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2017

12

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Every time I meet a random woman from the internet she asks….”You’re not going to Kill Me, Are You”….

To which I say “Not until after I rape you”….

You know, a romantic….and they always think I am joking and agree to meet me…which is totally insane on their part, but I guess we’re all just looking for a little excitement in life, we are all looking for our “Making of a Murderer” style documentary, whether being the murder victim or the murderer…

Or maybe girls are just freaks with rape fantasies…because they are…and more importantly, usually disappointed I didn’t actually rape them….which is weird in and of itself….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Showing Up to Prom in a Coffin
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Madison Beer TUBE TOP
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Josephine Skriver – Model
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Amazing Fyre Festival Lawsuit of the Day
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Trump is LOLZ
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Demi Lovato Titties in a Sports Bra
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Creepy 11 Year Old Sings
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Thumb TRICK
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2017

11

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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If a girl gets mad at you for asking her for pics of her in her bikini…because she thinks you’re being a creepy pervert who is sexualizing her…even if that is exactly what you are…copy and paste this message:

“What was sexual? You in a bathing suit? That’s pretty presumptuous. Maybe sexual for a 12 year old boy . I mean do you want me to send an outline of what is and isn’t sexual. I can write you a manual on it….here you go….

Bathing suits are often times the uniform for athletes. To deem them sexual is to say professional Olympic swimming is sexual

That kinda discounts the years of training and work that goes into being an Olympic athlete – Reducing them to nothing but a porn Slut. You are the one sexualizing bathing suits. You are not a feminist. You are a slut shamer…

Sexual is “I want to see you touching yourself, getting wetter and wetter m, staring in my eyes, rocking your hips back and forth, as you bring yourself closer and closer to orgasm, before slowly sliding off your destroyed panties to spread your legs and show me your soul…before I pull out my hard cock and shove it in your ass aggressively to let you know that I care and because I am annoyed of your stupid fucking comments.”

That’s not sexual cuz I’m not hard or masturbating when I sent it. It’s just words. Lighten up. Freak.

Now show me your asshole….Do it to prove me wrong about you”

Here are some stepLINKS

Nicole Kidman Trashes Giada Laurentiis on Ellen….in the Weirdest Segment
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Trump on Colbert…..
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Slutty Contortionists of the Day
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Bella Thorne in a Sports Bra
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Conrad Hilton Crazy in Court is AMazing
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Elle Fanning in Vogue
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The Guys From Workaholics have a Movie called Game Over
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Bike Ride VS Bear…
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Jasmine Tookes Victoria’s Secret
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Joanna Krupa is Pretend Naked
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Showing Up to Prom in a Coffin
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Lil Bow Wow Private Jet Lie
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Thumb Trick Insanity…
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Some Daily Show Reunion Bullshit – CLICKBAIT
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Lena Gercke is Some German Pussy
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Amy Schumer – Huge Nasty Tits
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My Girl Ana Braga in Some Slutty Shorts
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Offensive Huge Ass in a Bikin
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Creepy 11 Year old “Sound of Silence”
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Demi Lovato Titties Working Out
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Katie McGarth Goth Pussy..
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News Bloopers
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Mariah Carey – Panty Flash
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Salma Hayek Says – Every Woman has Maternal Instinct
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Deaf Cat
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Jenna Dewan Leggigns
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Strange Clam of the Day
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Dude with Speedy Fingers
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Dynasty Revival
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Gym Fuck
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Spring Break SLuts Party in the LIMO
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The Strangest Way to Eat Pussy
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Big Tits at t Blown Out Gas Pump
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The Best Blind Date Ever
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Zheng Jia Yu….Naked Vintage
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Cam Girls Being Slutty Cheap and Easy
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Gym Sex
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Girl Punched in the Stomach Fetish
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Big Tits in Mesh
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Ridiculous Orgasm
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Greek Sluts of the Day
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Throwback Thursday Porn
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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Hottest Chick of the Day
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2017

11

May

Miley Cyrus’ Rebrand of the Day

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A reminder that all things in Hollywood are bullshit…..

I never bought into her hipster, outrageous, always naked, being obscene and vulgar, I knew she was just a puppet selling out to the crowd because these idiots are all about money…making money…never enough money…

I know she’s pretending she’s an artist, maybe her being single was the what made her go crazy….

She is in a bikini the whole video, and it’s just not as edgy, hot, interesting, weird as it once was…she actually looks sloppy and like she’s given up….which I guess she has…

There’s a bit of cameltoe which is what I like to reduce self involved songs and lazy videos…to…

Look out for the CAMELTOE and mute this shit….unless you want to hear her sing to her fiance about wriitng songs next to him…lazy…garbage…nonsense…

I listen to old country music…a lot…and this isn’t country…this is a hollywood raised Disney kid pretending to be Country while singing about how entitled she is.

Fuck that NOISE…MUTE

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2017

11

May

Katy Perry is Still on the Beach of the Day

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Katy Perry is garbage….but she’s on the beach, showing off her tits, in a bikini, not looking overly fat, with some hired friends who only hang out with her because they are on her payroll, or because they worked their way into mooching off her, sucking on her teet like the cow that she is, or like they were all the guys she’s dated that have given up on her, because she must be awful in bed…

I don’t hate Katy Perry as a person, I like her tits, she is probably fine as she celebrates the scam she pulled off thanks to the deal she made with the devil but being abused by her music on the radio without consent is fucking RAPE CULTURE…

She should be TRIED for that shit…because RAPE isn’t always penetrative sex you know..

Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2017

11

May

Kylie Jenner is a Garbage Muppet Freak of Nature of the Day

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Like her father before her, and her half sister who I think is her mom before her, Kylie Jenner is a mangled human…..

I guess it’s in part with the family brand, that is so important to them, it makes them so much money, and it encourages body modification in the form of injections and implants and fat being sucked out of them…coupled with lots of thick make-up, the kind you’d see on a burn victim to make them look normal, medical grade shit….all designed to have a look and feel that people buy into and sell project…

What it has become is a movement, like tattoos once were, or laser hair removal, where people save up their 600 dollars or less and jack up their face….all while promoting body positivity, no slut shaming, anti-bullying lies…I mean Kylie herself is something more than the fertilized lizard egg that fell out of KIMS asshole after some black fucked fucked it and fertilized it…she also pretends to be a good influence to kids, by doing anti-bully campaigns, while looking like this and saying – “it’s normal that at 20, you should look like a 40 year old stripper with body dysmorphia and a mangled face from all the loads she’s taken at truck stops”…

I find the whole thing disgusting, vapid, materialistic, gross…and I don’t find Kylie attractive, interesting, or doing anything good for society – but selling product to kids…that don’t need said product….

I think she’s a fucking terrorist and should be taken care of….by more than just the rappers who date her cuz they like white girls with stupid fat asses who were trained to fuck at a young age at family dinner…assuming she even sees her family for anything but filming the show…

This is a fucked up world we are in, and these Kardashians are proof of that.

I wonder how many hours of Photoshop went into these disgusting chubby weird looking troll thing…garbage…fucking garbage….it’s aliving and breathing instagram / Snapchat filter…

She’s a monster – KILL IT…..It’s Alive…KILL IT….It’s a horror movie character coming after your children….KILL IT….or look at its weird ass

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2017

11

May

Lara Stone’s Big Tits for V Magazine of the Day

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Lara Stone is garbage….because she tried to sue me when I posted images I had rights to post of her on her Honeymoon, when she married a fat comedian she has gone onto divorce, and probably mock, because he’s not enough of a tormented soul for her…by showing her tits…cuz that’s what garbage women do…

You see, getting the lawyers letter to remove her Honeymoon pics, when at the time bitch was a mid range titty model passed her prime, marrying to have that security because she knew it was over, and she wasn’t even naked or scandalous..they were just swimming…is pretty cunt behavior…like I’ve seen you naked for free…camlm the fuck down – you’re not that important….

Well, she’s got back to titty modeling despite being 100 in model years, and that’s ok cuz her tits kept on growing…and so does the rest of her, she’s old and fat now…that’s about that…

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2017

11

May

Joanna Krupa’s Nipples of the Day

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Joanna Krupa is garbage….I mean as garbage as a low level model, turned wife to a rich guy because she got into the TV scene after years of doing very little in Maxim Magazine…you know the default hot chick for their stories…that offered her a chance to be shot buy the paparazzi at the yearly Maxim event and I guess get cast in Dancing with the Stars…putting her on the map…showing her tits in a see through dress, showcasing the BOTOX older face, doing what she can for attention cuz she knows she’s hot, or has been marketed as being hot, and I guess she also knows she has implants and it’s not like showing her own tits, they are after market tits..and the whole thing…perfectly shameless and thus something I support….because Polish Immigrants with intellectual parents need to live the American dream of being a useless slut for money too you know..

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2017

11

May

Playboy Emulates Instagram of the Day

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According to Julia Almendra Instagram this Julia Almendra is a low level instagram model, hot sure, but doing the same hustle all the instagram people are doing and Playboy picked up on it and produced this shoot of her, because Playboy is back in the mix, trying to claim their territory by peeing on low level models getting naked for free everywhere…in a scramble to save the brand…

You see, they slaughtered the brand in the 2000s with all the gutter low level bootleg Pam Anderson trash….then with the internet….when they partnered with Pornhub…that produced some of the most vile shoots of the most vile girls they found passed out in the bathroom at a stripclub who had a Playboy tattoo….then they pulled nudity…what the hell….and tried to go ART…when ART is dead….and now they are back to nudity…where their shoots look like low level instagram shoots for low level instagram magazines that feature nudity….in attempt to win…

It’s just fucking backwards to me…but it is happening and watching billion dollar brands total flip flop like retards is funny…they have the resources to do so much, yet they are instead a share for share hub of average already naked instagram models who don’t even have a following…it’s weird.

This still totally misses the mark..seriously…garbage pics, concept, vision…garbage.

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2017

11

May

Sugar Baby Xenia Deli on the Beach of the Day

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At one point in time, not that long ago, Xenia Deli was the model who’s deli meat I wanted to eat….you know squeeze that shit between my fingers and make it look like a fucking sandwich….

I was one of her biggest advocates, I campaigned for her, I went to bat for her, I celebrated her and I would say “WHY INTERNET WHY DOES NO ONE CARE ABOUT XENIA DELI”….you see because she was so hot, yet unable to secure some mainstream success…but like the
Moldavian she is, she turned to sex work, fell in love with a billionaire as these things happen, and now does shoots to seem like she’s not a mooch, despite being a mooch, as she knows sex workers must maintain…

Apparently she’s only 26, I mean that looks like some kind of lie on her papers when she escaped communism…her ass is sagging, her discipline isn’t there, because you give a bitch that billionaire life..and they start slacking…

Here she in on the beach regardless…and she’s not dead yet, in fact she’s way more expensive now…luxurious and exclusive…

Here she is with another hooker named Sandra Kubica….

Here is a video of her looking good in the ocean….

Here she is with her Sugar Daddy / Billionaire Husband….who clearly doesn’t fuck around.

Here she is with a homeless guy, keeping it real, in what I consider a great pic…

That’s been enough Xenia Deli…..for the day.

Posted in:SFW|Xenia Deli

2017

11

May

Ariel Winter Big Tits for Kimmel of the Day

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Fat girl Ariel Winter wore some silly bathing suit, trashy whore from instagram, looking outfit to Kimmel last night, or the other night…and she looked like the troll that she is…because when you’re a troll you have to just put it out there and own it…you know you can’t be a troll SHAMER…

That said, I find it interesting, but not that interesting that the girls who are the first to be body positive and fight for the rights of fat chicks…or in this case troll chicks…are often times the first girl willing to get BOTOX if you’re paying.

I guess being body positive and supporting ugly people and their right to be ugly, when ugly, is just compensation for you not wanting to be ugly, and figuring if you create a movement it makes it better…

But the first chance your lazy ass gets for LIPPO, you’re there…because you can pretend to not be a vapid superficial cunt, but I find it interesting that every girl who is loud about this shit, is a vapid superficial cunt… and the first to try and sexualize herself and portray herself as hot…..

If they were really into Body Positivity, why are they trying so hard to look like bikini models that they wear the shit to the event…or for the paparazzi…or DISNEY land…

It makes me assume that the ugly bitches who fight for the rights of ugly bitches just don’t have the money to afford medical spa cosmetic treatments, so they hate on it…or ugly bitches hate being ugly, but pretend they don’t by posing or dressing hot…when they shouldn’t…because that’s how delusion works….

The whole thing…weird to me..but people seem to think Ariel Winter is hot, thanks to having been on TV, so there’s that.