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2017

01

Aug

Ariel Winter Feeling Sexy of the Day

Ariel Winter attempted a weird before and after photoseries for instagram – to either capture her posing slutty ass shots in a bikini for her friend with a hotter body than her…who I assume is on her payroll…or on her own quest to mooch off the TV star for followers…you know stick close to the sad lonely famous chick on TV and you’ll get your turn from people you meet or followers she gives you…basic marketing…all you gotta do is be her bitch and take her pics and tell her she’s not a dumpy little ditch pig no one loves…not even her parents…you know…basic shit…

Maybe she’s just showing off how much photoshop she does to her body…

WHO cares…the pics happened…look at them

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2017

01

Aug

Bella Hadid VS Kendall Jenner Braless of the Day

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Bella Hadid and Kendall Jenner are the same breed of kid from LA who have siblings more famous than them and parents who basically lined up this lifestyle for them….who are anything but normal teen girls, or early 20 year old girls, but who will pretend to be, or who will be seen to normal 20 year old girls as the hero, the idol, the person to aspire to be, the celebrity to watch…and I hope that’s something these girls grow out of, because there is nothing amazing about these cunts, they are entitled, lazy, rich kids that were handed a career, that don’t deserve that career, and that continue to exist all because of laziness in an industry…

The fact they have influence or are INFLUENCERS is beyond me, they are famous for being famous and get work for the same reason, people are lazy and just hand it to them, like people are braindead and just buy into them…and whatever they are selling…

It’s weird…product of a mindless robotic society of click click / buy buy / no thinking…be like Kendall and Hadid…fucking weird.

And the only thing good they are really doing is being braless…in sheer tops…like they are in a titty competition…for preverts like me to stare at…cuz i like young tit.

Posted in:Bella Hadid|Kendall Jenner|SFW

2017

01

Aug

Fergie in a Bikini VS Gwen Stefani in a Bikini of the Day

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Fergie’s in a bikini and she’s got one fucked up belly button..

I wonder if it is from the sex change, you know where they put her testicles when they are done with them…

Or maybe she’s not actually a tranny, and that was just early face fillers, before all the doctors became pro and all the women and their tranny faces looked more delicate, angelic and clown-like…

Or maybe this is just what happens when you’re old as fuck and a mom – who once had a fit body …

Who knows…

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Gwen Stefani was also in a bikini top, I didn’t feel like doing another post on the exact same thing, 40 year old women who were in the late 90s and early 2000s known for their masculine musculature…no longer fit as fuck thanks to being moms…but I guess not terribly offensive in their half nakedness, seeing as most women are a lot fucking worse…but then again…most women aren’t multi-millionaire celebs who should spend their time looking better than average…

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Posted in:Fergie|Gwen Stefani|SFW

2017

01

Aug

Ashley Hart Topless of the Day

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Ashley Hard is Jessica Hart’s sister…who have been in one picture IN BIKINIS TOGETHER …bringing out the fantasy of pretty much any dude anywhere who’s dated a girl with a sister, or seen two hot sisters, or even heard about hot sisters and wanted to do the natural thing and watch them fuck each other – or have one sit on your face with you fuck the other – because in your fantasies you’re a fucking king…or some shit…

They are Australian Trash, but at least one of them dates a billionaire, bringing some hot genes to their breeding, because when you land a billionaire – you do what he fucking says so that you don’t lose that retirement plan…..

Well, this one is topless on the beach…

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2017

01

Aug

Lottie Moss, Socialite in a Bikini of the Day

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Lottie Moss is not Kate Moss and I don’t think she really claims to be..

She’s more into using the last name to get her into all the right parties, or have the paparazzi take pics of her, or get into Reality shows as “Kate Moss’ sister”…since it’s far better and more fun doing that than going to college and trying for a real job…right.

She spends every single week in a bikini, at the beach somewhere south of London…and it’s a good life she’s got…and she didn’t even have to do shit for it, let the sister do all the hard work, ride the wave…

It’s actually a better life than being the star of the family, no pressure when you’re the lowlife mooch living in the family owned condo…riding the credit card your sister gave you to shop with…

Living the good life..and to make things better, she’s got a hot little body in that bikini. I’m a fan.

from the IG

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Posted in:Lottie Moss|SFW

2017

01

Aug

Katharine McPhee Panty Flash of the Day

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American Idol Katharine McPhee who has since turned into some TV star I don’t really care about…

I don’t really think about Simon Cowell’s cumshots that he’s thrown at the industry via his television brain washing show…to see whether it trips out of Seacrest’s ass or not…

If that makes sense, I mean, I like to think it makes sense, but I am more into dicussing Simon Cowell cumming in Seacrest like a married couple trying to have a baby, but they can’t because the wife has no idea the husband was smart enough to Vastectomy…as breeding is gross…

The point is, whether she’s an American Idol or not, an actress or not, celebrated or not, she’s still a girl petting a dog flashing her panty covered cunt and that makes her a friend of all of ours.

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Posted in:Katherine McPhee|SFW

2017

01

Aug

Rita Ora Bikini of the Day

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Rita Ora wants you to know that she’s more than just tits…she’s also an ass…in a bikini..for the paparazzi as part of her PR strategy to get publicity, to stay in the media, to maintain that level of celebrity she has, even though no one really knows who she is or what she does…at least not in America…because we don’t have to listen to her shitty music she used to get her Work Visa…or that she used to seduce a Kardashian, a Calvin Harris and whoever else along the way….

We can just focus on what is actually important…her actual skill…her actual ass and tits in a bikini….

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Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2017

01

Aug

Demi Rose Chick and her Crazy Fat Ass of the Day

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Demi Rose is a known instagram hooker, she has 5 million followers, she produces really shitty images, and she’s got Kim Kardashian type plastic surgery, fake asses and face, and tits, and waist, to give her that instagram filter look in her everyday life..

She is 22 years old, she clearly fucks black guys, or at least embraces the look the black guys are into, so that the white guys follow suit, and I’ve bene told that she actually gets paid to fuck…at least according to my source….but then again…so does every chick I know…they don’t need 5 million instagram followers for that.

I’ve seen a bunch of paparazzi pics of her that I ignore, because I don’t support picture of girls who look like this, they creep me out…

But I couldn’t ignore how clownlike and comical these cartoon ass shots in shorts were…what the hell is going on here…it’s weird..but I’m into it…knowing that this is the ass of the future…a fake one…that looks silly as fuck in person but great is cheesy selfies…I mean I guess it’s better than working at walmart as a cashier…or as a stripper..right.

I don’t know how people like this, but they do.

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Posted in:Demi Rose|SFW

2017

01

Aug

Hailee Steinfeld’s Bathing Suit on Set…of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld is shooting a movie that she’s wearing a one piece bathing suit in…

I am assuming she’s on the swim team, or the diving team, you know some compelling story of overcoming an obstacle and at the climax of the film, she ends up winning the race….even though they pretend she’s not going to…because humans need really basic storylines that end up aspirational…hero…whatever…

The real issue is why she’s wearing ill fitting spanx, it looks like it is holding in a mic or some other thing, like an insulin pump…is she diabetic? I don’t know…I just know that ass shots in bikinis or bathing suits are better when there isn’t a mid thigh skin colored short under said bathing suit…

It’s almost offensive and weird..but if you look close enough, you can see her nipple and that should be all you really care about.

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Posted in:Hailee Steinfeld|SFW

2017

01

Aug

Elsa Hosk is Ridiculous of the Day

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Elsa Hosk was a shameless titty model, who I guess got some exposure in the model scene because she’s hot as fuck and when the brand Victoria’s Secret was looking for some new promo models who looked a lot like their old promo models, to replace their old promo models while they went off to get pregnant, with new promo models, she got the job….even if her work before Victoria’s Secret was just a lot of topless shit….

Well, the promo model who was off on disability is back, leaving the future unknown for this temp / scab….and she knows she’s gotta put work out there to get people to support her and keep her working…and what better way to do that is slutty pics….because slutty pics get noticed…even if they aren’t that slutty, they are still slutty enough and she looks amazing in them.

I’d sign the petition to keep her around, even if she’s pushing 30…this is still good.

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