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2017

08

Sep

Bella Thorne Tits of the Day

Bella Thorne TITS are a daily thing…bitch doesn’t shut up about her tits…whether they are real or fake tits are irrelevant…they are something she really puts a lot of value on..that she likes putting out there…and based on her attitude towards her tits…she’s like most chicks I know who get implants…you know showing them off like a new car…sure most girls I know with implants are strippers but you know what I mean….and showing them off is their job…but that’s not the point..

In terms of Bella Thorne, the face so jacked, the noise she makes so annoying, but the body so good, I don’t care to hate her and her scamming, it’s just the way of the world these days…you know…

VIDEOS?

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2017

08

Sep

Hilary Duff’s Thick Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Divorcee and Mom pushing 30 if she’s not already 30…billionaire…child star….turned whatever the fuck she is….jerked off to many perverts since she hit puberty…and still jerked off to by those same perverts who are just loyal to the cause and the pussy they once loved and watched grow up…because it feels like they have more of spiritual connection rather than just being disappointing and humiliating masturbation…and the whole thing…not so magical but pretty creepy…you know feeling like you know or connect to a chick you jerk off to in magazines…creepy….

But then there are people like me, who didn’t give a fuck about her then, but like her now, despite also not giving a fuck about her…just appreciating her thickness and the fact she’s horny and has likely taken on the whole hockey team primarily because she can…and because her husband was on the team and liked seeing his teammates erect and in women….he’s a billion rich kid…they are weird and have weird fetishes…watch FoxCatcher…

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2017

08

Sep

Rihanna’s See Through Tits of the Day

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This is hardly a see through shirt, girl’s just not wearing a bra and is bigger and bustier than she’s ever been thanks to aging, getting lazy, being richer than god, and loving her Barbado Rum Cake….it’s just genetics, they all end up where they are supposed to be, especially now in an era of fat is cool, be fat…

I am just excited for her to get REAL fucking fat, where her show consists of her onstage in a medical bed or wheel chair on a feeder tube…EROTIC….I mean it’s the next step in this plus size is a good size life…

I am also into bigger tits, sloppier tits, fat chick tits…which I guess this is…

Rihanna Lives….soon with diabetes but for now..she LIVES…

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2017

08

Sep

Eva Longoria Boxy in a Bikini of the Day

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Eva Longoria is a disaster…but people really fucking like her…despite her boxy body….and old age…it must be because she’s Mexican…and people fucking love Mexicans…just look at the TACO craze and TRUMPs proposed wall to keep them in AMERICA…you know…unable to leave cuz they won’t be able to get back in or some shit…and then who will work for 4 dollars an hour doing shitty work….

So I guess s still a thing, even though someone told me that NO ONE CARES ABOUT HER ANYMORE…but that person was a girl who clearly hates Mexicans….

But I remember being at an event 3 years ago…and people there were going off on how she does such good for the world…and I was like “the MExican who looks like she employs Mexicans for 4 dollars an hour to feel white”…fuck that….but I guess she has a Euro following, people remember Desperate Housewives…what do I know…other than that she’s broken down as fuck and should make the move to one piece.. / snow suit…

Maybe she’s pregnant – or maybe all Mexicans end up like this…who knows…I blame Corn Tortillas…..maybe Hurricane Irma will take her out…

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2017

08

Sep

Kenzie is Naked of the Day

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Kenzie is some naked model…who probably isn’t a model…but that who isn’t a great marketer since I can’t google the bitch to find her social media as most girls named KENZIE seem to be fucking randoms who I guess are named Mackenzie or Mckenzie….one a cross fit girl, one a dude….but none this naked model trying to get attention…maybe that’s the key to attention making now…be vague, ambiguous, obscure..so no one knows you and you seem less eager…who knows…NOT ME…I just post pics…

Oh I found her…her name is Kersen – KENZIE KERSEN….fascinating..

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2017

08

Sep

Whitney Cummings in a Bikini of the Day

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Whitney Cummings sucked a lot of dick in her quest to be a star actress – that ended up in Comedy becuase she was shameless, funny, silly, opinionated, a cunt, a dirt bag, who knows…she like other female Comedians who don’t look like dudes, but who have a bit of sex appeal are all on that “came to LA to make it, did stand up cuz comedians are lame as fuck and being a hot chick with lame as fuck dudes who think they are funny so much that they practice telling jokes to a mirror when not standing in front of a room of losers who think comedy is worth watching…is an easy sell”….a sell that made her a fuck ton of money as a producer…allowing her golden years of sex appeal, pre menopause to be spend getting sloppy on a boat in a bikini….good times…great times…TIMES…

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2017

08

Sep

Teyana Taylor Racy for GQ South Africa of the Day

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Teyana Taylor is in GQ South Africa…which is pretty fucking racy in their content because I guess that’s how the Whites of South Africa who probably run the magazine like to showcase black people from America….because South Africa and their weird racist Arpathied shit are fucked up….

That said, Teyana Taylor is from Harlem, her mom is her manager, she’s on some Def Jam label and this is the media she gets…not quite GQ USA or even GQ UK but it’s a start…her actual start was on My Super Sweet 16….and her actual set for life was having Iman Shumpert from the Cav’s basketball baby 2 years ago…

GOOD TIMES Teyana Taylor whoever the fuck you are…

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2017

08

Sep

Tara Lynn Ventura Tits of the Day

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Tara Lynn Ventura is some aspiring instagram slut who has already shot for the new Playboy which means with nipples and not spread pussy lip….as new Playboy is trying to be classy, you know the place to see the pics you see on instagram, without a donut emoji or star emoji on the tit…a share for share site with a brand name and I’m not hating, hell I’d sell to Playboy iff they’d buy me…make me that money so I can drink myself to death in Vegas or maybe Hurricane Irma with the CUBANS and coke dealers and fags of South Beach….but no one wants me…not Tara Lynn the famewhore getting naked for attention cuz she has a fat ass….not anyone…but I can still stare at her “just another one of these insta whores” body….and I will..

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2017

08

Sep

Rebecca Hall Cleavage of the Day

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I have a Rebecca Hall fetish.

I don’t know why…

I’ve seen her in a bunch of things…and I consistently find her hot…

From the Newscaster who shot herself in the face…to some other movie of a singer/songwriter’s wife….I’ve been like that dopey face, possible weak chin, speaks to my soul…

So here she is slutting out, something I doubt she does in her other movies, because she actually gets hired cuz she can act…I guess…what do I know…she’s just my fetish…one of my fetishes and I’m a weird dude…and this is weird…but there’s cleavage and that’s alright…

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2017

08

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was walking down the street last night, looking at my phone, or porn on my phone, or sexts on my phone or the ass in front of me…I don’t remember due to PTSD….but I stepped on what I thought was a squeaky toy…the woman in leggings in front of me turned around….I looked back to see what the fuck I stepped on and it was either a dead or dying crow….during a full moon…

Does that make me a witch? I hope so….because all the 25-28 year old girls on Instagram who think they are witches / but are suicide girls….will let me into their witch circle….

That said, I hope I didn’t kill the crow…and that it was dead and that was just the sound of it exploding under my foot….

Needless to say, I have Bird Flu and a curse….and Here are some stepLINKS in Morning….

Kendall and Kylie Fashion Week Fashion Show Gutter Bullshit
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Bella Hadid Busted in a Sheer Dress
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Hollyood Hires Illegals
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Hot Ass on the Beach
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Some Movie Called Lady Bird Seems Hipster Annoying
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Madonna Adoption Porn
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Monkey Twerk
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HOT TITTY FLASH
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