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2017

07

Jun

Rhian Sugden – UK Glamour Model – Tits of the Day

Rhian Sugden is a trashy UK Page 3 girl, which they’ve named Glamour Models, because their photoshoots are what you’d call “Glamour Shoots”, instead of trashy, cheesy, ghetto which is what they are…but I guess Trashy Model doesn’t sounds as fancy as Glamour, and it’s all marketing really, so if you call it Glamour it must be glamour and if it’s Glamour it’s not trashy…

If you know what I mean…it’s some law of intent, or willing something, like “The Secret”…only for slutty big tits that don’t have the face or height to be real models, or the balls to do porn, so they show the tits and people freak out, because tits are great, all in the daily newspaper…wonderful really…

She’s 30, looks 40, is a big deal, but not really, has big tits…definitely…and sloppy legs…but with tits like this…you take the sloppy legs…

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2017

07

Jun

Chloe Grace Moretz Cleavage of the Day

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One of life’s great mysteries is not whether Global Warming is a Myth, or how a reality store muppet became president, or whether there is a god….or if we’re even really here…or if it is just some great fucking VR programming we are unaware of…

It is…whether you can jerk off to these pics of Chloe Grace Moretz cleavage…because the cleavage alone isn’t very exciting, but the fact that she was in a superhero movie when underage means some real weird people, because the world is full of weird people, who get hung up on shit…obsessed with shit..and sometimes that shit is a person like Chloe Grace Moretz…who for all INTENTS AND PURPOSES…is not hot.

Great make-up though, she looks like Jon Benet Ramsey…

Maybe that’s what the fetish around her is…that she’s Jon Benet Ramsey….

Or maybe she’s actually Jon Benet Ramsey…

Who the fuck names their daughter Jon?

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2017

07

Jun

Bella Hadid – Super Model – Of the Day

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In case you didn’t know, and you didn’t know, Bella Hadid…is a Super Model…a hard working super model, who no longer needs to make smoothies at her Malibu organic smoothie shop, but who can travel the world in luxury, paid for and paid to be there, all thanks to being a spin off of the Kardashians / her mangled faced sister.

I don’t know why she’s an it girl…but this is what an IT girl looks like for Vogue Italia….TAKE IT IN.

I know it may me too much SUPER MODEL to process….but I believe in you…

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2017

07

Jun

Obese Naked Woman in McDonalds and Other Videos of the Day

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Just a Bear on a Bike

Cross Walk of Broken Dreams

Just a Dude Taking a Shit in the Subway

Tranny with a Little Man

Man Pulls Over to Talk on Phone – Gets Robbed and Killed

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

07

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am a traditionalist. I know everything is moving so fast in the world but I like to do things the way they are meant to be.

For example, I still look for street hookers, sure they are few and far between, in an era of internet that keeps the hookers at home on facebook or craigslist negotiating….leaving me with few options of down on her luck, but willing to put herself out there, like a confident young lady, desperate enough for money….making her more flexible on price, and more importantly willing to suck my dick in a parking lot of a suburban neighborhood like she’s supposed to.

Technology may be ruining everything, including street hookers, and that is why we need to band together and protest the corporate escort agencies and sugar baby sites…and bring the business back to street level. The future is on us…like climate change….but more important.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Gal Gadot on Killing Palestinians
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Khloe Kardashian – Erotica
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The Red Liquid in Steak is Not Blood
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Lego Car Crash Test with Pneumatic Cannon
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Japanese Vending Machines…
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Angelina Jolie Paid 25 Million for her House
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47 Goats Rush to Breakfast
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Kaley Cuoco Dancing With her Horse
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Kendrick Lamar – Generous
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2017

06

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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You know it’s hard to deny that the world is a dark and terrible place when the girl you sext goes off and shaves her pussy bald…when you’ve told her over and over again how BUSH is all you want, need or care about….and that bald pussy is what those monstrous Kardashians with their face injections and shit ton skin under pounds of make-up would do….while BUSH…is the one natural thing left in a world of artificial flavor…

Today…we have a funeral for the BUSH that was.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Mischa Barton Has Blocked the Sex Tape
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Kendrick Lamar Buys his Sister a Toyota
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Joanna Krupa Cleavage
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Elephants are Smart
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Iggy Azalea – Booty
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Seinfeld Rejects Kesha’s Hug
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My Girl Anna Braga Nipples
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40 Years of Hip Hop in 4 Minutes
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Rosie Jones – Photoshoot
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David Spade Gets Robbed Like He Robs All the Young Girls of their Dignity
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Lucy Hale – Sports Bra
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Game of Thrones in Lego
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Katie Holmes Went to Harvard Business School
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Oats Studios Seems Good
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Adriana Lima – Basic Looking
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Karlie Kloss – Pant Suit
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Elephant VS Rhino
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Whore Kris Kardashian’s Cleavage
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Selena Gomez – Braless
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Orange is the new Snack….Weird
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Madison Beer – Cleavage
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Selena Gomez – Crossed Legs
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Madison Beer – Slutty Performer
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Fertility Drugs Made George Clooney a Baby
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Piers Morgan VS Ariana Grande
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Ryan Lochte – Suicidal…
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Rachel McCord Censor Bar Tits of the Day
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Miley Cyrus – Nipple
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Rita Ora – Bikini
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Titty Pic of the Day
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NO! This is the Titty Pic of the Day
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NO!! THIS! IS! THE! TITTY! PIC!
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Amber Rose – Slut Walk
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Two Sloppy Tits Together
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Lame Nude Shoot of the Day
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Some Slut in a Costume
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Double Amputee Porn
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Pussy Play of the Day
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SLUTS EVERYWHERE!
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Two Girls in a Cam Girl Threesome
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2017

06

Jun

Fat Rihanna in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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I forgot Rihanna existed, she hasn’t been making much noise in a while and there are so many distractions in the world that she ultimately, despite her ego, her fans, her music, her existence…ultimately doesn’t matter…so she sings shitty songs mainstream suburbanites like…awesome…who fucking cares..right…

Well, she’s come back because it’s money making time, straight from the slums of Miami like she was still in Barbados shanty she came from and she’s bigger and badder than ever…at least bigger, upwards to twice the size she used to be which doesn’t make her twice as good…but makes her typical of her genetics and most Bajan woman I’ve seen on my countless trips to the island…

She’s also showing her nipples, which is the real highlight in this…uneventful…life we live…I mean us not her, her life is pretty solid…her gut isn’t though.

Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2017

06

Jun

Kendall Jenner See Through of the Day

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I think it’s safe to say that we all collectively wish Robert Kardashian, OJ’s friend and the accomplice in the Nicole Brown Murders, because he got rid of the evidence, followed his best friend who basically ruined his life, and did a little OJ himself…killing off the entire Kardashian clan, starting with his teen whore wife who left him for Bruce Jenner before he became a woman, and all of their kids…before killing himself…

I mean he died anyway, he might as well had done some good, rather than the evil legacy he leaves behind…

Instead we’re forced to look at their nipples..

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2017

06

Jun

Selena Gomez Braless Perky Tits of the Day

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I am sure things are pretty much a joke for The Weekend, just a ghetto kid from Canada with a voice of an Angel, who managed to become one of the top selling artists of the last few years, because of that voice of an angel, all while having a big dick that destroyed a bunch of chicks along the way, including but not limited to at least 4 girls I know personally, it’s a Canada thing, there aren’t that many of us…

And now he’s getting up inside Bieber’s sloppy seconds…like he’s the new Bieber…because he is….a title most people would hate…but now that Selena and her damaged entitled brat tits are perkier probably small implants and her LUPUS swelling is offset from facial injections…life’s good.

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

06

Jun

Bella Thorne Tongue and Nipple Ring of the Day

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Bella Thorne is such a seductress…

She’s a exhibitionist who puts herself out there – as naked as possible…she gives off the vibe that she fucking loves every second of it and probably masturbates to it…you know…like a real exhibitionist…

She’s also some candy coated vanilla Disney chick who finally found naughty…and loves it…

At least her love for her nipple ring is true and real, because she has nothing else to love, deep rooted issues from her parents not loving her…..

It’s just a nipple ring, and nipple rings aren’t a big deal, but Bella Thorne loves showcasing it – like it’s a thing to her and I appreciate that even if it’s not a big deal to everyone else in the world…it is to her…because she’s been controlled her entire youth.

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