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2017

17

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

It is always sad when a woman you know starts whining at you….so you offer to breast feed her because she’s a little baby…expecting her to offer you her tits to breast feed you because that’s how nature wants it…only she ignores your offer..and doesn’t have the courtesy to offer tit back…

But not as sad as the girl you want to bang hits you up to tell you she’s on a Sex-Cation with another dude…and she didn’t take any pics, videos, snapchats of dick in her, on her….rubbing on her face, mouth, anywhere….no bikini bottoms pulls to the side so that I can see the load drip out of her since she’s menopausal and lets dudes cum in her like a slut, but not slutty enough, so no spread ass, double penetration, wetness…no dripping, squirting, or a bead of pussy juice being licked off her inner thigh?

I thought that was the post card of this generation…I guess she doesn’t like me enough to include me in her selfie porn..even though everyone is doing it…the world unfair…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Katy Perry Eating Fried Chicken on the Beach
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Kate Mara Married Billy Elliott
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Ariel Winter on Being a Fat Slut
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R.Kelly Accused of Trapping Women in a Cult
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Christina Milian in a Bikini – Old and Boring
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Fat Plus Sized Model Ass
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Latest Dr Who is a Chick
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Frenchie Does a Race Car Impression
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Lottie Moss Nipples
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Caitlyn Jenner Wants to Run for Office…Great
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Fit Hailee Steinfeld Showing Young Body
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Natalie Martinez – Not my Sister in a Bikini
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Oragnutan Trying to Get His Friend’s Attention
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How to Serve Drinks….
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Lauren Cohan Pokies
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Roxeanne Pallett Bikini
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Idiot People Texting and Walking
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Victoria Justice at an Event
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Miranda Kerr’s Billion Dollar Wedding Dress – Used to Breed with Snapchatter
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Candice Swanepoel Legs of the Day
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Jaguar Does a Barrel Roll
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New Blade Runner Trailer
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Josephine Skriver – Hot on the Beach
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Scary Spice Paying 40k a Month to Ex
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Maitland Ward – Panty Flash
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Kendall Jenner Underboob Panty Shot
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Charlize Theorn Fight Training Video
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RANDOM TUMBLR PORN OF THE DAY
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Porn Sluts on Instagram
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Sex on the Beach
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Cocaine Makes Grandpa Horny
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Amazing Public Sex
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Pussy on Cam
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Eating Pussy in Fitting Rooms
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Pierced Nipple of the Day
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Reddit Babe and her Big Tits
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SLUTTY – CAM GIRL SLUTS SLUTS SLUTS EVERYWHERE!
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Dildo Motorcycle Ride of the Day
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2017

17

Jul

Irina Shayk in a Underwear Selfie of the Day

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Irina Shayk posted a slutty selfie post pregancy, because she’s Russian, a Sex Worker at a high level because her uterus was filled with A-Lister cum….living the American Dream her mom probably dreamt of when smuggling in Michael Jackson tapes in 1985….and now her daughter is dating someone like Michael Jackson…in Hollywood…bright lights big city…

I know you can’t believe anything on social media with all the apps, making bitches look nothing like they look in person….especially when it’s from a Russian sex worker spam bot…I see this shit all day everyday…but I guess you can never believe anything a woman says ever…so it just makes sense to take it for what it’s worth…and pretend…it’s everything…since she’s hot…even with a broken / shredded / ripped apart pussy.

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2017

17

Jul

Alexis Ren Fake Titty Nipple of the Day

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Alexis Ren’s got some fake tits to go with her legendary body…

She’s an instagram celebrity who hasn’t done that much…

But she’s got a massive a following…and that massive following has led her to being in lingerie showing tits with some other chick…because that’s how this internet thing goes…love the attention, be a softcore pornstar, be a fantasy…because what the fuck else are you going to do with yourself…and your instagram account…it’s a porn site..

Good times…

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2017

17

Jul

Bella Thorne Ass in Panties of the Day

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Bella Thorne’s dad died in 2007…I just found that out because she’s making a song for him as she’s discovered that EDM is a joke and very easy to produce garbage songs that retard kids get into….

The fat that her dad died in 2007 may be all I need to know…as I watch her lingerie photoshoot video she posted on social media like my kind of girl….topless and hot bodied…young and already so slutty…thank you Dead Dad for this..

I thought it was some Disney Execs or a stage mom, and it may be…but I like to think…it’s more Dead Dad caused…so thank you dead dad for this…now if only more dads would die prematurely for their kids to grow up to something I can jerk off to..

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

17

Jul

Julianne Hough’s Honeymoon 6 Pack of the Day

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Where I’m from a Honeymoon 6 Pack refers to me trying to drink away the tears of seemingly giving up my freedom before realizing I am a man and I am destined to cheat and accepting that it’s not cheating, it’s being a warlord, an opportunist, a MAN…it starts to feel good…and when the woman who traps you tries to further oppress you, it feels good knowing you may or may not have given her an STD from your being a MAN behavior…

That said, Julianne Hough’s honeymoon 6 pack involves abs, she’s a dancer, and a muppet who wants to look her best…and the only amazing thing about her being married is that it wasn’t to her brother…I guess cuz he’s a homo.

Posted in:Julianne Hough|SFW

2017

17

Jul

Lily Collins Nipple at the Beach of the Day

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I am a fan of Lily Collins…not because her dad is Phil Collins, but it does increase her stock price a little bit, knowing she’s got all kinds of daddy issues and mental problems as all that shit is relative and all that shit is specific to the person’s life, so the person who has everything and has always had everything, will not know they have everything, and really money or a famous dad doesn’t make for a better life to begin with, but it does buy nice things if you’re the dude who is smart enough to K-FED her..

Well, she is in Italy, being skinny enough, I mean chubby for typical Lily Collins, thighs almost rubbing together…but she’s showing her nipple and I love nipples falling out of bathing suits, even when the tit itself is just a nipple, I don’t discrimiate…still tits even if they A-Cup.

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2017

17

Jul

Eva Longoria Quit Fitness of the Day

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Eva Longoria quit fitness something I am sure we can all relate to. I mean there was a time, once, maybe two decades ago, where I worked out, it felt good..you know to not be a fat fucking piece of shit who struggles trying to stand or fit into chairs in public…but like Eva Longoria, I quit that shit, because it’s easier to not work out, but unlike Eva Longoria I am not a celebrity or a chick and I don’t need to look good, I’m perfectly fine being a troll on my couch no one wants to talk to, it fits my needs, but seeing a celebrity do this shit is just offensive…I mean bitch…we got you paid all that money you made based on being the hot mexican…what is this bullshit…oh right…women expire at a certain age…

But then again, she does marry / bang black guys who love this fertile looking pile of shit…so this is for them…

Body Positive, Thick as Fuck is Trendy, Etc.

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Posted in:Eva Longoria|SFW

2017

17

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens Kills the Oceans at the Grocery Store of the Day

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I would have expected Vanessa Hudgens to be a cunty, wasteful, disgusting human…as I watch her load up her car with bottled water that thill end up filling the landfills, and eventually end up in the ocean killing the marine life and CORAL….and I guess I can only hope the plastic leaches into the water she drinks, causing cancer and having her die a premature death because that would only be fitting…..fitting…something she clearly doesn’t grasp as her 30 year old ass hangs out of her shorts while she squats…but not fitting when it comes to clothing…is always a win…for a pervert like me…almost making her redeem herself…except for her killing the fucking OCEAN…I like the fucking Ocean….and this twat can’t bother with reusable glass bottles….CANCER FOR HER!!!

That said, I wish more pussy lip hung out of these shorts. She is the OG slutty selfie girl…where’s the damn LABIA…

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2017

17

Jul

Jessica Alba in a Bikini of the Day

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Jessica Alba bores me but she’s on Vacation with her fake family, sure they crawled out of her womb, but you know the husband thing is just a front she used to get a billion dollar company, when she’s not out sucking producer, actor and director dick to validate her career in entertainment, something she craves….and wants…it’s obvious….she just knows the tech company is what’s making her the real money…so ride that out..while riding out other celebs behind his back…because that’s the kind of woman she is….a self involved twat that’s been shredded by kids…

People still like her, in her old age, so here she is.

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Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2017

17

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is in a white bathing suit bottom and I have a white bathing suit bottom fetish because I am into pussy…and white bathing suit bottoms always seem to be neglected by a girl who doesn’t realize she’s flashing her fucking pussy…you know while they are all busy watching out for their nipples…their asses are often times full visibile and if you’re lucky and hit them from the right angle…you can also see the place where ass and pussy meet / meat…

MEAT….

Point being, I’ve been around white bikini bottoms often enough to know, they are magical and I still remember the first time I saw a white bikini in action at the public pool in the 90s…girl had no idea her full fucking bush was being broadcast to all of us perverts on during that heat wave….and then…a few years later my rich friend invited me to his pool where his sister was also going for a swim…and girl was walking around after her little dip…PUSSY exposed…to the point I could see clit…MY kind of bathing suit I thought…and carried…forever…

This white bathing suit is less exciting than those white bathing suits, but it still speaks to my soul I thought was otherwise dead…I guess that’s why she gets paid so much to wear these bikinis….right…

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