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2017

15

Nov

Nicki Minaj Threesome with herself of the DAy

Paper Magazine became relevant in the internet age – after being a successful magazine turned hipster fashion magazine turned struggling magazine – with a series of photos they did of Kim Kadashian’s fake ass balancing a champagne glass..you know the body dysmorphia, weird fucking porn chick that found commercial success as a virtual avon lady thanks to being early to the internet hustle…they called the series “breaking the internet’….because I guess Kim Kardashian’s ass, one we’ve seen many times before, even with dick inside it…balancing a champagne glass on her ass is what they consider breaking the internet…it may have been break the Paper Magazine servers big…their biggest traffic day ever maybe…but the internet? In a world that doesn’t care about Kim Kardashian…at least not on that level…I don’t really believe…so there were no repair men scrambling to fix the internet after those pics came out…maybe a few folding IKEA chairs broke in the process of the shoot but I can’t imagine much more…

It’s one of those – If we say it broke the internet, people will think it’s breaking the internet, because people are dumb fucks…situation.

Well, they’ve made a trend of it, a yearly tradition, like Christmas…and this year they featured Nicki Minaj having a threesome with herself on the cover…

Photoshopped to look like she’s eating herself out…

In what is not her actually eating herself out…

And I can’t imagine people caring…I mean it’s Nicki Minaj…who fucking cares…but they will thanks to having nothing better to do ….you know with being the dumb fucks that they are…

Magic wasn’t made, internets weren’t broken…the whole thing is actually pretty disgusting.

Also, her audience is teen girls, tweens really, is this how we want to see pop stars that target our youth.

Take her out back and shoot her…

Here are the rest of the pics….of her in a narcissistic threesome with herself that people are hyping up…even though she’s some scam drama school girl manipulating everyone with fake ass and tits…

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2017

15

Nov

Kaia Gerber Bikini Picture of the Day

Kaia Gerber Bikini

Normally you’d be shocked a teenage girl was posting up seductive pictures of herself for social media, you know like what is this about, is this even legal, where are her parents…you know the kind of image that isn’t that innocent because it is half naked posing…even if it is just a “bathing suit”…she is but a child…you know the kind of image that would lead to getting a girl suspended from school, or maybe in a meeting with her priest to figure out what the deal is…

But when it comes to billionaire heiress Kaia Gerber, the product of Narcissistic Cindy Crawford, who is using her as some kind of revival of her ego, or barbie doll…the mom is actually behind the images..some stage mother shit..and it’s creepy…but not as creepy as how much you fucking love it…

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2017

15

Nov

Liz Hurley Posts Her Nipples to Social Media of the Day

Liz Hurley Posts Her Nipples to Social Media

If there’s one thing I know about Liz Hurley, besides her being a hot bodied old lady who was once in Austin Powers….a movie I tend to forget exists…thankfully…It’s that she’s a money grubber, cock rider, wallet fucking, model who mooched off men to get wherever it is she got…because TITS don’t get you there alone..they take strategy…as all women have tits…and that strategy is “Kick back, close your eyes and let thing happen, so that you can turn around and ask for handouts, movie roles, etc”…

And now she’s sneaking her nipples onto her social media….look close it’s there.

From riding Hugh Grant’s dick until he rode dick to Hollywood, he’s a tranny fucker like Ryan Seacrest you know, to babies with billionaires, to still looking good because it’s all she knows…to nipples on social media…she’s so current…with her attention seeking famewhoring…it’s great.

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2017

15

Nov

Elodie Christ is Good…of the Day

Elodie Christ

Jesus Elodie Christ….

She’s apparently a model, she goes by the name Elodie Christ, maybe it’s her actual name, maybe she’s one of Jesus’ distant relatives, who the fuck am I to know these things…

What I do know is that this is a shoot for Marie Claire France of her in some early 80s blazer….but more interestingly in her goddamn underwear on a studio floor…doing something I love…pantyhose over panties….it’s not something I google, but I do remember the first time my high school girlfriend changed out of her waitressing clothes when I was just a young pervert, a not very refined pervert, a pervert who didn’t know how to channel my perversion to make a massive fucking media empire no one has ever heard of…but more the kind of pervert who got an instant erection and was forced to jerk off on myself because she was tired as she posed in the bed….smelling like dirty feet from sweating in the pantyhose all day…but I didn’t care…the way it shaped her young tight body…was perfection…

Now that I am old as fuck, I don’t quite get the same excitement, but the memories are forever…and this instigated that…so here this is…to inspire your own pervert shit that happens when you see hot chicks named after your lord and saviour in her damn panties…

Posted in:Elodie Christ|SFW

2017

15

Nov

Gal Gadot Riding the Fame Wave in GQ of the Day

Gal Gadot Riding the Fame Wave in GQ

Gal Gadot annoys me…

I just don’t find her that interesting, or that hot. I don’t watch comic book style movies, so I am not in love with her because she’s playing a new version of an old character I didn’t jerk off to when it was on TV in the 80s and don’t expect to jerk off to now. I am not against power women, I actually surround myself with power women, and think the concept of Wonder Woman is great, I am lazy and like to be supported, make me a housewife who doesn’t have to work please..it’s ideal…

I just don’t think Gal Gadot is a power woman, i think she’s an old actress, who used Jewish Guilt on Jewish producers, because if you know Jewish people, they all sympathize with Israel and send money to Israel, but don’t live in Israel…you see because she’s Israeli…

I think she’s a typical woman who uses her looks to seduce people into giving her what she wants, I mean she is an actress here, who gives a fuck about actresses, what the fuck do actresses do in the grand scheme of the world besides bitch about the grimy producer they fucked to get their career and blame him for being a molestor…forgetting they are the ones shoving his dick in their mouth…then turns on them and refuses to participate in movies if dude’s part of it…in a “you’re not that important, quick letting your fame get to your head cunt”…strategy she should be penalized for because she is replaceable…

It’s a weird time, a time where this puppet is just a puppet, but she’s cashing in and I guess that’s what matters..

I just prefer my Wonder Woman to be closer to 20 than 40…..but people buy into what they are sold and here she is in GQ….

Since that’s not enough of her…here she is:

1-In Another Magazine
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2- At an Event Who Cares
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In more intersting news, speaking of Justice League Premiere….check out this Brooke Ence Crossfit Games winner turned actor…bitch is SCARY…and there’s definitely a fetish up in here…..

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Posted in:Gal Gadot|SFW

2017

15

Nov

Monica Bellucci Old and Nude of the Day

Monica Bellucci Old and Nude

Old Italian guys fucking love Monica Bellucci…

If you go to an Italian barber, or to an Italian bakery, or an Italian restaurant….or even if you’re into petty crimes and work with the Italian mob, or find yourself at WWE events or Soccer events, you’ve likely heard and Italian along with saying BRO as every second word mention how hot Monica Bellucci….

I have a theory that Italian guys are momma’s boys and love the idea of fucking their moms, while Monica Bellucci is old enough to be their mom…or maybe they are so disconnected with their culture being American that they think they need to fall in love with the old country…or maybe, just maybe it’s her big tits from the 90s that are no 90 but still tits…

Who really knows…so many questions…we don’t need answers for.

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2017

15

Nov

Britney Spears Workout Erotica of the Day

Britney Spears Workout Erotica

Britney Spears posted up some mom pushing 40 workout pics the other day – because her fitness is all she has or is allowed in the prison that is her multi-million dollar making life…

I like to think she’s training for some sort of elaborate escape on some Shawshank Redemption level, spending the last 18 years of her life trying to figure out how to get ownership of her life back, faking taking the meds that keep her submissive like she’s Brian Wilson, brainwashed into thinking about the importance of performing, her passion, the only thing she knows, because that’s what they’ve programmed her into thinking….so that she continues earning money for the family, the business, the empire, you can’t like your cash leader leave you at 18…that would be terrible business…so make her seem crazy, bribe a judge and own her….

But it’s probably just girl staying fit for her performing and a fit body, all toned and big titty, is a lot better than a fat body or a sloppy body, so at least the prison life’s been good on her fitness.

I’m a fan.

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2017

15

Nov

Four Women VS Retarded Robber and Other Videos of the Day

Kid Getting Bullied in Ohio – I call this Pre-School Shooting…

Dude Punches Friend – Friend Has Seizure

Naked Woman in the Streets

People Filming COrpse

Boy Accidentally Shoots Gun Salesman

Boy Beats his Mom

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2017

15

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The older I get, now this is going to sound preachy, but the older I get, the less substantial my morning erections are….if they even happen…and they usually don’t…for so many reasons…like hormonal…maybe overall health…circulatory…diabetes, obesity, alcoholism…but when they do happen…like ships sailing past in the night…I never have girls willing to send me nudes to make that erection count…and I’m sure as hell not going to use it on my wife..or looking at my wife…

Which reminds me of a better time, when girls were sending nudes, I had that shit working like a faucet, just a “show me your pussy”…and they’d send me their pussy…but now..it turns into a political debate like debate club while I hate debate club….about how bad and basic of a man I am…when girl doesn’t grasp…we’re basically dealing with a resurrection of christ moment here…my erection…he comes around so rarely…let’s not scare him away.

Yet…he’s always scared away….

We’re in dark times, everyone seems more perverted and exhibitionist, but I’m struggling to stay afloat, recruiting even just one spread ass pic….

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Hijab Barbie is My New Porn
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George Takei is Sorry for Sounding Like a Creepy Old Gay
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Mick Jagger’s 22 Year Old Girlfriend
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Chastain Big TITS…
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No One Gives a Fuck About this Record Breaking Thing
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Jorgie Porter in a Slutty Calendar Shoot
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Christmas Ad of the Day
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The Most Future Famous Couple I’ve Never Heard of
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Cards Against Humanity VS Trump
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Doutzen Kroes in lingerie of the Day
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How to Get Into the Last Hef Playboy Mansion Party
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2017

14

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I had to go to the hospital today, unfortunately, not because my wife finally had a heart attack, allowing me to live as a free man, with her life insurance settlement to spend on 20 year old sugar babies from the internet in exchange for getting my ass licked…which is always the worst…

But the best thing about the hospital is the hand sanitizer by every door….becuase if you’re a big enough drunken crackhead…you can just squirt a bit of that in your mouth….and get that buzz on…I mean maybe that’s not the best thing about the hospital…considering all the prescription pills and canisters of Nitrous you can steal, or the women giving birth, tits all milk filled nad pussies all sewed up…but the free hand sanitizer…is up there…

Here are some stepLINKS..

Streaker of the Day
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Gigi Hadid – Slut
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Tom Sizemore Fingered an 11 Year Old While Costars Watched
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Rat Cow in Swimsuits
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Emma Stone is Garbage
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Rebel Wilson is So Sick – You’d Have to be a Real Weirdo To Want her Fingering Your Ass
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Gal Gadot in a Magazine
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Gal Gadot at an Event Who Cares
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Justice League Premiere…
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Lizzie Cundy’s Cleavage…
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Human and Robot Dance….
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Paris Hilton is Working on a New Album
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The CW Getting in on the Sexual Assault Claims
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Celebirty Nipple of the Day
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Amber Heard at an Event – Who Cares
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Speaking Dothraki on the Graham Norton….
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Some Chick Named Becky G in a Leotard
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French Model Tao in Tight Pants…
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Evolution of the Jeep
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Elsa Hosk – Street Walker
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OJ Not Adapting to Life After Jail
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Allison Brie Looks Old and Like Shit
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Danielle Knudson Turned Into a Sugar Baby Whore in a Thong Bikini
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The Pioneer Woman – is Rich
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World’s Largest Ball of Stickers
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Crackhead Waitress
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Blade Runner Slut Looking Hot
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Rihanna Thick Legs
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Scared Cat is Pretty Scared….
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Big Titties of the Day
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I Watch This Shit Every Day – Free Hot Girls on Webcam – …I am Watching it Right Now!
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Big Tits in Public
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Naked at the Sea
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Abigail Mac Tits…
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Bad Boyfriends of the Day
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Wine in the Garden with Some Ho
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Christina Milian Cameltoe
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This Site is Life!!
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Rose McGowan’s Nipples
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SQUIRT GIF OF THE DAY
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How to Trigger a Pornstar
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Fatty Likes Things in Mouth
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Secretary Pussy Rub
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