wanting to get the redneck hick racist fans…but more importantly CHRISTMAS GIFTS…

She’s born and raised in LA, likely not Martin Luther King’s child, possibly Larry King’s daughter…

She’s been in important movies like The Conjouring…The Box Car Children…Independence Day: Resurgence…and who the fuck cares, she’s in a bikini, It’s Christmas, why am I even bothering…who knows…

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2017

25

Dec

Ariel Winter Slutty Christmas of the Day

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Ariel Winter is some fat chick with fat tits from TV…in a towel for her social media – because everyday is a good day to clickbait…as people are bored with family staring at instagram – content is needed…and dancing monkey, built like a neckless pig, but she’s famous from TV, thanks to her parents exploiting her and robbing her childhood as they whore her out…and this cleavage, like mot cleavage, is just cleavage…

Here’s some Christmas throwback.

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2017

25

Dec

Ellie Goulding Christmas Throwback of the Day

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I know very little about Ellie Goulding ….in fact I had to google who she was to see if she was worth posting…and even after discovering that she wasn’t worth posting despite a huge fan base cuz people love her…..I am still going to post her…cuz she’s doing one thing that I approve of….and that is CHRISTMAS!!!

These are old slutty photos, but a nice reminder that Christmas cheer and Christmas tradition, apply to slutty pics, she was younger and better then….all in her underwear for the birth of Christ.

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2017

25

Dec

Farrah Abraham Christmas Throwback of the Day

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Farrah Abraham, like the STD of the Month Club, or some Jelly of the Month Club, is the gift that keeps on giving…you know just everything she has done, will do, represents is perfect…from teen slut who got pregnant to get famous – to being famous – to becoming a porn chick who squirts and does anal…to whatever the fuck she is now…all plastic surgery ridden and terrifying looking…it’s perfect…

And here she is for Christmas…in this throwback.

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2017

25

Dec

Maitland Ward Christmas Throwbacks of the Day

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Maitland Ward may be a disgusting, old, sloppy woman who you don’t even remember from being on Saved by the Bell because she’s not Slater…or Screech…no wait..she was on Boy Meets World…and clearly not Corey Matthews – but it was her big break, one that must have led her to a serious dark place when it all ended…poor thing forced to live a normal non-hollywood life…

But then, like Christmas, a miracle happened and they brought back the show, sudden interest in the tits, and girl jumped it like it was paying her for sex…and maybe it is…

So building that social media profile, with really ghetto shot images, thematic-based, like this one For Christmas…is as perfect as it gets…really it is what the Christmas season is all about.

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2017

25

Dec

Irina Shayk Christmas Throwback of the Day

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Irina Shayk’s life is a Christmas miracle, all because she’s hot, and I guess semi-tactical, but mainly hot…which is a nice lesson for all of you to learn this Christmas…for today and beyond…do whatever it takes to look hot or as hot as you can…plastic surgery, starvation, anything you can…because hot people live Christmas everyday…and you barely live it today…because no one likes you…you ugly.

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2017

25

Dec

Vivien Sasdi Slutty Christmas Throwback of the Day

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It’s christmas…

Here’s a slutty Christmas themed shoot…a candy cane you can’t lick…and not because your parents neglect you, but because girls neglect you…they are scared of you…weirdo.

Her name is Vivien Sasdi..

I am not going to google her, I am drinking egg nog trying to challenge my arteries…

I may survive…stay tuned.

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2017

25

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Shit, I forgot to post this friday and then saturday and then sunday – diabetes and Christmas baking is bad for the soul….

Here they are now.

Christmas came early, yesterday afternoon, while Christmas shopping, with no money and no intention to do anything but look at chicks at the mall and right or left swipe them in my head – like it was pre-tinder…..Some kind of Christmas miracle happened…I connected with some chick I once had sex with, a little randomly ran into each other and I did what anyone would do to someone they’ve seen naked… I convinced her to let me get her drunk and have sex with her ass using my tongue.. since she had nothing going on that night and since Christmas is a lonely time…she must have figured to let a pervert eat her ass…why not…it’s better than not getting your ass eaten…So needless to say, as a gift to myself, like some kind of pervert santa claus….I skipped stepLINKS for Ass eating and getting drunk and it was magical…Like Santa Claus…I’m just hoping I don’t get E-Coli or other Fecal born diseases…and I’m also hoping those welts on her pussy were ingrown hairs not herpes….

Here’s to those going into Christmas Eve, White Christmas cuz you racist, happy holidays with your family, good times…stepLINKS of the Day

Drink the egg nog, eat the fruit cake, pre-or-post digestion…it’s equally wonderful..unless you die…and sometimes a good way to die…like the stepLINKS…

Drunken Snowman Gets a DUI
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Lingerie Bowl Warm Ups
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Vanessa Hudgens – Crop Top
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Drunk Dude Destroying his Nuts on an Escalator
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They’ve Done a Remake of “Overboard”….with Anna Faris…weird.
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Jessica Biel Leggings of the Day
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Taylor Swift Bought Houses for Fans to Promote her App…Garbage…
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Boat Jump of the Day
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Girl in her Underwear Does The Straight Arm Challenge
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Dog Teaches Puppy How to Sing
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Racist Royal of the Day
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Taylor Swift is a Hero…
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Some Whore on an Inflatable – Failing…
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Candice Swanepoel Hard Nipples
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Motorcyclist Gets Sweet Revenge on Opponent
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Garbage Man Dance
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Checkers Employee Drops Sandwich on Ground – Still Serves It
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Guess Who J.Law and the Lip Injections is Fucking
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Fake Model Probably Escort in the Hot Bikini Body
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The Shotgun Shell Exploding Package VS Theives
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Goose VS Cows
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Mariah Carey – Christmas Cleavage…
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Alexabdra Daddario Getting Naked GIF
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This is Zendaya’s Legs
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Most Coconuts Smashed in a Minute
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Blowing Up an Antique TV
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Compilation of Ski Jumps
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2017 in Google Search Terms
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Some Black Chick in a White One Piece…
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Teacher Plays Dead After Getting Fight with Student
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Mom Upstaging Daughter..on her VLOG
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Sarah HYland VS CVS
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Christmas Song Played on an Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Apple Admitted they’ve been Scamming People with Older Iphones…Something we all know when new Iphones are launched…fucking garbage people.
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Olivia Holt in a Bikini
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Madison Beer – No Tits
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Anna Paquin Strong Girl at the Gym
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Rita Ora – Tight Jeans
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Lady Gaga is Disgusting and Old..
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Pia Mia Perez in a Magaizne Being Slutty
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Hot Girl Slapping her Pussy -is Amazing – Pussy Slap
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Cock in Booty Hole
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Stupid Tits Break Through a Shirt
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Cheesy Nude Christmas Shoot
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Great Pussy Gets Fingered- Hot
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Lucy Li’s Nude Shoot
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Charlie Laine – Shitty Nude Shoot…
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Good Masturbator
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Throwback Betty Page Erotica
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Jacked Up Face Spreads Pussy
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Hot Amateur Naked
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Huge Tits Slutty Selfie
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Pierced Nipple of the Day
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THE BEST IN SEX
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Genitals of the Day
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Xmas Special of the Day
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