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2017

30

May

Lais Ribeiro in a Bikini of the Day

Lais Ribeiro looks good….for a mom, who has a 10 year old son, even though she’s 26, like some kind of pervert who fucks in her teens but doesn’t abort due to Brazilian catholicism….and stupidity…but she managed to power through that whole teen pregnancy and become a “top” Victoria’s Secret model….because that’s how the world works when your body is this fucking outrageous…you deserve the world, even if your vagina is banged out, and it probably isn’t…she’s had a decade to recover…it’s CANDICE SWANEPOEL you gotta worry about….

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As a reference to CANDICE SWANEPOEL fresh baby maker….having a banged out pussy because she just had the kid and it hasn’t had a decade to recover….but it has lefter her with an Old Candice Swanepoel face….not nearly as interesting as the NEW generation…really.

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Posted in:Lais Ribeiro|SFW

2017

30

May

Eniko Mihalik’s Posting TITS on Instagram of the Day

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Eniko Mihalik snuck her nipple onto Instagram and everyone was happy, and by everyone I mean me, because I have no friends, people don’t like me, and I don’t bother having these discussions with them to determine whether the nipple they see on the social media is a nipple they love, I just think to myself, damn, if people can be posting nipples on social media, and my whole business model was post nipples that of these actors and models because no one was allowed to post them on mainstream channels….like instagram…but now they can…I am officially obsolete….like Blockbuster…because no one cares about what I have to say about the nipple, they just care about the nipple itself…

Life debates, philosophical what does it all mean moments…with myself…something you can probably related to, you chronic masturbating weirdo.

That said – Eniko Mihalik is some 30 year old, pretty well paid, actual model…and clearly she’s lovely.

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2017

30

May

Sofia Richie and Some Instagram Ratchet Slut Groupies in Bikinis of the Day

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Sofia Richie is Lionel’s legit daughter…

She’s putting his hit making money to good use by renting out a Yacht and inviting trashy instagram girls who take the bootleg Kim Kardashian style pics, or would that be Kylie style pics, you know in bikini, showing off fat ass, photoshopped to shit, that people seem to fucking love and find hot…but that I hate and find basic, boring, and usually attention not warranted…

You know, not the hottest in the room, the loudest, sluttiest, who has all the followers…

Well, I guess all these insta like lovers found each other…and together they YACHT likea bunch of YACHTISTIC people…only looking like they were pulled out of the strip club…but ended up on Monaco…weird.

I don’t fucking get it, but the other asses in bikinis looking chubby and face injected are Chantal Jeffries and Jocelyn Chew…I call them girls who fuck black rappers….who found them on IG…

It’s a weird fucking world we live in, where the half naked posing on Instagram is everything…I don’t get it…because all I see is failed strippers and street hookers made by you and SKINNY tea sponsors – despite them not even being skinny..

NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE…but yachts, great photo opp for an Insta Pic…right…

They all look the fucking same…same god complex cosmetic surgeon I guess…”YOU MUST ALL LOOK LIKE THIS…LIKE A KARDASHIAN”…..

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Posted in:SFW|Sofia Richie

2017

30

May

Victoria Justice and Madison Beer Bikini Instagram Posing of the Day

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Victoria Justice and her sister Madison Beer were in bikinis in TULUM because TULUM is the cool destination people like to go to and by people I mean instagram models in bikinis

She’s from some TV show where her costar Ariana Grande went on to host TERRORIST ATTACKS in the UK…because she was just that famous…while the title of the show was named after this one…who went onto pose for instagram pics with her sister in Mexico….bootleg.

Her sister on the other hand was in some nude scandal or leaked photo thing, and one of the pics had actual pussy scabs, herpes sores…which I assume she was sending an ex rich guy to say “LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO ME…OMG THANKS NOW I FIT IN IN HOLLYWOOD”…or to her doctor to get a prescription from home…but either way…typical, yet gnarly as fuck to look at…even if I’ve banged girls with herpes or know girls with herpes or not, your pussies looked jacked the fuck up yo..

That’s enough…they look good, lame, but good in bikinis and for that…we stare.

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Posted in:SFW|Victoria Justice

2017

30

May

Ariel Winter Bikini Monster of the Day

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Ariel Winter is a monster…a Troll…a sick joke…and she’s in a bikini…

She is so trash, with her fat legs rubbing together and scaring the kids….as they loudly approach them….not in pants to prevent causing forrest first from the friction…some Smokey the Bear shit, while being built like Smokey the Bear…

I am not a fan of anything going on here, but I do like her photoshopped pics to cross reference to the paparazzi pics, just to really figure out the body positive lie she’s putting out there

She’s another no soul, raped by her parents, rebelling in a bikini, while Christian parents still approve of her because they watch the show…it’s the equivalent of legal prostituion – but the pig / beastiality version…she’s gets away with this because she’s on TV, but shouldn’t…because she’s vile….

The monster mash…

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Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

30

May

Vanessa & Stella Hudgens & Ashley Tisdale Bikini Party of the Day

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In what was one of the lamest old lady trying to be current, relevant and in line with the times – because they were once it-girls and they don’t want that shit to ever die – only they were it-girls when it wasn’t about being cool, in fact it was about being lame as fuck, and that is just something they’ll have to carry with them into their 40s…as they record bikini videos, barely scandalous, in some too late to be a rebel, to softcore vanilla to be considered rebelling, but you know when they filmed this – they thought it was the best thing ever…because they are the fucking worst..

I do like that Vanessa Hudgens was early to the nude seflie game, and that she’s not fat…and I guess her sister’s fat tits with hard nipples is ok to…but over all…LAME, embarrassing, sad…but it still happened…and they still thought it was wonderful…so delusion…is the answer…

They probably own the app they are endorsing…

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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|SFW|Stella Hudgens|Vanessa Hudgens

2017

30

May

Gracie Carvalho Hot Video of the Day

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Gracie Carvalho is some Victoria’s Secret, corporately owned, token black girl so that they are viewed as totally politically correct, in what I like to think of as the GLEE phenomenon….where it is just so PC it’s almost mocking PC…..because let’s face it…PC is a pile of shit….and even PC people saying lets all hold hands and be the same, but we need to represent the population so give me 2 blacks for ever 10 whites, throw in a half asian, and 40 illegal mexicans and boom – we have our campaigns…but they forgot fat chicks, damn, make half fat, one trans, the other NATIVE american and the last one someone who doesn’t identify as anything, no gender, sexuality, or ethnicity…because we are America…saying we are all the same but singling us out and putting us in campaigns…thanks…

I just like that her name says “HO” in it, because let’s face it, I think all these girls getting paid to use their bodies are HOES in a certain capacity, usually for work, and for personal life, as they all tag along with rich guys….hoping one marries or knocks them up…weird.

I also like their weird titty videos…

Posted in:Gracie Carvalho

2017

30

May

Katy Perry GUNT of the Day

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Seeing the roll of fat where the pubic hair on most women once was – is not a fetish…

Whether you call it upper pussy fat, a MUFF gut, a GUNT, or all the other things you refer to the flap of fat hanging over a pussy when you fuck it, usually because it’s had kids not abortions….it’s alway disgusting…

Throw some Katy Perry into the mix…and it becomes pop porn…like pop corn but with more slutty famous people…doing slutty thigns…like spreading their legs so you can see their kangaroo pouch you want to climb up inside…

I guess it’s a fetish…like Katy Perry…a Terrible fetish…of fat pussy tops for real weird men….Life…

This looks like an old fat guy, sitting in a trailer park wearing a wife beater and his underwear after just finishing raping his daughter…and maybe it is…

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Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2017

30

May

Sarah Hyland Skinny Girl BBQing her Meal of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is doing a little BBQ for Memorial Day weekend. On the Christian radio I was listening to as I do, not because I am a religious man, but because I am not a religious man, they Pastor said, it’s OK to BBQ on Memorial Day, you don’t need to spend the day crying over dead soldiers, but rather realizing that life is short and they died for your freedoms to BBQ….

I know you patriotic folks will agree with that, and so will you religious folk, but I don’t believe they died for any freedoms, but rather were pawns used to some weird strategies we’ll never understand and if there was no military, I feel like we’d still be as free as we want to be – because the world isn’t as terrible as it’s been made out to be…not everyone wants to rape and kill you.

THAT SAID…i think posting bathing suit pics by the BBQ, thinking “YAY DAY OFF FROM MY RICH PERSON LIFE OF LUXURY – I AM A VAPID CUNT FROM TV – BUT AT LEAST I AM NOT FAT LIKE ARIEL WINTER – MY CO STAR”….is trashy.

THAT SAID…I think her posting her skinny legs, all anorexic looking in a time se’s been criticized for being ANorexic by the media that LOVES fat chicks, the same people making homosexuals gay…the MEDIA….when really she’s just skinny….cooking an invisible meal…like “this is what I eat….nothing..you fat fucks”…is brilliant…good job.

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2017

30

May