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2017

06

Jun

Iggy Azalea Weird Fake Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Iggy Azalea’s ass is fucking jacked up….

I realize that a specific demographic of dudes loves this shitter, but what the fuck am I looking at. It’s so freakish and abnormal, like she’s fat but she’s not fat, all at the same time, and then the part where she is fat is all lumpy and terrifying, which I guess is just another lie – like pretty much everything about her, her career, her “personal brand”, her “rapping” and everything about it….

This is just weirdness….you can probably masturbate to….because I believe in you.

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2017

06

Jun

Bregje Heinen Sexy Topless of the Day

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One of my most heated and romantic love affairs was short lived and with a dutch hooker…who was engaged to some architect and who didn’t charge me any money – but insisted on having me in her ass for whatever reason…a reason I went along with because that’s what you’re supposed to do when a girl asks you to fuck her up the ass…

The only think that was semi vile about my romantic love affair with a dutch engaged to be married to another man hooker…was when she’d say dirty things to me in her native dutch language and it sounded like Bregje Heinen…a hack, a cough, throat cancer from HPV, who knows…but it’s not sexy..

The nice thing about Bregje Heinen is that you don’t really ever need to hear her name, or listen to her speak because she’s a titty model and they usually come in pictures for you to come to.

It all works out in the end…except for your life…that shit doesn’t workout at all.

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2017

06

Jun

Carmen Electra Big Tits of the Day

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It’s kind of fun watching Carmen Electra expire…

It’s like those experiments you do in elementary school, no not on the kids you fucking creep, the ones where you take food and put it in a jar and you watch it rot, whether in your locker or for a lame science fair class…

It’s seeing the effect of plastic surgery melt away, age weirdly, and still think it’s hot because the tits are big, her body fit, and her entire existence has been based upon this..

Carmen Electra….research project….I’m into.

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Posted in:Carmen Electra|SFW

2017

06

Jun

Bianca Frohlich Tits Photoshoot of the Day

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Bianca Fröhlich rockin’ her umlaut name and her shirt off while in panties on the bed doing pretty much nothing for a photoshoot that doesn’t matter – which I guess is the nature of the business…that isn’t quite a business but rather a Do it yourself dream to get famous like a Kardashian….just get naked in shoots that all look the same and the American Dream can happen for you…even if you’re not American.

I always see I’ve never seen so many naked chicks in my life, everyone is naked, and I am not complaining. It’s great….let the world be one fun loving naked person with social media anxiety struggling psychologically because they don’t get enough likes on a pic that doesn’t matter.

LIFE>

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2017

06

Jun

Britney Spears Performing is Erotic of the Day

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Britney Spears is a fetish….

I am not entirely sure if I am into Britney Spears because she’s some pop star icon from the 90s that I’ve seen grow up, fall apart, then pull herself togetehr…or if I just find her fit mom body kind of hot…or if I just like a girl who has been exploited by her parents so hard that they forced her to have a breakdown only to get possession of her like she is some kind of commodity…and she is…because she makes them all a lot of money and they can’t let it die, so instead they just brainwash and brainwash her not so bright mind into thinking this is what she likes to do…modern day slavery…child prostitution human trafficking shit…but the multi million dollar dancing monkey version..

It’s weird…it’s hot…I a like it.

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2017

06

Jun

Ireland Baldwin Tits of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin makes me ask a very important question…is she getting an AIDS test and is an Ogre is a big Troll, or if a Troll can be 8 feet tall and monstrous…I don’t do the fantasy sci/fi thing so I can’t be sure…

What I do know is that her parents Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger…and that I’ve already fought with Alec Baldwin on social media for making fun of her, even though he made fun of her publicly and is part of the reason she’s this mess.

Because you’d think with Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger as parents, she’d be far more important than she is, but instead she’s gone from awkward beach / surf girl, to faux lesbian, to tatted up sad girl, to attempting to be a model and social media girl, to becoming just weird…and I think it’s just some identity crisis who is too broken to climb the ladder properly…but her cousin pulled it off…and I guess…her showing tits on social media I am blocked on is fun….even if I prefer sex tapes.

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2017

06

Jun

Cleavage at the CFDA of the Day

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But….at least she brought her cleavage, as did Heidi Klum, Suki Waterhouse, Josephine Skriver and Martha Hunt…

All very important people sucking up to the Fashion Designers who hire them and make them relevant in this very very vapid industry and world we live in.

Magic, but not really.

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Posted in:Events|SFW

2017

06

Jun

Couple Bang While Driving and Other Videos of the Day

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Classy Girl Fight…

Bear Breaks Into House – Plays Piano

One Legged Bike Thief

Flying Kick Kills a Man

Deputy Gets Dragged by Suspect

Dude Wacking Off Near a Playground

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

06

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There comes a time in every sexting relationship, you know the girls you’ve never met but who send you pussy pics, masturbation videos and who tell you they want you to cum in their ass and other equally sweet things, when the girl you sext starts telling you her personal problems….about her relationship, marriage, job whatever it is, it’s so off course from pics and videos of their pussy…that you have no choice but to never talk to them again…because keep your problems to your damn self…and your real friends…not me…not now…pussy pics or bust.

Today was one of those days…but thankfully my stepLINKS will get me through it.

Bill Mahr is ALlowed to Say Ni**er Because He Fucks Black Chicks So He’s Not Racist, because it’s not a Plantation Owner fetish, it’s a BLACK POWER fetish…duh
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Jamie Alexander – Hard Nipple
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Kristin Cavallari – is a Farm Girl Now
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Claudia ROmani in a Bikini because She Barely Exists.
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The Best Fails from May
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Starship Troopers has an Animated Sequel
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Madison Beer – Singing
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Every Guitar Technique in one Solo….
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Gwyneth Paltrow Doesn’t Put Crystals in her Cunt
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Karlie Kloss Tits
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Tom Cruise in America Made Trailer
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Need for Speed Trailer….
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2017

05

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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My new pickup line is telling girls that I would go down on them for an hour, but I know they won’t let me, so I’ll just go jerk off in the bathroom thinking about them, and then I get up and walk to the bathroom, where I pretend to jerk off, to really drive the point home, only to come back to them – to show them I am a man of my word, but most are already gone by the time I come back, and once I was escorted out by the bouncer who thought I was actually jerking off…so let’s just say it’s a work in progress that I am navigating my way through…

Here are some stepLINKS

Britney Brit In Concert
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Bella Hadid – Sports Bra
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Insane Storm Brewing of the Day
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10 Hours of Walking in NYC in a Romper
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Candice Swanepoel in a Suit of the Day….
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Hot Slut Holding a Beer on a Jog….
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frenchy Morgan Anus
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Bethenny Frankel Weird In Car on Snapchat Change Video
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Miley Cyrus – Hard Nipples of the Day
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Chicken Plays a Patriotic Tune
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Kendall Jenner Nipples
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VW in Middle of Road
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Lucy Hale Nude Screencaps….
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Ariana Grande’s Concert….
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Kendall Jenner of the Day
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Pregnant Halle Berry of the Day
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Look – Girl Using Fake Weights
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Squirrel Burries Cheeto in Nasty Hippie Pigs Hair
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Selena Gomez Tits
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HBO isn’t Going to Punish Bill Maher
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Heidi Montag Pickle Eater
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Bella Thorne Nipples
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Hit and Run of the Day
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Charli XCX AT Governors Ball in Panties…
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Student Driver of the Day
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Random Tumblr Porn
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Pornstar Faking It
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Cunt Play
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Monster Tits
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Carrie Coon – Naked
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Just Some Girls and their Fluids
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Titty on the Beach Run
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Hot Naked Chick
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Cam Girls of the Day
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Girl Gets Revenge for Ass To Mouth
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Naked in the Forest
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WAIT FOR IT…
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Mr Ass and His Great Asses
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