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2017

09

Mar

Dakota Fanning Showing Some Leg of the Day

Dakota Fanning is a creepy little exploited by her parents girl who 10 years ago was doing intereviews acting like some kind of fucking programmed robot – which is probably what she was…you know these kids lose their souls when their childhoods are robbed of them, they are sold off to creepy rich producers who like to diddle and never get caught, all to make money in TV and Movies where you are coddled by everyone around you – so that you don’t stray off course and fall back into being a kid….making for a fucked up situation for everyone, but money is a good distraction….in the money grubbing world we live in…where we sell off our kids for things….like fame and fortune…

Now she’s selling herself off to fashion brands showing off her upper thighs and ass in bloomers so we know she’s in underwear like the weirdo commodity she is…and always has been…shameless…but let’s pretend it’s raw talent….that the world just ate up…and not parents selling off their spawns…that’d come across more negative than the candy coated marketing approach to what went on here.

Posted in:Dakota Fanning|SFW

2017

09

Mar

Mischa Barton Titties Blazer Selfie of the Day

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Mischa Barton posing in front of the mirror – topless in a blazer is almost as exciting as her public freak out a few weeks ago – where people called 911 to save her from whatever demons she was seeing, or voices she was hearing, because she’s a broken addict who loves being medicated…or last week, when she did the whole water campaign for a low level escort agency that signs up all these low level models and helps them get their work visa’s in some weird Trump Approved because it includes pussy scam…even though she’s already famous, has her papers…but I guess was out there trying to get attention for not being a cellulite ridden monster….and I think she’s perfect..

I like a fall from the top, still young but so broken from the fall…and haggard from the medicating….that there’s a little more edginess to her…a little more attitude…and her entitlement a little more humbled or crazy…either way…it’s magic…

I wish I was her management…but I guess she hasn’t hit rock bottom yet…despite seemingly hitting rock bottom a dozen times…she’s just too coddled to ever really hit rock bottom…unless she accidentally overdoses which will probably happen…failing me and our future selling her out for sex work…where we will both prosper…I mean who wouldn’t pay 50 bucks for head from Mischa Barton….pretty much NO ONE….

Posted in:Mischa Barton|SFW

2017

09

Mar

Jessica Hart and Olivia Aarnio for Australian Swimwear of the Day

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I wrote a poem about Jessica Hart …..

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It was the level of inspiration I got from these pics of this 30 year old bikini model who barely matters but who has a great gap….and ability to seduce and lock down billionaires who have herpes from Paris Hilton….and all the other sluts they fucked before being obscure and homosexual…it happens when young billionaires fuck all the model pussy….

It’s like dude knows he owns this bitch, and she lets him do whatever he wants because she knows at 30, she’s not as good as all the other pussy he can get, but she probably rides off the nostalgia and lets him fuck all the other pussy so that her meal ticket doesn’t escape her…

She’s boring, she’s in a bikini, I’m posting this because why the fuck not…

Posted in:Jessica Hart|SFW

2017

09

Mar

Stella Maxwell Spread Legged for Fashion

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I probably should have posted this alongside the Kristen Stewart post titty post earlier today – because she is a famewhore lesbian or bisexual model who fucks her way to the top…trying to get as many media hits as possible to allow her to exist..and exist she does…the weird looking hipster girl who has somehow become hot…and booked by Victoria’s Secret…weird…

I figure her spread legs for leaving fashion week is both relevant to how she got her career…and what she’s about to be doing for sugar momma Kristen Stewart…it’s like “all I do is let these broken famous chicks eat my pussy and win”…..tactics people…trick the masses, get paid…

Stella Maxwell was also in a tight dress…

And Stella Maxwell….on the runway with underboob….

To see Stella Maxwell Underboob for Fashion Week of the Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Stella Maxwell

2017

09

Mar

Sarah Hyland Tits on Tree Branch of the Day

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The casting of Modern Family is so weird….not because they found some hispanic woman with massive tits in some brothel in Miami that they could repackage as a comedic actress thanks to her cheap priced high quality cocaine….and accent…the accent makes acting skills irrelevant…

But because they cast Sarah Hyland to be Ariel Winter’s sister…one is a creepy 14 year old looking chick, who even in her 20s, is small and underdeveloped…despite what her tits may be telling you….while Ariel Winter is this ball of fat, with tits so sloppy she’s had them cut off at least once…and a body so sloppy that at 18, she looks 40 and like a mom of 4….who loves to eat…you know in a if they are sisters, this one steals all of the other one’s food situation…

Well, this one’s sitting in a tree, cleavage out, breast implants, because she knows the importance of tits for her costars and thus for her.. good times…that aren’t that good…

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2017

09

Mar

Kristen Stewart Lesbian Tits of the Day

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People are semi excited by lesbian Kristen Stewart’s openly being a lesbian…fucking hotter bitches than we are – but mainly they are excited by her lesbian haircut…all militant and ready to go out there and protest men…ripping dicks off everyone that comes there way…because she’s got some deep rooted issues that have made her hate men…

She’s a lesbian – we get it – but she really wants to drive the point home – because she’s an actress and is playing the part.

I am more interested in her tits in her movie Personal Shopper that I guess is part of her identity crisis, self discovery, proving she’s more than just a bad actress who cashed out in Twilight…but that she’s also some small delicate tits…

To See The Rest of the Clicks CLICK HERE

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2017

09

Mar

Rachel Cook Model Tits of the Day

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Rachel Cook is some low level model – who I don’t think I’ve heard of and who isn’t Rachel Leigh Cook – who I originally thought she was – because I have early onslaught alzheimers and don’t remember that Rachel Leigh Cook was a teen actor 30 fucking years ago…and has since disappeared…leaving the name open for girls like this Rachel Cook to grab and make their own…as they take nude photos for magazines…that are hardly magazines…showing their tits…to get 1 million followers on social media, mainly instagram, a place filled with self promoting cunts self promoting, as nothing on that platform is just casual and fun, but all is about making money, promoting product, and it’s annoying…but 50,000 people like each of her pics…pretty good for someone who barely exists…

Here are her tits in a couple of shoots – cuz she’s working hard to make whatever it is she’s trying to make happen….something I assume is VS MODEL JOBS…

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2017

09

Mar

Kaley Cuoco Yoga Ass in Big Bang Statement of the Day

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I am not in the mood to write bullshit blog posts on bullshit people – like I do everyday – day in and day out – in this thankless existence….because social media exists so that I don’t have to…and as I fade into obscurity – like I am on the Titanic and I’m the captain and have no choice but to go down with the ship…only instead of an overhyped ship, I’m an irrelevant titty blog…

But then I saw this pic of Kaley Cuoco, who makes 1,000,000 dollars an episode – or more….which takes a bout a week to do…and thought…she’s got it figured out…because she’s turned her irrelevance into cash money….because she’s convined people she’s not irrelevant..even though she’s pushing 40 and not hot…and as she waits around…she takes butt shots for attention…all part of her calculated plan of not mattering but being very expensive in her hot mattering..

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco|SFW

2017

09

Mar

Truck Driver Side of Street Bang and Other Videos of the Day

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Dolphin Drops in on Surfer

Roadside Wanker

Actor Faizon Love’s Airport Incident…

Grandma of the Day

Jesus on the Escalator

Weird Dude Doesn’t Like Pictures of his Property Taken….

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

09

Mar

Gordon Douglas is the Creepy Bieber Pedophile of the Day

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This is hilarious…. I don’t celebrate pedophiles, in fact I think pedophilia is dark, twisted, evil, disturbing as fuck….but this…this is just so ridiculous..that it has to be a joke out of a movie…

I mean an old man pretending to be Justin Bieber to get nudes and sex….from young people…HILARIOUS…

A 42-year-old university law lecturer who allegedly impersonates Justin Bieber on the internet is facing almost 1000 child sex charges after using the singer as a way to encourage children to send him explicit images.

Sure, there’s no humor in the fact that he raped some of these kids, that’s just insane, but the fact that he was able to lure kids into thinking he was Beiber and scoring all the nudes his pervert boner could desire – must have made him feel like he pulled a masterful troll for a while. Like he was a genius. Like it could never…Like “this cat fish thing is so easy”….and dude got hooked…he got greedy….it’s like “i’ve heard jokes about this on the internet, I can’t believe I pulled it off”…so next level….

More insane…he’s been doing it for 10 years…..

I don’t think trolling kids who are clearly retards and don’t have parents who teach them the basics of “never send nude pics to Justin Beiber on the internet” because it is probably not Justin Bieber you fucking moron…making the whole thing so awesome, like they almost deserved to be molested for being so fucking dumb…. it’s just proof the future generation are dumb as fuck but trolling as a whole is always funny, because people, in this case stupid children, can be so damn gullible…and perverts…can take a simple premise, a punchline to a bad joke in a movie…and make it happen for them….until they get caught…but still…great news story…keep up the great work world…

Oh the power of Bieber…

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