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2017

02

Aug

Sofia Vergara’s Naked in Women’s Health of the Day

Sofia Vergara is naked in Women’s Health in some strategic naked way..that basically makes her not naked at all…but naked none the less…and I guess if you’re into 50 year old busty women who parody hispanic women for some Network TV sticom bullshit…and you’d expect her of all people to know how to get naked properly, not like this bullshit…

You see, she was a florida single mom who snuck into America…who miraculously got onto TV…girl gets naked…or knows how to get naked…so this naked is just weak, offensive, lazy now that she’s rich…as you’d expect…

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2017

02

Aug

Lily Rose Depp is Magical of the Day

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I think Lily Rose Depp is pretty perfect…

I am not a Johnny Depp fan..

This is not a Sophie Simmons situation where people think she’s hot because they have a hard on for KISS..

This is a looking at an 18 year old girl with this great face and little body…and she makes me feel like the kind of pervert I know I am in my core…who sexualizes 18 year old girls in their braless outfits on a daily basis like it is my job, even though I am unemployed….because I prefer working on my passion projects…non -fat chicks…rich or not…famous dad or not…I dig it.

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Here she is lesbian youthful fantasy..

Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2017

02

Aug

Elle Macpherson Pussy Rubbing on Bike Seat Fetish of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but every time I see a girl on a bike, especially in a skirt, I assume she’s rubbing her pussy up against it, because girls are horny and despite their persona of being little ladies, they are infact into grinding their cunts into everything they can, in efforts to lube up or cum…

So it makes sniffing bike seats a lot more fun…..unless you get caught by some killjoy against you sniffing bike seats…

The pussy being rubbed on this bike seat is Elle Macpherson…the top model from the late 80s I used to jerk off to when Sports Illustrated swim matters…my first supermodel crush I can remember…and by crush I mean picture I destroyed by spraying my 18 year old seed all over it.

The pics aren’t all that hot, but she’s still magical, and really hot depends on how perverted you are…you can find erections in everything..

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I guess these pics are weak…but here she is covered in mud….like you’d want a woman to be…if you’re into scat.

Posted in:Elle Macpherson|SFW

2017

02

Aug

Sofiia Chuprikova is the Naked Blonde Chick of the DAy

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Not all models are created equally and not all models are even models…and I don’t know where this Sofiia Chuprikova chick falls into the mix…because we live in a world where everyone is a fucking model – taking cheesy staged pics – and confusing people like me from figuring out who is getting paid and legit and who is just some college aged kid with a dream they’ll never have to actually work.

Her instagram coupled with this shoot leads me to believe it doesn’t really matter what her deal is because I get to see her naked…and that’s all we really care about.

It’s actually my favorite thing about this entitled generation, they all think they have what it takes to make it..and they get naked trying…

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2017

02

Aug

Dioni Tabbers & Valerie van der Graaf Model Tits French Kiss of the Day

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When I take pics of topless models tonguing each other, I come across as some weirdo casting couch pervert trying to get a boner to jerk off to at a later date, because my models are homeless crackheads in need of 5 dollars, my camera an iphone 4 or less, and my set a back alley…

When Ellen Von Unwerth does it, it’s fashion or “art”…because she’s been in the game since the 80s, has always done sexual content, but most importantly, because the world accepts her as an artist, not a pervert, being a girl perv makes things easier and girl gets PAID hefty for it…

I’ll still look at her models and their big tits…cuz I like big tits…tonguing..cuz I am also a pervert…I just don’t get paid for it.

Posted in:Dioni Tabbers|Valerie van der Graaf

2017

02

Aug

Kim Garner Bikini of the Day

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Kim Garner is not related to Jennifer Garner, but I am sure she wishes she was, because it would give her some credibility and she’d be more than just this fame whoring reality star who spends the last month in a bikini hoping the paparazzi care enough to give her some press, because it’s hard out there for a bottom feeder from the UK.

You probably have no idea who Kim Garner is, and I barely know who Kim Garner is, but I have seen her half naked pics around over the last few years and I think she’s got one of the greatest bodies out there, she’s fit, she’s skinny legged, she’s got an ass, and overall…this is what I like looking at, rather than all these freakish fake ass weirdos..

I know, it’s weird to see a chimney sweeper from the UK with a nice tan and body, they are usually grey skinned piles of slop…but she exists, is likely trashy as you’d expect, but that body..is banging…and here are some of her ass in a bikini because why not…

She’s good…not sure what she’s good at other than this bikini thing…but we live in an era where that bikini thing is enough.

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2017

02

Aug

Kendall Jenner’s Panty Pic and Kim K’s Porn Mom Tits of the Day

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In very unimportant news…Kendall Jenner posted a picture of her ass photoshopped in a pair of panties, while topless and grabbing her tit, because that’s what young girls do, especially when they get paid stupid amounts of money to do it, thanks to their mom’s whoring them out…but not in a porn way…in a “Fashionable porn way”….

You know, just following her sister’s trashy lead, but a little more high end, because they made all kinds of stupid money off the sister, they can now afford to be life of luxury…where that their butt shot panty pics are in fact…just “art” or however they spin it to justify posting up panty pics…

I guess, I’m from an era where you had to beg or trick girls into getting into their panties, so seeing all these panties all day is confusing. I mean sure there were always the girls like Kendall in their underwear in magazines and Sears Catalogs…but this shit is everywhere, it’s not even a thing…yet I am posting it like it is…

The more interesting, and not even by much part of this story is her porn mom sister and her porn career tits….that made the family billions of sponsorship money via her porn….being exposed in public like it’s the style, when really it’s just clickbait to stay in the media…Garbage everywhere – but we don’t have the power to collectively unfollow them, it’d be interesting if we did….I’d work on starting a movement if I cared…

Here are the leader…the reason they exist…and her tits…

Posted in:Kendall Jenenr|Kim Kardashian|SFW

2017

02

Aug

Sex in the Ocean and Other videos of the Day

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Booty on Fire…

Naked Guy Riding a Scooter

Lice on the Train

Crazy Woman on a Motorcycle

Perv on the Train

Journalist Gets Punched on Live TV

Dancing Woman of the Day

Man Gets Attacked by Teens on the Train

Proposal Gone Wrong

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

02

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I heard a kid in the park talking to his mom or his camp councillor or his Filipino nanny….that “boys can have vaginas too”….and she said “right”….

I was upset a crazy Christian didn’t step in freaking out about it, because that’s always funny, but instead was glad to see progress, seeing as I am trying to change my gender to expecting mother to get the parking spots at the mall…that I find otherwise segregating and oppressive.

I tried getting the HADICAPABLE sticker many years ago, and I’d stand outside the mall doing a little janky tap dance in a clown outfit, with my hat out for tips….but that didn’t work…but I know…thanks to this little boy and his “boys have vaginas too” statement…that inclusiveness may one day in fact include me…

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My Friend Ana Braga Shamelessly Showing Off Her Ass
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No One Loves Bill Cosby…Not Even People He Pays
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Kid on a Tortoise…KILL THE KID
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Rebel Wilson Erotica
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Storm Chasing in 4k
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Carrie Fisher Gave Some Slut Really Great Advice..
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Crushing Paper is the Dumbest Video of the Day
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2017

01

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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People are so horny these days and in public too…

It’s like I can’t leave my house, but when I do leave my house, after many hours of thinking about living my house, I see people of all ages practically fucking in the park, at the grocery store, in cars, all of these places and it I find it pretty interesting how angry they get when you stare, or try to masturbate at them, or when you ask questions like what her pussy tastes like and how her pussy varies depending on what she ate, where she is in her cycle, the YEAST INFECTION or the UTI….

If you’re going out there and bringing it for me to experience in it, consider me the third wheel in your fun…and I have some questions…

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Ben Affleck and his GF Buying Booze
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Jessica Biel is So Old and Washed Up
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Chrissy Teigen Period Skin
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Paralyzed Kitten Finally Walks
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Garbage Nip Slip of the Day
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Rat Cow Slutty Selfies
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Demi Lovato Slutty Performing
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Krysten Ritter in a Tight Outfit
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Aston Martin of the Day
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How To Make Siri Sing Bohemian Rhapsody
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Katherine McPhee Panty Flash
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Cat Woman Got Engaged
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Danica McKellar for Old Perverts
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Kathy Griffin’s Pussy Matches her Head
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Celine Erotica
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Amrbosio Walking
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Amanda Riley Ferree is a Slut
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Blake Lively CLEAVAGE
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The Corn Bin Says No
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A Bunch of Sardines
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Beyonce is Such Trash
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The Anal Sex Tattoo
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Pussy of the Day
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