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2017

11

Oct

Jasmine Dreamer Rubs vagina Juice on AirBNB Hosts Books of the Day

So Jasmine Dreamer is a celebrated instagram feminist, who may or may not be an escort, but who is likely just a scam using feminism to pull out her tits on her instagram, garnering 250k followers….including me….because I like girls who take slutty selfies and have big tits…as I am a feminist too…I believe it is her right as a woman to produce any content she wants to produce with that body I am not objectifying when I stare at it…

Well, she’s in Berlin, where she planned on staying for a month, but her AirBNB host kicked her out…

She wrote a post about it:

Today I was informed by my Airbnb host which I have booked to stay with for a month, that I have to leave as soon as possible, because I had a friend visit for the first time last night (I had asked permission) and we were “talking to loud” which he could hear. I also bought pepper spray. Tempted to burn his weed plants or deface all his books but I respect both of those things too much

Well, today…she rubbed her pussy juice all over his books…see above video…fascinating..

I saw another one of these girls from Tumblr, possible sex worker, feminist, lazy sugar baby get kicked out of an AIRBNB and shit on the guys bed, or on a plate she put in the microwave because these girls are nuts as fuck…they are old roomates her name is LV Plastic…and I prefer the pussy juice….hustle…

It’s amazing. I’d be licking those books all day getting culture.

Here are some pics from her IG..

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2017

11

Oct

Madelaine Petsch in Cosmo of the Day

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She’s the new generation’s Bella Thorne…because Bella Thorne is dead in a raver drug filled pool of piss and the world needs a new sexually charged redhead to take on all the redhead fetishes that most people don’t actually have, unless the redhead is this kind of redhead and not terrifying GINGER redhead, the fire crotch that contrasts with the pink pussy in an aggressive and disgusting way.

She’s Cheryl Blossom on Riverdale, one of the worst shows ever, but what it comes down to is that I would fuck Madelaine Petsch. She s RILF…a redhead I would like to fuck, rather than the redhead I would assume is a demon spawn of the devil and that should be left in the woods to fend for herself like Willow…that is what happened to Willow isn’t it? I don’t remember, I just know Redheads are terrible unless they are the good kind…the RILFs…like Madelaine Petsch…

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2017

11

Oct

Hailee Steinfeld Piano Erotica of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld posted this Piano erotica, you know playing her piano she probably doesn’t know how to play with her feet, for the foot fetishists, because she’s been in the industry her entire life, she’s totally dialed into the industry, and knows that creepy men with creepy fetishes are the reason a girl makes it in the industry…so show leg girl..a leaned up version of what she was…because I guess she also knows that being fat, although marketable today, it’s trendy today, is disgusting and no one actually likes it…so she got fit, looks good, play me more music with your feet girl…from movies to popstar to proving it’s not that hard to lure people once you’re there…in a hiked up skirt..good job.

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2017

11

Oct

Kate Upton Sloppy Tit Comeback Tour of the Day

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Kate Upton is an overrated sloppy titted over exposed, played out, old, washed up, but still sloppy titted, pile of bullshit…but that doesn’t stop Sports Illustrated from making clickbait videos of her…

The footage could be old, who knows, it’s not that complex of a video, a video that works out nicely for everyone involved, it gets SI back on the map, Kate Upton talked about, and that’s really all they are here for..

She may just be some rich kid with a big titty dream of using her family money to make that big titty dream a reality, by showing off the big titty…

A dream that thanks to her big titty turned out to be an attainable dream, and all it took was some sloppy natural tits and the right angling with the right magazine at the right time to get that fan base locked in…

Locked in thanks to people being perverts blinded by the tits.

She’s now in movies, an actual celebrity, and all it took was big tits, that even when the rest of her caught up to the tits, and made her a big sloppy mess, and her tits were big enough to tuck into her boxers…she still gets people watching because we are all big titty loving perverts and that’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2017

11

Oct

Alizee Coucke Nipples of the Day

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Alizee Coucke is some model from France and she’s topless for LUI, because LUI the porn mag turned trendy fashion mag is what all these motherfuckers trying to make it are eager to get naked in, and they don’t even get paid to be naked in it, which is beyond my capacity of understanding because nudity is a commodity to me and I’ve been raised to believe that women do not get naked for free, it’s 10 dollars a song at the very least…it’s never free…so this girls getting naked for free, for people like me to see, people who have no business seeing them naked…just doesn’t process in my half retard booze soaked head…BUT it is happening, because naked isn’t a big deal, naked is perfect..

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2017

11

Oct

Bella Thorne Drugged Out Demon of the Day

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Bella Thorne’s looking a bit too much like a broken down Ireland Baldwin…or a Rumer Willis…with a bit too much of a potato head going on….

She’s also looking a little too much like the Rave Bathroom floor where some raver shat out a glittery rainbow of ecstasy for everyone to eat up….

She’s wearing some bold not so period friendly pants…and her what could be a fake tit, or what could be just a 20 year old tit…in a corporately sponsored paparazzi shoot she’s likely getting paid for…and it’s not so magical..it looks like shit, like a demon, like a horror movie…and whether she’s followed or not..she’s not that great at all..

I just post about her everyday because I don’t mind demons when they have good tits…I’m so conflicted…

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Here are some pics from her birthday sleazy…..

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2017

11

Oct

Eiza Gonzalez Good Shirt of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is some Mexican signer, actress, illegal in America trying to steal all your jobs because the border doesn’t have a wall and a nation with no wall is no nation at all…right.

I mean, at least that would be the case if she wasn’t this Mexican singer, actress with rockin’ tits, as the immigration, like all things in life are way easier for good looking people…and this one is good looking…

She is fatherless, her dad died when she was 12, which opens up some daddy issues that could be nice, at least based on her cleavage…from her Wikipedia she says that she suffered from compulsive overeating as a result of her father’s death…I like childhood trauma in people, but mainly if the trauma leads to overeating that leads to tits like this…you know…I dig it.

More fathers of budding young hot chicks should die…you know to help shape them into the stars they are today..

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2017

11

Oct

Lindsay Lohan and her Crazy Accent Defending Weinstein while Wasted of the day

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The highlight of my day, and I just woke up, but I already know that this is the highlight of my day, because Lindsay Lohan, despite being forgotten is everything, a goddess, a religious experience, perfect…I mean for all the wrong reasons, but I like it…it feels like home…

So she’s living in Dubai, where I guess really rich people offer her the really rich life, without her needing to work, all she has to do is let them either shit on her or hang out with her, because it’s fun to have a child star like Lohan in your harem, it impresses the other rich oil people..

She’s developed some wonky Arab accent, because she’s not from Long Island and she didn’t spend the better part of her life, we’re talking the first 25 years of her life in America…she’s an identity crisis and not quite a good actress in whatever it is she’s saying..

But she put out a suck up video to Weinstein, because she knows i’s good to get on his good side, maybe he’ll hire him…

BUT ALSO…that hollywood is bullshit assholes trying to save face and they are all guilty of being sleazy greedy heartless disgusting fucks who stomp all over each other…

It’s so easy for the media to get mad, or run with a story, that no one should care about…like reall…he’s the exec for a company that makes movies you like why the fuck do you care about where his dick goes…or what it does….without his dick going those places most of your favorite shitty stars wouldn’t exist…

Lohan also asks his wife to stand by him, because it’s Lohan’s place, as if the wife didn’t know what he was up to…I mean this is beyond me – the media spin…clearly designed to distract us from something that actually matters in the world…like maybe World War Three..and other more interesting things..

Hollywood is noise, stop paying attention..

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW|Videos

2017

11

Oct

Stripper Show Turns Gay on Coming Out Day and Other Videos of the Day

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Poles Not Loaded Proper

Poor Bear

Idiot in the Manhole

Fatal Crash of the Day

Baby Gets Sucked Into the Tracks

Rebuilding a Vagina

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2017

11

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I find it one of life’s great tragedy that so many women, women I know, who I talk to, who I see in my everyday if I decide to leave my house, the girl at the coffee shop, the girl at the grocery store, the girl at the women’s shelter I try to volunteer at because I support battered women by offering them cuddles, the women at the bikini waxing place I stand outside of telling them not to kill bush…all have nude photos of themselves…I would say 1 out of every 10,000 women doesn’t have a nude photo of themselves…and I’ve seen none of them….

No matter how compassionate, kind, caring, attentive, I am to them….nothing…

It’s national coming out day today…and even if I come out as gay…they won’t gay best friend me and ask for vagina haircut advice…

Garbage…everyone…garbage…or maybe life is just unfair.

Eminem’s Donald Trump Dis Freestyle….
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Lindsay Lohan’s Face Defending Harvey Weinstein
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How to make a Pinball machine
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Bronco’s Sister Runs on Field Gets Ejected for the game
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Olivia Culpo Bra Top of the Day
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Kim Garner – Hot Body
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Some Porn Chick Cares About Hurricane Victims..
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Harvey Weinstein’s Wife Fake Leaves Him..
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