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2017

28

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens Armpit Tit Flash of the Day

I don’t really understand why Vanessa Hudgens is walking around with her hands over her head, but I guess it’s to show the world that she’s not as hairy as she used to be, you know being a little monkey, and the dude staring at her armpit is as amazed as you should be…

I prefer when she shows off her tits in leaked sexting pictures, that happened before it was a trend to be naked all day everyday on social media…when it was still exciting…when something like that kind of scandal dropped…..

This weird armpit / side tit / hands over head like she’s in a hostage taking…is just boring…but I bet at least one of you jerk off to it…

Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2017

28

Jul

Paula Bulczynska Ass Stretch Marks for Lingerie Shoot of the Day

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There’s something erotic about seeing Paula Bulczynska’s tiger stripes, or whatever it is the girls with stretch marks on some stretch mark empowering program, because empower everything by sharing your insecurities with the world in one big reveal, that keeps you insecure, but that give you support from other people with the same ailment or issue as you, starting a movement, giving you a purpose, and giving me things I don’t necessarily like…naked…it’s all part of the process…

I don’t generally like empowerment, or mind stretch marks, all girls have them, but girls hate them and feel insecure about them and start these movements that I hate because they take away from the upset, sheltered girl who fears the world, all mousy and too sad to talk in public or look people in the eye, because they are easy to seduce into sex, or letting you mooch off them…so this empowerment nonsense gets in the way of that…

But not with low level, probably barely paid, barely an instagram model but she gets naked Paula Bulczynska and her stretch marks, because her tits are so good, who’s even looking at her grew to fast ass…

Posted in:Paula Bulczynska

2017

28

Jul

Daphne Groeneveld Naked of the Day

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Daphne Groeneveld is a 22 year old Dutch Model, who like legal drugs and prostitution of her Netherlands roots, is lovely….

I’ve posted before, even earlier this week I posted her with Victoria’s Secret model TAYLOR HILL, who is terribly fucking boring, while this Daphne Groeneveld chick saved the fucking bikini paparazzi pics on a luxury yacht pic, because she’s fucking hot…

She’s done work with pretty much every brand / designer / you know real fucking fashion and I guess she’s trying to work her way into Victoria’s Secret since they still pay their promo model hookers, the business relies on the promo model hookers…and in doing her networking, like she was Stella Maxwell on Barbara Palvin’s dick, she’ll move in and take over…

But for now, she’s showing her awesome tits in a shoot I know nothing about beyond staring at her tits…and I like em.

Here she is from her vacation whoring…

Posted in:Daphne Groeneveld

2017

28

Jul

Tove Lo Flashing her Tits at a Concert of the Day

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Tove Lo is a singer of one song that went viral…so now she matters..because it only takes one song to go viral….

She’s consistently flashing her tits at concerts, because it’s what she does, and the whole thing would be better if she had better tits..

Sure I love all tits, and staring at tits, and girls flashing tits, but I just feel like her flashing her tits, that are average and a little too natural of tits, is weird…

It’s like tourettes or some other compulsion or mental lapse, like a retard who starts jerking off in random places, I think retards are my new subject of metaphors to really paint a picture of what I think is going on here…

She probably thinks or explains it as some kind of trance or conlvusion because she’s on a spiritual experience or journey or whatever….

I think it’s just some good old fashioned click bait..

Posted in:Tove Lo

2017

28

Jul

Elizabeth Olsen Armpit Fetish of the Day

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I know people with armpit fetishes…most girls get uncomfortable when you start fucking with their armpits, as I’ve been known to eat their armpits out like it is their pussy, mainly because it’s next to my face while I’m fucking them, and I have limited mobility and just like the idea of flopping my tongue around like a retard trying to solve a puzzle…all dopey and shit…

I like it….I wouldn’t say it’s a fetish, I know a dude who would only cum by pit fucking a girl…he’d try the traditional holes, but could only get off with PIT…While my armpit fetish is less of a fetish, I can live without it, but I like it enough to do it….while girls are generally not into it…so it’s something…on the weird spectrum…just not overly extreme

So seeing Elizabeth Olsen drying her armpits in a bathroom for her social media…is an interesting thing to see…from armpits, to little legs in a squating position, in a mini skirt and heels, while sweaty like a ditch pig…it’s almost too much to handle…

Posted in:Elizabeth Olsen|SFW

2017

28

Jul

Bella Thorne Looking at Foliage in her Boxers and Other Important Things of the Day

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Here’s a totally casually picture of Bella Thorne in her underwear, all white and pure, all young and innocent, all hot bodied and exhibitionist, to remind you all that she’s just a product of the times, and bad parenting, but also the times…dialed in exhibitionism, something I wish girls were doing back when I was 20, because it makes for a more interesting life, filled with less calls to the cops against you, when you would, like the opportunistic adventuring prospector that you were, would hide in closets to get this same type of content…these girls are doing the work for you, which is interesting, since none of them actually work, but rather get paid to document their “living”…

I’m into it.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

28

Jul

Lena Yendakova Vagina Lip of the Day

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Lena Yendakova is literally a nobody…she has under 1000 followers on social media and she’s not even that hot…but yet someone did a photoshoot with her….showing her pussy lip…for what she probably things is hipster fashion…and that a share-for-share instagram account probbaly posted up and took credit for…where no one but maybe the instagram account they are trying to get featured on comes out on top…and where we get to see side pussy lip on some chick aspiring to be something more than what she is…because social media allows that…

It’s a weird world…where pussy lip is everywhere…for a man who used to have to try to trick girls into showing me pussy lip…and never in picture because that could ruin their lives…and now, they think it will create your life..

Posted in:Lena Yendakova

2017

28

Jul

UBER Driver Gets Head While Passenger Films And Other Videos of the Day

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Girls Stuck on Waterslide get Slammed

Woman Avoiding Getting Sprayed by Water Jet – Gets Hit By Car

Police Shoot Thief Running Out of the Store

Poor Puppy Gets Saved Struggling in the Water

Michael Wenzel Filmed Himself Killing a Shark TOwing it Behind His Boat….Let’s Hope He Gets Charged and Killed….

Husband Kills Cheating Wife

Proposal Fail – He Dropped the Ring Down the Waterfall

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

28

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was randomly attacked by two meth addicts in a pick-up truck for taking a snapchat of them….I liked their meth addict wonky meth faces…looking like corpses at 25…one was a girl and the other I guess her boyfriend and they went off, telling me how they would kill me, or rip my face off, all while TWEAKING….

In her rage, she called me fat, always a powerful dis because I am fat, am well aware I am fat, and did the eating to get myself fat…making me disappointed that she couldn’t come up with anything more clever…but the whole experience turned me on…

I guess I’ll always have a thing for girls in short shorts and a crop top with skeleton faces and no teeth….a real life demon….shaking with crazy…all hard nippled from her neglected kids she had while a teen with her dad…and basically drooling on herself as she rips me apart in some “episode” that involved broken white trash english….it reminds me of most 5 dollar blow jobs I’ve bought…

So I offered to rape her mangled face for 5 dollars while her boyfriend drug dealer pit bull handler watched..as any sensible person would…

Here are some morning links…not as inspiring….but still lovely…..

Circular Rainbow…
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Tara Reid – Awesome Tits
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It’s Unfortunate that Stephen Colbert Gets Shows instead of Dying
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Clooney Directs Damen in a Coen Brothers Scripted Movie
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Kid Rock for President…Weird
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Rooney Mara Has a Crazy House
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The Dude Who Tries to Scam the Cops
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Beyonce Wins at Life
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The Dick Meg Ryan Puts Up in Her
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2017

28

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my day is usually when the tits I see in a restaurant, bar, location I can search on instagram to find the tits I am looking for, turn out to be more than just clothed tits, but also NAKED tits..

Meaning, I saw a girl with great tits in a bikini top in the park, clicked the geotag of the park, and saw all her nude pics on the instagram and forever feel totally complete on a spiritual level.

I need to see every tit naked…always…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Slutty WIlla Ford Blames 9/11 for Ruining her Career
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Shot 45 times By Cops
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Coco Cameltoe
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Beiber is a Killer
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Some Chick Named Lindsay Morgan Monster Tits
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Alessandra Ambrosio – Whore
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Joanna Krupa – Bare Ass
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James Franco Stupidity
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Kim K Breeding
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Piglet at the Zoo Almost Makes Me Feel Bad About Eating Pork for Dinner
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Chantal Jeffries – Whore
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Rat Cow Bikini
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The New Batgirl
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Eva Longoria Bikini
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The People Who Hate Angelina Jolie
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Bella Thorne Wants you to Get Over Scott Disick OK
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Maggie GRACE -OLD hooker
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Christina Milian – Whore
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Meg Ryan’s Dick
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Asian Girl Washing Her Boob
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Hot Slutty Naked Canadian
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Slutty Fish Performance of the Day
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Perfect Vagina
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WOMAN AND HER TOYS
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Cheesy Nude Shoot of the Day
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tITTY SHAKE
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Slut and a Dildo
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