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2017

10

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

My wife always gets mad at me when I tell her about the girls I try to fuck on tinder, or that I end up staring at inappropriately at the grocery store because they are wearing really short shorts that reveal their assholes, or really tight pants that reveal how much of their clit sticks out of their pussies, or really sheer shirts with no bras, with hard nipples, like they are supposed to….

Because the key to a happy marriage is putting the oppressive bitch who robbed you of your freedom down…one dick in pussy that isn’t hers pic at a time…

The only problem with this plan…is figuring out a way to insert my limp impotent dick in a pussy…rather than just staring at the pussy as it walks by me…

Summer dreams are a reality…and here are some stepLINKS…

Screaming FOXES of the Day
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Marisa Tomei’s Hot Body
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Katy Perry – Lesbian on a Boat
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini
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Cashier has Dance off with Customer…
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Nina Dobrev – LEGS
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Ellie Goulding – Bikini…
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Olivia Munn in a Bikini on Vacation
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Tyler the Creator is a Faggot – Official
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Sabrina Carpenter Slutty Young Girl for the Creepers…
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Sinitta Nipple
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DOT NOT FEATHER – of the Day
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Caroline Vreeland Big Tits…
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Natalie Martinez – Hard Nipple
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Sofia Richie is Trash
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Shanina Shaik Photoshoot
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Heroic Truck Driver of the Day
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Vanessa Hudgens Braless
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Car Gadgets Put to the Test
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Janet Jackson’s Billion Dollar Baby
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News Bloopers of 2017
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Iggy Azalea’s Ass Pants
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Cindy Crawford – Billionaire Tequila Wife
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8 Second Concert Goes as Planned
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Elle Evans – Bikini
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Madison Beer in a Tube Top Looking Busty of the Day
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Eagle is a Tech Addict…
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True Blood Star Died from Alcohol Withdrawal
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Amateur Slut of the Day
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Rat Cow Nipple on Snap
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Naked Outside
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First Timer Doesn’t Undersand How Porn Works
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CAM GIRL SLUTS SLUTS SLUTS EVERYWHERE!
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Pussy Turns Red from all the Rubbing
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Monster Tits in Public
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Cheesy as Fuck Nude Shoot of the Day
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Cam Whore Meltdown Comp
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Weird Fucking Stomach Dance of the Day
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HOT SLUTTY IMAGES OF HOT SLUTTY GIRLS HOT
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2017

10

Jul

Alexis Ren is Ridiculous of the Day

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Alexis Ren is a good time…she’s a model who is barely a model, an influencer who is ins’t really that influential, a girl with a huge amount of followers and a set of fake tits, that together with her willingness to get naked, has led to magical experiences, and she’s not even that hot….but that body is fucking amazing…so keep it coming….

These are her social media pics:

: http://thefappeningblog.com/

This is her MAXIM shoot….that looks straight from 1995…but still worth looking at…

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2017

10

Jul

Katy Perry is Fat in a Bikini of the Day

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Katy Perry is probably my least favorite celebrity. I even feel sick to my stomach with rage, or confusion, or an urge to shit on her vile fucking face calling her a celebrity, because I know she was just trolling with some viral video type song before the audience was sophisticated enough to keep the fat bitch on YOUTUBE and instead gave her a fucking career that has made her so much money and taken her around the world…over and over again…releasing more songs people are brain washed into listening to…and the whole thing…fucking annoys me…ultimately…because she’s not hot…but she’s also not very cool either…

She’s just gross, shes always been gross, everything about her is gross, and it’s too bad these pics aren’t of her drowning.

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2017

10

Jul

Brie Larson Nipple Slip of the Day

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Apparently you can see Brie Larson’s nipple in this picture…I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing because I think Brie Larson is shit…

I don’t think she’s hot and I really don’t like when people around me, whether on the internet or otherwise say that she’s hot…

I don’t like that she’s walking around like she’s finally made it, like some it girl, or that the industry is treating her as such…all because she won an oscar for being a raped and abuse victim who could have been played by anyone, it was a guaranteed Oscar…

I don’t care if she was walking around tits out, I wouldn’t believe in her lie…I know all she wanted was fame and she got it..and is milking it…only shitty people act…and sometimes they aren’t even hot people…making them worth hating more.

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2017

10

Jul

Bella Thorne Nipples of the Day

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Bella Thorne has nipples and it may not be that magical since we’ve seen her nipples before but that are still magical because her young body is fucking wonderful…

From Disney kid to nipples exposed for the paparazzi, in a world where nipples are everywhere you look, so it’s not a big deal, unless you’re a dude, or a pervert like me, who fucking loves nipples, and you are…we all are…our penises are coded for this shit…

I have seen her shitty acting in shitty movies and I can say…she looks fucking great on camera, her ass looks great, her tits look great, making her great…even though she’s a social media influencer weirdo…who now makes EDM…milking all that money from every fucking angle…

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2017

10

Jul

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley is posing hard at 100 fucking years old to remind us all that not all 100 fucking year old women are worth fucking sometimes, partially because they can’t get pregnant, and pregnancy scares are terrible if you’re not a deadbeat dad who has no interest in stepping up in her stupid decision to have the damn baby…

That said….from sugar baby to actress to old lady with great tits in a bikini posing….she’s done good…

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2017

10

Jul

Olivia Munn in Montreal of the Day

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Despite always hating on Olivia Munn for being a scammer….when really I should be celebrating her being a scammer…because I like scammers and trolling motherfuckers…who get what they want before it’s too late…while still looking hot…because she knew to milk the nerds of the world…amazing…

For some reason I defended the nerds, when really I should have been siding with the hot pussy manipulating and scamming the nerds…because who gives a fuck about nerds…not OLIVIA MUNN, unless they are paying her or financing her movies…

I should always side with the narcissitic girl…winning at life…

She’s in Montreal…filming a movie…and I am in montreal sitting on a soiled couch…together but apart….something I find comfort in….unless she calls the police on me for harassment….because there are probably laws against shit talking pussy you never met….that happens to be in the same town as you and is richer and more connected than you….

Meaning, I’ll just keep sitting on my couch and let her IG feed talk to my peeping tom needs…cuz I’m not a good paparazzi….spy cam in toilet bowls kind of guy…cuz I actually don’t give a fuck about any of this, but I will watch her kick…for her Xmen role…fetish.

Posted in:Olivia Munn|SFW

2017

10

Jul

Lily Rose Depp is Magical of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is perfect…..

I am a fan. I think she’s the best thing celebrity kids has to offer and not because I am a Johnny Depp fan…but because her tight little body and hard nipples are great, her face better…she’s stylish in short shorts and crop top….and cool and the fact that she’s a spoiled brat rich kid with her life set the fuck up for her….

Probably a total cunt, who is rude to the hired help and everyone around her lazy ass, and I love that…she’s freshly 18 and not a disaster drug addict like her dad yet…

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2017

10

Jul

Scout Willis Bush of the Day

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I love bush and all things that celebrate brush – except feminist lesbians who try to intellectualize bush – but only because they think I am a misogynist…even though I am one of themm…

Partially because of my love for bush – I am a bush ambassador…I don’t try to pretend that growing a bush is a protest against the man….even though it’s less work to grow a bush…and men will fuck anything…and it doesn’t need to be a child-like bald pussy to get them off unless they are gay…and more interestingly….and bald pussy is an industry run by women on women hate crimes…judging each other for not shaving…

Well Scout Willis..the hipster who is more attractive than the other WILLIS SISTERS…showed off her bush hanging out of her bathing suit…a fetish of mine…that she probably thinks is being shocking because she’s rich and medicated trying to have purpose in a life with no purpose cuz her parents have the purpose for her….

When really, it’s just hot, erotic, a fetish, and the way it is meant to be…keep the pussy spilling out of the bathing bottoms…

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2017

10

Jul

Taylor Momsen is LIVES of the Day

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Taylor Momsen use to whatever she could to get noticed…but she just doesn’t try hard enough….because she is forgotten…

She was better at this shocking with slutty behavior in trying to be a fake rocker…to separate herself from her spoiled and candy coated hollywood image….SHE IS THE GIRL IN THE GRINCH WHO STOLE CHRISTMAS LIVE ACTION MOVIE….

All in efforts to make it as a contrived musician…cuz she’s been up in hollywood since she was 1 and bullshit is all she knows….

The slutty worked better at 16 – 18…but fizzled out…so put out some topless that’s not topless but that’s also not spread vagina…making the whole experience shitty but I’ll still post it because my whole experience is shitty.

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