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2017

25

Jul

J.Lo Nipple of the Day

I figure…J.Lo’s old lady nipple that she brought out on purpose, probably because she’s feeling insecure pushing 50, despite that pile of money that keeps compounding, because that latin fever shit she was part of is forever, these latin bitches don’t forget anything and stay committed to the cause, and their people, even if they are overrated garbage like J.Lo….she’s the beacon of hope…and her mom nipple…still worth sticking in your ass…a move not nearly used enough in porn…

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2017

24

Jul

Elle VS Pam VS Reese Old Lady Bikinis of the DAy

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Which girl over 100 fucking years do you like best….

Elle Macpherson….the model I used to jerk off to in 1989 when I first found Sports Illustrated swim when it still mattered….who still looks amazing because models know how to get rich guys and keep them…

Reese Witherspoon who you never jerked off to but who was the chubby, and now still chubby, chronic jogger, who trapped Ryan Philippe, stole his career, won an Oscar, married her Agent like a dirtbag, and made stupid fucking money while pretending to love JESUS…when really she loves fame, and money and eating..

Or Pam Anderson..tits you jerk off to for being naked trashy, with trashy tits, who influenced strippers everywhere…aging in a weird way thanks to years of hepatitis she’s cured and plastic surgery rot…an icon no more…

My vote is with ELLE…CAST YOUR VOTE…

Elle Macpherson in a Bikini of the Day

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Pam Anderson in a Bikini of the Day

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Reese Witherspoon in a Bikini of the Day

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Posted in:Elle Macpherson|Pam Anderson|Reese Witherspoon|SFW

2017

24

Jul

Carrie Underwood in a BIkini of the Day

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Here’s a little something for the country music fans…their American Idol who played the whole country music angle to win their hearts…you know to come across as some god fearing jesus loving…child of god…while really being a greedy opportunist trying to get all the money she can to buy the biggest house she can and have the most over the top Christmas parties she can…all to celebrate how good Jesus was to her vapid, greedy, vain, egotistical self..

She’s in a bikini and it’s not all that great…but I’m sure her fans dig it..and I guess that’s what we’re all here for…

Even Carrie Underwood can’t avoid instagram whoring half naked for attention…

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2017

24

Jul

Amber Heard in a Bikini with her Hooker Money of the Day

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I like the green tint to this selfie, I assume it is a self portrait that she edited this way to represent her life as a low level opportunist model who managed to make her way into Hollywood, where she was able to trick the media into thinking she was worth talking about, before tricking Johnny Depp to marry her, before taking him for a fucking ride…and ending up with Aspergers Elon Musk who didn’t stand a fucking chance…she’s a black widow…a demon…a devil…but she’s rich…and going to be richer…and all it took was average looks….incredible sales skills really…she must fuck like a champ….at least better than her bikini pics…which are clearly fucking bunk..

Posted in:Amber Heard|SFW

2017

24

Jul

Bella Thorne and her Bad Skin in her Panties and Bikini of the Day

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Bella Throne is out of control….

Last year we learned that her daddy died in 2007, meaning she was raised fatherless after a tragedy…something that could force a young 10 year old to crave male attention…

But it could also be a product of her mother whoring her out to the industry in efforts to live out the family dream to make the money they deserve…

Or maybe it’s just the porno generation of exhibitionism and half nakedness for attention and whether you’re on TV or Disney or not, you just get naked on social media, brining people into your world, and allowing you to monetize the shit out it, without actually doing any work, because you’re just doing you, even if you is some contrived nonsense….that has management and agents directing you…

Her bad skin doesn’t bother me man, that just makes her more real…and here she is in a bikini, and panties, from social media…letting you in, without LETTING you in…since you’re not a Kardashian or someone who takes her following to the next level…monetize from every angle….American Dream…that you can masturbate to…and that people fought for your freedom for…

I dig it.

Ohh…..and here she is in a see through outfit…because why not..

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

24

Jul

Rat Cow Trying to Be Funny With her Booty of the Day

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Rat cow is trying to figure out her place in the world – you know to prove to the world that she is more than just tits…because I assumed her interviews were her saying that she’s alienated and oppressed and losing jobs because of her tits…but in fact she was saying that people just see her as tits and aren’t impressed even though they are great fucking tits…

Well, she’s also got an ass, her body is pretty great still, and she’s got a sense of humor, you know hanging out with gay dudes who probably suck her dick and tell her how great she is, because behind any woman with any status is at least one “sister” looking to leech off her….it’s a gay thing….and I think it’s just a coincidence that Rat Cow’s starting to look tranny, unless that’s her new angle…it worked for BRUCE….why not…so current, so now, so edgy…

She also posted some bikini pics – to make it hard to keep up with her slutty…

Posted in:Em Rat Cow|SFW

2017

24

Jul

Anja Rubik for Some Bullshit of the Day

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Anja Rubik is a model. She has shown her tits a lot….and that makes me like her a lot…cuz I like tits a lot…especially on bitches getting paid to show their tits…because it makes their tits feel more valuable…like some kind of commodity I need to get in my mouth….because every day girls don’t get paid to show their tits…so their tits aren’t as good or worth as much….

UNFORTUNATELY….

This is Anja Rubik having already made it as a model doing bikini photos…without her toplessness…which is just fucking rude now that she’s got what she wants she doesn’t give what we want.

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2017

24

Jul

Alexis Ren Ass in the Shower of the Day

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The most basic of instagram picture that you will see on every single aspiring instagram model trying to get ahead…shot by any instagram photographer who doubles as a rapist, or who is a rapist but doubles as a photographer because it gets the girls in their “studio” which doubles as their apartment they share with 3 roomates because they are artists man…and because they’ve never been paid for any photo job man…but they have 100,000 followers man…and that brings the girls in…

It’s the most basic of tactics and it is lame, but as long as I can remember, I’ve loved watching girls showers so whatever…

I just think it is a fail, this girl has 10 million followers, she’s got a “personal brand” and an audience, yet she’s totally misguided….

She could play safe for work, cute teen, get all the jobs and end up on the Disney Channel…because it doesn’t require talent…

But instead she goes the low hanging fruit…all because she likes likes, she likes attention, she likes being a social media slut, and she thinks this is her worth…

She got the fake tits, she showed the nipples, now she’s doing the slut shoots…

Sitting on an empire, but instead of Trolling in the right direction, get that mainstream money, she’ll end up in porn..

Terrible, but amazing and really where the world is at…so whatever works….

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2017

24

Jul

Irina Shayk Post Pregnancy Photoshoot of the Day

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Irina Shayk may have sold her uterus off for her retirement plan…with an A lister, after with being with a series of other people who helped take her out of Russian to become a “top” model..who I was a fan of because I though she was hot, because she is hot, and not just because I have a Russian fetish, into the sex workers, into the soulless opportunists trying to get ahead…after generations were oppressed…but because it seems like all the ugly ones were killed off, making a prime genetic pool of strong, beautiful terrifying women.

That said, here’s Irina winning at life after making babies…the shoot not so hot…the pics not as racy as I’d like..but she exists, she’s won, and I appreciate that probably a lot more than Brad Cooper who was just in it for the anal…dropped the ball on that one didn’t he.

I guess this for Mario Testino…a real photographer…long gone are the days of webcam shows…

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2017

24

Jul

Hailey Baldwin Tan Lines / Bikini Jump / Posing with a New Jersey Plate of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is an aspiring Jenner and Hadid….so she’s on her best behavior anytime they invite her to hang out, hoping they will invite her to hang out again, because having the Hadids and the Jenners let you into their bullshit existence, that is pretty lucrative.

I am all for a vapid cunts existing….when they are rich and monetizing…basically trolling everyone into buying into their nonsense…

I just know there’s some weird social dynamic or hierarchy of using each other, because you know they likely hate each other, but have some weird connection…

And ultimately, it’s pretty weird that I am trying to analyze why Stephen Baldwin, the least important Baldwin’s STD is up to, what her shamelessness mean, what her end goal in trying to get famous, or paid is…maybe she doesn’t want to be a joke like her dad..

Who knows or cares, it’s just must be pretty exciting to have people actually care about you, when your own parents don’t, they are too busy being into themselves…but luckily in their narcissism they taught all these whores just how to be exploited….yet come out on top…you know…make it work for you because this all a bunch of nonsense, so you should try to come out on top…even if this one is Third or fourth wrung on the ladder of important garbage.

Here she is showing some Tan Lines posing with some New Jersey license plates because she’s pretty much some SNOOKI trash, just a scaled down, rich kid version…

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