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2017

11

May

Karen Gillan Photoshoot of the Day

Karen Gillan is someone I’ve never heard of, I don’t really keep on top of this shit, but she’s clearly something nerds jerk off to, from her Red Hair and average looks, to being in movies like Guardians of the Galaxy (2014), Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017), Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, The Circle (2017), Avengers: Infinity War (2018)….all nerd shit, all blockbusters, meaning bitch is getting paid…

So I figure why not help her promote some bullshit movie, that you will all see because you’re virgin losers, that will make all these people richer than they are, while remain sitting on our vile, soiled, torn apart couch that looks like it has been raped at least twice…and is now dying of AIDS and a broken heart….

Because that’s what I do…I buy into marketing tactics that feature the vagina in movies for movies trying to sell seats….

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2017

11

May

Creepy Hermione Corfield Pictures of the Day

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I don’t know who Hermione Corfield is – but she’s in a bunch of movies I would never fucking see – ever – but that pay pretty well…like XXX and King Arthur and a whole lot of other shit, including but not limited to Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Mission impossible…garbage..

I do think she looks creepy in these pics, at some event, like some ghost child you’d find in your attic, basement or under your bed, that you’d want to have ghost sex with, beause it’s better than just jerking off….

She’s 23, despite looking 12, so it’s safe.

She’s pretty shitty at INSTAGRAM

But it is better to be a HERMI than a HERPE….TRUE STORY.

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2017

11

May

Penelope Cruz has a Breast on her Back of the Day

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I figure why not keep focus on Spanish actresses who have made it in Hollywood this morning by showcasing the celebrated, once deemed hot, looking old, academy award winning Penelope Cruz….Tom Cruise’s sister.

I remember I used to fuck a girl who used to say she looked like Penelope Cruz, mainly because she had a monster fucking nose and shit toned skin, so in a lot of ways I feel like I’ve fucked Penelope Cruz. Sure she was a 300 pounder, in her mid 50s, didn’t look like Penelope Cruz, but put on a good act when faking her squirt, which was in fact just pee…she was no Oscar winner and didn’t live a life of Luxury…..but she was convinced she was on some Penelope Cruz shit, so who am I to argue…that’d be like telling a Bruce Jenner type he’s not a girl, but a boy with Mental issues and you know how that works out for the most part…

I am sure this even is massively important in Spain…more importantly, I guess this is what milk feels like when it expires.

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2017

11

May

Elsa Pataky Ass Looks Great in Elle Vogue of the Day

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Elsa Pataky has a great ass in these pictures…which would probably explain why people, mainly virgin loser dudes are into Elsa PAtaky…

I recognize her name, but everytime she pops up, clothed or in slutty bikini pics for Vogue, showing off her great Spanish ass…I have to google her…I guess she’s not memorable even though she has such a silly fucking name…

She is fucking old, 40 years old…and she’s Chris Hemsworth wife and mom of his 3 kids…interesting….someone sounds like she may be a hooker…or at least a vain bitch who doesn’t want her man to cheat on her with young pussy, or at least appreciate her old pussy because she can’t be a hooker, since she’s in movies and has a career of her own..and did before linking up with Chris Hemsworth…the hookers are the girls he pays to piss on him – but more importantly since this is Vogue, bitch is clearly fashion. Fashion you can jerk off to.

Posted in:Elsa Pataky|SFW

2017

11

May

Drunk Naked Woman Dancing and Other Videos of the Day

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Chinese Escalator Eats People…

Biker Escapes Death

Sad End to a Poor Goose

People Sturggling to Cross the Glass Bridge

Another Baby Falling from the Sky

Worker Gets Destroyed

Deer Being Hunted Licks Gun Barrel – Sad

Motorcycle Finds Achilles Heel of Truck

Worst Place to Break Down

Food Tower Fail – I Call Staged..

Camel and Bus Accident

Fork Life Murder

Weird Chicago Shoot Out

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

11

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Girls are so annoying with their emotionally driven opinions that are ultimately totally inconsistent and hypocritical to everything they do…but in their female brain they believe the nonsense they spew, whether it is about politics, or social justice, religion, equality, pretty much everything….they have these bold fucking statements but then you look at their lives and they are vapid, half naked, daddy issue fame whores from social media. It’s weird…

That’s why the comment you want to leave on their stupid statuses is:

“this is what happens when you give women the right to vote….next thing you know they’re experts on religion, politics, philosophy and science….what makes you the EXPERT!!!! oh right…YOUR VAGINA…..cuz you’re beautifoul”

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Jessica Chastain Rolling her Eyes Fetish
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Wags on the Beach
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100 People Eating a Banana Seductively
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Celeb Vegan Chef is a Scammer – All Vegans Are Really…
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Kelly Rohrbach Dumpy at an Event
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Alexis Bledel’s Erotica in Handmaid’s Tail..
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Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger Had Sex in this House…
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Kirsten Dunst in a New Movie…the Trailer
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Newest Fetish Hobby Horsing
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Funny Show Selection on NBC Next Easter Sunday
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Joanna krupa – Hard Nipple
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Some Slut Named Joanna Garcia in a Slutty Shirt
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Dynasty is Getting a Reboot….
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2017

10

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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Here are some SEXTS that I’ve used in my SEXTING that You can copy and paste in your sexting, let me get you laid, or not, for you….

“I ate so many damn burgers for dinner, you know BBQ season, I just don’t have anyone to shit on”…

Or for the Romantic types

“I would love to sneak into your hotel room – taking you into the bathroom – locking the door behind you…turning you to face the mirror….your hands on the counter…as I start pulling down whatever pants you may be wearing right now…only to bury my face in your ass and start eating you out from behind..my hands rubbing up and down your thighs over your clit, my fingers running through your pubic hair ….my tongue sliding into you…….all while you watch yourself in the mirror so you know it’s really happening…i want you soaking and pushing your ass into my face….almost suffocating as i bring you closer to orgasm…my cock throbbing with excitement as i tease your little pussy..as i control you with my mouth…”

Or for the basics:

“I will eat your ass. You know I love that Shit”.

Or for the man children looking to turn on spinster women who are 40, single, no kids…tap into the emotional void in her soul…

“Come and change my diaper and breast feed me momma”….

OR for the girl who doens’t know Chlamydia is called The Clap, because she’s 20 and they all have it and think it’s just called Chlamydia, because they all have it…

“You’re sexy and I know it…Clap my clap with your mouth”

Not a deterant but here are some stepLINKS

Jessica Chastain Rolling Her Eyes at Johnny Depp
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100 People Seductively Eat a Banana
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Larsa Pippen Slut in a Bikini
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Xenia Deli – Hot Slutty Trophy Wife
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Alexandra Daddario Big Cleavage
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The A-Ha Video without Music is The Worst…
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Lucy Hale Ass in Tight Pants
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Some Nasty Bitch Named Jemma Lucy Naked
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Orange is the New
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Hot Titty Flash of the Day
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Naked Photogra
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Early Audition Photos of the Star
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Suki Waterhouse BTS of a Shoot
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Hot Tits Busting Out of a Medium Bikini Top
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THis Bitch is TOo Old for Hollywood….
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Angelina Jolie Slutty Outtakes from 1998
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Stop Telling The Rock Run for President
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Romee Strijid is a Hot VS Model in Tight Pants
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David Spade is Fucking the Cash Me Ousside Girl
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Mother Duck Leads New Ducks Through School
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Some Disney Slut in a Car
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Joel Silver Selling Malibu Mansion
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Legendary Felines of Japan’s Cat Island
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Bella Thorne Nipples
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Jennifer Lopez – Old and Boring
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Kerri Russel Big Smiles
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Daynond John Thyroid Cancer
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Some Bitch Named Bev Mitchell Bra
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Slutty Kendall and Bella Hadid and a Latch On.
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Hobby Horse Competition
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Pixie Lott in Lingerie
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Mariah Carey – Panty Flash
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Germany Next Top Model Slutty
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Jesus Christ Superstar
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Random Tumblr Porn
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Dude Jump Starting
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naked on the beach
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Woman Caught Nude Modeling in Mall
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Cam Girls Being Slutty Cheap and Easy
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Hot Naked Chick Trying on a Necklace
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When Metrosexuals Attack
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Masturbating Chick
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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Crazy Orgasm
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Some girl with Big Tit
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2017

10

May

Katy Perry and her Shameless Democratic Plug of the Day

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Katy Perry and her hard nipple with a push up bra…promoting her girl Hillary Clinton, the one who lost to TRUMP, you may remember her as the snake from the election that lasted as long as it did, and that helped polarize the country…by being one of the best viral stunts of all time…

I don’t know if anyone actually is into or supporting of Trump and his insanity at this point….but I don’t follow that shit, but Katy Perry clearly does, you know because she’s a political analyst who really understands the world because she’s tricked the fuck out of it…after selling her soul to the devil….to create Katy Perry…

Either way, she;’s in a bathing suit, with her big tits….hard nipple…exciting..

She was also in a bikini – not lookin’ so hot – but in her defence she never does…

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2017

10

May

Martha Hunt Harpers Bazaar of the Day

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Taylor Swift’s property – who is also owned by Victoria’s Secret Martha Hunt…in in a magazine looking good….enough…

I’ve said this before…but I’ll say it again:

Martha Hunt is a Victoria’s Secret “Angel” whatever that means. She’s one of the few Americans, because Victoria’s Secret doesn’t want to make America great again.

They manufacture overseas and they don’t pass the savings onto the American mall shopping people. Instead they line their pockets with the money saved with slave labor.

They also import these immigrants and get them visa’s because they know the system instead of giving the work to their own people….so they may be in every mall…but they seem to shit on the American dream pretty fucking badly in the process..

But not this….this Martha Hunt…is

Here’s her instagram:

Posted in:Martha Hunt|SFW

2017

10

May

Stella Maxwell Semi Naked for Vogue Brazil of the Day

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Stella Maxwell…is spreading her legs strategically for VOGUE BRAZIL, because she’s a famous model…hipster to VICTORIA SECRET promo model…

Not spreading legs for MILEY CYRUS who she leveraged….or now her sugar momma Kristen Stewart…it’s like “all I do is let these broken famous chicks eat my pussy and win”…..tactics people…trick the masses, get paid…making a hot couple you’d jerk off to if lesbian porn wasn’t so anti-climatic…

Here are those pics…

Here are some slutty from her instagram…

Posted in:SFW|Stella Maxwell