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2017

27

Nov

Gal Gadot is a Mossad Agent of the Day

I didn’t read all this, but apparently there’s a conspiracy around Gal Gadot, your Wonder Woman, because of Israel.

They are saying that she’s a Mossad secret agent, which would explain why she’s got famous, because why the fuck would anyone give her fame unless there was some Israel based conspiracy…..

I just assumed it was Jewish guilt from the producers….who hired an Israeli girl since she fought for their country…while they were in Beverly Hills sitting by the pool on a pile of money…

But here’s some angling they are putting out on her to make her Wonder Woman seem more legit…

Here’s the story, that’s probably just a story….

The paper, a daily known as Al Liwaa, published an image of Gadot on their front page Monday, claiming in a report (via The Times of Israel), that she was actually Collette Vianfi, an agent from Israel’s international spy agency who was allegedly recruited to work with Lebanese actor and playwright Ziad Itani, who was arrested on Friday on charges of “collaborating” with Israel and gathering information about political figures.

Gadot has not commented yet on the claims that she is Vianfi, or a member of the Israeli National Intelligence Agency.

Gadot was crowned as Miss Israel back in 2004. She did serve a compulsory two year stint in the Israeli Defense Forces afterwards. She later went on to star as Gisele in “Fast & Furious,” “Fast Five” and “Furious 7,” and as Natalie Jones in “Keeping Up with the Joneses.” She has become a bigger Hollywood name in the last year for her role as Wonder Woman…blah blah blah….who cares…

I mean it’s nice to see that even spies can become vapid Hollywood rich people, who likely aren’t spying on shit anymore, you know sitting by the pool on that pile of money in California does that to a secret agent.

Posted in:Gal Gadot|SFW

2017

27

Nov

Samara Weaving Instagram Erotica of the Day

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Samara Weaving posted some social media porn, because I guess Thanksgiving does that to people, especially Australians, because Australians are always horny…and when they finally make it in America…they are just pussy drippin’ everywhere….all over the place it’s exciting…so share that shit with the internet fans…

You see all these girls trying to be famous, post this shit, but even when becoming semi famous, bitches post this shit.

She was in a Bella Thorne movie and some show about Single Mothers, that people are liking….

It only makes sense to post pretty fucking naked lingerie pics…you know…art.

Posted in:Samara Weaving|SFW

2017

27

Nov

Rita Ora In a Bathing Suit Clickbaiting of the Day

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Rita Ora is in a bikini, showing off her ass, because I guess she feels like she’s over exposed her tits to the point of no one caring, even though the fact people paid notice, or even remotely cared, blows my fucking mind….since she’s pretty much a nobody..

A nobody who makes music that nobody has heard, but she keeps trying to exist in an era after Jay Z dropped her off his label because he has Rihanna and doesn’t need a cruise ship version of her…

I don’t know what her deal is, but she’s famous in europe…so here..

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2017

27

Nov

Nicole Scherzinger’s Tranny Titties of the Day

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Look it’s Bruce Jenner’s spirit animal, the pussycat doll he watched dance in videos and on stage over and over again, building up confidence to eventually get the chop, you know since it worked out so well for this dude…no one even know she was a dude, not even from her flamboyant stripper dance routine that was parody of women, all cuz of the tits…

Proving, it’s easier to get a sex change before you’re famous if you want to troll the world.

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger|SFW

2017

27

Nov

Olivia Wilde Still in a Swimsuit of the Day

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I was just told by one of my holes that Olivia Wilde was a hot chick on the OC where she played a Lebsian….I guess I could have worked that one out on my own but if you read this site, you’ll know that putting work into figuring out who the bikini or in this case mom in a one piece because her body hasn’t bounced back and she’s insecure about it, even though she’s made it in America, not to mention she’s a rich kid who doesn’t need to make it, hence why she’s so vapid and vain and putting an importance on her looks, when there’s nothing else for her to really put her efforts into….it’s the definition of Hollywood…

She’s not that great, but not much is, it’s this or it’s instagram sluts half naked…and this get paid to be in movies so by default more worth it…

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Posted in:Olivia Wilde|SFW

2017

27

Nov

Ariel Winter’s Gunt of the Day

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Here’s celebrity from mainstream TV, hit sitcom, cast member, and human pile of SLOP, Ariel Winter at the gym…

I am convinced she’s got a contract saying that she can’t get fatter than she already is, because they won’t be able to fit her on screen with Sofia Vergara’s tits…

So they’ll Aunt Viv or Becky from Roseanne her, just give her the axe, but can’t because she’s the only thing people care about on the show…the busty, gunt, flat ass exhibitionist from social media….who is the size of Roseanne, who in the 90s was considered fat, but int he 2017s is considered normal and beautiful….vile…

The only hope we have for Ariel Winter is that her child star life to end like Dana Plato…along with Selana Gomez and all these other cunts, maybe on some Celebrity Cruise or something…TITANIC that shit.

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Here she is struggling to make it up a hill

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

27

Nov

Bella Thorne is a Degenerate Meth Head of the Day

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Bella Thorne is what you’d call an “e-tard”…which is some raver kid retard that gets so caught up in the ecstasy that it eventually stops feeling good so she moves onto the opiates that the pills are cut with….heroin…

So many of these raver, drugged up idiots, popping pills to medicate…because they are damaged and it’s the only way for them to stay alive..you know a slow, drawn out suicide…

She’s working, but these exploited kids, when they get access to their money all end up overdosing when trying to have a good time, because they don’t realize their life is a fucking good time…it’s all they know and the pain is real..

Ultimately, she’s boring in her shameless pics, uninteresting, not the movie star of the past that is compelling, interesting, or someone you’d want to watch…and while dressed like she’s got her period, not good…but she’s got big tits so we’ll keep her alive.

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

27

Nov

Woman Loses in on Mall Santa and Other Videos of the Day

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Crackhead Tweakers Have a Black Friday Brawl

Gnarly Black Friday Fight

Movie Star Tit Slip

High on Crystal

Teenager Stabbed to Death

Bum Fights!

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2017

27

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Cyber Monday – so I figured I’d do a Cyber Monday Sale at the DrunkenSweatShop

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Some Sex Toys

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2017

24

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Remember…if you didn’t find anything better to fuck this Thanksgiving stick your dick in the Turkey carcass..it’s not overly rotten yet..and knowing it was a living creature before it was brutally killed for your family…is more than your used to fucking…or you can get a FLESHLIGHT and shove it in anything…because if you’re going to fuck things that aren’t alive..make sure they fucking count….

I saw people fucking scrambling for Black Friday deals, just shopping for everything they can at 40 percent off..people are making bank today…while other people are going broke..it’s wild…I just wish it applied to sex workers..because it’s friday and I want to grab tits for 6 dollars a song instead of 10….

You know..earnings that can be passed off onto my PUSSY

Point of the story, is that it’s the weekend for a guy who’s life is always the weekend…

Here’s some Black Friday….links…that have nothing to do with selling product…I mean not that much to do with selling product..or people wrestling for a toaster…but still magical….because I made them myself…like a retard child making a finger painting…pretend to like it…pretend it’s brilliant…humor me…

Black Friday Deal That Will Keep You Warm During the Holidays
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How to Not Fry a TUrkey
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Woman Beater of the Day
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Selena Gomez – Whore
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Demi ROSE Turkey Tits and Flash…
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Paris Hilton – thinks she invited the selfie….
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Uma THurman VS Harvey Weinstein
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Pink Watches her Fans Do Tributes to her Shit Songs
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Best Fails of the Week
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Married Garbage WHore of the Day
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I’m Thankful For….The Best Breast Scenes of 2017
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Emma Watson Fat Ass in Jeans of the Day
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Bouquet Toss Fail!
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Topless Cardi B
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Baby Spice Lives…
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Who is Tomi Lahren….
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Sad to See Oscar Pistorius Get a Harder Sentence – when Clearly it was just Self Defense
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Nipple Slip of the Day
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Julianne Hough – Boring Photoshoot
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The Best Gift You Can Get Yourself….
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Uber Driver of the Day
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Tallia Storm – See through
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Joanna Krupa Cleavage
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Katharine McPhee in a Tight Dress
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Australian in a Bikini
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Sarah Hyland and her Mooching K-Fed Boyfriend…
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Blanca Blanco….Bikini…
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Olivia Culpo Legginngs…..
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Shove Your Dick in This
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Check Out All This Celeb Nudity – Holy Fuck
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Couple and the Fleshlight…
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Titties Using the Fleshlight…
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Mom Fetish Fleshlight Tutorial and the Old Switcheroo…
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Fleshlight Facial…
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Fleshlight Abuse
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Just a Girl Eating Out her Fleshlight
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A Girl in Mesh with a Strap On Jerking Off with a Fleshlight
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Lesbian Fleshlight Scissoring
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Fleshlight Threesome…
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Joi Mom and her Fleshlight Tips
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Jack Off Tutorial with a Fleshlight
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POV Fleshlight Warm Up
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Girl with a Strap On Fucks her FLeshlight
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A Couple of Realtors and their Fleshlight
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Pussy to Fleshlight To Pussy
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Milk and the Fleshlight
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Princess Lei Found her Dad’s Fleshlight
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Failing Retards
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Manicured Pussy Hair of the Day
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Asking a Junkie for Directions
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A Bad Time for Erectile Dysfunction…
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Naked Chick of the Day
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Cripple Eating Stripper Pussy
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GIF of the Day
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Clown TIts of the Day
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Porn Chick Taking Off her Cute Animal Print Panties
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Great Fucking TIts
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Hot Girl Riding a Dildo….
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This Brute Sex is Terrifying
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