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2017

01

Nov

Elle Fanning Slutty Nurse of the Day

Elle Fanning is the sister of Dakota Fanning – who was able to have an adult career thanks to her parents whoring out her sister at a young age – packaging her like some “boy wonder” the girl version – not that there are genders in this world anymore – but back then there were so I’m sticking with my politically incorrect assumption that Dakota Fanning’s pronoun is GIRL…or HER….we live in an idiotic era.

She’s dressed like a slutty nurse from what I assume is Weinstein Produced Kill Bill…because you can’t BOYCOT what’s already happened…and the good news is that she doesn’t have Uma Thurman’s thick man hands….

While Elle was out being better paid / lazy at a Halloween Party…her sister Dakota who she’s milked her career from was at a premiere with some cleavage.

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2017

01

Nov

Alexis Ren’s Slutty Costume of the Day

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Alexis Ren is some cheesy girl from California, who may not even be from California, but is as cheesy, shameless, and bikini bodied to be from California, because we have to remember not everyone in LA is an actress, or a musician, but some are low level instagram hookers who thought they had a chance, but never had a chance, so they just go to the gym and fuck rich guys who have made it, because rich guys need hot pussy to validate getting themselves rich..

This one may be cheesy with the bolt ons like a stripper but she was able to position herself as someone “relevant”…on social media, which is not relevant at all, but relevant to advertisers, and thus she may make money without fucking the rich guys…what a concept..

This is her Halloween Costume. Not that exciting.

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2017

01

Nov

Girl TAlking About Her Booty Meat and Other Videos of the Day

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Man Gets Burried in Cement

New Hampshire Flooding Washes a House Down the River

Motorcyclist Ran Over by Semi Truck

Bikini Granny – An Inside Look

Kidnap Victim Escapes the Trunk

Little Boy’s Dog Got Stolen in Front of Him for Someone’s Dinner…What the Hell..

School Bus that was hit by the Terrorist Attack Yesterday is Jacked the Fuck Up

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2017

01

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I think it’s safe to say that everyday is a nightmare…from sitting on a computer everyday writing about shit I don’t care about because I have nothing better to do…to sleeping on the same soiled mattress I’ve been on the last 20 years…next to a 250 maybe 300 pound woman who won’t fucking die….it’s a nightmare…

I don’t need model parties with hot models in costumes like the ones I seen all over instagram yesterday to remind me how spooky life actually is…

But I do know a very important thing…all that Halloween candy is on sale today and fat bitches with diabetes are gonna stock the fuck up…giving me a few hours to jerk off to cam girls…so in ways there’s a light at least a glimmer of it…and sure it may just be a hallucination or fantasy…but when it hell you need hope….we all need hope…my hope is that this discount chocolate is what puts the wife into diabetic coma…so that I can be free to go to all the model parties with hot models in costumes I’ll definitely be invited to after writing creepy internet content on them everyday…..it’s the gateway to fucking them…didn’t you learn anything in elementary school…I tease you cuz I like you.

Here are some morning links..

The Science Behind a Bowl of Cheerios
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Jeremy Piven – Rapist
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Farrah Abraham Fired from new MTV Series for Doing Porn
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Corey Feldman’s Child Rape Cash Grab Continues
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Fyre Festival Was Probably the Most Genius Marketing Experiment Ever
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Brandi Glanville Dressed Like LeAnn Rimes
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A New Halloween Next Halloween
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2017

31

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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Halloween is happening – and all the annoying suburbian parents are having the cutest time – looking at their shitty kids…and all the creepy Kevin Spaceys out there are testing up the booby traps they’ve set up in their front entrance way that sends the kids coming for candy straight down his slide into the cage in his basement…..you know to use the kids captured as bait to get the moms to come in lookin gofr the kids…because that’s what people do on Halloween…

I, on the other hand, lock myself in the house and turn off the lights, I don’t fuck with people coming to my door, that shit is how you get killed, robbed, or set up….

So as I sit here in the dark, and the rest of the modern world is out eating up all the candy they can because they don’t eat enough candy everyday – diabetes….I figure…why not post some amazing steplinks for you to click on … so click em.

Here are some stepLINKS

J.Lo on the Cover Looking like a WHOORE…
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NASA releases Spooky Sounds
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Heidi Klum remmebers Her Best Costumes
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Chanel West Coast Big Tits
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The Levitating Star Wars Costume
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Ashley Tisdale – Nipples
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Hannah Ferguson Too Skinny – Playing Xena
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Lea Michele Shopping
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Dog Skateboards
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Vegas Shooters Was Busted with Kiddie Porn – I Bet it was Planted
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Rose McGowan is an Idiot
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House of Cards is Over
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Fat Topless Bitch Falling
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Tara Reid at the Airport…
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T-Rex Family Waits for the School Bus
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Blonde Model Named Lena Gercke
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Fluffy Cat in a Shoebox Car
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Olivia Wilde in Photoshoot
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Lindsey Vonn Likes Men’s Sports better than Chick Sports
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Jennifer Morrison Tight Dress
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Hot Instagram Girl of the Day
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Cat Plays Miniture Pool
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Selena and Justin Go To Church
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Evolution of the Honda Civic
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AnnaSophia Robb Red Shirt
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Property Bros Testicle Flash
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Maria Sharapova for Porsche
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Guy Catfishes a Girl from Tinder
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Cardi B as Creulla Deville – Huge Tits
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Sofia Richie Legs
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Hollywood Redoes Pet Sematery
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Jeremy Piven is a Rapist
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Hot Amateur Pussy
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I Watch This Shit Every Day – Free Hot Girls on Webcam – …I am Watching it Right Now!
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Girls are Dumb the Compilation
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Girl and a Glass Dildo
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Halloween Inspired Pornos
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Pussy Rub Waiting for the Doctor…
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Nice Pussy of the Day
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Some Tessa Fowler Chick in Costume
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Milf MILKING
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Nice Nipples
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Girls Fucking Up
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Hot Bitch Bent Over the Desk
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Pussy VS Fuck Machine
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2017

31

Oct

Sara Sampaio’s Solid Halloween Costumes of the Day

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Sara Sampaio dressed up like a Plastic Surgery ridden model – to divert from any plastic surgery she’s likely had – to reaffirm that she’s all natural and that is why Victoria’s Secret like her so much….you know…skinny and all natural…straight from PORTUGAL….to million dollar contracts in NYC, like she wasn’t created in a lab with Adriana Lima DNA and she’s not a humanoid….

THAT SAID…good costume…it reminds me of every girl on the social media…and that gives boners…

She’s also red riding hood…

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2017

31

Oct

Wendy Williams Drops Like Bricks of the Day

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This video is the highlight of my day…

Wendy Williams dressed like the Statue of Liberty, likely mistook it for the Twin Towers, and dropping like she had a stroke, or died on TV, from the spanx being too tight, no oxygen to her brain…and the whole performance was as dramatic as you’d expect.

She probably just saw her bikini pics…

In other black pop culture news…Cardi B was dressed liek Cruella Deville, and we support all strippers turned Number 1 on the Billboard Charts cashing in, except I do prefer when my strippers are more failed, broken and given up on life…

Posted in:SFW|Videos|Wendy WIlliams

2017

31

Oct

Elizabeth Gillies Halloween Costume of the Day

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Who the fuck is Elizabeth Gilles and why am I posting her fishnets like they matter…because they don’t.

She’s some Disney star, probably molested in the pedophile ring… whore by her parents, now on Dynasty, a very terrible fucking show, I’ve seen a minute of it and had to shut that fucking down….it’s so bad…

I guess guys find her hot and jerk off to her…because guys are perverts and jerk off to everything…his doesn’t quite hit the mark for me…

Posted in:Elizabeth Gillies|SFW

2017

31

Oct

Bella Thorne’s Halloween of the Day

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Bella Thorne posted her tit in her Halloween costume, or one of her Halloween costumes, and I am surprised that the clickbait that is Bella Thorne hasn’t been building up the Halloween, you know posting 12 different costumes going into it…even though every day is Halloween for her, the raver….the crackhead…whatever it is she’s up to…in her clickbait life…

I guess she’s starting to do opiates…all not dead on Fentanyl, too bad..but it may happen…bitch be medicated….the more MDMA she does, the closer to heroin she gets…

GOOD COSTUME THOUGH…

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2017

31

Oct

Jessica Alba’s Halloween Booty of the Day

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Jessica Alba’s got the fat ass….because she’s part Mexican and pregnant…which means she should be 300 more pounds than this…

I wonder if all her kids are with this dude, or if she still fucks him while she’s not fucking the other more famous people who fuck her – where he is just the porn husband, purse holder, she turns to for support when the other men upset her, you know how these egotistical women are…they are assholes and they all need a floor mat of a dude who is happy enough knowing he’s bred with Alba, even though she’s a cunt.

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Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW