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2017

11

Jul

Lottie Moss Bikini of the Day

I used to think Lottie Moss was shit, back when she first made an appearance as Kate Moss’ sister, because she’s only her half sister, and leave it up to today’s generation to be that entitled, that they attach themselves to anything they can and more interestingly, the world, and not actually the world, since the world doesn’t give a fuck about her or Kate Moss, but the people who decide who to cast in movies and in ads get excited because of the last name…

But then I realized, she’s trying to be a lazy reality star who hangs out in Ibiza in her bikini with trash, and not a Kendall / Kardashian / Jenner / Hadid taking on the fashion industry and I feel like that alone should be celebrated. Know your place…

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2017

11

Jul

Suki Waterhouse Nipples of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse, a model who is hardly model worthy, but when she was younger was kinda hot or hot enough to be a model, or hang out with the cool kids who gave her jobs, and eventually rented her out to Brad Cooper before he chose soulless Russian chick Irina Shayk to trap him, wants you to know that she’s got a nipple, and despite that nipple, Brad Cooper, her reason for existence and relevance, because other than him, she’s got no claim to fame, still found better pussy than her….

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Posted in:SFW|Suki Waterhouse

2017

11

Jul

Jessica Simpson Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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18 hours ago – Jessica Simpson posted this picture of her 36 year old mom ass – because I guess its her birthday and she’s feeling hot about it…which is easy when you’re a half retard, rich as hell running a billion dollar a year business, like it’s some kind of joke, a serious fucking troll…but more importantly, she was destined to being a 400 pound monster in a trailer park on disability eating fucking donuts and chips, watchign the Price is Right, discussing how she liked fat Drew Carey better than skinny Drew Carey…but instead she drop the weight and now posts pics like this…and for that it is amazing…

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2017

11

Jul

Isabeli Fontana Nipples of the DAy

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Isabeli Fontana is showing her nipples…

She’s a Brazilian model who started modeling at 13….and who was in Victoria’s Secret at 16, because Victoria’s Secret are sex offender, child pornographers, bringing minors to homes across America that men masturbate to, without making the girls prove they are 18, in what I call a flaw in the fucking system,

She’s no longer 16, she’s old as fuck and a mom of a bunch of kids, but still showing off her nipples…

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2017

11

Jul

Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini of the Day

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Ugly face Ashley Tisdale is in a bikini and she’s looking a little thicker than she used to look because I guess she’s decided that thick is in, working out is boring, and no one is giving her work, yet she still has a pile of money from when she did once work, that why bother trying…she’s done, she’s retired, why not make her life a fucking bikini clad vacation where she celebrates her bigger tits than she’s ever had…which is an accomplishment when you’ve always been the broken down faced girl…who people marketed as a babe…

But the tits look good though…

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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|SFW

2017

11

Jul

Lais Ribeiro Tits of the Day

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Lais Ribeiro is some mom who magically became a model despite being a mom because not all teen moms need to become sex tape stars in their low level whoring…some can used their bounced back body and stretched out pussy to sex work their way into a Victoria’s Secret contract because they are Brazilian and the dude who owns the brand fucking LOVES Brazilians…

This is her modeling for a company that isn’t Victoria’s Secret, but probably company owned by Victoria’s Secret, because you know the evil empire wouldn’t let their people stray from the brand too far…it’s a conflict of interest…and they can’t have that…I mean she’s a single mother and they can easily throw her back to the strip club…where most single mothers work…

Posted in:Lais Ribeiro|SFW

2017

11

Jul

Madison Beer YUNG TITS of the Day

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YUNG TITS are everywhere I look because the YUNG YUNGs who I follow on Instagram all call themselves YUNG even though a lot of the YUNGS are pushing 30…it was probably a thing when they were YUNG and now they are just washed up – borderline sex workers – who are out there trying to find a sugar daddy to make babies inside them.

That said, Madison Beer, the kind of beer you want to keg / have peg you…is rocking her big young tits that Beiber signed into a contract when he saw her YOUTUBE when she was underage and her parents were whoring her…and that alone…is magic….not the Beiber buying pussy to own….but parents whoring…as I generally like the uterus that made the uterus I fuck to be the one cashing in…not some creepy pimp taking advantage of insecure girs…it feels more whoresome…

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Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW

2017

11

Jul

Julianne Hough in a Bathing Suit for her Wedding of the Day

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Julianne Hough is getting married, probably to some Disney Kid-like Hollywood person, because Hollywood is an interesting, but not that interesting place, where half the people are degenerate rich kid drug addicts and the other half are these fluffy half retards with perfect hair and whitened teeth, out of a fucking horror movie…and clearly this Julianne Hough chick falls into the latter category of garbage…lame…fluffy puppet retard…sex with Ryan Seacrest….lame as fuck piece of shit…

But with all these candy coated pieces of shit…is a body worth fucking…and that body is in a bathing suit…and we like bathing suits because degenerates who aren’t in hollywood, living the real degenerate life, like staring at these idiots, and really all pussy in bathing suits…It’s a good use of my brain.

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Posted in:Julianne Hough|SFW

2017

11

Jul

Couple Having Public Sex and Other Videos of the Day

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Old Lady Flash

Biker Taken Out by Downed Power Lines

The Australian Whale…No Not Iggy Azalea

Bus Splits in Two

Cop Shoots Ukrainian

Weird Death of the Day

Head On Motorcycle Hit

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

11

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Everyone is a stripper if you have a good enough imagination – and I do…I’m talking to you grandma in the park I watched eating cured meat for an hour…I am talking to you…..

Here are some morning stepLINKS…

Granny Dances / Flashes for the Dodgers
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McGregor Smack Talks Mayweather
CLICK HERE

Lady Victoria Hervey – BIKINI
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Game of Thrones Recap you Can’t Jerk Off To
CLICK HERE

Some New James Franco / Maggie Gyllenhaal Show by the Creators of the Wire
CLICK HERE

The House Vince Vaughn Fucks In
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Viagra Pulls Out of the NFL
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The Worst Video Ever
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