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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

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Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2017

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Hugh Hefner is Dead. My Site’s Homepage is Dead…I think there must be some correlation…

I figured Hefner had died along time a go with his brand, after years of being weekend at Bernied by his blonde trashy hookers…but I guess I was wrong…

He did some innovative things in the 50s and 60s, intellectualizing nudity, helping make nudity a thing, that advertisers support and today we live in a world of girls who like getting naked for free because they grew up thinking it’s ok…but advertisers still don’t support nudity I post…and instagram and facebook delete things they deem “nudity”…

He also created a bunch of women who have shitty trashy Playboy tattoos because that’s where the brand went…trashy…

So respect to Hefner an icon maybe, but I was never too emotionally attached to Playboy…didn’t get sucked into the brand…I only paid attention when celebs got naked for PR…and even then…I didn’t care…but he did get rich, he did fuck a lot of women and not just the whores in his later life, and he did live to 91 so who cares that he died…apparently everyone….

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Jane Fonda Face of the Day
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Phoebe Price is God
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Hefner is Dead – You Already Know That
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James Cameron Hating on Wonder Woman…
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73 Very Important Questions with Zac Efron
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Jackie Chan Mash Up
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Jordan Peele is Doing his Own Inglorious Bastards Nazi Hunting Movie.
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Jessica Biel Tit
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Rob Kardashian Accuses Black Chyna of Beating Him for Attention
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2017

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Despite all the anti-bullying programs, I think it’d be pretty powerful to be such a good bully, where you terrorize a person until they reach their breaking point and have to off themselves…I figure this can be done in so many ways…you don’t even need to be mean about it…you just have to figure out some tactics to make their life a living hell, even some low impact shit like sending hookers to their house every night, or prank calling them every night, until they crack…I figure if someone hits that point in their own life and you’re just guiding them there…you’re not the enemy, they are…

That said, I could also use my tactics to make girls love me, I used to prank a girlfriend of mine and terrorize her house late at night so that she’d call me to protect her…you know…strategy…a hero who is only seen as a hero after staging the scenario to be a hero in….right.

Christie Brinkley’s 18 Year Old Daughter Books SI Swim Again – I Wonder How She Got that Job
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Stephen Segal’s Crazy Weird Interview from Moscow
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Tom Cruise in a Viral Video is Weird
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Kirsten Dunst Did Real Drugs in her Last Movie – What an Artist..
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Britney Spears is HOT
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Jordana Brewster Booty
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Child Throws Door Open
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Cat Deeley Nipples
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Update on the Mad Pooper
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Lohan did a Fashion Magazine
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Nicki Minaj Slutty on the Instagram
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Scottish Woman Pronounces English Words
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Justin Timberlake Performing at the Super Bowl – What Year is IT? Where’s Janet Jackson?
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Fight of the Day
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Channing Tatum is Developing a Biopolar Disorder Show for TV – Fun
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100 Movie Gadgets..
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Kate Winslet Cut Off a Family Friend’s Ear
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Game of Thrones Actors Get Married Who Cares
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Squirrel Throws Slinky at Chipmunk
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Why New Yorkers Don’t Pay Contractors
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Centuries Old Debt Still Paying Interest
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Megyn Kelly Offends Jane Fonda By ASking Her About her Plastic Surgery
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Creepy As Fuck Model of the Day
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Gemma Atkinson is Hot
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Emma Stone on Anxiety…Or Someting…I Hate the Bitch…
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Leo Playing Teddy Roosevelt for Scorcese
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Waco – the TV Show
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Ashley Adams Big Tits
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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Sluts
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Slutty Amateur from Tumblr
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Capri Anderson
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The Bad Part of Strippers
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Step Mom Joins the Orgy…
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Hot Greek Slut
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Slutty Selfies!
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Girl Stripping of the Day
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2017

Sep

Miley Cyrus Hard Nipple of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is likely struggling to promote her new angle, new album, new anti-drugs, cleaned up her image because she got the attention of her fiance, they are back together, and she also made a shit ton of money with her novelty act, that was more a lie, she’s a Disney kid trained to rape culture and exploit it for her own benefit, and in this case it was HIT TUMBLR and do what they are doing, some splash in the pan shit…easy to digest in a world of half retards…with no attention span…

Her all trippy, half naked, showing bush, good things…all good things…but doing the country thing is more lucrative, has more longevity and allows her to pretend it’s authentic to her, even though nothing about her in authentic, it’s just another angle to sell product…terrible product…but to keep things relevant, she’s still getting the nipples out there, you know to no lose the idiots who were into her nudity, trippy hippie nonsense…they spend money too you know…this is all about money..and I guess nipples…

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2017

Sep

Ilona Smet See Through at the ETAM Show of the Day

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Ilona Smet is some socialite which in this era means model…who’s dad was a race car driver…and a descendent of some French Royalty….who goes by the name David Hallyday…and his father/ her grandfather is someone named Johnny Hallyday….who is married to THIS NUDE MODEL NAMED LAETITIA …who I guess is this Ilona’s SMET”s grandmother…FRENCH people…right….what a half naked, nipple filled life…

Well, here are her nipples…because like her stepGRANDMOTHER, her mother and everyone her dad and grandfather have ever fucked, she’s a model…doing model things…like showing nipple.

I like her, but she’s french and showing Nipples is like wearing a bikini, but not to me…to me…it’s like showing nipples!

And Video…

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2017

Sep

Selena Gomez on Set for Woody Allen Looking Young and Asian of the Day

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Kelly Rohrbach, Elle Fanning, Jude Law and my fetish Rebecca Hall are in a new Woody Allen movie….but I guess most importantly, so is Selena Gomez and these are some pics from her looking wholesome on set, in make-up, rocking her new fake lips, her Kidney she cultivated in her entourage, wearing a cute innocent outfit, despite being a whore who is both self indulgent and filled by all the black cock the Weekend has to offer…

I guess she’s out of her fake “rehab” stint, you know something she used like she uses her LUPUS for your sympathy…but really she’s a coddled child star, still cashing in, and you should hate her, but appreciate her tits…because tits…

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2017

Sep

Britney Spears in a Bikini of the Day

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Britney Spears is one of my favorite prisoners in America and I like to think that it’s important to check in on her social media feed…whether to see her hot mom body in a bikini top like today…or to try to decipher some code or cries for help that slip past her social media coordinator who handles all her content posted to the outside world…I guess Britney isn’t that clever, and is just that dancing monkey created by her parents to take them out of the trailer park, who Jon Benet Ramsey-ed her without the actual murdering, by keeping her working for them well into her 30s, paying out to the family business that they feel she couldn’t have done without them, giving her enough money to live, while medicated, but not too much that she doesn’t get on stage to fulfill those contractual obligations they have in place for her.

The whole story is weird, but there will eventually be a blow-up or blow out when she decides she wants her freedom back…and has to legally fight for it…as if they’d ever allow that..this bitch is owned and operated by them…and will likely die that way…

But in the meantime, there are the occassional “britney still hot and not just because she’s a submissive” pics like this bikini pic…I’m into it.

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2017

Sep

Margot Robbie in Wonderland Magazine of the Day

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Margot Robbie is overrated. I don’t care who tries to tell you otherwise, they are just weaker minded people with no opinion of their own, who buy into the media hype around a bitch, and don’t actually have the capacity to pull back and look at the bitch and think to themselves…”how did an average looking big girl get so famous, cast in so many movies, making so much money”…there’s gotta to be more this story, something’s not right, this must be some brainwashing or some fake news…it’s the industry feeding us a person and telling us to buy into the person..but that person is a random no name bitch who had a shitty role in Wolf of Wall Street despite being nude in it…in a world where so many hot chicks are nude in movies…yet this one gets booked for 4 movies a year and makes millions at it…because she’s some raw talent or something…

It’s propaganda. It’s lies. It’s Illuminati if that exists style manipulating the masses through the power of the media and I am not going to buy into it..

Even in this shoot for a magazine all spread legged upskirt showing panties…I can’t co-sign or believe her lie…

She’s evil. Be careful while jerking off to her. She may eat your soul….

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2017

Sep

Bella Throne is Annoying but has Tits of the Day

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Bella Thorne is getting on my fucking nerves….

As much as I like a fake face, fake tits, fake human…trying to get as much attention as she can, in what I would call a great tactic, getting naked or half naked…maybe a basic tactic…but when she looks like Bella Thorne and not like Lena Dunham…a great tactic….

The person behind the tranny looking face, a face that was once cute, but now hard and comic-like, is still fucking irritating…

It’s like once you see the tits, do you really need to put up with the bouncing around, trying to be funny, annoying behavior…just to see the tits again.

I guess the answer is yes, but I am committed to breaking up with her fake face, fake tits, soon enough…I’m getting bored, as bored as you can of tits flashing disney stars, and I’m readdy for masturbation videos…

I just like the full BREAKING of a human, where they just actually go in deep, not this dabbling on wild and free, finding herself, catering and pleasing her audience through erotica and soft core porn…it’s stop walking that line…go deep, go in, commit, be fucking naked girl..be fucking naked….none of this loligaggin, just gag.

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2017

Sep

Nina Agdal is Still in a Bikini of the Day

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I am a firm believer that Nina Agdal is some March of Dimes recipient, out there getting paid by the charity to live as normal of a life as she can with her mental retardation….all Downs Syndrome faced…like a grocery store bagger…or pharmacy stock clerk..just trying to fill their days with more than just drooling, masturbating, and watching kids shows…

I just can’t admit that she’s a hot chick, but rather some kind of large monster, who is barely famous, and who peaked at 30 when she got to pretend date homosexual Leo Dicaprio, a strategy that didn’t even get her work or pregnant – she done fucked up and as she’s expiring but still booking really shitty catalog pics in a bikini from a friend giving her a hand out…

Because like LEO, we all know there are hotter and younger and more accomplished bikini models out there, and this one, can ride Sports Illustrated shitty shoots as hard as she has been, but doesn’t make her relevant, or as good as what’s out there…

I am not a fan…

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2017

Sep

Charisma Carpenter Subtle Casual Selfie of the Day

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People, not many people, but people…are very into Charisma Carpenter.

She is one of those “hot chicks” from a nerd show, who will forever exist because of the nerd show and nerds being into the hot chicks from their shows..

She was on Buffy or some shit, also did Playboy, is in her 40s and this is how she selfies.

Interesting, she’s the kind of girl these nerds who are still very into her, and who get mad when I do posts on her, I get actual hate mail, when I’m consistently writing hateful shit about all kinds of people that doesn’t get any emails when it is about other people…and I find that really weird…maybe it’s because she’s the kind of girl the nerds can pay 1000 dollars to fuck…like a Maitland Ward type…

WHO knows…but I dig the selfie

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