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2023

05

Sep

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I don’t know if girls have realized that dudes don’t actually care about tit size, they just care about the tits being in their mouth, and dudes who do care about tit size, are likely dudes who do not get tits in their mouth.

Sure, big tits are a fun novelty act when they come up, or happen to fall in your mouth, but for the most part, the average dude will take a fit bitch with small tits over a fat chick with big tits any day of the week, if anything the average dude will take anything he can get, so he’s probably not the litmus test you need in your survey on titty size mattering…..but ultimately, despite the big tits going viral and making big tit owners rich because of the big tits, they aren’t a necessity because tiny tits are hot too, since they are tits.

I am a firm believer in the power of tiny tits, I appreciate the tiny tits, and I do a gallery around the shit because it’s needed in a world where big tits, shitty implant tits, are seen as some kind of answer to life….MURDERING so many tiny tits that were hot before the slaughter.

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2023

05

Sep

Selena Gomez Playing With Her Titty of the Day

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Big fat headed Selena Gomez, who is built like Stewie from Family Guy, all double the size of a regular head, probably because of ZIKA or some shit, or maybe it’s because she is also fat as fuck, is the star of more than just the Disney series Murder in the Building with Martin Short and Steve Martin, where she doesn’t give them geriatric handjobs while changing their diapers like their Mexican nurse at the old folks home, which would make it a more interesting show, is in this video fondling herself.

I think it’s an old leaked nude, released by one of the peple who she is harvesting organs from, but it’s not one that got her cancelled from Disney, because Disney created her and this is likely part of that programming….

Unless she’s just being responsible and looking for titty cancer, despite knowing she’s going to die of LUPUS and titty cancer is the least of her concerns…

Who cares, it’s a big Gomez titty massage, like she’s breaking in the implants she got to offset her BIG fat ass..and balance out the big fat head that creeps me the fuck out…

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2023

05

Sep

Monica Bellucci’s Daughter Deva Cassel Topless of the Day

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Monica Bellucci is every Italian I’ve ever met’s dream girl. It’s probably because I am old, since she’s old, but I’m not Sophia Loren old, so they talk Bellucci not Loren when it comes to their whole Italian content stream that makes them feel more Italian than jerking off to a non-Italian while eating their Pasta Pizza and doing mob shit, or whatever it is you Italians do.

So the pussy of a generation of 60 and under Italian men, has generated a new pussy, who is topless in a trench coat like a flasher, because rich kids with famous parents are people too, if anything brands love that they are people too, because they use them as a marketing hook.

I know what you’re thinking, that the number one WOP WAP is Leni Klum, since her illegitimate biological father is an Italian and you’re right, but I’ll still look at what Monica Bellucci hatched from her cunt since she’s out here whoring in her generation of whores as a legacy whore thanks to her mom whoring, generational trauma applies to generational whoring, and this is the new pussy of the generation thanks to her mom being the old pussy of a generation and I am sure it makes the barbers and butchers and masons and carpenters pretty exited…or old.

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2023

05

Sep

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Thanks to the trends and styles of instagram, which are heavily fuelled by the successful people of instagram, which are not so coincidentally the sluttiest bitches of instagram, because the internet is a place where people perv out…and voyeurs need exhibitionists with daddy issues seeking attention….to which the interent responds by sending us a steady stream of the shit…

So with the internet being a place that is more real life than real life, and escaping it for real life is almost impossible, meaning that the internet shit trickles into the real life shit pretty aggressively since they are interchangeable…slutty outfits get worn by bitches who would otherwise never wear them, but who think that’s the style, so they wear them….

Meaning, when I leave the house, I see all kinds of pussy lip choking on tight shorts, or pants, pussy lips of all kinds of fatness, even on girls at work, or girls on walks, or girls heading to class, it’s just ridiculous….

But seeing as I like tight pants hugging fat pussy lips, it’s fucking amazing, all these unsuspecting whores thinking they are stylish, not realizing they are whores, letting me stare at their cunts….ME…of all people…it’s wild time….

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2023

05

Sep

Anya Taylor-Joy Bathtub Selfie of the Day

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Anya Taylor Joy is some freakish celebrity who for some reason is a lot of hype, or was a lot of hype a few years ago, because I guess Hollywood is drowning and they take whatever the fuck they can get from these random ass whores who pop up….

She seems to be some human trafficked satanic werido, but then again, I think anyone who has made it in Hollywood has drank the blood of children while taking it up the ass from a train of the leaders of the industry, to prove their loyalty….

In this picture, she posted herself in the bubble bath, which is what celebrities are resorting to when it comes to producing their own personal content as they need to have a personal life, personal brand, existence outside of the characters in the movies, while also being the characters in the movie, so when left to their own devices, you are forced to see how lame, ugly, lacking of creativity and BORING their overpaid asses are.

Now, should an actor or actress also be a creative director of her content like an instagram whore? Probably not, but with their budget, there’s no excuse as to why Jenny at the coffee shop is hotter, funnier, worth jerking off to harder than the ones who get hired and paid millions to be on camera and who think they are so important because they get paid millions to be on camera, all while sucking..

I mean to think that top level actresses post bathtub pics to the internet like a fat lonely wife who gets cheated on by her husband, hoping someone will pay notice to her, is hilarious….

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2023

05

Sep

Drea De Matteo Sopranos Slut of the Day

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I didn’t watch the Sopranos, but I do listen to country music, and obviously Waylon Jennings is one of the icons of Outlaw Country music, so his shitty entitled rich as shit Hollywood kid is an affiliate of that or an heir to that or just a try hard trying to pretend he’s Outlaw country while being an LA rich kid because of who his daddy is and that’s the only reason he exists…

So yeah, when they were making babies, Shooter shooting loads in Drea, I knew that she was a Sopranos whore….

Now she’s an official whore because despite no one giving a shit or no one asking, she’s launched her OnlyFans, which went semi viral last week…people were like “that bitch from Sopranos is doing OnlyFans Now” because she’s not doing anything else besides cashing those Waylon Jennings sponsored Child Support checks that Shooter sends her way….

I didn’t see any of her whore content, but it’s a nice reminder that these celebrity whores who I’ve always called whores, were never aspiring artists trying to excel in their craft, but rather just whores being placed in roles, that would have ended in porn had the opportunity never arose…..which is now ending in porn now that the opportunities have never arose…since porn is more lucrative than mainstream…

It’s a real trip if you think about it, which I don’t because I just look at tits…

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Posted in:Drea De Matteo

2023

05

Sep

Iskra Lawrence Big Girl Bigger Swimsuit of the Day

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I am still convinced that Iskra Lawrence is a girl who cosplays as a fat chick, because she wasn’t getting anywhere as a skinny model chick, she was apparently signed as a skinny model chick, but just wasn’t getting any work….

So she got fat, made a viral video in “THE TUBE” about being fat, by wearing her underwear as a fat chick on the subway, and at the time it was that easy to go viral….

She ended up becoming the hero of fat chicks, working as a fat chick for brands, and the whole thing ended up being the gift that keeps on giving, but also a trap…

Like the instagram celebrity who is known for falling on her face, keeping up her feed by continuing to fall on her face, only through carb loading and laziness…

I just don’t believe Iskra, who is now OLD and Fat was organically fat, but rather used fat as a hook, which is hilarious because fat chicks are too lazy and filled with shame to actually embrace their fatness and attempt to monetize that fatness on an international level, running campaigns and all that other shit, that gets in the way of EATING cake time…

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2023

05

Sep

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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It’s some global warming shit, and despite it being hot as shit for a motherfucker who can’t afford air conditioning all dying, in part because my obese wife is sitting across the room from me totally fucking naked with ice cubes on her giant fucking gut and the smells that come off her are traumatizing, the kind of smell a homicide detective would write “you just never get used to it” in his memoir….

So yeah, my bikini experience is hardly a bikini experience because I’m not near a body of water, so I get the half naked short wearing, cameltoe, sheer tops on the regular, but not the more important bikini, which is even more revealing than underwear these days, because girls are whores who like showing off their thonged asses I guess, just not to me, but on the internet for all to see, it expands the audience or some shit.

Here are some random chicks in bikinis or bathing suits because that’s the kind of outfit that makes them exist on the online social media channels, without bikinis, so many of these whores out there would be lost, confused, unable to do brand deals or to sugar baby or sell nudes, so thank you for the bikini for their existence…

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2023

04

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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stepLINKS and an updated site on Labor Day, who the fuck is this clown working on Labor Day and why is he such a fucking legend at this internet shit, a fucking pro, if by pro you mean prolapsed anus….a fucking prolapsed anus of a website webmaster website updater blogger….

I am going to start identifying as a woman, just because I’m called a misogynist for all these years, it’s better to confuse the haters, plus the women are far more vulgar than dudes, so I can talk about my yeast infections, my UTI and all the gross shit I put in pussy to help me Monetize!

I am not actually a misogynist, I’m actually impressed when I see big titty girls working the coffee shop, the ice cream shop, the grocery store, rocking their fitness sports bra and leggings, all hot as shit witj big tits and big asses all while working an actual menial job in a world of onlyfans, it’s almost lunacy….to think that girls off the internet aren’t whores while dressing like whores, maybe there is hope for us all…

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Emma Stone Had “No Shame” Filming New Sex Scene!
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Coco Soaks Up The Summer in Her Bikini!
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Natalie Roser Down at The Beach!
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Sydney Smith the Livvy Dunne’s Busty Alternate Pulls Through!
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Lily-Rose Depp Braless in West Hollywood!
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2023

04

Sep

Burning Man Mud Tits of the Day

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I think one of the highlights of the weekend was hearing that Burning Man had an Ebola outbreak and that all the loser who attended Burning Man were under some kind of lockdown or quarantine, which I thought would lead to them ending up dead.

Unfortunately, the worst kind of people who attend Burning Man, or who think it’s cool to see rich people cosplay as homeless and nomadic people, for some kind of freakish and Satanic Ritual that’s become some pop culture stop on the pop culture tour, that if you’re anyone in this world of social media, you gotta be at Burning Man, otherwise you don’t exist, or you’re not some higher level, higher functioning loser who can fuck with the tech billionaires who are drawn to the event because they get to see tits…

Burning Man is a nightmare, that should have been an actual nightmare, you know for the haters out there to get what we’ve always wanted for the assholes who live for this shit and talk about this shit all year while leading up to the shit….

But with their hippie bullshit comes naked whores and here’s a round-up from the muddy burning man that was not locked down due to EBOLA, unfortunately, but rain….

Fucking losers.

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