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2017

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my day was having a fight with some dude who was walking his dogs…that ended with him calling me a cunt over and over …a cunt…and I hadn’t been called a cunt to my face pretty much ever…and it was as hilarious as you’d expect…

I didn’t beat him with a rock or any weapon really because it made my day, to drive someone to walk through a park screaming CUNT was enough of a win…but I did report a pedophile lurking around the park masturbating and screaming obscenities to the police because why not..

Other highlights were the reminder that tits are huge these days, every young girl is like a DD, that pervert at the jacking up the food with hormones lab fucking killed it becuase not one girl 18 years old is small chested…magical for a tit lover like you and like me..

Last highlight…girls in skirts practicing flips in public..like what is this world we live in and why is it so EROTICA….

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Gigi Hadid Looks 45 Rocking her Tits
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Woman Getting Kicked Off Plane Due to Pet Allergy
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Elaine from Seinfeld has Titty Cancers
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Fat Dick of the Day
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Sluts Doing Cosplay
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10 Best 80s Movie Car Chases
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Gruesome Fails of the Day
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Tallia Storm Tight Body Busted Face
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Model in Panties
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Pregnant Jessica Alba Pregnant Workout
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The Invisible Frog
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Planet Blue II the Prequel
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Tom Cruise Swears his Butt is Real
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Kylie VS KIm Pregnant
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Angelina Jolie Grocery Shopping
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The Guy from 28 Days Later has a New Movie Called Annihilation
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Some Amanda Cronin Chick’s Nipples
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Casey Batchelor – Nipple Party
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Killing of a Sacred Deer Trailer
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Rat Cow Red Dress
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OJ Could be Free Monday
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The Worst Nerd Shit Ever
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Amateur Tit Flash
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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Some Chick with the Monster Tits
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Girl with the Little Tits..
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Hot Naked Porn Bitch Rocking the Bush
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Sluts Who Like to be Watched
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Hot Blonde Fingering Butthole
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How To Avert a Deep Throat Disaster
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Redhead gets Fucked
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Horny Dude at the Football Game
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2017

Sep

Bella Thorne Naked in GQ Mexico of the Day

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Bella Thorne be making a big deal about her unretouched shoot for GQ Mexico, like anyone gives a fuck about GQ Mexico, in a time when Mexico is a disaster zone, and GQ as a whole is irrelevant, the Mexico edition even MORE irrelevant…

But here’s girl, who is naked or half naked all the time for attention, naked or half naked for GQ Mexico whining about some shit, or how she’s not retouched drawing attention to a shoot no one would otherwise see if she wasn’t out there pushing it.

We realize she’s got a banging body, that’s the only reason we care, why retouch it girl, she’s like 19…fucking keep on bringing it out there just not in video because she’s irritating.

Here’s her whining…

I specifically asked for no re touching on this photo, and lemme tell you I have insecurities, about pretty much everything. That’s natural & that’s human. You might look at this photo and think oh shush bella, but just know everytime someone looks in the mirror they simply don’t see what everyone else sees. Know that it’s completely normal to feel insecure and it’s accepted. honestly I wish everyone talked more about their insecurities so more people in the world could know they aren’t alone. That it’s ok. As a public persona you know naturally that everytime you shoot with a magazine there is always small retouching. Cuz yeah if they show my acne scars or a wrinkle in my forehead or my teeth aren’t perfectly white, people will look at the photo and say no she’s not perfect and usually most people don’t want the public trashing and I get it, But fuck it I’m here to tell you that’s right I’m not FUCKING PERFECT. IM A HUMAN BEING AND IM REAL. So hip hop your asses over the fence and GET OVER IT.

Here’s the pics…

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2017

Sep

Kim Kardashian Posts her Pussy on Instagram to Support Hef’s Death of the Day

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Narcissistic garbage can of a human being, porn slut with the mangled face and body people buy into, made Hef’s death about her and wrote some bullshit tribute to Hef because she felt a connection to him thanks to years of going to Playboy parties and being in Playboy – living out her dream – because as a child she had no expectations of ever being in Playboy – because she was a fucking troll…but a little surgery / a lot of surgery and some laser hair removal…coupled with a PR team and family machine that made her relevant..she got there…good job garbage human being…no one should care about..

I’m only posting it because girl posted her straight up pussy on instagram, you can see the lip that was blown out by all the black cock…on INSTAGRAM..but they’d never delete her account – they need her…

Yet I post girls in panties and DONE…like the most softcore porn ever…of girls you want to see naked…but this pic puts her actual cunt lips out there and boom…she gets PR for it…

Weird world we live in….the rich get richer or someshit…

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2017

Sep

Kayley Cuoco Titty Flash of the Day

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Apparently, Kayley Cuoco is flashing her tits…

I don’t know when this was taken or what the backstory is…but I like to think that all celebrities, especially those who killed John Ritter on set with their hotness…are into flashing their fake tits, otherwise they wouldn’t have got fake tits, it’s basic logic if you know anyone with fake tits, they make sure you know they have the fake tits, and even make you grab the fake tits, like showing off a new car – but tits.

The only reason you haven’t seen her naked yet is because she has a 100,000,000 dollar contract for the Banger nerd show, and there’s a nudity clause in her contract…no naked….no naked…but she’s so ready.

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2017

Sep

Pam Anderson’s Erotic Tribute to Hef of the Day

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A post shared by The Pamela Anderson Foundation (@pamelaanderson) on Sep 27, 2017 at 11:35pm PDT

Pam Anderson, one of the Playmates who might as well be dead, but is not dead because she’s not Anna Nicole Smith, ultimately owes her life to Hef, because he pulled her out of Canada, got her naked, and gave her a career, allowing her to get very rich and live the fucking dream, because I guess he knows how to spot them girls willing to get 47 breast implants to find the perfect breast to promote her cause of not wearing FUR….

I am not a Pam Anderson hater, it’s nice that she found new life now that her liver isn’t dying like it was HEF, thanks to the cure for Hep that didn’t do much for HEF….

I understand why she would be sad about this, he’s like a dad to her, who likely fucked her while she was coming up….

I also understand that she’s the most iconic or successful playmate from the 90s, when this kind of thing happened, and made her influential and hirable, I can’t think of any others, and assume that she knows everyone will be turning to her social media to check in – so play it up, be hot and in lingerie, you’re Pam Anderson today is your day…

It’s nice a whore gives credit to her pimp, most girls take all the credit for their success so good to see a nice Canadian girl who knows respect..

I wonder how much Hef made off of her?

Her caption:

Mr Hefner
I have so many thoughts, I have no brain n right now to edit
I am me because of you
You taught me everything important about freedom and respect.
Outside of my family
You were the most important person in my life.
You gave me my life… People tell me all the time
That I was your favorite…
I’m in such deep shock.
But you were old,
your back hurt you so much.
Last time I saw you
You were using a walker.
You didn’t want me to see.
You couldn’t hear.
You had a piece of paper in your pocket you showed me –
with my name Pamela with a heart
around it.

Now,
I’m falling apart.
This feeling is so crazy.
It’s raining in Paris now.
I’m by the window.
Everything anyone loves about me is because you understood me.
Accepted me
and encouraged me to be myself.
Love like no one else.
Live recklessly
With unfiltered abandon.
You said the magazine was about a girl like me. That I embody the spirit you fantasized about.
I was the one.
You said.

I can hear you say –

Be brave.
There are no rules.
Live your life
I’m proud of you.
There are no mistakes.
And with men –
Enjoy … (Your wonderful laugh)
You have the world by the tail
You are a good girl
And
you are so loved –
You are not crazy.
You are wild and free
Stay strong,
Stay vulnerable. … “It’s movie time”

You loved my boys … You were always, always there for us.
With your love
Your crazy wisdom.
I will miss your everything.
Thank you for making the world a better place.
A freeer and sexier place.
You were a gentleman
charming, elegant, chivalrous
And so much fun.
Goodbye Hef … Your Pamela ????

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2017

Sep

Gigi Hadid Perky Tit Plastic Face of the Day

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Gigi Hadid is made of plastic…and it’s definitely not a very interesting storyline, she’s not even that interesting to look at, but maybe she’d be a good case study for a marketing class at a business school covering social media marketing, along with Chris Crocker and his Leave Britney Alone video, Gangnam Style, pretty much all the Kardashians and Rat Cow…

You know, totally irrelevant people that thanks to timing, positioning, a lot of other random factors not limited to having big tits, the world decided to accept them as their idols or personalities, and the media industry responded by paying them out….it’s all pretty remarkable, I don’t think it took too much for this LA based reality star daughter of rich people, get a stylist, find an angle, be in the right places…but it happened, it worked and now she’s 45 years old…at least according to that face…and attending events because I guess she feels like people are stopping to care about her and are instead all about her sister…and she can’t have that forever…must reclaim position…

That face is mangled as fuck though.

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2017

Sep

Hannah Ferguson Lingerie Model at Fashion Week in Paris of the Day

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Huge Moves for Hannah Ferguson – from irrelevant / non existent / not very important work as a bikini model – living that bikini model life in catalogs…and photoshoots that don’t matter. Targeting dudes to jerk off to her rather than making the real money in fashion – thanks to being big and having tit…she’s finally made the transition to model. She’s been doing fashion magazines and fashion shows in a rebrand because she knows…no one gives a fuck about bikini models…instagram killed them and the horse / sports illutrated swim issue / they rode in on…

Good hustle…I guess…I mean it seems pretty simple to become relevant in the world…pretty fucking simple…

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2017

Sep

Selena Gomez New Kidney New Face No Bra of the Day

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Selena Gomez has a new face to match her new kidney…because that’s just the kind of girl she is…when in the private clinic you paid a lot of money for because you’re rich and thus better than the rest of the world…where you get you own doctor on staff permanently…why not get your tits and face done as you get your Kidney replaced in what may end up being a disaster provided her body rejects the kidney…or the LUPUS really brings the hurt…

I don’t give a fuck about Selena Gomez, her disney scam, her mom exploiting her, her leveraging the media and becoming relevant through simplistic marketing, like sex offending beiber…

But I dont mind her tits in a yellow sweater…

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2017

Sep

Rita Ora’s Bra Top of the Day

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Rita Ora posted a picture of her in a bra – a lace bra – no nipples – but still a bra – because Rita Ora knows she’s an irrelevant Rihanna replacement who never was, forced to fuck a Kardashian to get some USA media coverage, and I guess fuck whoever else she could in her quest for fame for nothing….as a singer you’ve never heard sing…and tits in a bra – a lace bra – no nipples – but still a bra – is part of her tactic…

Long story shirt..I jerked off to big tits in a bra recently and it felt liberating in a world of exposed nipples and no bra – it was like a taste of my teens – a Throwback thursday and it was wonderful…

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2017

Sep

Aymeline Valade Flashing her Nipple of the Day

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We live in a world where we don’t have a shortage of tits…

This is Aymeline Valade…she’s from France, she was in a movie once, so she’s more than just a model, that movie was called Saint Laurent, about Yves Saint Laurent, where she played a model…she’s got so much depth…depth in the form of a willingness to get naked or topless because this is 2016 and like 1969 before it, tits are a sign of liberation in an era where women have equal rights but still like showing tits..

She’s at the St Laurent Fashion show during Fashion week in france showing tit…

I guess St Laurent and Tits are what she’s all about…

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