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2017

26

Jul

Ashley Tisdale Weird Face Butt Shorts of the Day

I think we can all agree that despite Ashley Tisdale’s weird, barely famous or relevant in her fame thanks to High School Musical pretty much dying and her not really moving on, ugly, botched Plastic Surgery face….doesn’t really matter and isn’t all that bad when she’s wearing shorts that show her ass cheeks…a trend most 30 somethings don’t follow – but that I am fine with them following when they aren’t fat – because ass cheek exposing shorts are everything..

Earlier today, I spent 10 minutes watching a group of young girls taking selfies and social media pics of each other, and all were in ass cheek exposing shorts, reminding me that you can never have too much ass cheek exposing shorts, be happy it’s a trend, because it’s hot enough to eliminate ugly faces…

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2017

26

Jul

Charlotte McKinney Doughy in a Bikini of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is a little Doughy..

Looking soft in her stomach….

Do we really care whether Charlotte McKinney in Maimi for some face paparazzi bullshit is happenigf, despite her big tits…even if she looks like she’s a bit of a fat fuck dot com….and will calling her a fat fuck dot com really go over well in a world where people can’t appreciate a good anorexic chick with big tits, and instead go for the barrel shaped women like the ones they find in WALMART…it’s a sat world we live in…real sad…

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2017

26

Jul

Georgia Fowler Titties of the Day

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Georgia Fowler is a New Zealand model, who unlike the hobbits that normally run around in New Zealand, is tall and amazing…

She’s been modeling since she was 12 years old….she is not 12 years old, but that must have been creepy fucking times for her…you know when some creepy predator promises her the world in a coke fueled industry, and her parents sign up for it, paving the way for her to produce tit pics….like this for GQ…

Her claim to fame is working for Victoria’s Secret in 2016, which is a big deal, what little girls abducted by her parents to be fashion models / sex workers for rich guys dream about, because it allows them to command a higher day rate…

I don’t know what these photos are all about, what they are telling me, what the story is…but I see nipple and that’s really the only thing I need any story to tell me, I am ADD and Reading takes too much effort anyway…pics…nip pics…tell many words…

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2017

26

Jul

Nastya Zakharova Hot Shoot of the Day

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Here’s a shoot of model Nastya Zakharova looking like a weirdo…

It is for something called BLVD and I wasn’t going to bother posting it…

I don’t know what BLVD is. I don’t know who Nastya Zakharova is. I don’t feel like writing another “Russian Sex Worker” post, or “Communist in the Breadline, Recruited to be a Russian Spy to Rig Your Election by being in your magazines and acting as a model nonsense”…but then I came across her fully naked pic, filled with pubic hair stubble and a Michael Jackson-without the Pedophilia-like pussy grab..and though…this Nastya Zakharova is a good time…I like what she’s about…at least in this weirdo shoot…for BLVD magazine…whatever that is…and whoever she is…

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2017

26

Jul

Just a Woman Breast Feeding a Dog and Other Videos of the Day

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Drunk Guy of the Day

Dad Abandons Baby in a Parking Lot

Dude Getting Covered in Cinnamon Catches on Fire

Kid Gets Taken Out by a Bottle

Dude Chooses a Weird Place to Pee

Man Performs Citizen Arrest

Failed Criminal of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

26

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The problem with Anal, the road usually less traveled, unless you’re dealing with a born again Christian trying to stay pure, is that that road less travelled is the road to her semi digested, fermenting, last few meals…that smells like shit…because it is shit…

Not all anal includes fasting and pre-anal enemas…just like not all stepLINKS are created equally…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning….

Lana Del Rey is a “Witch” who Casts Spells Like 90 Percent of Girls on Tumblr
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Kim K’s Still Whoring Out her Kid to Social Media
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Farrah Abraham’s Rockin’ Anal Loving Fake TIts
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Eating Raw Oyster Porn
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Some Charlize Theron Slutty for Atomic Kitten
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Taylor Swift is Creepy Hiding from the Paparazzi
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Usher’s Accuser Got Herpes from Him – And Wants 20 Million
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More on Usher’s Herpes
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Josie Canseco’s Cameltoe
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The Insane Eyebrows Behind Trump
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Angry Man – VS Sheep
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2017

25

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Trying to get a girl to mail you a jar of her “squirt” so that you can prove to her it’s actually pee – by doing a taste test – has proven to be REALLY complicated.

NO ONE actually wants to participate and those who do just end up getting it confiscated at the border because 1984 – Totalitarian Government – Oppressing us and our need to ship PEE freely…or SQUIRT…whatever…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Guess Who’s Playing Barbie Clickbait
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Kat Del Toro Slutty in a Bikini
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Yolanda Hadid Mom Ass….in a Thong…
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Anna Faris – At an Event
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Bieber Cancels Tour Due to Jesus
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New Show – My Friend Dahmer
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Cat Pets a Frog
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Kylie Rae – Slut
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Blac Chyna – TITS
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Lohan Playing with Balls
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X-Tina Aguilera Thickness at an Event
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Belgian Drives Thru with a Tank
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Mary Kate and Olsen at a Wedding
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This is Mindy Kaling the Intern Who Got Famous’ House
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Girls Trying Oysters
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Busty Piggish Girl in a Pink Suit
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Chloe Grace Moretz Bra Flash
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Slutty Chick in a Trailer for a Shit Movie..with Guns and Spread Legs
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Charlize Theron Atomic Blonde Slut
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Sofia Vergara at an Event
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Seth Macfarlane’s New Show Trailer…
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Kendall Jenner Naked….
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Jennifer Aniston Pokies
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Aubrey Plaza is Boring
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Robert Pattinson is Engaged to FKA Twigs
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Madison Beer Young Slut Fucking Beckham in a Tube Top
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40 Ton Humpback Leaps out of the Water
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Hilary Duff – Bikini
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Instagram Sluts Together in Miami
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Hailey Clauson in a Bathing Suit
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Massive Tits Covered in Milk
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Massive Fake Tits
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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The Caught Compilation
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2017

25

Jul

Barbara Palvin Naked for Love Magazine of the Day

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Love magazine gets all the bitches naked, it’s like the manipulative date rapist, up on some Bill Cosby shit, but the magazine version..

All these girls think “I want to be in LOVE”…because everyone loves LOVE…or craves LOVE it is a human condition and need….because LOVE has managed to market themselves as cool or edgy or interesting or who fucking cares…just look at the tits for fashion….

Tits for fashion…something that has always existed, I know because I’ve jerked off to it, but something that I’ve always been classified a porn site, not mainstream, unable to get on ad networks and make millions because I fought for the nipple.

I am a feminist, who was too edgy and misunderstood, who is now not edgy at all, in a world of everyone being a pervert and every mainstream site doing nudity…I am blockbuster…a failed attempt at life…

Barbara Palvin is also a failure, at least in these pics, once a VS Model, now a chubby girl who may have banged bieber, who may still work with VS but I doubt it, all big, with her big girl tits, not very hot to me…but naked…in LOVE…making moves…exciting…or not..who cares

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2017

25

Jul

Bella Thorne’s See Through “Enough” Outfit of the Day

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There was a time when you had to cut out the nipples or crotches of a girl you wanted to see naked’s clothing, in order to see what you wanted to see, like her nipples and crotches when she was wearing said clothing…

Or you’d be crafty and spill water on her white t-shirt, or will a rainstorm, or push her into a creek, brook, or river….just to get that level of sheer you needed..

I remember being even more clever about this shit, using something I learned that watching Bob Vila…I’d get a fine grain sand paper and slowly sand away the nipples or crotch or ass of a girl’s clothing so that when it was pulled on over her, the fabric would be thinned out and sheer..

Now bitches are doing it for us…they just wear the sheer clothing…knowingly, willingly, and I guess it makes for a lazy group of men who don’t need to drill holes in walls, or pry mouldings open to see through to the shower, or crawl in crawl spaces to get a vantage point through a vent in the floor or ceiling…it’s just being handed out like Candy on Halloween, and I love Halloween….despite the reward being less work, the reward is still there, because we all love Halloween…excessiveness…greed…laziness…so that you girls like Bella Thorne…feeding us what we want.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

25

Jul

ALba Thick Ass Mom to Be in a Bikini of the Day

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Jessica Alba is pregnant, but not overly pregnant yet, you know the right amount of pregnant where her body just thickens up in a weird fat ass way, and where you can’t knock her up no matter how much you cum in her, which in and of itself is a highlight…if you’re into getting her well documented herpes…and if you’re into a girl well past her prime, but still pretty good, because she’s a vapid LA person and that’s all part of what they are about, I mean she was a celeb before the face of a billion dollar brand…manipulating us all…but that round ass..it’s good to look at, so juicy and delicious…that even if you hate Alba and all she represents..like you were her husband demanding a paternity test cuz you can’t trust bitches these days….

I don’t know where I’m going with this…other than JUICY…and worth thinking about sticking your fingers up inside…..you know to help massage her pregnancy from the inside out…

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