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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2017

Aug

Kate Beckinsale’s Daughter in a Bikini Top of the Day

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Lily Mo Sheen is the name of Kate Beckinsale’s daughter with Charlie Sheen, or some other Sheen, that is probably not HIV positive, but could be…

She’s 18, going to college, and her mom was just recently stalked or had a stalker arrested because she doesn’t understand passion and excitement when it comes in the form of some socially awkward nerd, who coincidentally is 99 percent of her fan base…

She’s was at Comicon / Aspergers Convention in Tampa fighting for her life because nerd fans can be weird…

While her young daughter you’ll want to fuck, even if you’re not a Vampire Beckinsale fan, because she’s 18….showed off some cleavage….

I’m into the new generation, but historically, I have been the last 3 decades….so it’s not saying much, but it is saying – keep up the good whore pics.

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2017

Aug

Sarah Hyland Butt Shot of the Day

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Sarah Hyland freaks me out.

I think she had some traumatic experience at a young age, probably from her parents whoring her out to the film industry, that did the opposite of most girls who are traumatized at a young age, you know their period at 7 thanks to traumatic experiences…and this one ended up never getting her period….stunting her growth, delaying her puberty….and keeping her weird looking in her adult years….all big head, little body, on TV for such a long time that people are used to her look, but that probably wouldn’t be into her…if she wasn’t on TV…

TV career is like that thing that makes a bitch better than she is, increases the stock price, and the broken, traumatic aspect of her character, makes her more fun to fuck, horny, dirty pig, trained by pervert execs at a young age.

It’s nice….but not as nice as seeing her butt for instagram like a low level fame-whore, basic chick. It normalizes her…despite how weird she looks with her child body….a child body that is likely why you pervs are into her.

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2017

Aug

Jessica Simpson’s Cleavage of the Day

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I have a big titty on 40 year old bitches fetish…

It doesn’t have to be a celebrity 40 year old mom with monster tits…

It can be any bitch in her 40s with big tits…

I’ve been seeing so many of them, all womanly, pre menopausal, and I’m not sure if it’s just the hormones in the food or something like sluttier clothing, or girls giving it a shot before it is too late, or if I was just never open to big titty 40 year olds…as I had this cut off age of 24 and that made them invisible…

That’s not to say I haven’t banged 40 year olds, or older, in my life, it’s just to say I either blocked it out and hated it or…just blocked it out…because with big tits usually comes gut, sloppy ass, and thighs…

So seeing a 40 year old like Jessica Simpson, young billionaire, showing off tits at a kid’s birthday party, knowing the rest of her is fat…isn’t the hottest thing ever…but it is good enough for me….

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2017

Aug

Jessica Alba Tits of the Day

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Jessica Alba shook her mom tits while making a mom joke about them being hormonal and milk filled because if you know anything about pregnant women – they are disgusting, they know they are disgusting, and only have their tits to carry them through the pregancy and often times the first year of being a new mom, thanks to it being the only thing their husbands want to look at or fuck, but also because their pussies are shredded and can’t be fucked.

I guess what I am saying is that Alba, even knowing she’s an old Alba, knows to use the tits for that attention that makes her feel good now that she can’t cheat on her husband with actual celebrities for a while, since that’d be weird….seeing as she’s got his baby, or what they think is their baby up in her..

Point being…

I’m into this mom tit thing..

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2017

Aug

Man Shits On Bus and Other Videos of the Day

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Trashy Chicks Kicked Off a PLane

Opening a Beer the Dumbest Way

Perv Ass Grabber

Better Perv on the Train

Dumb Street Performer

Suicide of the Day

Naked Rapist Caught in Bathroom

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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When you sneak into a hotel that is having a police convention, and you walk down to the pool to check out young girls in the hotel in their bikinis, you probably should not hop into the hot tub, after identifying the group of cops by their lame tribal tattoos, and say “I normally prefer my big grilled not boiled”….they will get offended…but if you divert their anger, because you’re a sales guy, by getting them to tell you stories about prostitutes they’ve let off in exchange for sex…you’ll be in with them…an honorary pig, and next thing you know…you’ll be running drugs, gambling rings and hookers with them…

I guess what I am saying is, more than just herpes happens in hot tubs…career moves with corrupt cops too..unless they were just baiting me, to arrest me…fuck.

Here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning…

Kathy Griffin Shaves Head to Support Sister with Cancer
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GOPRO BEST OF THE TOUR DE FRANCE
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Kylie Jenner’s Fat Fake Ass in Leggings
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Ariel Winter’s House is for Sale
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Kate Beckinsale – Not Killed by Stalker
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Harley Davidson Ironhead Rebuild
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Insane Accident in LA of the DAy
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Kim Zolciak – Tranny with the Big Tits
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Detroit – looks Good – For an Oscar Not So White Campaign
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2017

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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9/10 girls you ask to mold their vagina will say no, at least if you’re in a 24 hour grocery store at 1 am and the girls you ask are cashiers, clearly not into bettering their
nights….

But if you find the one who says yes – marry her – or at least take her up on the offer

Because you are an artist…Make art / a pervert who can’t deny pussy molding…or pussy MOLD for that matter…take it all, whatever you can get…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Fat Rihanna Snack Attack
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Sarah Hyland Booty in a Bikini
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Kris Jenner Plastic Surgery Bikini
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Ashley Simpson Lives.
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Kate Upton Tits by the Pool
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Chloe Grace Bikini
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I am Into the Raccoon Washing his Grapes
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Kid With Down’s Syndrome Singing Whitney Houston…
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Outback Steak House Denies Illuminati Ties
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Bella Hadid – See Through
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Model Ashley Hart Topless
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Tiffany AMber Theissan Still Exists
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Jennifer Aniston Old and Boring
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The Linkin Park Piano Mashup is So Fucking Gay Clickbait
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Idiot Rear Ended Car and Can’t Flee the Accident
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This Movie Suburbicon Looks Good
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Some Dude Stalked Kate Beckinsale at Comicon – Obvs
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AnnaLynne McCord Slutty
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Husky Won’t Leave the Front Seat.
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Geese Crossing the Street – After Waiting for Green Light
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Dead Actor of the Day
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Jennifer Lawrence in a Trailer for Darren Aronofsky Movie
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Joss Stone – Not Erotic in Concert
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Judge Lets Son Choose His Dad’s Punishment
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Orange is the New Black Jackie Cruz Bathing Suit Weirdness
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Paris Jackson with Macaulay Culkin
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Miss Bumbum in Short Shorts
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Greer Grammer in a Dress
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Dude Eats 203 Chips Ahoy Cookies
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Random Tumblr of the Day
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Sexual Tourist Degrades Filipino Pro
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Chubby and her Dildo
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Greek Pussy
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Kate Sekker – Hot Slut
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Some Sluts Bondage Pics
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Bugs Flying Around an Asshole
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VR PORN
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Chick Does the Truffle Shuffle
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The Silliest Tattoo of the Day
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Craziest Drug Freakout of 2017
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Naked SLut
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Masturbating Cam Girl while BF Plays Videogames
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2017

Jul

Bella Thorne Wild and Crazy of the Day

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A day is not a day on the internet…without some Bella Thorne erotica…

She is out there bringing it…and I don’t really know what bringing it is but that’s all I have to say about her antics…

Other than let her inspire you to bring it….bra top…titties out…out of control because being a rich Disney Kid shouldn’t stop you from being an exhibitionist, instead it clearly encourages it, but remember you don’t need to be a Disney Kid to be an exhibitionist either, just put me on the BCC of of your naughtiness…I like participating…or I guess that’s just voyeurism…either way keep it up….I have nothing better to do..

I don’t know what she’s all about…but she’s living it….

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2017

Jul

Adriana Lima’s Interesting Outfit of the Day

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Adriana Lima posted some slutty pics of herself that don’t look like herself because the real Adriana Lima is an old, bloated, thick, monster who still gets work thanks to a contract, a recognized name, great eyes, and most importantly, PHOTOSHOP…

But I am into the thong from behind fashion art going on here, because all art that is not really art but rather smutty nonsense with some Victoria’s Secret promo model who made millions off this shit…is worth looking at, even if it’s just for a minute…

Racy…

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2017

Jul

Pamela Anderson Topless and Menopausal for PETA of the Day

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I just ate chicken and bacon, but that doesn’t mean I don’t respect animals, I mean it kind of does since I don’t need to be eating animals, I don’t really love the taste, yet I just ate murdered animal because it was on my sandwich for no real nutritional reason, and I guess meat in and of itself as a concept is vile…

But I like to think I do it to increase my carbon footprint, to help destroy the planet, knowing how much of the world’s resources go into feeding livestock for us to eat, when we don’t need to eat it, and to transport livestock that we don’t need to eat, yet we eat, because we are idiots…

So I get what Pam Anderson is doing here for PETA, getting topless, fighting FUR, it’s important..it’s just weird and shameless to see Pam Anderson and her plastic surgery ridden everything at 50 getting naked to promote anything…and those tits…they can’t be animal friendly…or anything friendly…but at least they are being put to use to save cute animals from dying…for excess even though she’s excessive…

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