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2017

25

Aug

ELizabeth Olsen in a Bikini of the Day

ELizabeth Olsen is the Third Olsen Twin, or would it be triplet, since she is made from the same sperm and uterus, but was the back-up plan the parents got to cultivate knowing that the other two would have made so much fucking money being exploited that they would fall off the scene and do things like create a billion dollar fashion empire..it’s their thing…making money…while this one can just stroll in, late for the party, disheveled, but ready….

She’s become a big name in acting….people like her, think she’s hot and I guess her way of luring them and keeping them locked in is posting erotica like this..

As anyone who has joined a gym to strictly jerk off at the gym to the hot chicks you would otherwise never see half naked, sweaty and amazing…you’ll appreciate her efforts in being healthy…and her stretch…deep stretch…

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2017

25

Aug

Ariel Winter Horny of the Day

It’s safe to say that Ariel Winter is probably a really needy girl…you’d probably never want to end up with…because she’s a child star who has been coddled aggressively her entire life from people on set to her own parents…because with selling your child to the entertainment industry – comes a lot of negotiations and convincing and babying because kids hate the pressure, they want the normal life, and sure in later life they like the money and fame, but at 12 years old they don’t give a fuck…they just want to be a normal half naked girl on social media…

That said, she posted this pic of herself at 3:35 am waiting for her boyfriend to come home because needy girl needed an orgasm to release the dopamine like most girls do…only
worse because she’s a celebrity…and celebs are annoying…even when half naked on social media trying to be normal..

I don’t find her cute, her rebuilt tits bore me, but they are tits, and people like them…so here.

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2017

25

Aug

Nina Agdal Nipples Proves that there is Life After Leo of the Day

Nina Agdal is the half retard looking model with a massive forehead who is also massive which is probably why she’s a model…just a proportionate looking girl in pics…but a beast coming to steal your alcohol if you’re rich enough in person..

I was never a fan, sure I appreciate a fit looking body in pics and it eliminates a water head, but she was also so low level, low grade, SI was all she did, irrelevant, not hot, boring, garbage, perfect for the bros who have no taste but like chicks like they like their teammates after football practice … half naked…

Well, it’s nice to see that her sugar babying attempt to get knocked up by homosexual LEO got thwarted at 30, I’m sure she thought “THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE ANSWER”…or at least that it would make her higher profile…but alas…she’s still irrelevant…and her nipples are trying to prove otherwise…in this braless top…but I don’t think they can…because sometimes, nipples aren’t enough…even when they are running and flailing around like a crazed out of control handicapped person having a seizure…

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2017

25

Aug

Jourdan Dunn Topless of the Day

The last time I wrote about Jourdan Dunn, a British model who is BFF with Cara Delevingne and thus a scenester groupie opportunist…I wrote something that the snowflakes would deem racist…because she was in a weird posture and it was like an animal you’d see in the zoo…unrelated to color or cree or anything but her hunching over…

You see, you can’t use certain adjectives when talking about different races, colors, religions, as some words are sensitive words..that have a deeper meaning and that have been used in RACISM…and I’m not racist..

I generally hate all humans, I generally like all naked or half naked women, so I don’t actually see color, but apparently..this one is of BLACK TONE..

But along with being inappropriate I said: What ever happened to paparazzi climbing into people’s fucking hotel rooms to capture them shitting, or other really scandalous shit, instead I get “here’s a model you’ve seen half naked, half naked, but not posing, go jerk off to her if you can, or use this as a reminder that you can google her in paid photos doing better poses”…fuck that..

Well Today…The paparazzi delivered a little bit…with TITS, bolt on looking tits, but still tits..YAY

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2017

25

Aug

Cindy Crawford Topless for Old Timers Whoring of the Day

People are excited that Cindy Crawford recreated her 90s topless in jeans photoshoot because people really have nothing better to do or to talk about the past, or be distracted by nonsense because who the fuck cares what anyone was doing in the 90s, or if the model, even when as iconic as Cindy Crawford does it again, because it’s all commercial hype, nonsense, and anything she is doing, promoting, hustling, is for her ego, her self interest and unless it is her daughter who looks like her, like a clone of her, in her prime, still young, still vibrant, hot and tight bodied…

Celebrating an image I forgot even existed…..It’s not worth our time….

is like celebrating an Ex Girlfriend’s birthday, every year, after year, remembering the good times before she left you for a real man, with a real job, destroying your ideals of LOVE and happiness, because you peaked, and now it is just you…your cat…and the piece of cake you cut yourself from the cake you bought for her…even though she’s blocked you on social media 5 years ago…

Cindy crawford, still hot in her 50s, sure, but not important and that old image of her isnot like it’s a sex tape or revolutionary, there must be other things people can put a lot of importance on, put their time into, jerk off to….but because people are consumers, they eat everything up, talking about it like it’s a thing, when clearly, it’s not..

Posted in:Cindy Crawford|SFW

2017

25

Aug

Hilary Duff Esthetician Erotica of the Day

For those of you who stand outside of day spas, hair salons, waxing salons, spray tan or tanning salons, with the hopes of sneaking in to watch a naked woman in a towel get a procedure done to herself…whether it’s BOTOX, something I doubt Hilary Duff would do…or hair and make-up….or some massages or whatever is going on here…

This one’s for you…I mean it’s also for Hilary Duff’s creepy fans who appreciate a taste of her at home, in the kitchen, naked under a towel, getting some fucking weird treatment to maintain her celebrity hotness…

It’s hard out there with all these absurd fetishes…but luckily people keep delivering the good…like Hilary Duff..it’s good for businesss…and she likes money.

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2017

25

Aug

Demi Lovato Thick Thigh of the Day

Demi Lovato posted some slutty 1/4 naked pictures to promote whatever it is she’s promoting, I am assuming it’s some kind of hardcore fetish video featuring her as a lesbian body positive lazy girl laying there getting fisted, or just some kind of music that she’s managed to keep going because people are lazy to find new talent and Disney created her so people assume she’s still worth paying attention to – like some Mickey Mouse shit…making her a lot of money…

I don’t know why a thick girl on her bed in riding cock, if she’s into that kind of thing, position is good imagery for the kids to see when she’s pimping her nonsense out, I also don’t see why photoshopped, light, made-up, professionally shot images are conducive to her “body positive” branding she’s been doing…what a liar…

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2017

25

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio Topless of the Day

A few weeks ago, the team at Victoria’s Secret rounded up their half naked cattle who get paid a lot of money by the brand to be a slave to the brand, and to forever be owned by the brand, making other models feel inferior for not having a contract like that with any brand, making the fat chicks angry because the brand hasn’t accepted fat as a norm yet, but I assume they will, because the government loves fat chicks…they encourage other fat chicks to be happy fat, rather than get in shape so that they end up on all the pharma chronic illness meds…BIG MONEY….

LIKE FATASHLEY GRAHAM…

That said, this old timer was part of the campaign and they got her topless, showing off them little fake tits she’s got, because that’s what it takes to be a bikini and lingerie model…corporate sponsorship and little implants…coupled with a willingness to get topless in an era of everyone topless…

Here she is getting paid by OMEGA watches like she was James Bond…only more topless, half naked, overpaid stripper who has been cockteasing for the length of her career and the cocktease is now just getting weird because she’s an old mom…and that shit should be reserved for her husband in the bedroom…

Luxury watches meet half naked middle aged promo model…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2017

25

Aug

Los Angeles Short Shorts and Other Videos of the Day

Man Drives into Transgender Protestors

Drunk Guy Crashes into Gas Station

Antifa Protestor Shot to the CUnt

Bare Breasted Women of New Guinea

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

25

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I always say that if I met a homeless chick who needed a warm shower and some soup to get through the night….I would bring her home….to nurture her, care for her, replace my wife with her, for at least a night, give her a taste of the good life, I mean at least the good life to her, because my life is practically homeless, and my dick, along with her tar covered body, would be what got wet…a modern day love story…a modern day romance…philanthropy…selfless…except for my dick getting wet…philathropy.

But then I remember that homeless people are insane, usually dudes, and smell terrible…are disgusting, mental cases, with rotten mouths and genitals, with addictions and barely people, they would rob me, or kill me and ot’s better to just fuck them in a back alley for 5 dollars when needed…rather than letting them into your home and dealing with the drama, bullshit, headache of actually getting to no them….

Some things are meant for the dumpster, gutter, back alley…while other things…are meant for the home…

You can’t be a hero and save everyone you want with a warm shower and a bowl of soup for the hope of getting your dick wet….

But it feels nice to think about it, it’s almost like you helped someone in need, without lifting a finger..or actually doing it….but that’s the power of thought…

Here are some morning links..

Lady Gaga is Trash
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Gwyneth Paltrow Money Grubber Scammy Bitch
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Big Tits on the Beach
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Heather Graham Tits..
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Cranston on PLaying Walter White
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Black Holes Can Delete the Universe
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90210 Star is the President of SAG…At Least She’s Staying Relevant…
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I really Like the Rear Steering Jeep
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Deaf People Teach Bad Words
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