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2017

15

May

Kate Upton Hard Nipples of the Day

I haven’t jerked off to hard nipples in a white t-shirt since High School gym class, when I was 15 years old, and bras didn’t have the same level of padding they do today, and girls who happened to have big pre-hormone in the foot tits, had the big nipples to match, which was hard to take as a budding young pervert….who’d have to run to the the bathroom for a quick jerk off session hoping not to get caught…

I am not about to jerk off to hard nipples now, like that virgin 15 year old, but I will still look at them, as Busty, boxy, big overrated Kate Upton walks around shamelessly with them knowing that’s all anyone cares about when it comes to her…this is her marketing campaign….cuz the rest of her is pretty shit.

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2017

15

May

Shakira New Single of the Day

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Shakira released a new sex tape, which is in the form of a music video for the international / Spanish market that created her…and allowed her to have American success with her breasts that are small and humble that she didn’t want you to confuse for mountains….

It’s not an actual Sex Tape but rather a Music video, but her fans are so passionate about her and find her so hot that I think more people will jerk off to this than most porns…she’s just that kind of girl….

Sure she’s a mom, and this isn’t erotic, but she’s one of those loved and celebrated…she let her be loved and celebrated….by trying to jerk off to this…that’s how you are supposed to show all girls they are love and celebrated…but it may get you arrested if you do it when they don’t know who you are and they are sitting on a park bench across from you though

Via CLICK HERE

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2017

15

May

Dakota Johnson Leggings of the Day

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50 shades of rich bratty kid with a trust fund and parents and grandparents that helped her into the industry they are dialed into – so that she doesn’t need to actually get a skill, or job, or leave an impact on the world, but instead can maintain her lifestyle, feel like she’s accomplished something, more than just the trust fund she gets, in another Celebrity kids have access, it’s a small scene, the same people get hired and that’s why all the content produced is shit…

But she is in fitness gear smoking, like most Vegans I love, who are preaching healthy life while sucking on smokes…jokes..

Her name is Dakota Fanning ….no Dakota Johnson, and all these bitches are interchangeable….

I do find it interesting that her in leggings getting out of a porsche is hotter than her sex scenes in the overhyped romance / sex / porn for old ladies novel…ever…

How’s that makes sense…it doesn’t…none of this does…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

15

May

Alexa Chung Vogue Magazine of the Day

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Alexa Chung is an uninteresting, not very hot, looks like a man, even though she’s party Asian, at least you would think that considering her name is fucking CHUNG…I mean not many names more CLICHE…unless it’s an act, part of her rebrand when she transitioned to woman and started taking the hormones…WHO KNOWS

I am guessing she was a UK groupie who was a model, turned TV host, turned who gives a fuck cuz I am sure she’s got a cunty attitude and is horrible to be in the same room with or maybe she’s terribly pleasant as it is part of her scam and how she wins people over – I don’t know…

What I do know is that these are the tits she has given the Alexander Skarsgard, who we assume he cheats on….because that face is kinda scary.

I am not a fan, this is not how I like my Asian’s named CHUNG to look. It’s weird, but she’s in Vogue…classy fashionista…

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2017

15

May

Ariel Winter Big Tits of the Day

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In case you were wondering – and I know you were….Ariel Winter is still a fucking troll, but her tits are big enough for you to forget or see past the fact that she’s got no fucking neck, a busted down face, and is 3 feet tall….I guess her TV money and the fact she’s on TV…that created an emotional attachment to serious sexual predators and perverts everywhere….is why she’s still being talked about, or maybe her network is investing her marketing, brainwashing all of us, bust most likely, her contract was swapped out at 18 and she can now show of her tits like she wants to, like people want to see, as they’ve been waiting for so long…even if she is proof that cute at 11 doesn’t mean cute at 20…

Here she is anyway…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

15

May

Laissa Medeiros Nipple for L’Officiel of the Day

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Laissa Medeiros is a model…but according to Instagram, she’s a Human First…

She’s from Brazil, which I guess confirms she’s a human, but then again, I generally live as a skeptic and think that the fact she says she’s a human means she’s actually not a human and is instead an alien trying to get information to bring back home before the attack, like Steve Jobs and the founder of the Internet, listening to every human everywhere and processing the information before the attack, or maybe she’s some kind of REAL doll that they are social experimenting to SEE if we fall for it..

Well, when there are nippls and a tall bitch involved, I typically always fall for it…

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2017

15

May

Priyanka Chopra in a Bikini for some Baywatch Promo Targeting India of the Day

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Apparently, in more promo for Baywatch, one of their stars is Priyanka Chopra…who is obviously huge in India, because she’s made her way over to America where she gets to star in this movie, despite being hot in a bikini….

As the people at Paramount will do anything they can to make it work, whether it’s casting the Rock, or some instagram influencers, they know to be ethnically relevant…even though never has there been an Indian from India (dot not feather)….to ever work the LA County beaches….EVER…in the history of Life Guarding…and if there was, she wouldn’t have looked like this.

I call this trying to get the Asians / Indians pumped on Color in the movie, to go to the theatres internationally, which is where people still go to movies…and where Hollywood makes all their money…

I am not buying this bitch is Baywatch material and I am still convinced Baywatch is shit….

That said, I don’t do enough posts on Indian (dot not feathers) on here, and they deserve some light also, as India is where all the fake traffic and likes on social media come from, we might as well speak to them with their local talent half naked….

TO SEE THE REST OF HER BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

Priyanka Chopra is also in a Magazine….what can’t these Indians do…

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2017

15

May

Bella Hadid, Ugly Face, Looking Up Skirt of the Day

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Bella Hadid is a fucking monster, but I do not mind looking at her before and after pictures, where you can see that her whole face has been totally rebuilt, which is probably why she looks so much like a tranny…

Her family is rich, her mother a vapid ex model who wants to be validated through her kids, who you know starved them and cultivated them for this their entire lives….but
Here’s her tribute to her whore mother – sugar baby – that fed the kids their obnoxious egos…anyway…

Our angel Thank you for showing me what selfless love, generosity, compassion, kindness, power and strength is. Thank you for bringing my perfect brother and sister into this world. You have taught me to love everyone the same and keep my eyes open to the ones that don’t. I love you so much …I am so lucky ?? Happy Mother’s Day ?? You are perfect

Her dad an old rich arab dude who surrounds himself with models and fucks model, unable to accept that his daughter, even though she’s the ugly one is not model worthy, so he threw money at the new face, body, tits whatever…it’s all a weirdo lie…but she exists and she dances on her social media….showcasing her tits…

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2017

15

May

Olivia North Nude Hipster Model of the DAy

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Olivia North is a virtual nobody, but along with all the other girls on instagram trying to get followers, she is willing to get naked, and not just implied naked, full on, look at my pussy hard enough that you can see it’s tongue sticking out at you, style naked, in a photoshoot that is neither hot or inspiring, because she believes in her heart of hearts that she has what it takes to be a social media influencer who gets paid to just exist…like everyone on social media who is paid to just exist…and I wouldn’t say she doesn’t deserve it, or she’s not good enough to be that….that’s where the world is headed or already is…give all these girls a chance so that all other girls get naked too…as I won’t be satisfied until I see everyone NAKED…every last vagina in this goddamn world….that’s a 5/10 or better, over 18, but that’s about it…

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2017

15

May

Anna Camp and Anna Kendrick and Britney Snow and Rebel Wilson in Bikinis of the Day

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The cast of Pitch Perfect, including the fat one….got together for a vacation in Mexico to discuss Pitch Perfect 3, the middle aged years…because there comes a time in every average looking actresses life when she has to realize that she is in her fucking 30s, has a broken down old lady face, is not hot and her being a student is not believable…she’s more faculty, or recently divorced trying to get back to where she left off when she dropped out of college to get married and have kids….

So Anna Camp, whoever that is, Brittany Snow and Weird face Anna Kendrick together in Mexico is like some sad girl’s trip…or bachelorette party…and you should find these depressing as you jerk off to them…because aging sucks…for women more than men…but still..

Here are some of the pics, I like their use of the fat one.

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