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2017

20

Nov

Hilary Duff Thick Like a Thanksgiving Stuffing of the Day

It’s thanksgiving week, so I figure I’ll just reference or compare every slutty girl you perverts jerk off to a thanksgiving treat..

Since my wife is fat as fuck, I don’t really get a chance to see what a typical thanksgiving meal looks like…she eats it all before I sit down…

So I don’t know if thanksgiving stuffing is the thickest, maybe I should have gone with Turkey Gravy, or Cranberry Sauce, or even the Mashed Potatoes, maybe I should focus on the pumpkin pie filling….but ultimately, you get what I’m saying and that is that this 30 year old mom, who perverts have watched grow up since she was 15 and skinny, all strong looking on some HULK about to burst through her pants shit….is THICK…and we like it.

I don’t know why we like it..

But we like it.

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2017

20

Nov

Courtney Stodden Topless for the Holidays of the Day

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This Thanksgiving, my biggest life regret that I give thanks for, because without life regrets I would be able to harbour the anger that is in my core to lash out on these low level fame whores, and really top level fame whores, all fame whoring while marketing people promote them, for middle american retards to buy into them…..

So that biggest life regret was not going to Courtney Stodden’s 2013 Halloween party. It still hurts me at my core, because she’s so fucking wonderful…

A 30 year old stripper, who positioned herself as a 16 year old child bride, and the tabloids fucking loved her, loved her story, and no one bothered getting the birth certificate….

4 years later, interest is lost, even after she got clown sized tits, so she’s gone into porn, she’s gone into masturbation videos, cam shows, and apparently TWITCH…the gaming / streaming service owned by Microsoft….to show off those monster clown tits – and it’s wonderful…a wonderful life…an Christmas spirit in some kind of miracle….a trashy, porn chick from yesteryear in a marketed as “young-ish” personality…so weird….but I think a religious experience on some level…

THere’s a video:

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2017

20

Nov

Sarah Hyland Rolling Her Face Out of the Day

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Sarah Hyland and her weird exhibitionism has led to videos of her posting her hygiene regiments, like rolling out her weird fucking face with a roller that is I guess supposed to take away the muppet like swelling caused by her parents having her on growth suppressant hormones when she was a kid and they were trying to make her famous…

I don’t know why she wants to share this with the world, but fame has this weird effect that makes you think you’re important and that people care to see weird hygiene practices…and social media makes it too easy to connect with your fans, who are mainly perverts, who fetishize about this shit…like experiencing a girl they’ve seen grow up weirdly on TV…doing things in her bathroom.

I prefer my exhibitionism to involve dick in pussy..or pussy on pussy…really anything with pussy…if you’re gonna put yourself out there…you might as well really put yourself out there…

I mean shitting and pissing would work too…

But rolling out your doughy face like you’re making cookies with it…that’s just boring exhibitionism. Step It Up.But in the mean time, it’s a very weird social experiment.

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2017

20

Nov

Selena Gomez and the AMAs of the Day

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Midget Selena Gomez had her new Kidney she harvested off a groupie in exchange for room and board and the right to have her kidney in Selena gomez, and it dripped down her leg and all over her knees in some weird performance she did at the American Music awards – that the media are trained to be excited about, it’s a comeback story of some rich brat, with a terminal autoimmune disease, who runs in and out of rehab, while jacking up her face and tits, trying to figure out just how to turn her midget body into hot…and the public like it, it’s brain washing shit, I know ultimately, the public doesn’t give a fuck about her or anything she does…they are just told to care…

This was part of the AMAs or the American Music Awards, created by robot Dick Clarke who probably diddled more than just Ryan Seacrest when he was alive, or before being turned into Ryan Seacrest host body….

The AMAs are the worst award shows, while all award shows are the worst, these are straight up the fucking worst…so bad that I was given tickets to the shit once…no joke…just filling up seats hoping someone would care..

The fact they still happen is hilarious, but something just won’t die…and I guess their angle is hope for social media content, hope the most followed girl Selena shows up in a night gown covered in blood.

Garbage, but anything to celebrate these assholes is what matters…

Selena Gomez Blonde who cares, Selena Gomez succumbs to her disease…hell yes.

I’m tired of all these entitled mainstream assholes getting paid while thinking and acting important…

If I want to see a dramatic stripper performance, I’ll got to the damn strip club…

She was in leather on the red carpet…

Some behind the scenes…

She was bloody while performing…

She was LIP SYNCING her terrible song because it’s so bad even she doesn’t want to sing it..

She’ll angle it that it has to do with her disease and the world will sympathize.

She posted these “art” pics by some cunt fake feminist narcissist from canada…

She posted these IG videos…

There were other sluts hoping to get noticed….

TO SEE PICS OF ALL THE SLUTS AT THE AMAS BECAUSE YOU ARE PATHETIC – CLICK HERE

Demi Lovato – Dressed for Prom

Nicole Kidman and a Sheer Top

Madelaine Petsch the weird girl from Riverdale

TO SEE PICS OF ALL THE SLUTS AT THE AMAS BECAUSE YOU ARE PATHETIC – CLICK HERE

Hailee Steinfeld….new Face

Jenna Dewan…Tits…

Heidi Klum Looking Good..

TO SEE PICS OF ALL THE SLUTS AT THE AMAS BECAUSE YOU ARE PATHETIC – CLICK HERE

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2017

20

Nov

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is Going On or Happened of the Day

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It amazes me that people get excited about a brand, a commercial fucking brand, paying a bunch of girls to walk a bullshit runway they created in an overhyped marketing event…that they have strategically taken to China, so Monday Morning social media feed is all Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, perfect for Black Friday, you know a week of hype until Friday…then they air the bullshit in a few weeks for the Christmas shoppers…it’s so calculated…so contrived…but the simple minded people who just see model tit in underwear can’t ignore…

It is an infomercial, trolling social media, using as many well followed girls they can to get the most views, and at the end of this all the execs in their circle jerk of marketing strategy will have champagne because it works…

Humans are that bored, that basic, that a brand selling us panties can lure us in and seduce us into buying their garbage..

If you’re not on social media, here’s a bunch of the girls posting pics of themselves from the show…

Bella Hadid is so fucking overrated it’s ridiculous…

Josephine Skriver,

Alessandra Ambrosio,

Candice Swanepoel,

Adriana Lima..Den Mother Granny….

Elsa Hosk

Lais Ribeiro…Single Mom..

Sara Sampaio…the average…at best Portuguese queen.

Just a bunch of promo girls being slutty….selling product for evil corporations…

There are others….and here are ome Social Media Videos…I don’t know who is who…

TO SEE ALL THE VS FASHION SHOW PICS CLICK HERE

MORE after the jump…

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2017

20

Nov

Pussy Scratch and Other Videos of the Day

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Monkeys Crossing the Road

Dog Uses Hands to Jerk Off

Dude Caught Fucking a Donkey….what

Rat on a Train

Bull Fighter Gets His dick Ripped Out…Thank God…Serves him Right…

Shirtless Man VS Church

Idiot VS Flood Barriers…

Plane Crash of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

20

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Thanksgiving week…right…and it’s fucking freezing and I guess it’s time to post bullshit that I don’t care about but that I feel compelled to post because it’s a terrible fucking habit that I don’t have in me to quit…even though it’s far easier to not update this idiotic shite….I’m a grown fucking man…who doesn’t even like celebrity or pop culture, especially when my life objective is to be disconnected living in the woods like an unshowered hermit that I pretty much am….but yet here I am posting tits that aren’t event hat doing things…that are current..but not even that great…and none of it is interesting….

It’s fucking weird…I probably need so psychiatric help to get over whatever this OCD is…BUT NOT YET…it’s not our time..I must continue to post….it’s my purpose…it’s why I am here….like the next messiah or some shit…but instead of preaching GOD, good will towards men, as long as you pay me 10 percent of your earnigns, I preach tits…and I guess pussy…because where there are tits there is pussy…at least traditionally…not in all this TRANS weirdness…that is as confusing as why I have a blog…

Here are some steplinks in the morning….

Dad Does MJ Moves and Not in a Diddling Boys Kind of Way
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Sad Chow of the Day
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Brooke Hogan is Back and on her Body Shamed Quest
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The Grey Gardens House is Being Sold for 20 million
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Inside the Flat Earth Internation Conference
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Gigi Hadid in a Push Up Bra
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MEET THE VOICE OF MORTAL COMBAT
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s is a Reality
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Beatbox on the Recorder
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2017

17

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I just saw STORY ABOUT THIS DOG FOUND WITH 6 PELLETS FROM A PELLET GUN IN HER FACE Please DONATE …People are sick fucks..and seeing dogs suffering breaks me.

What also breaks me is when I tried to get women to send me masturbation videos, in an era where people are too scared to talk to women for the risk of being called a rapist, you’d assume the pussy would be eager to be sent…but instead you get told off…even from the girls who three years ago were sending you nudes and that’s the only reason you know they exist…

That said…it’s the weekend and I believe in the power of alcoholism to carry me through these dark times for a pervert time…who knows…there are always going to be stripclubs to pay 10 dollars a song to grab titties at…thank god for the existence of broken women…a constant really..

Here are some stepLINKS….

Ben Affleck knew Harvey Weinstein abused his Power…But Took Money Anyway…
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Ben Affleck Doesn’t Remember Raping Girls
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Ben Affleck is Replaced as Batman by the Worst Faggot Ever
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Miley Cyrus – Short Shorts
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Chastain is a Porker
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Katy Perry is Banned from CHINA
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Anastasia Ashley Goes Sand Boarding
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Stacey Keibler in Leggings…
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Margot Robbie Sucks Dick
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The Judges of The Voice Don’t Know who Rita Ora is…
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Emoly Ratajkowski in a Bikini
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Defendant Faints after being Found Guilty.
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Natalie Portman Terrible at Tennis Erotica
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Conspiracy Theory around Tupac’s Murder…
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Darth Vader Mask Fail…
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Kate Upton Not Hot Bra Flash
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Corey Feldman Reveals Name of Accuser…
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The Next Cat Woman
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The Rock Movie Rampage – Trailer…
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Nicki Minaj Nipples
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Amber Heard GQ Event
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Tamara Ecclestone Billionaire Breastfeeding 3 Year Old
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Dancing With the Stars Girl in Yoga Pants
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Amber Heard back with Elon….
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Hayden Panettiere Jobless
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Paris Hilton’s Nipple…
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Study of So Bad it’s Good…
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Nikka Costa Breasts
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Lily Collins Fit Stomach
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Classical Guitar Mario
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Lily Collins for a Campaign
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Tony Hawk Does Skate Support…
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Football Pussy Grabber of the Day
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Big Mexican Cleavage of the Day
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Reese Withersoon’s Mom Bod
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Drunk Chicks Start a Fight…
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Jesse Jackson Has Parkinson….
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Playboy is Using Fat Chicks Now
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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I Watch This Shit Every Day – Free Hot Girls on Webcam – …I am Watching it Right Now!
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Masturbation Friday…
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Big Titty Cat Burglar…
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Blonde on the Tarzan Swing Gets Mangled
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Daughter Tricked Into Fisting Mom…
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Charity Strippers
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Olivia Norella is Hot Slut….
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Too Drunk TO Go to the bathroom
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Period Splashing Everywhere in the 7 Eleven Video Still Fucks me Up
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Vigorous Dildo
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See Through Shirt on Some Tits
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Hot Amateur Chick…
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Big Tits and a Masterful Blowjob
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Naked in the Bath
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Dark Anus
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Lesbian Sex – StepMOM PORN…..
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VIRTUAL REALITY PORN…WHAT!!YEES!!
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2017

17

Nov

Top 20 SFW Cam Girl Clips of the Week Part 15

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It’s that time of the week again, where we post some of the best clips of models we’ve seen this week, doing silly, funny, amazingly entertaining things, either to keep their audience engaged, or because it’s on some Truman Show level of creating your own reality show, with no filter…and as far as I’m concerned these women are awesome!

To See These Hot Chicks and OTHER hot Chicks Get Naked and Do Naughtier Things CLICK HERE

To see the rest of our videos check out the youtube HERE

Posted in:stepTV|Videos

2017

17

Nov

Selena Gomez New Kidney Erotica of the Day

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Selena Gomez’s new Kidney made a music video, because girl is on some higher level, above GOD…where she can use money and her connections to steal Kidneys by women she houses who just happen to be a match as a donor – coincidence – so that she doesn’t need to steal a Kidney from a kid just starting out – even though she would – narcissists can’t die…

She’s been promoting herself by getting back with Beiber, he’s home for her, even though he’s also why she was at rehab, and he’s into it even after her pussy been banged out by some big black cock…even though he can get any pussy he wants…he goes back to this..it must just be good for business…or they are two freaks exploited by their parents confused by their fame…who relate to each other – I DON’T KNOW

I just know that along with her new Kidney comes new face, new tits, and new self promotion that doesn’t matter but that people like you like cuz you’re perverts.

Some Videos…

Garbage..let’s hope the LUPUS wins.

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW