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2017

10

Jul

Olivia Munn in Montreal of the Day

Despite always hating on Olivia Munn for being a scammer….when really I should be celebrating her being a scammer…because I like scammers and trolling motherfuckers…who get what they want before it’s too late…while still looking hot…because she knew to milk the nerds of the world…amazing…

For some reason I defended the nerds, when really I should have been siding with the hot pussy manipulating and scamming the nerds…because who gives a fuck about nerds…not OLIVIA MUNN, unless they are paying her or financing her movies…

I should always side with the narcissitic girl…winning at life…

She’s in Montreal…filming a movie…and I am in montreal sitting on a soiled couch…together but apart….something I find comfort in….unless she calls the police on me for harassment….because there are probably laws against shit talking pussy you never met….that happens to be in the same town as you and is richer and more connected than you….

Meaning, I’ll just keep sitting on my couch and let her IG feed talk to my peeping tom needs…cuz I’m not a good paparazzi….spy cam in toilet bowls kind of guy…cuz I actually don’t give a fuck about any of this, but I will watch her kick…for her Xmen role…fetish.

Posted in:Olivia Munn|SFW

2017

10

Jul

Lily Rose Depp is Magical of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is perfect…..

I am a fan. I think she’s the best thing celebrity kids has to offer and not because I am a Johnny Depp fan…but because her tight little body and hard nipples are great, her face better…she’s stylish in short shorts and crop top….and cool and the fact that she’s a spoiled brat rich kid with her life set the fuck up for her….

Probably a total cunt, who is rude to the hired help and everyone around her lazy ass, and I love that…she’s freshly 18 and not a disaster drug addict like her dad yet…

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Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2017

10

Jul

Scout Willis Bush of the Day

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I love bush and all things that celebrate brush – except feminist lesbians who try to intellectualize bush – but only because they think I am a misogynist…even though I am one of themm…

Partially because of my love for bush – I am a bush ambassador…I don’t try to pretend that growing a bush is a protest against the man….even though it’s less work to grow a bush…and men will fuck anything…and it doesn’t need to be a child-like bald pussy to get them off unless they are gay…and more interestingly….and bald pussy is an industry run by women on women hate crimes…judging each other for not shaving…

Well Scout Willis..the hipster who is more attractive than the other WILLIS SISTERS…showed off her bush hanging out of her bathing suit…a fetish of mine…that she probably thinks is being shocking because she’s rich and medicated trying to have purpose in a life with no purpose cuz her parents have the purpose for her….

When really, it’s just hot, erotic, a fetish, and the way it is meant to be…keep the pussy spilling out of the bathing bottoms…

Posted in:Scout Willis|SFW

2017

10

Jul

Taylor Momsen is LIVES of the Day

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Taylor Momsen use to whatever she could to get noticed…but she just doesn’t try hard enough….because she is forgotten…

She was better at this shocking with slutty behavior in trying to be a fake rocker…to separate herself from her spoiled and candy coated hollywood image….SHE IS THE GIRL IN THE GRINCH WHO STOLE CHRISTMAS LIVE ACTION MOVIE….

All in efforts to make it as a contrived musician…cuz she’s been up in hollywood since she was 1 and bullshit is all she knows….

The slutty worked better at 16 – 18…but fizzled out…so put out some topless that’s not topless but that’s also not spread vagina…making the whole experience shitty but I’ll still post it because my whole experience is shitty.

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Momsen

2017

10

Jul

Ashanti in a Bikini of the Day

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I have been doing this site for 10 years…and I have never done a post on Ashanti and I probably shouldn’t have started now..but then again why not…celebrate all things with a voice of an angel – like Ashanti – who is happy she’s not Aalyiah – because she’s not dead….rocking some thick thighs in a bikini…because thick thighs are a sing of fertility and being a proper lady to jerk off to…

I like whatever is going on here..

Posted in:Ashanti|SFW

2017

10

Jul

Elsa Hosk Nude on the Internet of the Day

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Everyone is getting naked on the internet all day, and now it’s got to the point where it is no fun.

I don’t know why they bother doing it, I mean other than being attention seeking whores…

There is no reason for her to get naked, other than because she’s an exhibitionist, and lives for this shit, or she doesn’t grasp basic marketing or maybe she does…

Still about as boring as naked models….which isn’t that boring…their nakedness unnecessary…but boring…

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2017

10

Jul

Pink on the Breast Feed of the Day

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Pink is not a man…..or she is but she has decided her pronoun is mom…and she’s shoving tits in her babies mouth for the world to see in what she may pretend is empowerment…even though breast feeding in public has never been a thing anywhere I’ve been…for as long as I can remember – women have breast fed in public….but these idiots are trying to find a cause to attach themselves and I’m all for it thanks to tits.

Posted in:Pink|SFW

2017

10

Jul

Sistine Stallone Upskirt of the Day

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Sistine Stallone is Sylvester Stallone’s daughter who’s face is a little too Sylvester Stallone looking for my liking….but she’s flashing her panties…and they are magical because they are celebrity kids, rich kids, brats who people only care about because their dad is Rambo, and that alone makes the pussy properly broken and A-List…

He probably neglected as he was being famous, probably fucking all kind of models, not limited to Brigitte Nielsen, who is the original Bruce Jenner…chick with a dick, at least in broad shoulders…

But she’s got a trust fund and people fuck with anything associated with celebrity…up on trying to be the next Kardashian…but failing…unless you think upskirts are a win…and I do….I think exactly that…

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Posted in:SFW|Sistine Stallone

2017

10

Jul

Topless Protsters and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Tries New Recreational Drugs

Dude Assaults Air BNB Guest

Crash on Livestream

Woman Fails Breathalizer….

Driver VS Joggers

Stripped Topless

Cops taken out

Drifting of the Day

Posted in:stepLINKS|Videos

2017

10

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Jokes may have happened this weekend, but I can’t be too sure, because I was drunk and everything is a fucking blank…everything except my new found love for sending the most awkward flacid cock dick pics to random people – featuring my creepy smiling face because like the rest of the flashing, half retard world….I figure put it out there if it offends, disgusts, while making people laugh….all at the same time you know…

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Leaked Han Solo Pics
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The Dark Tower Trailer
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Waka Flocka and his Sign Language Girl
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A Trip to the Last Standing K-Mart in the World
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Husband Finds Out He’s Getting a Kidney from his Wife
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Couple Get Married in a Grow Op
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Alicia Vikander Ripped Teenage Boy Body
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