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2017

06

Sep

Kirsten Dunst Promo Tits of the Day

Kirsten Dunst is at the Venice Film festival…because she’s Kirsten Dunst and was borderline dead in terms of health and career after her first round of a career as an actress peaked..and she fell off….only to get back up, possibly because she was out of money, or because some fan boy finally became an exec and was like “Where’s Kirsten Dunst Now, Let’s put her in this thing I wrote for her when I was 18 and she mattered”….and whatever it is that happened..she’s not dead from her hard partying..but instead at film festivals promoting celebrated movie roles she may be in….I wouldn’t know…I don’t keep track of her…but I do remember when she was at rock bottom, and I do remmeber finding it substantially hotter than this haggard version of KD in her “adult serious actor years”…

Great big tits on a small enough, despite being middle aged now…frame…right..

Posted in:Kirsten Dunst|SFW

2017

06

Sep

Rita Ora and Charlie XCX Compare Tits of the Day

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Rita Ora and Charlie XCX Compare TIts because they are both irrelevant slags from the UK with big tits…ethnically ambiguous…trying to make it in America…almost in it together….or hating each other because there is only enough room for one of them…despite my life’s research into tits dictating that there is always enough room for more big tits….

I am not sure if this is a bonding photo of “we are both the same”….or a catty photo of “I’m hotter than you bitch, get off my fucking coattails”….or a accidental photo….I just know they are both equally irrelevant in the grand scheme of things, while Rita Ora is more successful that XCX, so clearly this is one girl following another girl’s titty lead…and the other girl trying to say “I’m the OG, I’m the official, I’m the innovator, I am the UK tits, this other one in the blue dress is just trash….like last nights Banger’s and mash”…

Who cares…seriously..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE OF ORA… CLICK HERE

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PiCS OF XCX CLICK HERE

Here’s Rita Ora in a Slutty Satin Outfit….

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2017

06

Sep

Emma Roberts and Anna Faris are Dating of the Day

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Anna Faris is recently divorced, or getting divorced, from her husband of many years who has suddenly become famous or as famous as he always wanted to be and has no need to leverage a hot wife to give him credibility…you know the checks are coming in and new pussy is out there to fuck….why waste time on an old hag who is pretty fucking hot..but banged out and not new pussy…because new pussy is always better..

Leaving her all old, her prime years behind her, disenchanted and cock-hating….forcing her to become a lesbian in a lesbian relationship with Emma Roberts…like she was Stella Maxwell because pUSSY tastes good tho…

There may be no fact to this story.

Posted in:Anna Faris|Emma Roberts|SFW

2017

06

Sep

Fat Girl Kelly Brook VS Ashely Graham in the BBW Fat Chick Trying to Be Hot Post of the Day

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Fat chicks have always existed. In Africa, the fat chick was deemed the most fertile and all the men in the tribe wanted to knock her up, because the chances of her surviving a famine and the pregnancy were higher….In Europe and America…the fat chick was just laughed at, fucked when drunk at 3 am when options were limited, and occassionally stars of fetish porn, because some weirdos are into fat girls, mainly for their tits….

The plus sized model thing happened and people like Anna Nicole Smith, Mamma Cass, whoever the fuck else has been seen as fat, like a Marilyn Monroe, who weighed in at a WHOPPING 118 pounds for her 5 foot 5 frame…

But now.. fat chicks are fucking everywhere, the world is obese, unhealthy, on medication for Chronic illness and some fat chicks like Kelly Brook, known for her fat tits, who polarized being a fat chick…now can embrace and accept being fat…thanks to being 40 and clearly a fat chick…because the world is embracing fat…even giving job to fat chicks instead of skinny chicks….like it takes effort to be fat, effort beyond struggling up the stairs…

She’s already Pushing her 2018 Calendar of the Day – photoshopped

While people like Ashley Graham, a real fatty, in this HUGELY popular massive shit taking, heavy eating, pretending she’s healthy, trying to be skinny, fatty…continue to perpetuate the plus size scam…probably because they are seeded to the world by the pharma industry that wants people fat and sick…WHO Knows…

And that concludes my token fat post of the day in a world that is too fat….

Posted in:Ashley Graham|Kelly Brook|SFW

2017

06

Sep

Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence is the ultimate scam of this generation…

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, I have no idea why she’s so fucking hyped up…but for some reason, she’s so fucking hyped up….

Her movie performances are boring…but I guess accessible…as she always plays the same character…sometimes peppered with a bad accent…but always uninteresting…in her tactics to be the highest paid actress in Hollywood and coming close to it….

I’ve asked people in the industry / a dude who works the popcorn at the Movie Theater, the closest thing I have to access, he hooks me up with large size for the price of small and has once got me a TICKET to a movie….and he said it’s all just to keep budgets high so people make more…off the film….and that natural talent doesn’t exist…

But I do like her tits, I’ve seen them in the nude leaks, and they were great…and here they are in a semi-sheer dress also great…but not as great as the scam she’s pulling as a credible actress you know…since the rest of her isn’t even that cute…

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence|SFW

2017

06

Sep

Sita Abellan Butt Shot of the Day

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Who is Sita Abellan and why are you looking at her pics..

Well, let’s turn to her website to find out…

A RISING STAR FROM SOUTHERN SPAIN, SITA, IS BECOMING ONE OF THE LEADING YOUNG TALENTS OF HER GENERATION. LET THE TECHNO PRINCESS TAKE YOU ON A JOURNEY DISCOVERING HER ENIGMATIC WORLD WHERE POP MEETS ELECTRO. SHE NEVER QUESTIONS HER OWN ATTEMPTS NOR PUTS LIMITS TO HERSELF. HER OPEN-MINDED, HONEST AND BOLD ATTITUDE MAKES HER ATTRACTIVE TO THE SOCIAL MEDIA WHERE SHE HAS FOUND A VAST AUDIENCE. A TWENTY-SOMETHING SPANISH MODEL, DJ AND CREATIVE MIND BASED BETWEEN MILANO AND NEW YORK, SITA’S ASSERTIVE, OPEN AND WARM PERSONALITY BROUGHT HER TO MANY DIFFERENT CITIES. NEW YORK IS HER FAVOURITE, AS SHE CAN FIND HER BALANCE THERE. SHE LOVES TO BE SURROUNDED BY LIKEMINDED CREATIVE PEOPLE WITH WHOM SHE CAN SHARE IDEAS AND SUPPORT. COMING FROM A SMALL TOWN, SHE CAN STILL ENJOY AND APPRECIATE SIMPLE THINGS IN LIFE. SHE LOVES CAKES.

Interesting….leading talents of HER generation…that’s HUGE…a TECHNO PRINCESS in an era where EDM and techo are all that matter….but not as interesting as her round ass at the Venice Film festival…because they clearly know how RELEVANT she is…or maybe it’s all because of her Warm Personality….

Posted in:SFW|Sita Abellan

2017

06

Sep

Stella Maxwell Upskirt of the Day

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Stella Maxwell WORE PANTIES…and flashed panties…at some luxury film event because she’s all HOLLYWOOD and because she’s sponsored by a PANTY company that these panties probably don’t actually belong to or maybe they do and they are contractually obliged to be seen in red carpet / paparazzi pics at luxury events, it is part of the reason why they signed her up to this model shit..

Her other Sponsor…Kristen Stewart…because singling out broken famous chicks from the worst franchise of movies…who can’t act…but who are seemingly sad….and manipulating them into a relationship like a mooch ANne Heche on a mission….was probably also at the event…EXCITING times..for Stella Maxwell.

Posted in:SFW|Stella Maxewll

2017

06

Sep

Jojo Crotch Shot Working Out of the Day

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Let Jojo’s comeback story inspire you..

I am not too sure whether it is a comeback story or not…but she’s still on social media with a big audience…who are probably unsure of what she actually does or who she actually is…

I mean, I know she was a popstar 15 years ago but what is she doing now…why is she touring…who is going to these events….because I don’t know any of them…

Maybe a news crew should go out there a do a documentary called “who gives a fuck about JOJO….THESE PEOPLE DO”….

Or we can just look at her cunt doing fitness in tight pants – because we like cunts in tight pants doing fitness…

Posted in:JoJo|SFW

2017

06

Sep

Elisabetta Canalis in a Bikini of the Day

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Do you believe in life after George Clooney ?

Elisabetta Canalis, known for being the vagina the George Clooney didn’t cum inside, because if he did, she’d have at least one kid, cuz based on her behavior, she knows the rule of the opportunist slut with a hot body.

Well, I assume Elisabetta Canalis is trying to figure it out, knowing she wasn’t good enough to get knocked up, seeing her ex all in the media, probably still living off his money he likely pays her as all these rich guys do with their sugar babies, you let them in your cunt once and it’s for life…or something…