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2017

07

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Vaginas don’t get wet enough for me…I see these videos, soaked panties, squirting, all that other stuff…and for some reason..they are all sand paper to me…

Maybe it’s the level of sexy I bring to the table…or maybe it’s the menopausal level of the woman….or maybe these street hookers don’t feel anymore…but you’d think they’d at least have an infection or something….

I wonder if I am supposed to be talking about dry vaginas on the internet….but figure if that’s my talent, my true calling, the MOP…sucking up all the moisture…I should celebrate it…and not be shamed…NEVER be shamed….guys who women are disgusted by UNITE…we are people too…we have rights…we must stand together…and stop the shaming…all women everywhere..should see us as a way to get more use out of their panties…you know…the hair dryers….we are like superheros…not flawed…like plus sized models…we have a voice…

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GIrl Strips in Mall and Twerks
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Jared Leto Also Confused By all the JOker Movies
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BikinI Girl Rocketed into Lake…
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Celebs VS Irma
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Kate Winslet Shaved Head Sports Bra
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Woman Breaks Out out of Handcuffs and Steals Car…
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Lady Gaga Cleavage
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Shannon Elizabeth Throwback Tits
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Aquaman Crew Member Stabbed
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Bella Hadid Nipples
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Jessica Biel – Fat Fit Mom Tits
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Harry Potter Bullshit for Auction
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Penelope Cruz at the Film Festival
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Crazy Cameltoe Isabella Fuhrman….
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Taylor Swift Getting Paid by AT&T
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Paris Hilton at Burning Man
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Penelope Cruz Cleavage
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Gore of the Day
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Mr Clean VS Homie on Subway
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Elsa Hosk – Naked for Sunglasses
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Christian Bale Transforming into Dick Cheney
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Trailer for Christian Bale Western – Like It’s Christian Bale Day
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Ozzy Osbourne Orgies of the Day
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Van Gogh in Balloons…
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Guy in Boat Rudely Woken Up Goes Nuts
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Kate Winslet likes Rapists
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Kristen Stewart as Ellen Degeneres
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Kourtney Kardashian in Leggings…
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Russian Model Car Crash Video Weirdness
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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Weird Creampie…
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Big Tits / Spread Pussy
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Amazing Pool Body
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Drugs and Porn
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Mistress Lynch
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Big Tits Get Tacos
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Big Tits
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Slutty Selfies!
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Huge Tits
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Dude Blows a Load on Unsuspecting Girl
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The Two KInds of Public Nudity
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2017

07

Sep

Bella Thorne Sturdy Tit of the Day

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Bella Thorne is so fucking irritating…

But that body, those tits that could be bolt ons, that face that could be trans, her “celebrity” that could be all evil lies produced by Disney because they know how to maximize the reach of their starlets…through slutty content…is less fucking irritating…

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2017

07

Sep

Kendall Jenner Butt Shot of the Day

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Kendall Jenner wore some dress that would be better suited for her dad turned mom…you know to show off his ass that he likes getting penetrated as he is a homosexual and needs to be filled…no matter how many hormones he’s on…girls’ got a prostate and prostates need milking…

That said, Kendall is garbage, we all hate her, she’s overrated, but at least she’s not a fat and disgusting as the other overrated trash in her family…these promo models be promoting…this time with ass crack…fuck em all….and the horse cock Kim K rode in on..

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2017

07

Sep

Rumer Willis in a Bikini of the Day

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Rumer Willis in a bikini …and I guess naked showing off her neopolitan body…is like seeing a giant potato in a bikini..the rumor is that she’s as mutant, maybe a product of inbreeding or some experiment that Demi Moore was paid to participate in…or maybe an alien abduction…who knows…but she’s bunk as fuck, busted as fuck…

But at least she works out and gets lots of plastic surgery to offset the disaster she once was…because all it takes is face injection to rebrand, rebuilt, and fit in like you never had…coupled with a hot enough body because hot bodies take work and are far more important than face..when you are fucking their asses from behind the way they like it because they are broken rich girls in the porn generation and anal is the only way they feel…..you know…because of the prostate…

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2017

07

Sep

Ireland Baldwin Bra Top of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is a massive girl, she’s like 7 feet tall and 300 pounds, and no one gives a fuck about her, not even her family, but she had a minute of “instagram influencer”…beach life…surf like…bikini model…that I guess was boring and not authentic to her brand of broken girl…so she went lesbian, tattooed, dark…a public meltdown…and I guess she’s back…still uninteresting, still stuck in her cousin’s shadow when it was once the other way around because her parents are more important, and now…she’s jacked up her face…but is posting bra pics…so take it in…not quite magical…but there..

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2017

07

Sep

Jennifer Mesh Dress Wild Girl of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence is in what looks like a mesh dress, but I just think it is an optical illusion, and that she’s just out there trying to promote some movie she is in because she fell in love with the director of that movie on that set and it means a lot to her that the movie does well…clickbaiting us all like the scam that she is…

I don’t find her hot or interesting, but it does make me want to cross reference this outfit to her tits, and thanks to google, her slutty selfies, the fappening, and the internet never forgetting..I can…

Because that is Jennifer Lawrence’s official best performance…

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence|SFW

2017

07

Sep

Kristen Stewart’s Rumored Pussy Lip Slip of the Day

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Lesbian and terrible actress Kristen Stewart, who I’ve never found hot, interesting or exciting, which would make sense because lesbians are generally the worst, angry, bitter, women around….and I never really grasped her fame besides the obvious being on a franchise film that would have propelled anyone to super stardom…even if she was destined to work at the ice cream stand or as a dog walker…like other lesbians do….and even with her lesbian sex being with a VS model, so basic, like lesbians aren’t into women who are hot and objectifying themselves for men…that’s ANTI Lesbian…lesbians like each other for lesbian reasons we can’t understand…they don’t bang out the hot chick like the high school quarterback jock…you know….I guess just more of Kristen Stewart bad acting…

Well, apparently, this is her pussy lip slipping out of shorts…I can’t see it, but I’ve had sex before so my virgin loser pervert vision isn’t as sharp as it should be…

I’ll just post it for you all to figure out…

Posted in:Kristen Stewart|SFW

2017

07

Sep

Mckayla Maroney Dance of the Day

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McKayla Maroney is living the Olympic Dream….she’s got that Gold Medal behind her which appeases her stage parents that put her into gymnastics and made her a slave to the sport her entire childhood…allowing her to have the freedom to be a Bruce Jenner in her own right, instead of becoming another sex, you know, become a Kardashian, fat gynmast booty and all…with dreams of hip hop music videos I guess…because where else do you go when you sexualize yourself at a young age and are too old fro your sport that made you…who knows, just dance…

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2017

07

Sep

Danica Patrick Yoga Pose of the Day

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I don’t watch Nascar but I assume all you white trash perverts looking at tits do….so you know who Danica Patrick is…

I just know she’s a girl who I guess was a good enough driver to get sponsored in the “man’s sport”…you know some feminist shit that I am assuming was a huge deal but who really cares it’s driving a car…not fucking boxing…or wrestling…some chicks can drive…it’s isn’t really man specific so her competing against men shouldn’t an issue…but it makes for a good personality to “sponsor”…draw attention…throw some pussy into the mix…give guys something to talk about…assuming they aren’t too half retarded to converse…you know being inbred and all..

Well, shes’ doing YOGA in her underwear and it’s hot enough for me to post…keep up the good work cart racer…

Here’s some beach life…yacht life….rich girl life…

Posted in:Danica Patrick|SFW

2017

07

Sep

Rita Ora Bra Flash of the Day

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Do you remember high school? I barely do. Blocked that shit out years ago. Or maybe I just have a terrible memory…but I do remember a constant thread that started in high school…getting girls to flash me was always a challenge…I would ask countless girls countless times to show me their bra…at dances, on lunch break, all the time…because a bra was considered underwear and seeing a girl in a bra was hot, porno even, it was a simpler time…and these women, even when you’d pull out the “it’s like a bikini top”…just wouldn’t do it…I mean obviously some would sometimes…but as a general rule…it took real work, manipulation and effort…

Now…every bitch is posting their underwear in a “look at me I’m in my underwear” hustle…sure Rita Ora is a shameless fame whore paid by the underwear brand….but…she’s also like so many other girls just showing their bras becuase it’s just like a bikini top…what’s the big deal….

Well the big deal is that it takes the challenge out of it, the fun out of it, and makes the whole experience boring…kids these days so spoiled, everything just handed to them like the tits…the porn…the sex…no work ethic.

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