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2017

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I find it interesting that everyone goes wild for Black Friday, especially in this very sensitive, even overly sensitive climate, considering that it was built on systematic racism from white American corporations creating a Day that is affordable for black people to shop…one Day a year…shop like the White man…and make us stupid money…they were so bold they even called it Black Friday instead of African America Friday…or “Pre Christmas Hype to Increase Our Q4 Sales Numbers Day”….

I know, why is it on Friday? I ask myself that also, probably cuz they saw that Ice Cube movie….white people trying to understand the Culture…

Why is it ignored? But we pay attention to white rich guys jerking off for white rich girls? Because this is America people and the deals are so damn good….so good people brawl over the shit….Black Friday lives matter to me…

While they matter to you, only cuz you got 800 dollars off a TV….

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Black Friday Deal of the Day…..
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Tara Reid Turkey Dream
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Gwyneth Paltrow Engagement Ring
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Kate Mara – Boring as Hell….
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Wind VS TRuck
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Thanksgiving Day Miracle
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Celebrity Nudity…Lifetime Deal….
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2017

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s a good night to fuck your turkey carcass or your sister or your cousin or your brother’s wife or your stepmother or your stepfather or really anyone in your family that you’ve been cooped up inside watching football and shitty old movies with…conversing as humans do…

I mean otherwise you’ll have to wait until Christmas for your next chance…and that’s a month away…

Assuming you have family, even though you don’t, or if you did, they’d likely not invite you to their dinner – because you are on this site clicking links like a fucking weirdo…instead of jerking off in hopes someone walks in on you…you know since jerking off for people not expecting it is the trend of the year…it’s the Hollywood not officially cheating, not officially rape, but weird as fuck way…

Here are some stepLINKS….I’m Thankful for everything on Thanksgiving…everything but my hemorrhoid, that asshole is angry…and I’m not even celebrating thanksgiving…

Eat that turkey motherfuckers..

Phoebe Price Looking Amazing Tits Out with a Turkey on her Head
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Naked Instagra Model Goes Shopping at the Mall
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Elle Fanning Eating Erotica
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The Vape That Ends Depression – BESt INVENTION EVER
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Dude Does a Giant Leap Across a Road
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Tara Reid – Erotica…
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Kendall Jenner Nipples
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I’m Thankful For….Katy Perry Being Disgusting Going to Dinner
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Pregnant Alba Sucks
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Rihanna Topless
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Ashanti in a Yellow Bikini
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I’m Thankful For….Hailey Baldwin Being a Played Out Pile of Dog Shit – On the Streets of NYC
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I’m Thankful For….Zendaya Coleman’s Fuck Me Boots..but More Thankful not Knowing who Zendaya Colman Is
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Little Kid on a Roomba…What the Hell
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I’m Thankful For….Old Lady Pam Anderson Still Doing Slutty Photoshoots
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Dog Trying to Catch Snow
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I’m Thankful For….Mail Order Brides like Olga Kurylenko in Shitty Magazine Photoshoots
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Some Netflix Show Called El Camino Christmas
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I’m Thankful For….Katharine McPhee Being Fat but Half Naked in a Magazine
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I’m Thankful For….Erika Jordan’s Weird Naked Fall Photoshoot
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The Most Expensive Steak in NYC
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Necrophilia Fetish Porn is Fuckin Weird
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Changing Room Voyeur Porn
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Happy Near Year Photoshoot for the Wrong Holiday Porn…
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Pullin Her Panties Down
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Big Tits Adjust Bikini Top – GIF
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Masturbating Amateur Chicks
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Some Good Good Amateur Porn
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This Site is Life!!
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Crazy Cum Shot of the Day
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Cripple Eats Pussy
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Titties in the Slutty Pose
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When Did this Porn Gaping Ass Cereal Fetish Start
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Mud Fetish Porn
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Cheesy Fake titty Photoshoot
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2017

Nov

I’m Thankful for Britney Spears as a Cowgirl of the Day

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There are so many reasons I am thankful for Britney Spears in Daisy Dukes…and midriff and a cowboy hat…showing off her old lady fit mom body….and none of them have anything to do with how her music shaped me as a person or inspired me…

But I did jerk off to that Hit Me Baby One More Time Music video before I had broadband internet…I was doing that dial-up shit and MTV was an easier option…girl created fetishes early on…and continues to..

Not that her being the hot mom is really that much of a fetish, but the fact that K-Fed is set for life from fucking her a few times is…I mean I’m a mooch and can mooch and would mooch that hard…and knowing it was done to Britney is inspiring.

Also, I am a cult status, into the sex cult movements…I believe that a man who can capture and captivate people to do crazy things – often times to his penis or to each other as he watches…claiming it is god’s will…blows me away, I have a hard enough time getting the girl at McDonalds to get me a damn burger I’m paying for…not that I eat McDonalds, that shit is poison and will kill you, but YOU Know what i mean…that’s power…

So seeing her held captive against her will, that she doesn’t even realize she’s being held captive, just continuing to be an earner, dancing monkey for her mooch family, who made her and will work her to the bone…fascinates me…

Is this a cry for help, or is she just being distracted with the though of Thanksgiving dinner – some pumpkin pie…cuz they’ve been starving her…and girl’s genuinely as excited as her meds let her..which isn’t shaving her head in manic episodes or anything…but cowboy dances…work for me.

SO I’m thankful for Britney Spears…doing whatever the fuck this is.

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2017

Nov

Cindy Crawford’s Tit in 1988 Marc Jacobs Show of the Day

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I am thankful for it never being too late to post a tit pic….

In fact, when the woman in the tit pic is still alive, and a mom of two, after years of aging…because this is from 1988, 30 fucking years ago…it is encouraged…

If you’re going to look at a tit pic of anyone over 30, it best be one from the archives of what was, cuz no one wants to deal with their current shit…

Unless when their current shit, is their clone they created with all their money, who they are throwing out to the world to do the exact same thing this one did….30 years later..named Kaia…

The archive tits, thanks to the internet, are like new tit pics to me…and in this case better than new tit pics..so consider it a Thanksgiving miracle…

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2017

Nov

January Jones Keeps Bringing it to Social Media of the DAy

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Old Lady South Dakotan January Jones…..born in…you guessed it…January…and miraculously, became a famous set of tits on TV, thanks to acting requiring very little talent, just arrogance, something anyone with tits, who is told she’s hot enough will have..

She is the daughter of Karen Sue, a sporting goods store manager, and Marvin Roger Jones, a gym teacher and fitness director.

And she’s made it in Hollywood, this is not a “her uncle is Weinstein”…it’s more “She was Weinsteined” and even has the baby to prove it…just don’t tell the wife of the powerful person she bred with…keep it under wraps like he was Seacrest is likely doing with all his mistresses and women he mistreated…paying them the fuck off so they don’t turn on him…running through his contact book with checks so he doesn’t get publicly slaughtered…

She’s taken a liking to posting tits on her social media feed, because she’s got tits and at 40, it’s important to take in all the attention she can.

I still don’t get how she exists…but she exists and this is her Thanksgiving Turkey content….

I prefer – This Turkey Content…at least when talking about January Jones.

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2017

Nov

Elle Fanning’s Creepy Mirror Selfie of the Day

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This is a creepy picture that creepy Elle Fanning put out to the internet 21 hours ago…of her in front of a mirror looking busty…which makes her less creepy…not because of her padded bra or swollen tits in a white T-Shirt…but because she actually has a reflection.

You’d think being a creepy fucking vampire…you know because she’s so pale and because her family are weirdos who if anyone was a vampire, it’d be them…

You know all that sneaking their young kids into the public eye at a very young age…and by sneaking I mean selling them the fuck out..creating serious fucking weirdos…

And here’s that selfie.

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2017

Nov

Hailee Steinfeld in a Bra of the Day

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I don’t know when the sexualization of Hailee Steinfeld happened, I mean I am sure some of you redneck perverts have been sexualizing her since she was cast on True Grit and her fanbase sort of grew from there, there’s a reason why all these teens end up with massive audiences and it’s not because other teens are following them on social media…it’s because the world, exspecially on the internet, is perverted and allows dudes to privately enough tap into that perversion….those instincts you feel when in public but don’t acton and instead you go home to research or get into….because of the internet…

I do know that the True Grit star, who at one point was just a chubby quirky 18 year old girl, has managed to position her career as a singer because singers make more money than actors and in doing that…she’s got fit, looks good and posts provocative shit on the internet…in her bra – so NAUGHTY and click-baity…clever.

Here she is deep stretching…

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2017

Nov

18 Year Old Naked Madonna doing Ballet Nude of the Day

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Madonna’s nude photos from when she were 18 in 1977 – see model release form – are up for auction…

She’s naked, doing Ballet, being edgy and artistic, and an exhibitionist…in an era where she could have gone into porn as easily as become a NYC scenester in the club scene who managed to trick executives to give her a record deal, and build her up to the billion dollar earning icon she is today..

All it took was a willingness to do what she was told, to put herself out there, in front of the camera…which is what it takes to get famous….

So all these instagram girls getting naked have a fucking shot…they could be the next Madonna, they just have to keep getting naked, until it takes them to the right circles….

This is a post of aspiration and a pretty lame ass for an 18 year old, I guess people had different diets then….less fat and jacked up on estrogen…

She doesn’t look hot, but naked skinny women with bush in the 70s doing dance poses….is in and of itself hot…

Sure Madonna is the fucking worst….but she was a girl with a dream like so many girls out there…so take these in….and see them for the magic they are.

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2017

Nov

Anna Kendrick Brought her Tits to some The Voice Mash Up Promo of the Day

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I guess marketers understand that the only people who go to the movies are the people who still watch TV, so the people at Pitch Perfect, who produced another movie, even though Anna Kendrick is 40 and awkward looking, while the asian one looks like she’s pushing 60, and we know the fat one along with eating her weight in cake, is officially 50, but you can’t call her out for it, because she will sue you an win, it’s her right to lie about her age, cuz she’s fat filled and wrinkle-less as her skin barely can support the pressure of her obesity….while Hailee Steinfeld who is the only college aged one..and probably the only one worth fucking…

You see Anna Kendrick has such a fucking terrible face, a weird little mouth, the kind of look that makes her look like she’s sucking on lemons, and when I hear people find her hot, I write them off as people who watch the voice, and would go to the movies….even though they are probably just dudes with low expectations, and she’s better than the local trash available to them…you know love the average at best chick and her cleavage…

I just expect more out of overpaid cunt. I want them to be hot…and it’s more than just fucking cleavage to win me over.

There’s something weird going on with her legs too….but I can’t figure that one out…but look at the tits bro…keep getting this mangled chick hired…you asshoels.

Theres a video…i wish I didn’t post…

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2017

Nov

Dora Yoder Hot Bush of the Day

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Dora Yoder is some hipster “model” or “artist” as she probably likes to be referred to as…you know it legitimizes her existence as more than just naked clickbait imagery for the internet – in efforts to get attention and seen – so that she can polarize what she does into actually mattering, leading to work, or money, or people buying her art..it’s all tactical and if you’re cute enough it works….

I am not hating, I think the world needs girls like this to inspire other girls to grow out their bush, since bush is my fucking life, I’ve been an advocate for bush forever, I want as big a bush as possible, a panty pillow really and all that bald pussy shit is for Bros and Kardashians….not for young girls I want to have sit on my face.

I am not going to go into my bush promotional campaign, I’ve been writing about it forever and YOU should know by now..

I am going to put up pictures of a girl and her bush, that she doesn’t want you to jerk off to cuz it’s art, which makes jerking off to it more gratifying…

Dora Yoder…I love you.

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