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2017

06

Jul

Alicia Vikander in a Bikini on a Yacht of the Day

Alicia Vikander is some scam that Hollywood created. They put her in some movies, gave her an Oscar and now they can cast her in high paying movies that make the executives more and more money and everyone gets rich in the process…

There has to be a story of a high powered dude who she has dirt on, or who really likes her, because her existence makes no sense….she came from no where and now is everywhere..

I do like that she’s skinny in a bikini though, I mean nothing quite as good to look at than a skinny girl, especially when you’re like me and have a skinny girl fetish, since all the pussy around you is fat, sloppy, and fucking disgusting…seeing some toned stomach and little tits is a bit of a treat…and I like treats, not quite as much as the fat women I surround myself with..

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2017

06

Jul

Ashley Wagner Nude Figure Skater for ESPN Body of the Day

Her name is Ashley Wagner – she’s a naked figure skater…

I am Canadian, so by definition of being Canadian, in what is a right of passage for being a Canadian, at least it was a right of passage back in the days before the internet, when I was too broke to have cable TV, but I got the one local Canadian channel, that would play figure skating every SUNDAY…for my hungover pervert ass to jerk off to…because lets face it….short skirts, panty flashes, athleticism…..that looks better in their creepy Jon Benet outfits..than naked…but this Ashley Wagner chick is naked…NAKED..

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2017

06

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Sluts it Up of the DAy

I am a massive Ireland Baldwin fan and Ireland Baldwin is massive…

She’s making a comeback, back to her original hustle, as the bikini clad butt shot, look at her big tits and round ass, because she’s big….California girl..Something she was doing so well early on in her social media whoring…before she went dark, got all these tattoos, became a lesbian weirdo, and made her way back…all while her cousin, the Kardashian groupie – STOLE her fucking dream…

I am glad to see that despite being rich, privileged, entitled, disgusting, she’s managed to pull through….you know all odds were against her being Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger’s kid…the struggle real…situation

Well…it’s just too bad I’ve been blocked from her social media so that I can’t jerk off to it all day like I am supposed to…but luckily people repost this shit so I can still get my taste of her…in a romantic where there is a will there’s a way….you can’t shun me Ireland…I’m here.

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2017

06

Jul

Balla Hadid See Through for Fashion of the Day

People really believe in this Bella Hadid character…they just cast her for everything and I guess in her defence, it is more rewarding that working at the local ice cream shop, the only job the high school drop out is really qualified for, not that she needs to work. She’s rich kid…so all this is just a way to have fun, feel relevant, and show off her youthful breast implants…

I think she’s garbage…but she looks better than she used to…so I guess face injections isn’t so bad….

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2017

06

Jul

Rat Cow Showcasing Her Big Tits on Instagram of the Day

Rat Cow is bullshit, nothing she says can be taken seriously, everything she says is polarizing her slutty behavior and her big tits, and that’s just the end of the story…

There’s no depth to her, she’s a body that got naked in a music video, the world may want to think there is more to her, more talent, more intelligence, and more than just tits…and she probably wants to believe she’s more than just tits and she probably tries to polarize the fuck out of everything she’s done because she has an audience and some celebrity, that she has monetized and can continue to monetize, because people believe what they are told…and what they want to believe…

SO last week a magazine actually did a feature on her where she said her tits are a liability, what kind of attention seeking bullshit is that..seriously….her tits are the only reason she’s in a magazine or followed…but maybe if she says it’s a handicap…the world will follow..especially when the content she produces of herself…is about the tits…but if she says she can’t help them from being there….and she celebrates them…it becomes empowerment…and not some slut sexualizing herself for attention.

Here is her nipple flash cuz she’s a shameless whore:

Here are some paparazzi pics of her – because she’s a whore CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rat Cow|SFW

2017

06

Jul

Elsa Hosk Topless on Instagram of the Day

ELsa Hosk is a titty model who got a job as a Victoria’s Secret model and now she’s posting strategic topless pics on her social media for her fans who have either seen her naked or half naked before as a reminder that she’s willing to get naked to get ahead because getting naked got her ahead and let that be a lesson to all the YOUTHS of today, looking for a better tomorrow…SEX work is the answer…it pays…and it gives me shit to jerk off to…but the low level strategic sampler of that sex work…is nothing but a shitty cocktease that makes me wish she was hit by a Tsunami when taking this pic as punishment for being a cocktease…

That’s all I have to say about that…

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2017

06

Jul

Kristen Stewart’s Ass Shot of the Day

Kristen Stewart’s lesbian ass is about as eventful as her lesbianism…because this girl…no matter what she does…is fucking dull as hell…so like all dick hating lesbians before her…I don’t really see anything hot about this…

I can’t imagine her sex with Stella Maxwell to be anything but anti-climatic, even though Stella Maxwell is a manipulative twat trying to fuck her way to the top by trapping easy to influence confused celebrities into her bedroom on some Anne Heche shit…that works for her because if you date an A-Lister….your day rate as a model goes up..smart moves..

You know there’s probably some pussy eating, but it’s probably more about complaining about life, and fame, and sexuality, because I’ve never met a lesbian who doesn’t fucking complain all day….so angry…and here’s her angry ass in some outfit…

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Posted in:Kristen Stewart|SFW

2017

06

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini is alright, I mean she gets paid millions a year to be in a bikini and she’s been paid millions a year to be in a bikini for what must be 20 years, making for a lot of money, a lot of great memories and experiences, meeting a lot of great connected people, and I guess she refuses to let go of that and keeps trying…to maintain because the day it ends for her, is the day she ceases to exist and I guess you can’t have that, so keep proving to your pimps that you’re an earner who matters and they’ll keep her on payroll or whatever it is that is going on here….I call it reaching and hoping the fun never ends….

That said, her ass is still lovely enough for an old lady in a world where so many girls are hotter than her…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2017

06

Jul

Team USA Lindsey Vonn in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Here is Lindsey Vonn cropping her face out of her bikini selfie because she knows that her fit athlete body is more magical when her aging face doesn’t get in the fucking way of things…and I like staring at her crotch as her one piece jacks up in what looks like a barbie doll mound, no camel toe, it must be her fit as fuck pelvic floor, from all that squeezing her pussy together that we all know is hardly a EMPTY Holeless mound, because she only fucks black dudes…they hit the SPOT….

She is USA, she is the AMmerican Dream…and this is her body.

Posted in:Lindsey Vonn|SFW

2017

06

Jul

Paula Bulczynska Titties of the DAy

So Paula Bulczynska is some low – and I mean very low level nude model that I just assumed was Russian, but as it turns out she is not a Russian, but rather a Polish, but I’ll still call her Russian because I am ignorant and believe that everyone behind the iron curtain that no longer exists, who looks and acts like this, escaped the sex trade to become a nude model for fashion…..not that this is for FASHION…but it is good for her sugar baby / escorting to come across legit….and it’s way better than pissing on command on a webcam show…in a room you can’t escape from because there are guards…

You know…choose your prison…

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