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2017

07

Jul

Iggy Azalea’s Ass Outfit of the Day

Iggy Azalea is some fake stripper turned fake popstar fake female rapper because she was clever enough to pull off some kind of lie and release a video that went viral – establishing her career, her brand, her fans…because it’s just that easy.

Like the girl I follow on IG who made one viral video of her falling hard in public, only to release a new video of her falling hard in public every week, because she feels she has to…her life reduced to that…and it gets her paid..because the public don’t have brains, don’t get bored, and keep encouraging idiots…

Iggy Azalea is a shameless attention seeker and part of her brand is her fat fake ass, that is digusting but dudes like it and I guess she’s crafted some CHAPS, or ASSLESS Pants she saw dudes in the gay bathouses wearing…to wear on stage…to showcase her shitty implants…like they are some kind of museum piece…shipped from town to town…like the freakshow that it is…

Posted in:Iggy Azalea|SFW

2017

07

Jul

Cara Delevingne Nipples for British GQ of the Day

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Cara Delevingne the lesbian who is not a lesbian but is sometimes a lesbian because its good for her brand in an era of no sexuality or gender…is featured in British GQ thanks to being a very important socialite from the UK who has managed to get into movies as the star…all thanks to some lie and social media and the press and Hollywood being confused as fuck when it comes to the pussy they put into movies, hoping it will get people into theaters when really everyone just wants to watch Netflix, the kind of actress you’d expect her to be, a straight to Netflix girl, back when Netflix was only releasing the most garbage movies around…none of this Hollywood shit..but I guess it’s just further proof that acting is a lie…it’s easy…and it’s dumb…..

NIPPLES THOUGH>

Posted in:Cara Delevigne|Videos

2017

07

Jul

Heidi Klum Tight Skirt of the Day

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Heidi Klum in a tight skirt holding her body in….because she’s old and has been banged out so many times by SEAL huge cock that she has 12 kids to show for it…so when she leaves the house she needs some Nazi Germany style medical devices to keep her all in tact…which is convenient since her genetics were modified by Nazi Germany…thanks to her being German….and pretty fucking hot for a 50 year old…mom of 12…who has been banged out by SEAL dick a lot…

It’s a murder mystery, where the murdered pussy managed to survive and still look good.

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Posted in:Heidi Klum|SFW

2017

07

Jul

Ellie Goulding Bikini Pics of the Day

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I don’t know who Ellie Goulding is, but she sounds important enough for the paparazzi to take pictures of her at the beach…

She’s a little doughy….but in bikini….which is enough for all you perverts because a little doughy on a bitch never stopped any of you from jerking off because you have low standards, low expectations, seriously look away from your screen for a second and take a look at your surroundings and realize…you’re a fucking fail….you don’t want anything good for yourself…not even british popstars in bikinis…you’ll take it all…anything you can get…without any effort…you’re pathetic…

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Posted in:Ellie Goulding|SFW

2017

07

Jul

Fat Ana Beatriz Barros and Alessandra Ambrosio in Mykonos of the Day

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Ana Beatriz Barros is a model from 100 years ago…and I guess she’s friends with Alessandra Ambrosio because both are from BRazil, both started modeling 1000 fucking years ago, but Ana Beatriz Barros’ fat mom belly never quite recovered the way Alessandra’s did, allowing us to see the difference between aged Brazilian women…some fill out…others do everything they can to stay hot so that they keep getting paid the millions a year…and both are probably worth cumming to…since you already have…at least once in their VS model catalog girl careers…

Either way, two Brazilian hookers who made it – all old and fat now – hot.

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Ana Beatriz Barros|SFW

2017

07

Jul

Bella Hadid for Terry Richardson Who Gives a Fuck of the Day

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The best thing about these shitty Terry Richardson pics of Bella Hadid for Magazine is how dramatic they make her nose job look, all hard edges to match the rest of her hard face, while she jacks her shorts up into her WEEKND battered cunt, because she’s just trying to fill the void left from being a rich kid no one she really wants to care about her, cares about her….and instead she seeks that approval from the world for Fashion and Luxury and social media…

I don’t think she’s all that bad in terms of our options for rich LA kids pretending to be models…but these pics aren’t nearly perverted enough for me to really get behind and appreciate…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2017

07

Jul

Amy Schumer Pig in a Bikini of the Day

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I just saw this picture – 24 hours after it was posted – because I do not follow AMy Schumer and for the most part, I pretend she doesn’t exist, but sometimes, when the pig puts on a bikini and spreads her vile legs open for the world, or her fans to see her muff gut / gunt that dudes only fuck for the story….

I guess she has a lot to thank you fat body for, like making men use her for sex at 3 am when they had no other options, we’ve all been on tinder and know how that works, giving her jokes to cope with being the girl no one really wanted….because sometimes making fun of a situation is the only way…and now the joke is on us, because more than just some horny dude on the receiving end of her desperate sexts, we all are…

The real question is – how is this safe for anywhere, turn this trash into bacon…or dog food….or feed her back to the pigs…just get her anywhere but here..

Trashy fucking pile of shit who is just abrasive in all she does….die.

Posted in:Amy Schumer|SFW

2017

07

Jul

Naked Man in his Office at Work and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Jerking Off to Lingerie Window

Bar Fight of the Day

Lame Kidnapping of the Day

Dad Makes a Bootleg Roller Coaster for Daughter

Drug Addicts in Berlin Shooting Up in the Street

2 Pitbulls Attack Cat – Cat Survived – But WTF

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

07

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I always find it interesting when I come across a young enough woman, we’re talking 18 and over, I’m a pervert but not that kind of pervert, who says her fantasy is to be a plantation owner’s daughter who fucks the slaves….because a cock owned by daddy tearing her apart is her everything….

I mean racism is dead, where would she even come up with a backwoods fantasy like that….and more importantly why doesn’t she accept my application to be her daddy’s slave, I like free room and board and young chicks to fuck in exchange for some menial labor…

RIGHT….

Local News Anchor Gives Up on Air
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Conde Nast Freaks Out over British Vogue Tell All
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Bonfire Gets Pissed
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Brandi Glanville on Joanna Krupa’s Stinky Pussy
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Lena Dunham VS DOg Resuce
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Hulu Adds HBO
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Keychain-Sized Game Boy
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2017

06

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Every time I challenge a girl to see how many of my fingers I can fit into their vaginas and assholes simultaneously…they always say no…

I guess I should be less forward with the cashier at the grocery store…or the coffee shop…the only women who really talk to me…even though they just ask me for my money to pay them….which I guess is like the Girlfriend experience since it is what you’d expect out of all women. Just a bunch of money grubbing whores…

Either way, no one has taken me on my offer, but I have had 8 fingers in my wife…praying position no thumbs…so I know what they are capable of……

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The First Lady of Poland Left Trump Hanging
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Damon Wayans Hates White People…
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Fried Chicken Lasagna and the Luther
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Christina Aguilera Tits…
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Frankie Gagg in a Bikini
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Jay Z’s New Black POwer Nonsense
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Creepy ASMR Video
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Tupac Said he Dumped Madonna Cuz She Was White
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Monica Cruz in a Bikini
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Patton Oswalt Engaged
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Hilary Duff Instagrams her Ass
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Anja Rubik Braless
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Christina Milian Nipples
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Michelle Hunziker in a Bikini of the Day
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BB GUN VS Coca Cola
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Kesha Just Made a New Video….
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Selling Some Obnoxious Apartment
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Kevin Hart Day in Philly
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Dude Learns to Backflip in 6 Hours
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Some Slut Named Gemma Arterton Being A whore
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Bella Thorne in the Parking Lot
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Candice and Her Baby Daddy She Cheats on Of the Day
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Phoebe Price in a Bikini
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Kathy Griffin was Interviewed by the Secret Service…
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Hawaii 5-0 is Still on TV…and THeir Stars QUit
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Woman Busts Out her Awesome Tits
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Lindsay Pelas Mangled Pussy and TIts for Playboy
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Big Tits
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AMateur Pussy of the Day
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Big Tits Posing
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Girls Squeezing Assholes
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Rubbing it Out
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