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2017

06

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Not enough of my hot girl friends invite me over to watch them have sex, you know to have me give them my notes and feedback on their performance, without having to actually have sex with me, because no one wants any of that, and I wouldn’t really want to put them through that…

And by not enough, I mean none at all, which makes sense…since I don’t have any friends..

BUT IF I DID…

I’m sure they wouldn’t let me watch them have sex….

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Cher Shocks Twitter…Trolling….
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Kate Middleton
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Subway of the Day
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Get BONGS and WATERPIPES
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Titty Flashers of the Day
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Hilary Duff Bikini
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Ginger Spice Trying to Fuck Jon Snow…
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Kittens Swimming to Safety…
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Ana Braga Shirtless and AMazing
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Scarlett Johansson Making Out…
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Irish People Eat American Pancakes
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2017

05

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I think one of the best pranks there is convincing a married woman to let you bust inside her, you know romantically, to piss off her husband, only to have her go home and make her husband go down on her, not knowing what he’s eating….and 9 months later…thinking he is the actual father of the child his wife just gave birth to….it’s like a double hitter….

The only issue is convincing a married woman of such funny jokes…but you’d be surprised how many women just really hate their husband enough to do that to them…it’s just a numbers game really…

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Katy Perry Fat in a Bikini
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Paz Dela Huerta Vintage Pussy Flash
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Ariel Winter Tight Leggings
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Victoria’s Secret Model with a Seedy Past
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Superheros Without Special Effects…
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Kirsten Dunst Huge Cleavage
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Leslie Bibb – Bikini on a Boat
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Jennifer Lawrence Aronofsky on the Red Carpet Together
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Parrot Doing Cup Flip
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Josephine Skriver Cleavage
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Judi Denchis Horny
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Rachel McCord Nipples
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Brooke Burke – Bikini MILF
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Selena Gomez and the Weekend in Love
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Nina Dobrez in a Bikini
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Ariel WInter Ass in Shorts
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Irish People Taste American Pancakes…
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Ali Landry’s Cool House
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Ass to Ass massage
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Hot Amateur
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Some Busty Chick Getting Naked
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Victoria Zdrok in See Through
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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Naked Wrestling Chicks
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Naked Workout
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Slutty Selfies!
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Vapid Girl Taking Selfies…
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Madison Ivy and the Nude Massage
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Girl who Drinks Hard…
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2017

05

Sep

Alyssa Milano’s in a Bikini of the Day

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Alyssa Milano is not hot.

She is old. It is not 1989 and this is not the BTS of Who’s the Boss..

That is not Tony Danza by her side, that is her hairy arm she’s had laser, but like all people who amputate important body parts, that shit lingers, Phantom hairy arms…because like the Italian she is..bitch was hairy…

I find it interesting her fans still exist and still get excited abotu her in a bikini because she has been off TV for decades and really Who’s the Boss wasn’t even that hot, or fun, or good…she’s just Maitland Ward 90s trash still milking it like the cow that she is.

The highlight of Alyssa Milano is that she once told me off on social media for making fun of her arms….it felt like I was getting through and inspiring…but clearly..I wasn’t…and never will…but that’s a whole other story….

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2017

05

Sep

Sarah Hyland Bikini Party of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is in a bikini because she’s made for TV, child starring and thus broken bullshit….who is normally weird looking, but far less weird looking when she’s showing off her body.

I guess the execs at Modern Family told her and Ariel Winter to step up the slut to compete with the instagram stars stealing all the viewers…and it’s almost working, you know because they are famous, more famous, with marketing behind them, and big budgets, so their bikini pics are by default more important than the sluts we see on social…but their bikini pics are by no means hotter…if anything they just make me wonder why they get paid so much when so many hotter bitches will do it for free…I guess they are just in the right circles, the right table, scamming proper…who cares..

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2017

05

Sep

Elsa Hosk Nude for Sunglasses of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is the new Candice Swanepoel, or the temp when Candice was making babies and the brand was unsure she would bounce back, but bounce back she did, making Elsa obsolete, not useful, probably still with the Victoria’s Secret panty line – but second string where she belongs, seeing as she launched her career as a titty model….and I guess has gone back to being a titty model, this time for sunglass company, because naked bitches help sell sunglasses I guess…what do I know..

While Elsa was doing that, her boss, the person she shadows or body doubles for, her lead singer to her back up dancing…Candice Swanepoel Tries to be Youthful at Burning Man with Josephine Skriver at burning man, where they slutted out with rich people trying to be down to earth…and where they didn’t run into the burning man and died…but probably should of….

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2017

05

Sep

Drew Barrymore and Rat Cow and Karlie Kloss Nude for CR Fashion Book of the Day

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Drew Barrymore, Rat Cow, Karlie Kloss and other people I assume got naked for CR Fashion Book….

CR Fashion Book is some well respected, trendy, fashion magazine that produces racy content with models because it is well respected and that’s what makes “art” exist…you need the people everyone respect like CR Fashion Book to perpetuate the lie so the follower drones by into it….

So I have no idea how Em Rat Cow weaseled her way into it, I guess they are looking for clickbait on social media and like her mass following, or she’s the spawn of the devil, is evil incarnate, and she has the power to win over people with her bullshit tits..which for the record are great tits…but tits that should have been left in the strip club or casting couch. The reason she exists or that people buy into her…is just fucking weird or lazy….

That said…Karlie Kloss topless in some Taylor Swift erotica and Drew Barrymore nudes even though she’s 100 years old…make sense to me, and sure Rat Cow tits are always worth looking at…but depressing to look at when they are in a “credible” and I use that term loosely…publications…the tits, although great belong in the F-List they crawled out of before fucking weak yet powerful decision making men…

TITS everywhere..

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2017

05

Sep

Ariel Winter’s Wild Shorts of the Day

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I am all for asses of all ages, sizes, and levels of fame in short shorts, this is the style, you see it every time you leave your house, girls fucking love wearing this shit….that I am sure often times end up covered in shit because you can’t find a pair of underwear to act as a protective layer between anus and shorts….but that’s not that point…the point is that what you can see from Ariel Winter and her attention seeking, PR strategy, the shorts keep getting shorter and it’s at the point of why bother wearing pants…almost gross..but luckily we all like gross….because we are collectively perverts….you know sniffing the bike seats, or restaurant seats, or really any seats asses in shorts like this sit…but objectively…I can say this is aggressive…..and her ass is alright now, at 18…but is already starting to melt…

WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE….

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2017

05

Sep

Bella Thorne’s See Through Dress Nipple Ring of the Day

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Bella Thorne may be hot bodied but she’s also tranny faced from all kind of botox and injections that rebuilt her face like the other girls her age. It’s the trend.

When I Was in my 20s, girls wore khakis from the Gap and drank Starbucks, now they are jacking their faces up….going to EDM parties and acting like idiots…

I realize she’s got this hot body, but seeing her dancing and posing in some contrived while pretending she doesn’t give a fuck way is annoying….you know this is scripted, staged and she’s a pawn in the whole thing…

BUT at least she wears see through dresses while dancing around, looking like she’s medicated or drugged, all nipples everywhere, but you can barely see them because she’s a ginger and they are transparent, you know how it is…fame whoring, but here I am buying into it…

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2017

05

Sep

Hilary Duff in a Bikini of the Day

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The highlight of labor day weekend was not that sluts at Burning Man who I assume are all over social media….but it was Hilary Duff in a bikini for the paparazzi in Malibu – because I love Hilary Duff…

Despite being an older mom with a mom body and a mom pussy – I think she’s at her hottest and that the hottest thing about her is that she’s not some tween twink Disney kid making her hundreds of millions…

I think her high testosterone, boxy, sturdy, thick, half naked, broad chested, capable of moving my fridge out of my basement apartment if she wasn’t rich and famous and too good for me…coupled with her her recently divorced, disenchanted with relationships, dating multiple men publicly, means she’d be a killer fuck…one of those too horny, too crazy, too rich, too coddled, too famous, too entitled to keep up with…but that in and of itself is hot…

I am a fan..and love that she’s an exhibitionist…

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2017

05

Sep

Stella Maxwell Lesbian of the Day

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Let Stella Maxwell inspire you this day after Labor Day, where you were likely thinking to yourself “I hate working, I hate my job, I hate my life, this day off really makes me want to never go back to work”….or “I hate that I am working on Labor Day because I am the bottom wrung of the ladder, I am the one no one likes, I hate this existence”…and remember that Stella Maxwell was some hipster party model, not that hot, uneven hipster tits, useless even…one of those getting naked but you’d never look twice and never think she’d actually make it….

But then she banged a few celebs, famous chicks who were weak, lost, disasters emotionally from the fame, and worked her way in, stealing their glory, riding their coat tails…because bitch must say the right things, or eat the pussy right…but either way, she’s not top tier famous and known and hot…and all it took was strategic using of people…so even if you don’t have what it takes in anything you want to be doing…you can either fake it, or find a rich fat chick who wants to be eaten out daily in exchange for food and rent…because there are broken women everywhere…

There are options…

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