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2017

14

Dec

Christina Hendricks Titty to her Chin of the Day

If you’re a fat chick, whether famous or not, whether on TV and masturbated to by perverts or the cashier at the McDonalds or not, so long as you have obscene sized tits, you’re best strategy is to follow this old haggard Christina Hendricks lead and tuck your titties under your damn chin, so that the world can focus on your actual skills, your actual contribution to the world…

She’s 42, no reason to masturbate to her, but you can try…

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2017

14

Dec

Demi Lovato’s in Mesh Outfit of the Day

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If I had nothing better to do, I would be trying to figure out what the hell Demi Lovato is wearing, what this trend or outfit is all about, not because I am a fashion critic, or like I work for Vogue, or know anything about fashion…but because you’d think there’s something off for a girl who played the whole fat is wonderful, be a lazy slob, turned stripper, or Beauty Pageant queen at the Mexican Easter Parade…

I guess I don’t have nothing better to do, so I did just try to figure out what the hell Demi Lovato was wearing in her mesh outfit…for some Christmas thing…that looks like a stripper, for the kids…the way you’d want girls to look for the kids…to help pave the way for the kids…but I am left disappointed because she’s not crawling around on all fours like a good stripper…right..right.

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Here’s a great video to watch…

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2017

14

Dec

Emma Roberts Titty in a Bathing Suit in Miami of the Day

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We like Emma Roberts…and by we, I mean I do, and I don’t actually know if I like her, because I haven’t met any of these people, but I do think she’s got a good look for a hipster identity crisis neice of Julia Roberts who probably has daddy issues, but who doesn’t, thanks to her dad being a self involved asshole who won an academy award and faded harder than Dana Plato, because at least Dana Plato died…I don’t know why I chose Dana Plato, but I guess she’s a bad example, I’m trying to get at dying at your peak is better than doing netflix movies for shit money to feed to coke habit and not your kid….because you don’t pay child support, you instead get your sister to get her work….who cares

She’s on the tail end of Basel, because people buy into art, even if it’s nonsense, it’s still got that cool factor…and here she is tit out in a one piece because she’s subtle, bloated, or pregnant….nice.

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Here’s some social media video

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2017

14

Dec

Emma Paterson in a See Through Dress of the Day

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Emma Paterson is a very very very important personality…who you should stare at while she’s on the beach in the move convenient outfit…because it doesn’t get in the way of her damn nipples being seen…

You know…good styles…..this Emma Paterson, probably never heard of but perfect enough for this dirtbag pervert…

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2017

14

Dec

Brazil Sex Ed Teacher Gives Demo on Student – what – and Other Videos of the Day

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Walmart Employee Smokes Weed in Front of Shoppers

Topless Dude Gets Shot with Bean Bags…

Woman Uses Mase on Victoria’s Secret Employees

Man Hangs Off Building to Escape Fire

Vegas Cops Shoot a Dude

Christmas Shopping at the Apple Store

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

14

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Life as a dirtbag pervert’s never been so distracting…

You know back in the day, I had to use my imagination and dig into my inner pervert to FIND the pervert dirtbag things to look at, stare at, make inappropriate comments to…

But now I can’t leave my house without without seeing a pair of pants jacked up into a pussy…and I don’t need to leave social media to see the tits..and life is tits.

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…

Check Out the Gift Guide You Holiday Shoppers
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I Like that Salma Hayek Left Out the Donkey Show She Put On to Get Her Career
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Chelsea Handler – Body Shamer
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Daring Unicyclist Tries to Overcompensate for Being a Unicyclist – with a Daring Unicycle
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Katharine McPhee Slutty Bikini
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Black Kids Gets Accepted into Harvard..
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How To Hijack Amazon Prime
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Kid with a Sled Gets a Strike in a Bowling Alley and Gets chased by Fat Bowling Guy…
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CLEAN YOUR DIRTY ASSHOLE
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2017

14

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I may hate fat chicks for being round…But some of the greatest things are round, Like Vagina holes….

I don’t know where I am going with this, but I am drunk from Christmas party egg nog drinking that has made my diabetes wig the fuck out..like I was a black woman in a rain storm…whatever that means…but not like I was Santa, the greatest pedophile of all time who the kids don’t even think is real and when they report him to their parents the parents blow it off as if it is fantasy..or Jesus, the world’s greatest marketing guy, who got people to believe his lie 2000 years after his death…they are still buying his “used car”

Here’s a some stepLINKS…

Salma Hayek’s Weinstein Story..
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Clooney Paid his Closest Friends a Million Dollars Each
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Hero Santa Saves the Day
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Amanda Bynes News of the Day
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Make Ned Flanders Hot Chocolate
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Some Trash in a Borat Bathing Suit
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Nick Nolte is a Fucking Legend
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Elle Fanning Braless
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Bijou Philips Scientologist Nipples
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10 Sexy Books for XXXMAS
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Olivia Munn’s Ass for the Paparazzi is Very Different than the Ass Pic for her Selfie..
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Kirsten Dunst – Pregnant – Who Cares
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John Stamos and Fiance are Having a Kid
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Garage Owner Towing a Public Bus
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Little Bird of the day
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Rat Cow in a Thong
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Artie Lange Arrested
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David Bowie the Last 5 Years – Trailer
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Perrie Edwards Cleavage
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Rose McGowan VS Alyssa Milano’s Hairy Arms…
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Emily DiDonato’s Boring on Photoshoot…
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Some Whore Named Scheana Marie in a Tight Dress…
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Joan Smalls in a SLutty Corest Lingerie Thing
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Hailey Clauson at at Fashion Event
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Fergie at Some Fashion Event
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Victoria’s Secret Girls Posing Shitty
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From stepSMUT!!

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I Watch This Shit Every Day – Free Hot Girls on Webcam – …I am Watching it Right Now!
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Cute Naked Blonde Chick
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Hot skinny Chick with Big Tits
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This Girl Putting Out the California Fires…..With her Pussy
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Rat Cow’s Big Tits in a Slutty Selfie video
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This Hot Chick’s Got a Surprise…
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Snapchat that Pussy Hole
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This Site is XXX PORNO MACHINE Life!!
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Bolt On Tits in the Mesh Bra
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Nude Photography of the Day
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Amateur Porn Girl Does a Weird Interactive Parody of an 8 Bit Videogame
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REALLY SAGGY TITS
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2017

13

Dec

Hailey Baldwin’s Lingerie Slutty Workout Asshole Video of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is really selling the dream…or living the dream…or scrambling to become a dream…as hard as she fucking can because she’s tired of being the third runner up amongst her friends those Hadids and the Jenners, because she likely thinks she’s hotter, her family definitely not as rich, but in theory more famous…you know Stephen was Barnie Rubble in the Flinstones live action…as well as a contestant on The Apprentice…

She’s scrambling hard, doing fitness in her lingerie for “fashion” in a concept the low level perverts like me and you have been seeing for fucking ever, her full ass getting racy, because it’s an honor to be a part of the movement that is LOVE magazine, despite being a weirdo Christian thnaks to her drug addict father..

Point being, she’s figured out do all media, go slutty it gets clicks or go home, like when she was fucking Bieber when she was 16…moving into the Jenner / Hadid circle…

I’m not a fan, I think she’s got a hard tranny face like her cousin, but she’s young, skinny, fit, and trying real fucking hard…putting in real fucking work, really putting work in, here she is in Wonderland Magazine, and apparently she’s hosting a TV show people likely don’t watch, you know her CLICKBAIT GAME strong…

She knows…it’s time to make a name for herself using her dad and uncles name and money and celebrity to help her…

I can’t complain…despite wanting to boycott love magazine…squats in sheer panties..great clickbait to me.

Here she is in her other shoot for Wonderland Magazine…slutty enough.

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2017

13

Dec

Hailee Steinfeld and Friends Dressed a Little Dramatic at the Pitch Perfect Premiere of the Day

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I guess Hailee Steinfeld thinks the premiere of Pitch Perfect 300 the attack of Fat Amy, where Fat Amy finally explodes and Anna Kendrick smears the fat on her face, like it was the semen of the producer who gave her her first job despite her janky middle of the road face…then they all go out for pizza and song…is a fancy thing..

Because girl got the cocktail dress on, even though it’s a stupid fucking movie only assholes like, that is not fancy at all, this isn’t some theatrical masterpiece they’ve worked on for the last 7 years finally coming together at a gala..

It’s a fucking pile of shit franchise that makes a lot of money – that Elizabeth Banks shat out on a piece of paper – for a producer who liked it – that basically went viral.

I think Hailee Steinfeld woulda been fine dressed in her fitness gear casual, not like she’s going to prom…or the porn awards..but these hollywood kids are are all fucked in the head…

Here’s the pics…and remember Pitch Perfect is garbage..

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Anna Kendrick brought her over hyped, overpaid, over developed face and back to the event – despite being 40 and playing a college girl….Hollywood magic people…Hollywood magic. Also Dressed like the porn awards, rocking what could be pregnancy, because she’s old..or maybe it’s just muff gunt…WHO can really tell…or care…what a monster

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Posted in:Anna Kendrick|Elizabeth Banks|Hailee Steinfeld|SFW

2017

13

Dec

Bregje Heinen with her Titty Out Photoshoot of the Day

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With a name like Bregje – you’d think she was a bucket of vomit left on the side of your bed after a night of hard drinking and Indian Buffet eating…..before going down on a rank hooker that tastes like dog shit because her last client made her fuck some frozen dog shit, it was his thing, and she had no time to shower, because you get what you pay for…

BREGJE…

But despite sounding like she was named when her mom was throwing up from all the heroin detoxing…she’s actually quite lovely…at least when shot professionally…WITH HER TITTIES OUT…

ALL photoshopped professionally….WITH HER TITTIES OUT..

I am so glad we get the exclusive look at the TITTIES OUT…you know because she’s not digging deep by taking the TITTIES out to get noticed, that would be shameless…and this is a lady we’re talking about..

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