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2017

07

Nov

Maitland Ward Is A BDSM Nightmare of the Day

I hate that I am posting on Maitland Ward. I just can’t help it because people are actually searching for her on GOOGLE, probably trying to figure out who she is, because if anything, she’s managed to take the lowest form of celebrity – where she was the girlfriend with the tits on Boy Meets World in the 90s…and ride some press that the show got a few years ago…into this…

It’s not an actual career, it’s more exhibitionism, look at her body, all at 40 years old which is seemingly so wrong, but when you’re an actress on a hit show, forgotten for two decades, you deliver to the people who still care, or are reminded to care…and you do it half naked, obviously, how else do you remain engaging…

She loves every fucking second of it, and that’s why I don’t mind promoting it, it’s like all her dreams coming true during menopause, but she’s still busty….

It’s amazing that she gets posted on all the sites, because I guess sites are run by 40 – 60 year olds…as the young people are making millions off YOUTUBE every week…so us old guys care about a girl from the 90s with big tits when she posts shit like this daily…you know she’s not hot, the photos are bootleg crap…but that’s what makes it raw, real, depressing and awkward…

So for that…I commend Maitland Ward for being a weird produce of fame culture who still shoes us glimpses of butthole.

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2017

07

Nov

Naked Protestor of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

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Chubby Asian Strip

Demonstrating a SAfety Feature on a Car

Slutty Girl Steals UBER TIPS

Creeps Blowing Up Sex Dolls

Mother Whale Teaches Baby Whale How to Flap Tails

Apparently Dude in the Car Following the Jogger is Jerking Off – Creepy

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2017

07

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Some people think the fall of modern society or the divide that has happened in America is from the lack of god in people’s life…because without god everyone becomes a money grubbing pervert…like the Catholic Church…who like god…because that’s their whole marketing campaign to get that money so that they can be a pervert without consequence…you know, some position of power bullshit…

I think the fall of modern society is that John Travolta diddles masseuses and no one cares and dude’s a terrible actor…but when Kevin Spacey does it, and he’s a good actor…the world goes mental…you see because both those things are diversions from what actual matters in life…the fact people talk about celebrity, listen to celebrity, buy bullshit celebrity endorse, is what is actually wrong in the world..

We believe what people who professionally life, professionally play characters, assuming their real self is what they show us, and forget that are overpaid, narcissistic piles of shit, who think they are invincible and do shit like diddle people and smoke heroin while claiming to be an environmentalist hetero who only flies private…

It’s all fucking lies, this internet porno machine in your hand has made you a dumb, mindless ADD fuck…but you know who has publicly been accused of diddling…while real crazy, greed motivated shit from big Pharma, Big Media, Big Food and the NRA is actually fucking you up the ass, you just don’t know it…

The world..is fucked…time to go off grid…where I’ll be blogging from stolen wifi…

I’m still drunk…here are some steplINKS…

Beyonce as Lil Kim is Depressing and Terrifying
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Fast and Furious is Falling Apart – We Hope
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Titty Girl Kara Del Toro…Good Times
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Texas Man VS Texas Church Gunman
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Nobody Asked For A Bootleg Jersey Shore..
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2 Minute Horror Movie…
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New James Franco Flop Trailer
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Chuck Norris Defending his Wife by Suing over Chemicals in her MRI Killed her
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Celebrities Laugh with Seth Rogan’s Laugh…the Worst
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Hot to Crack an Egg with One Hand
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2017

06

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Calling a girl you want to have sex with fat is always a good way to not have sex…unless you’re clever and using it in a long con strategy to destroy her self esteem and eventually give her no choice to try to redeem herself, her sex appeal for you…which won’t happen because you’re a loser, and most importantly because you’re scared to talk to girls, unless it is on TINDER using a fake profile…I’m onto you…because I am you…

Highlight of the day today….seeing a girl in a shirt that read FEMINIST AS FUCK….”The Montly Special”…I guess letting us all know how empowered and strong she is as a woman, so fucking into it she’s got the shirt…like all those people who “Heart NYC”….super into it…

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Huge Tits of the Day
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Fat Shaming Playboy Model Might Get Raped In Jail
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Omar Odom Collapsing
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Weinstein Tried to Bang Paris Hilton in a Bathroom Because She’s a Hooker
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Selena Gome Fake Reading to Kids in the Park
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Dakota Johnson Puffy Face Tits
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Audi VS Jeep Tug of War
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Neighbor Hates BB Gun
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Nipples You’ve Never Heard Of
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Margot Robbie Is Buying an Oscar Cuz She’s a Scam
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Diddy Changed his Name
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Korea’s Most Dangerous Fair Ride
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Shark Attacks Submarine
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Useless Chick With Nipples
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Diplo Wants to get Taylor Swift a Booty
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Mariah Carey – Monster Tits
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Mila Kunis on Abortions
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Washing Machine that Wouldn’t Die
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Guy Makes commercia for Girlfriend’s Used Car
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Husky of the Day
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Shay Mitchel Legs
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Britney Spears Retard Painting…
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Another Example Of Dogs Being Better Than Humans
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FROM THE FORUM:

Gal Gadot Legs at some Bullshit
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Christina Aguilera in a “Suck My Dick” Shirt of the Day
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Samara Weaving is a New Australian Slut
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Bregje Heinen Shitty Model Shoot
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Ashlee Simpson Lives
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Romee Strijid in West Hollywood
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Madison Beer Shopping
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More Madison Beer
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Jennie Garth Lives – and Isn’t Hot
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Claire Danes Jogging
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Chanel Westcoast is Gutter
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Elizabeth Turner Shitty Photoshoot
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Bryce Dallas Howard in a Dress
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Trashy LA people at the Art Show..
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Kate Bosworth is Hot Hot Hot
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Margot Robbie Not Hot at an Event
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Daisy Ridley at an Event
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Cum Face Rubs One Out
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TBT Sara Jean Underwood Spreading Her Ass
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Downward Facing Yoga Pussy
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I Watch This Shit Every Day – Free Hot Girls on Webcam – …I am Watching it Right Now!
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Bitch Gets Wet
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Earthquake
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Big Titties Sucking On Fruit
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This Site is Life!!
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Toys in the Pussy Hole
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Lobter Rapes Girl
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Chrissy Moran – Spread Ass
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Nude AMateur of the Day
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Creepy Nude Model
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Spread that Meat
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Nude Dancer of the Day
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Worst One Night Stand Ever
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I Love Big Titty Orgasm Contests
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2017

06

Nov

Bella Thorne Leg Shaver for the Internet of the Day

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Bella Thorne won’t quit….the Instagram exhibitionism is real….because it’s really the key to her success, it’s the reason she’s got fans, at least that’s the only reason I know that she exists, butI guess that’s because I am a pervert and only pay attention to people when they are half naked…

She probably had Disney creepers, dirty dads or grown men who subscribe to the Disney channel that made her go viral before I had any idea who she was….titties!!

She’s getting cast, making money, and she’s working because she’s got those followers from learning at a young age from her mom that whore’s her out…how to do it…clever…easy to do…

I guess she hasn’t died of a drug overdose, the PILLS haven’t turned to Opiates or death – but they may – we can only hope…

In the mean time, here she is trashily shaving her legs on social media – like a disgusting fucking girl she is

Next episode girl pulls out her used tampons….

Looking forward to it.

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2017

06

Nov

Nerize Peyper Titties of the Day

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Her name is Nerize Peyper, her instagram is HERE , she’s a virtual unknown with only 8,000 followers, but that is just more reason for her to post body pics, and to do shameless nude shoots to show off her awesome body, hoping to get posted on aggressively followed instagram accounts, you know to build her profile up, to get those followers up, and it is always nice to see a girl trying to get ahead by getting naked, knowing that once she makes it, she will talk about how perverted the men who got to the top were, you know because she was shamelessly getting naked, not for eagerness to succeed, but for her artistry…or some shit…it’s like you can’t be naked and not have a dude say “nice tits, let’s have sex, I’ll give you a job after I cum”….it’s just human nature when you’re a cocktease…

That said, it’s also nice to know that girls will keep getting naked for social media attention…it’s not a dying art..it’s alive..so much nudity…the world is so degenerate.

But what it all comes down to is that she’s pretty hot…and that’s all that matters.

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2017

06

Nov

Alicia Vikander So Boring in a Bikini for Louis Vuitton of the Day

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Alicia Vikander like MARGOT ROBBIE (who is boring as fuck at this event) are two girls I don’t really understand, who I assume are

Alicia Vikander is some scam that Hollywood created. They put her in some movies, gave her an Oscar and now they can cast her in high paying movies that make the executives more and more money and everyone gets rich in the process…

There has to be a story of a high powered dude who she has dirt on, or who really likes her, because her existence makes no sense….she came from no where and now is everywhere..

But she’s no idiot…she knows not to expose those people who created her…she needs them to live out this dream – because no all hookers turn on their johns but instead appreciate the cash…to buy their nice things with….

She got a Campaign with Louis Vuitton that is probably in the 5 million dollar range – totally nuts if you think about it – no one cares, or is talking about this, or buying their bullshit because VIKANDER is on it…but she’s cashing in and doesn’t give a fuck…here she is in boring.

Posted in:Alicia Vikander|SFW

2017

06

Nov

Weird Looking Iggy Azalea Nipples of the Day

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Iggy Azalea may not be the hottest rapper in the game….but she’s better to look at than Rick Ross…at least her weird fucking nipples are better to look at than Rick Ross’….

Not that I consider Iggy a rapper, she’s just some weird social media experiment with a fake ass and a fake story who managed to go viral and have people care about her for a minute…and when they stopped caring…she just kept jacking up her ass…taking it to a place you don’t actually want to see…but you’ve seen…because I post it…

Well, it turns out that she’s got jacked up nipples to…but they’re still better than looking at her ass…from some serious body dysmorphia…just fucking jacking up the face and ass until she achieves Maximum crazy fucking person status…all this more interesting than her shitty music…

Posted in:Iggy Azalea|Uncategorized

2017

06

Nov

Josephine Skriver Humanoid of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is the Victoria’s Secret star who is probably most interesting because she was made in a lab by some Dutch biologist, who is gay, using his lesbian friend’s egg, where he did some DNA designing, and bio-hacked the fuck out of whatever she was supposed to look like, making her look like this….a lifelong dream for a god complex weirdo…funded by the lingerie brand so that they don’t have to spend all this time trying to find girls who aren’t fat in a world of everyone being fat…to walk in their infomercial…

The most interesting thing about Josephine Skriver, besides being a close, humanoid, weirdo, is that when she came to NYC she was a Virgin…I guess because they just let her out of the lab they built her in….

The most interesting thing about this post is why I know she was a virgin when she moved to NYC, that seems like pretty personal information that I wouldn’t be privy to…and I really don’t have the answer to that…I have no idea why I know that…I assume it is ASPERGERS related.

These are some pics from her social media…cuz she’s hot…and because it’s never too late for Halloween dreams.

She was doing a fitness photoshoot with the other VS Model Named Romee Strijid…that you can see here….ROBOTS everywhere..

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2017

06

Nov

Lily Rose Depp Belly Button of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is the future of all things…

If you’re going to look at any celebrity child…look at this one…not just because her dad is a huge fucking celebrity….and her mom a big celebrity in france…so luxurious and classy….but because she’s hot…young and hot…

If you’re going to deal with an egotistical, spoiled brat, garbage human being who thinks she’s important because of her parents, but then realizes she’s not anything, so she overcompensates, it best be one who is hot, and who deserves to have the attitude…not some Jenner / Hadid / Balwin shit…

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