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2017

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Pretty Much Topless Social Media Whore Named Shea Marie of the Day

The only thing I know about Shea Marie …which is more than I should know about Shea Marie, is that she was a low grade, early to Instagram slut, who posted all the nudes and built up a large audience being an instagram slut, doing typical instagram half naked things….

BUT…she was smart enough to swap out the slutting and shamelessness to present herself as “fashion”….so she started going to fashion events, she started doing less shameless shit, less bikini shit…but a ho is a ho is a ho and you can take a ho out of the ho house and put her at the fashion events so that she can close brand deals – and she does – but once girl gets paid..the ho comes back out because that’s who she is at her core – and there’s noting wrong with that because I like girls in see through outfits. They fun. Better than the uptight bitches…and I am all for girls who can troll or polarize their instinct to get naked…

I’ve never done a post on her, but she’s been lurking the social media forever…

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Courtney Stodden Does Lindsay Lohan Doing Melania Trump of the Day

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Courtney Stodden is wonderful. I guess she’s over having her miscarriage / abortion for the tabloids, and she’s no longer with the celebrity she pretended to be a child bride with, and she’s no longer pushing her porno career that wasn’t very good….but she is showing off her clown tits…and based on the success of IT, we can accept the fact that the general public fucking loves clowns…in all varieties..from pscyho killer, to pedo, to tits…

I am a fan of this angel from heaven…and my one life regret is not going to her Halloween party I was accidentally invited to….it would have changed everything…BUTTERFLY effect shit…but I let us all down…but luckily…her tits bring me back up from that dark place…

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Christina Milian’s Nipples of the Day

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I don’t care about Christina Milian…or her nipples…but she’s apparently showing her nipples and I don’t even know if I am looking at a nipple or a set of nipples or not…I am just gonna assume that I am…because it makes my day feel like it has more purpose…than when I do posts that don’t involve nipple…not because I think nipples are this sacred thing or that I can jerk off to nipple like I was 12 years old in an era of throat fucking porn…but because I figure looking at a picture of Christina Milian only matters with nipples…and I guess she thinks the same thing…..because that’s why she’s putting out her nipples…

The reality is….who the fuck is Christina Milian anyway, she’s had one hit song…that’s it…..but she’s managed to drag this shit out long time…good hustle.

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YouTuber Kim Johansson Titties of the Day

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Here’s me trying to stay relevant with a YOUTUBER who is trying to stay relevant…her name is The Real Kim J and she’s got a bunch of followers or subscribers and she talks about shit like losing 30 pounds..that’s about as deep as I got into her programming to really realize I don’t really need to know anything more about her…but that I am willing to post her nudes, even though they terrify me, because I figure young people follower her, and I want young people to follow me to carry the site into the next generation of internet smut….

I am sure someone out there will be into this…her fan or whatever….but I figure if you’re playing off Kim K, being Kim K, do the sex tape…not the nude selfies…dick in low grade women..makes them more interesting.

: http://thefappeningblog.com

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Barbara Palvin’s Topless Ad for Tod’s of the Day

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Tod’s isn’t paying me to post this, but they should be, because it only has 600 views, and I’ll make that shit go viral, and they’re getting that for free, because they they tricked me into posting it, because they turned Barbara Palvin, into some Jack in the Box with her titties out…not that anyone really cares that much about Barbara Palvin, not enough for her tits to go viral….but maybe I’m wrong about her, the big girl from Victoria’s Secret…all Hungarian and clearly Hungry because she got fat after Victoria’s Secret forgot her…even though they used her to protect their brand back in the Miranda Kerr fucking Bieber like a dirty drunk Australian…and who is now…Hungry to make a comeback…topless..good.

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2017

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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Legit of the Day

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Women have an expiration date, so there is no real shock that Jennifer Love Hewitt has expired, especially after close to 15 years of being fat, struggling with her fat, which has probably been more depressing for her fans, that never saw this coming, than it is for her, who probably never saw it coming as she ate her feelings from being in this high pressure world…

BUT I ALWAYS KNEW…

I always know that her skinny frame didn’t make sense for massive tits….but her massive tits made it clear she could gain fat…just in the right places at 18-22….but the second that metabolism kicks in…and Menopause starts approaching…month after month one less egg in her ovary to drop…the rest of your body catches up to your tits…

So here’s some Expired Jennifer Love…with that ass…that’s pretty fucking legit, and not in a good way, more in a so big, it’s real…fucking real…in a world where I prefer fantasy…

Take it in….because it’s not that bad, in a world of fat legs and fat asses some of you, this thickness is hot…and really…it’s not as bad as it could be….but she probably hates herself for it.

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Martha Hunt in Maxim of the Day

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Martha Hunt is some Taylor Swift groupie, one of her real life barbie Dolls that Swift collected, and probably plays with, because she had no childhood…you know and Martha Hunt follows the lead because all these idiots are fame whores and like the more famous – it legitimizes them….

That said, I know, she’s a hired hooker, it’s not that impre

ssive to see her half naked, it’s her job, what she does…I just would expect more from Helen Hunt’s daughter, you know that Mad About You money should allow her to live a life that’s not her naked…

This is for Maxim, a magazine that still exists, still produces content, usually dull, but better than it was for a solid decade…and this is their cover girl…

Maxim used to pay me for traffic, because that’s how important I am…but sent lawyers on me after the fact to remove the content they paid me to post…because like Martha Hunt..I am a hired hooker….only my Johns treat me shitty…

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Sveta Utkina Titty Model of the Day

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Sveta Utkina reminds me that I don’t have enough Sveta’s in my life….you know a little Svetlana to get topless in photoshoots for me…

But alas, I am not rich enough to buy one off the internet, and I think I’d hate having a mail order wife because I would know that they were going to try to kill me off in my sleep, through sex, so that they take my empire from me…which I guess doesn’t sound terrible….maybe I should refocus my efforts and find one really desperate to leave…

That said, I have no idea who she is….but her tits happened. HI TITS.

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2017

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Gal Gadot is Full of Shit in Elle of the Day

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This whole sexual assault, woman power, especially when it is IDF Wonder Woman Gal Gadot, who was a virtual no one, but who now has the Authority to get the man who hired her fired from the production of her next movie, because he talks about blowjobs with actresses after years of getting blowjobs from actresses…it’s idiotic…

This woman supporting woman, down with the rapists, blacklist the rapists from Hollywood, even though the rapists were the same people they were sucking up to years earlier, public outcry now all of a sudden, because it’s trending and convenient, and good for PR to disassociate with everything bad, even though they all know what’s going on in the world they live in, but ignored it until they had to…

Whether it’s Sarah Silverman, or Rose McGowan, they all knew what was going down and are pretending they didn’t to not look like assholes, even though they are assholes..assholes out for themselves and this is just part of that hustle…

It’s funny to me…hypocrisy in the industry…these evil money grubbers and their master manipulation doesn’t fool me..

That said, I was sent this article on Medium that’s been removed but still in the Cache about how Gal Gadot, the Wonder Woman, doesn’t actually care about girls getting raped…shocking…

I copied it – click more – to see it – it could be fantasy, a lie, bullshit, but it’s safe to assume that the celebrities who are money hungry, power hungry, and told to position themselves a certain way as puppets that they are, are just trying to come across as “Wonder Woman” feminists, when really they want to be sexualized, paid, and turned into big stars..for their egos…

She was a virtual no one..and now she’s a huge star…she’ll do and say anything…

It’s all nonsense…and here are some pics of her.

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Joanna Halpin and Sarah Halpin Shoot of the Day

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Joanna Halpin and Sarah Halpin are apparently sisters, they are in this together, taking on the instagram world of self promotion the right way, because they are in it together, creating a fetish for people who like fucking sisters, or sisters who fuck, the kind of incest far more normal to jerk off to than dads fucking their daughters…right..

I don’t know if they are actually related, but they are free spirited, hip, current, and topless together, as sisters should be…