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2017

03

Aug

Hilary Duff Bikini Fetish Pic of the Day

Hilary Duff and her thick, full, sloppy even, strong like a bull, carry my furniture if I wasn’t a minimalist / mooch / who doesn’t own furniture, looking woman….is exciting to me…

I am generally not into moms in their 30s or near 30s who have legs that can crush my face when it is used as a thigh master, not that Hilary Duff would lower herself to let my face anywhere near her strong thighs, which may be what I like so much about them, but I guess she did let her trainer and other people up inside her…at least 4 people this year that she’s gone public with…that sex drive out of control…you know how these broken kids are, feed your wounds with food, drugs, food, cock…you’re rich and connected, what else is there to do….but get your fuck on.

I do not know why I wasn’t into skinny Hilary Duff of 15 years ago, and mature mom body in a bathing suit speaks to my soul..

Maybe it’s because I am hungry…or maybe I think she seems sad and thus willing to let me into her life to K-Fed her with my impotence…or maybe cross fit girls and their heavy lifting squats are porn to me…

So many questions, no answers, besides loving the sheer size of these things, making her a challenge to knock over if you tried to force your K-Fed on her….the way cavemen / Bill Cosby would do it…

If you know what I mean…

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2017

03

Aug

Miley Cyrus in Cosmo of the DAy

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Miley Cyrus is in Cosmo, pushing her new country album, because she already did the whole hipster pop album and succeeded because the general public are morons who buy into anything they are fed or told to like…and because she was strategic and naked and using all the tricks you see the instagram hookers using – but on a Disney Budget…and it worked, it made me like her and her bush….that she pulled out all the time like some crazed feminist…

Then she quit the weed, and made it a public statement that weed made her creative and wild, but she wanted to be more serious in her art, and go back to country roots because that pile of cash she made wasn’t enough for her, and country is sustainable, those hick fans are forgiving, of GOD, and still buy CDs…it’s the only market any singer should be into…

But she still needs to keep things a little edgy, using Ellen Von Unwerth, because even the country God Fearing people like leotards and slutty things…just look at all those child pageants from the south…weird.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2017

03

Aug

Selena Gomez Cleavage for InStyle of the Day

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Selena Gomez and her new injected face, because she’s dating an URBAN artist and she needs to look the part, like some kind of sex doll, with jacked up everything, is in a magazine promoting who the fuck cares, now that she’s out of rehab that she was only in to collect her insurance money on the tour she had to cancel ,because none of these entitled bitches every admit anything, even if addiction is just a padded excuse they can angle for more press, that gives them something to angle and talk about, where people feel sorry for them, and their LUPUS and struggles as a Disney Whore…

Well, in more interesting news, she’s got cleavage for InStyle, which is not a porn magazine but could be if you were really into Selena Gomez and you should be, because she seems so fragile and easy to manipulate….

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

03

Aug

Hannah Ferguson Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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Hannah Ferguson is a virtually unknown model, with a pretty non existent following, that we can assume was created by Trump, her modelling agency, who imported her from her Military parents in Texas, and groomed her to be one of his money makers, by lending her to Sports Illustrated to be one of their Rookie’s of the Year, because that is the kind of press money can’t really buy, it’s just good old fashioned media manipulation…

The kind of girl your President would give a work Visa to, whether she makes 100k a year or not, because she gets into bikinis and is tall and hot enough.

I think she’s a rich kid, or dating a rich kid, living the rich kid life, when not working really hard doing a shoot a year that she doesn’t get paid for, just to continue to barely exist.

Posted in:Hannah Ferguson|SFW

2017

03

Aug

Tinashe in a Magazine No One Should Really Care About of the Day

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Tinashe is some mooch bitch trying to make it, who has been in the LA music scene for at least 7 years, yet who you only know about because she dated Chris Brown, despite his history beating women, it’s a small price to pay for the career advancements, sympathy of the masses and who knows, maybe it will workout the way it did for Rihanna, you know follow the leader situation when you’re a popstar or attempting to be a popstar…

I have only heard about her in the gossip magazines for whining about an abusive boyfriend being abusive…it’s an angle, that I guess works because now she’s out there doing instagram photoshoots like every singe woman with an internet connection…and she’s lookin’ alright…for a mooch bitch but in her defense, who isn’t a mooch bitch when they are out there trying to be famous…it’s a struggle..

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2017

03

Aug

Rita Ora in Some Hot Bikini Pics of the Day

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Rita Ora may be irrelevant in the grand scheme of the world, her legacy empty and vapid, her music not memorable, but good enough to get her a deal that landed her in America, hosting TV and existing, but not actually being anyone that anyone cares about or really thinks of ever…except maybe some of her ex boyfriends when jerking off…thanks to her great tits…and future dudes she sexts to seduce into giving her shit like the mooch bitch that she is…using her tits…

She’s on vacation she’s probably not paying for, in a bikini, and her body, even if facetuned a little to tighten things up, worth looking at.

That doesn’t mean she’s an amazing contribution to the arts, but it means she’s in a bikini with tits, and often times that’s enough.

Here she is not facetuned for her social media – and you’ll see she’s thicker, and her nipple is hanging out in one of the pics…yay…

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2017

03

Aug

Do You Care About Katie Cassidy Doing a Handstand in a Bikini of the Day

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NO I do not care about Katie Cassidy doing a handstand in a bikini today or any day.

But I did watch partridge family, and it was pretty dumb…her dad was on it before becoming a drunk who makes hot daughters who get to spend their days in bikinis on the beach doing handstands like some kind of idiot with nothing better to do…because she’s got nothing better to do….that’s called being rich.

Posted in:Katie Cassidy|SFW

2017

03

Aug

Lady Rubs Pussy with Cash BEfore Giving it to Bus Driver and Other Videos of the Day

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I’ve seen this one before – Girls Loses Bathing Suit on Bull

News Reporter Forgets Lines

When Losers ATtack

Out of Control Equipment

Making Cheese Out of Breast Milk

Bike VS Car

Drunk Bike…

The Woman and her 3D Printed Vagina Canoe

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2017

03

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I try to get as many pussy pics as possible from as many people as possible – but I am a disgusting human being with no standards who will accept pussy pics from anything…because I appreciate romance and pussy pics…

Some girls refuse to send me their pussy pics because they feel fat, and that’s when I have to remind them that pussy has no weight, if the picture is cropped tight or a close up….because a close up pussy is still a pussy….when the rest of you isn’t worth looking at….

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The Queen is a Drunk
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A Really Expensive Ferrari
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Croc VS Shark
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Kim K Nipple
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Kathy Griffin Bald Pussy
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2017

02

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Someone told me sharing cellphones is like sharing a used condom…it’s an invasion of person space..but all I could think was what happens when you’re fucking a hooker with your friend who paid for the hooker…and you happen to be there to pick up the table scraps but you’re not dumb enough to go in there without a condom…wouldn’t you rather trust your friend’s used condom…or is that gay..

Someone else told me that FOOTING is how double amputees fist…I thought that was clever, but know that they actually stump fuck instead of fisting, if anything, that’s the highlight of having both your arms amputated…so that person was just trying to make a joke…but the jokes on him..or maybe it’s on me…as I do these stepLINKS…

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Jennifer Lawrence Still Fucking Aronofsky
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Miley Cyrus Slutty in Cosmo
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Sofia Vergara – Cleavage
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The Mooch is Pretty Funny
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Bella Hadid See Through Gets a Tattoo
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Arm Mounted Flame Throwers
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All the Bowling Ladies…
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Model Martha Hunt is Hot
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Big Ramp Scooter Tricks are Gay as Fuck
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Puppies VS Toy Spider
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Charli XCX is Garbage
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Plastic Surgery Face Olivia Munn and her Famewhoring
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Mischa Barton on Hollywood Medium
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Stupid Pussy Lawsuit
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Slutty Ariel Winter
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Shay Mitchel…working out
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Jennifer Garner with Ben Affleck’s Mom like a Creeper
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Halle Berry doesn’t want to Screw Up Her Kids
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Hilary Duff – Cleavage
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Sarah Silverman Bikini Body
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Big Titty Slut Pouring Water On Her White Shirt
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Fatty and her Dildo
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Amateur Facial – Romantic
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Amateur Nudes of the Day
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Asking for Directions While Getting a Blowjob
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Some Hot Amateur Naked
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Naked Blonde Chick
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Sex Tourism the Filipino Edition
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Cheesy Nude Office Strip
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