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2023

27

Oct

Fishnet Friday of the Day

Fisnnets….

I like to romanticize the whole fishnet lingerie, like it’s some 1920s Parisian prostitute that Hemingway, Dali and Owen Wilson in Midnight in Paris just got syphilis from before killing her and throwing her into the river, before her ghost came out to haunt the tunnel where Princess Diana died, you know, as European prostitutes do.

Unfortunately, the real fishnet experience that I get is 98 percent of the time fat girls in fishnets, that when I see them from afar I think their legs are going through some sort of obesity, diabetic foot circulation issue, only for it to turn out being purple fishnets, because these genderless cat lady’s love bright colors….so her grey and purple skin that looked like a corpse, not a hot Parisian prostitute corpse, still warm and ready for you to take her for another round before throwing her over…

That’s not to say she’s not near dead, or that her skin isn’t grey and purple just amplified by the fishnets cutting off her circulation and doing some optical illusion while her fat cellulite squeezes through each hole, it’s just to say my fishnet experience isn’t a hot one…

So here are some fishnets.

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2023

26

Oct

Britney Spears Got Naked of the Day

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They claim that Britney wrote a book, but Britney is clearly not well, dead, or institutionalized….so I don’t really think she wrote a book.

Apparently, the people behind the book are actually her management and an LLC that her father is the director of, so seems like she’s not quite out of that conservatorship….and not the person who wrote the book.

None of that is all that shocking to anyone who has seen her content updated the last few years because it looks like it was shot 5 years ago under duress like a Liveleak hostage video….and it is not even clear if it is really Britney Spears or an AI filter that makes whoever is playing Britney Spears look enough like Britney Spears that the eager fan boy public believe it’s actually her, because they want to believe it’s her.

Now, she’s not out there promoting her book on her feed, she doesn’t read the audio version of her book, but some black chick does, which is precisely who you’d like ready Britney’s book….

She is naked though, not quite naked enough, but naked enough to make her look like a crackhead throwing her feces at you on the subway, which will make her death seem believable when they implement that marketing hook to increase Britney Spears Brand earnings…..

It’s all pretty weird, but I like disasters, even manufactured ones, at least when naked….even when not naked enough, but check out her photographer’s shadow….not sure he’s human…maybe the aliens who have abducted her, or the middle earth reptiles that run the world…definitely creepy but check out that mom ass…..

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2023

26

Oct

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Thongs….for the ass lovers, or really for the asshole loving motherfuckers out there, which is likely all people because assholes are the versatile, genderless hole we can all relate to….when you fuck a girl up the ass, you can actually visualize how uncomfortable it probably is for her, because that one time you got fucked up the ass by your friends during a hazing left you bleeding from your ass for weeks, making it all the hotter….

Thongs, pretty inefficient and good at showcasing the asshole, which everyone’s apparently into seeing….holes for everyone, it’s everyone’s hole..

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2023

26

Oct

Stella Hudgens Keeps the Momentum Going of the Day

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In these dark times of server issues, I’ve been turning to Stella Hudgens for some emotional support, you know because turning to random people on the internet who don’t know you exist, but if they knew you existed, they’d sue you for posting their exclusive content, because that’s the kind of emotional support they provide in real life, haters….

I actually don’t really find Hudgnes hot, I don’t like her nipple shit stains, I don’t like her belly folds, I don’t think she’s all that exciting.

I am only interested in her for the same reasons anyone else is, she’s got a mainstream, rich and famous Disney endorsed sister who she grew up next to, benefiting from, not that I care about celebs, or think that’s important, but it makes for an interesting sister who can never quite feel like she’s ENOUGH…

So yeah, interested in her for being a celeb sibling, but also for being someone who gets naked online, not just for fun or attention but for a business, like she had some psychological break and decided to be a bad girl because it’s her shot and making it where she wants to make it, or at least to monetize without all that much work…

The good news is she’s taking it seriously, her content’s not that great, I’d be pissed to be paying for it, but she’s delivering consistent new content, like a professional, which you don’t get from the less serious whores out there…

Today features some outtakes, some tit, still not ENOUGH pussy, or asshole, but maybe a little asshole behind thong because she’s getting there….all tied up and edgy, like a girl who wants you to know she’s no square, but rather someone so into sex she wears fuzzy handcuffs when she does it….that’s where the mainstream has landed as women navigate all the porn dudes jerk off to and try their best to do their best cosplay version!

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2023

26

Oct

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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It’s a celebration…

The server is supposed to be back up and running, so we’re back in business or whatever the fuck this is….that’s not quite a business but it’s something pretty fucking weird that I just can’t give up because I love titty drops so much…

It’s a celebration…..

The server is supposed to be back up and running, so they haven’t taken me out yet, not that they’d take me out, they don’t really bother taking out those who don’t really exist.

Titty drops!

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2023

26

Oct

Joey King’s Underwater Titties of the Day

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Joey King’s tits underwater, trying to float, is what you’re looking at here.

It’s safe to say that I am pretty out of touch when it comes to pretty much everything. I’m a boomer and that’s what boomers do.

I don’t produce Gen Z fast content for the ADHD autistic in the noise cancelling headphones, so I don’t do selfie dancing in a strobe light to robotic music that could cause a seizure while making me a sensation, on some Japanese Gameshow level of dystopia….

I don’t know what is popular in culture, besides seeing what the hive mind have signed up to as the people producing the things the hive mind buy get richer and richer and the people who are plugged into the hive mind all look the fucking same…

So I don’t really care who Joey King is, I don’t care if she’s not all that hot by my traditional standards of hot, she’s got tits and a pussy, which is more than we can say for many girls, so that makes her good enough.

She got married recently, brought her tits on a honeymoon where we’ll assume she got cummed in cuz it’s BREEDING time, why else would she get married, maybe to give her husband a Green Card and a taste of the American dream, since she’s rich….

I’m into fucking other people’s wives, it’s less of a challenge than you’d think, so she’s hotter as a wife than she was a child star who grew some tits to go with that pound puppy face on a short pudgy body…HOT enough for an out of touch boomer like me…

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2023

26

Oct

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Tanlines Thursday motherfuckers!

It’s basically an all inclusive vacation without the actual vacation, travel or the all you can eat and all you can drink, tropical good times….

It’s not really a vacation at all, but it’s girls with tanlines and you don’t even need to wear the Hawaiian shirt that makes you feel like you’re adventurous or part of a Jimmy Buffett music video…getting laid while being laid back…

But the all inclusive vacation won’t bring you girls with tanlines anyway, since you’re repulsive, so luckily the internet carters to the needs of us losers in life…

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2023

25

Oct

Dove Cameron’s Showing Some Nipple Being a Goth Girlfriend of the Day

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Dove Cameron is so dark and mysterious as she takes on this role of being some Goth Girlfriend on the internet for her millions of fans. Posing with a black cat like she’s a witch in the coven, which for some reason all these young girls of the internet identify as being part of, like dudes who think they are Ryan Gosling in drive, or American Psycho Christian Bale when really they are hardly the 90 pound Christian Bale in the Machinist, you’ve seen the memes.

I guess in a world of antidepressant pushing depressing everything, even when these people are millionares, all skinny and hot thanks to plastic surgery they can afford, in designer clothes they can afford by get for free, they get the sads…giving normal girls no hope….INSPIRING….

The good news is her tits half hanging out of her bra top, and you can see nipple discoloration, always fun for the perverts out there who see goth girls as damaged girls they may not be able to save, but that they can probably cum inside because they hate life and thus can’t get pregnant….and if they do, they jump at the chance to kill the baby as part of their witchcraft….

The better news is that Dove is probably a victim of Trauma Based Mind control which is what you want out of a child star turned adult, thanks to her dad having killed himself in October 2011, right before her hit show with Disney was launched in 2012….funny how that happens so often for people in the limelight…parent dies, they get hugely famous..rather than turn into a orphan begging for porridge on the streets….and by porridge I mean dick to suck in exchange for money.

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2023

25

Oct

Stella Hudgens Has Bush of the Day

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Stella Hudgens is pretty much the only reason the site exists right now, you know on a 19 year decline over the course of 19 years, only to find hope and happiness and excitement from the sister of a celebrity, who has decided that she’s better off selling nudes or near nudes to her sister’s fans, instead of trying to do celebrity shit like acting or singing. That’s VANESSA’S DREAM…not hers…so stop trying to put her in a box, but instead try to stare at her box, because it’s getting to the point in her nude vending that the box will be exposed…

In today’s addition to Stella Hudgens doing her exclusive porn content, that she’s already revealed her tits to the world, we’re luckily getting a glimpse of the bush.

Her more famous, super famous sister, went viral early in her career for “leaked nudes” in the peak of bush being bad and bald pussy being everything all girls wanted, and she got dragged so hard for it, you’d assume Stella would have lasered that shit off to avoid the family stigma, yet here she is BUSH OUT….legendary….not really, but I appreciate a girl who sticks to the bush because bush is life…

All this to say, PENETRATION will be coming soon, so take this top of pussy as a sing of the future of Stella Hudgens…foreplay if you will….at least that’s what she’s trying to do with her brainwashing marketing tactics…

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2023

25

Oct

Kelsea Ballerini May Not Be Wearing Panties of the Day

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I listen to and have pretty much always listened to country music. It’s got soul and I’m happy to see the empty generation of perverts finding some sort of connection with it, because in a world being taken over by the AI, it’s nice to see some people trying to connect to something that is seemingly real.

I watch the Grand Ol’ Opry on a regular basis, I get the Nashville channel free to air on the ghetto ass TV I found in the trash a few years ago and it’s pretty much the only thing interesting in my life….

So I know who Kelsea is, I’ve seen her in action and I’ve stared at her tits while she performs….

She’s a little too mainstream for me to not think she’s part of the Satanic agenda, but at the same time, you can’t avoid any of that at least not at the celebrity selling your soul level, maybe if you’re only into obscure hobos busking outside the bars…and even then they’ve got their own demons…

She’s doing some TIME 100 bullshit, probably part of the whole Satanic Agenda, Selling her Soul to manipulate the minds of a generation now into Country Music, and the whole thing is only interesting to me, since she’s potentially not wearing panties, precisely what you’d want from a Country girl, all wholesome looking, like she goes to Chuch and bakes cookies with her granny every weekend when she’s not working on her horses in the stables, but Ballerini’s a bit of whore, so her no panties aren’t under a pair of Little House on the Prairie inspired TRAD WIFE clothing, but rather some stripper gear you’d expect for the slow dance.

All this to say, I love country music and the vaginas that sing it….

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