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2017

16

Aug

January Jones in a Bikini of the Day

January Jones is boring in VS magazine….which is ok because she’s boring in everything she does…and the fame and attention she got for being on whatever show she was on was undeserved..she was just the best looking girl on the show…and I don’t even know if that is true…because I never watched the show she was on….in fact I don’t even remember what show she was on….the only thing fun she did was have a kid out of wedlock with a mystery man that you assume was someone that came with scandal…and a lot of money, the retirement plan, these bitches DO not bring a baby to life just because they happened to get pregnant, they do it because they know their show is ending, that they need a guaranteed income since they know the show they got on took a decade to get and may never happen again, you know they wouldn’t have the kid with just some random nobody, because baby making can ruin a woman’s spirit, life, career, everything….

At least she takes bikini selfies.

Not very good ones…but still…

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2017

16

Aug

The Kardashian Monsters on the Cover of Hollywood Reporter of the Day

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The Hollywood Reporter was clearly in the mood for some clickbait, like anyone who works with these disgusting women, in pandering to their lie, their scam and buying into their infomercial – the social media version – bullshit….but they did good…because their cover photo is fucking terrifying…you know let the world see just how haggard, plastic surgery ridden, aged and weathered the entire family is, except maybe Kylie, because she’s still young hand her skin can handle the face injections and fat transfers that allow her to be a “No Filter” because her face is permanently filtered…no facetune where you see bitches erase their face into looking all cartoon like, or strong flash to block it out…just good old fashioned plastic surgery.

I do give the Kardashians credit for pulling off the scam, so many people want to, yet this ethnically ambiguous, not very attractive, troll family, who I assume cast a spell on OJ’s dead wife pulled it off…

The highlight reel of this cover is Kendall, because she’s the only one worth fucking, I mean they are all worth fucking, so rich, so ridiculous, but Kendall looks the best….

The tragedy in this is the neglect of Bruce, accepting him as one of the ladies, because clearly he is, they made him that way…

The whole thing, pretty vile, but they are Kardashians, that’s their strategy…

I am more interested in W Korea’s sheer dress, titty flash, Kendall Jenner Cover because Korea is trendy now, always in the news with their Bombs, Dictators, BBQ, Pop Music, they know how to do things right…

Oh more nipples. So Edgy.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|SFW

2017

16

Aug

Woman in Bikini Does her Prayers and Other Videos of the Day

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Weird Dude Molests Drunk Guy Before Stealing Wallet

Stray Dogs Turning Blue in India – Probably Because of Pollution – Evil…

Costco Brings Out the Best in People

Woman Fighting Off Sex Predator – Insane This Happens…

Clerk Laughs at Couple Trying to Rob Him

Old Lady Done Fucks Up

Bus Driver Gets Attacked by Ibiza Party Couple

Cement Truck VS Car

Fat Angry Topless Protestor

Truck VS Store

Mexican Motocross Star of the World

Fat Dude VS Dock

Suicide Fail at the Mall of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

16

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I find it interesting how many girls I talk to hate their vaginas….for whatever reason, I reason I don’t understand, they just can’t stand their vaginas…like they think vagina isn’t supposed to look the way it does….like it is too meaty or too sloppy or too big…but yet none of those girls I talk to will let me taste test their vaginas to give them the “A-Ok”….

I find it discrimination…they won’t even give me what they consider garbage…and for that reason alone…I am reminded, like I was when I worked in a pharmacy and the hot chicks would ask me where the enemas or the douche bags were because they didn’t see me as a human, which I guess was convenient, because I am not one…

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Ozark Renewed for Season 2….I didn’t Make it Through One Episode
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2017

15

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my day was seeing a crackhead looking woman’s skirt get blown up by the wind…because she who was nicely thin, possibly dying from malnutrition thin, but so good to look at look at from a distant – and from behind because you couldn’t see her toothless crackhead face – and more importantly…the shit stains on her panties…

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Father Faces Fear of Heights
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Kylie Jenner in Some Lingerie Looking Busty
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Ellie Goulding Cleavage
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2017

15

Aug

Lily Allen Titty on Snap of the Day

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Weird, I was talking about Lily Allen the other day…I don’t know why, but I think it was with someone from the 90s who remembered who Lily Allen was, and I said, I wonder where Lily Allen is, not because I care, and not that I actually looked her up, because I forgot about her and that conversation soon after and I am only remembering it now that I am looking at her nipple….

I used to get a lot of hate mail back when people read the site about Lily Allen, because I wrote something about her miscarriage being an abortion or something like that…and women hate when you say a miscarriage is an abortion…it’s considered heartless and misogynistic, instead of a practical way to get rid of a kid you don’t want without pissing off all the anti abortion people…

I don’t even remember my own joke, it was years ago but as it turns out – the stars have aligned and she flashed her nipple on snapchat and reminded how much I don’t give a fuck about Lily Allen

Posted in:Lily Allen

2017

15

Aug

Heidi Montag Pregnant in Lingerie of the Day

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Heidi Montag may no longer be relevant, her show has been off the air for a long time, she’s likely burned through most of her money, either on plastic surgery or crystals she was apparently addicted to, or maybe she’s set for life, ultimately who gives a fuck, I never even watched The Hills, I was just bombarded with all these idiots when it was on TV due to fake news, publicity stunts and MTV having once been relevant or influential….

Well, she’s pregnant in lingerie and that’s about as erotic as that gets..

Posted in:Heidi Montag|SFW

2017

15

Aug

Lorena Rae is Leo’s New Pussy of the Day

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Lorena Rae is some instagram model, who is apparently an actual model, but more importantly, the winner of homosexual Leo DiCaprio’s recent girlfriend casting that went down at the opening of some new Hotel in the Maldives that I guess he is an investor in, that involved shipping out a lot of instagram type models to attend and possibly get a chance with him, or to be seen with him, because he knows he helps launch carreers…and Lorena Rae is the one who came out on top and who rides with him in NYC…for the paparazzi in a scam that keeps on continuing…because it’s good for everyone involved…

That said, she’s pretty fucking boring, cute, but really fucking boring, Her insta feed is just garbage…and here are some pics of her as she milks the recent attention and hopes it gets her where she needs to be…not sure where that is..but at 23, fucking Leo, or pretending to, is a good look…

See her boring IG HERE

It amazes me that people would give a fuck who Leo sticks his dick in…really…but they do and here it could be…but I doubt because it’s not one of his boyfriends…

Posted in:Lorena Rae|SFW

2017

15

Aug

Nicki Minaj Nipple of the Day

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I was on Nicki Minaj’s page yesterday – because she posted a butt shot that people started passing around like it mattered…

I was like “It’s not even her butt, girl bought that shit to market herself, because she’s some bottom feeding, table scraps, last week’s kitchen garbage, trash that is 99 percent a fucking lie and the only reason she exists is because rappers liked leveraging her pop fame to get their shit downloaded, and she leveraged them to get more street cred”…

But no one cares what I think…

I saw she was promoting a new single, so she had to get half naked to make some noise, like all these pop stars do…”Oh time to promote something, start posting on social media again, because we are lazy”….

And I didn’t notice she put up a nipple pic, nipple shirt, with nipples…but she did..and everyone, or no one gave a fuck…yet somehow she will still manage to sell singles and tickets to her show…people are drones and will buy anything.

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2017

15

Aug

Ophelie Guillermand for Swimsuit Company of the Day

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Her name is Ophelie Guillermand…this is her Ophelie Guillermand Website …these pics for a swimsuit line….that showcase her awesome tits….in a hipster setting…by an overrated but well paid photographer who does that piss soaked style and gets lots of love for it…because the world is stupid…but this isn’t about her…or the images of hers that I’ve rudely stolen….this is about Ophelie Guillermand….

I know nothing about Ophelie Guillermand…but do I really need to know anything about her, maybe this is everything there is to her, and that’s good enough for me, since that body…a body…that body…is banging…

I’m going to assume she’s french, and french girls put out on the first date, joie to vivre or some shit, so that makes her more fun…but not quite fun enough because her tits out pulled out, which they are supposed to be, it’s the french way..you know…

Here’s some pics from her instagram…damn this girl looks good…

Posted in:Ophelie Guillermand|SFW