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2017

30

Mar

Jordan Katie Price Clown Tits of the Day

Jordan Katie Price is a fucking icon….or at least at least her tits are….if these are even considered tits…they are more monstrous protrusions glued to her chest…and these are the scaled down version….or maybe none of her is an actual icon…and no one actually cares about her or remembers her…

But she represents a simpler pre-social media time, where she did manage to make millions with these circus freak looking implants…and as far as I’m concerned…that’s accomplishing more than most women do…..

The key is to have no shame, bo dignity, serious body dysmorphia, but a winning personality and charm, but more importantly…a winning approach to tits…it’s like go big or go home because if you’re gonna play this titty game, play hard….with hard…ready to explode tits…

So she’s on the beach topless like she should be…whether it’s a cry for attention, or a not giving a fuck, because her tits aren’t even hers, they are just these accessories, or not…and as much as it is weird, scary, terrifying it may be…it’s LEGENDARY…and feels so right.

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2017

30

Mar

Coco Arquette Has a Music Video of the Day

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Coco Arquette is not the Tranny Arquette, that one is dead…from AIDS…or other Tranny issues like mental health….

This Coco Arquette is the niece of the tranny, and the daughter of Courtney Cox and David Arquette..and she’s 12 years old…a little young for some to sexualize, but not young for her parents to sell off to the industry – knowing that they can make money off her, get her the attention she wants and needs to feel like she’s not some product of Hollywood, richness, and divorce…allowing her to have purpose…and meaning like all the other celebrity kids because we live in this celebrity obsessed, celebrity child means she’s better than other children, despite her celebrity parents hardly being celebrities…but I guess if you factor in the success of Scream and Friends…they’re as celebrity as you get…but that doesn’t matter…because nothing fucking matters….

But here’s her weird “dark”…springbreakers themed bad little rich girl…video to start your day..

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2017

30

Mar

Woman Walking on Road Naked and Other Videos of the Day

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Cop on Hood

Dude Jumps of the Day

A man Selling Chicks

Naked Woman on the Street

Dad Tries Inversion Table

Sausage Party!

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2017

30

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I always find the dudes running their “girlfriends'” tinder account looking for other couples to have threesomes or foursomes with are a terrifying concept that part of me would like to investigative report – but I am too lazy to get off my couch, organize a camera crew, and show up at their weirdo’s sex dungeons where they rape and kill me – like closet cases pretending to be a girl would do…

It is the catfish of the sexual deviant psychopath world…but it doesn’t have an MTV show…but should have a stepTV show…if I made shows….but I don’t because I am pathetic and lazy….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Jennifer Lawrence And Her 48-Year-Old Boyfriend Get Along Because She’s “Mature”
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Hot Pussy of the Day
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Tomi Lahrens Selfies….
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Scar Jo Hot For Cosmo….
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IT – Official Teaser
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Thrillseeker Pulling Crazy Stunts….
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Taekwondo Champion Smashes 111 Blocks
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2017

29

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I hate being hustled by strippers more than being hustled by regular bitches.

I like good conversation, romance, and seeing a pussy get fucked before I give it ten dollars a song.

Not to mention, I like being taken out to dinner, wined and dined, before being sucked in and tricked into giving a bitch 10 dollars a song.

I think it is anti feminist to trick me into giving you 10 bucks to touch your damn tits…pull the your body, your sexuality shit, but I think in this desexualization of thw women of the world…I should be getting paid to touch your damn tits…because touching you pay the masseuse not the other way around…you crazy bitches…

Yes I went to the strippers and the only thing exciting that happened along with feeling like I was at a market being sold discount t-shirts or stereo equipment…was being hustled by a girl from the Congo with clown sized fake tits and a love for techno….

While I remember the glory days of yesterday and think about how I didn’t butt fuck or get butt fucked…not even from the bouncer begging for a tip…trying to explain how strip club bouncing works…like I haven’t been to the strippers on a regular basis the last 30 years…and plan future adventures with TINDER girls begging me for fourseoomes…

Here are some stepLINKS

Angelina Jolie Wanted the Role of Lara Croft
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Emmy Rossum’s Tits Got Robbed for 150k
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Aunt VIV calls Carlton a Media HOE….SHIT
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Amy Poehler and Nick Offerman – New Competition Show
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Blackish Chick with Big Tits in a Bikini
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Chloe Grace Fat Legs
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SLuts in Bikinis on the Beach
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Remi Gaillard Messing with People
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Making Dubstep with a Gourd on a Stick – So Stupid
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Wiz Khalifa Smoked a Joint at Escobar’s Grave
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Nicki Minaj Lands a Modeling Contract
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Chick in a Bomb Suit….
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Emma Thompson is a Hero – Who Threatens To Quit Movies to Defend Other Women Actors – Hero.
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Escalator Fucks Up…
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Nipple Slip of the Day
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JK Rowling is Too Fuckign Rich
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Kate Mara Cleavage
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Some Asian Unleashes her Tits
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Kat Del Toro Cleavage
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Bar Refaeli is Good at Getting Pregnant
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TITS On the Beach
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Trading Spaces is Back on TLC – THank GOd…WHat? The. Fuck. Is. Trading Spaces
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Olivia Newton John – Yellow Teeth.
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This is How the First City Got Started 12,000 Years Ago
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Lesbian Wedding Photo of the DAy
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DUDE THIS IS SO FUCKED UP………..Battle of the Bulge….
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Cam Girls Whoring…Cam Girls…
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Peeking Under a Dress Like Cuba Gooding JR
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Eating Pussy in the Club
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Exploding Out of her Ass
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Dildo on the Bike Seat
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Euro Slut of the Day
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Nicki Minaj in Latex
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Sex on the Beach
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Awkward Moments in Cam Whoring
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Cassidy Banks – Huge Tits
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AMateur Couple
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Classy Porn GIF of the Day
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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More Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…
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2017

29

Mar

Bella Thorne’s Nipple Ring of the DAy

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My girl, who is not actually my girl because she doesn’t know that I exist, but who I consider my girl, because I follow her on social media more aggressively that I follow anyone, and I’m not really the only one following her, millions upon millions of people are, but that’s because Bella Thorne is a young slutty selfie producer and she has commercial success…which is exactly what we’re looking for and need….in a world where most slutty selfies producers aren’t commercially successful…

The interesting thing about her that ins’t that interesting is that she really fucking loves her nipple rings…and wants you to love them also…so STARE and appreciate…show the girl some respect and give her what she wants…your attention…making her a wonderful gift…

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2017

29

Mar

Ireland Baldwin for Hooker Water of the DAy

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Ireland Baldwin has hit rock bottom, I mean I assume she’s hit rock bottom numerous times, but then rock bottom gets pulled beneath her and she hits a new low…

There was a minute where I was a believer…I believed in her big fashion daughter tits and thought she’d make it in the world of rich and connected so make her a model…I really fucking did…

But then she fell off, her cousin moved in and secured the Baldwin name, leaving her a weird lesbian drug addict who ran to rehab….but she is back to the bikini modeling…looking large but empowered in this body positive world…even though she hates herself and could be because her dad hated on her…

Now she’s..doing a shoot for hooker water….the water that all these low level actual hookers participate in because it helps get them their US work visa…it is an owned by the paparazzi water company…and the fact that they are getting celeb daughters…just means the hooker money is good because this hooker water isn’t actually available in stores…it’s all a weird front….

I am not offended or phased by hooker water beach shoots when they use the actual hookers – but using these celeb kids and Mischa barton – just confuses me. Are they really that desperate.

It is embarrassing….

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2017

29

Mar

Juliana Schurig Nude Fashion Model of the Day

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Juliana Schurig is great. This is a shoot for some magazine called TUSH, which I don’t know or think is a porn magazine, but it might as well should be – because a girl with a coinslot pussy in a pair of pantyhose – is fucking everything….

Sure I have a pantyhose fetish, sure I have a model willing to show her pussy fetish, when said model is trying to be mainstream and fashion and not gutter webcam shit…fetish…and sure I’m a pathetic loser who is an easy sell – but this is glorious.

Keep up the good work fashion…

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2017

29

Mar

Madison Beer Tits of the Day

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Madison Beer is some Justin Beiber signed YOUTUBER that is trying to make it in the world of pop – and has a huge Jewish breast.

She’s 18 years old…that’s pretty fucking fresh on the scale of pussy meat…so she’s not expired or expiring yet…she’s pretty fucking prime…

But more interestingly, she poses in slutty enough content because these girls learn at a young age just how basic men are and how easy we are to manipulate with big young tits…on a small frame..whether they are Jewish or not…we love tits of all species and breeds..

Lookin’ good.

I am sure she’s a spoiled brat cunt, but really aren’t all women…yes…all women are…whether they are rich or not, they’re whining brats…and here are some paparazzi pics o her…

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2017

29

Mar

Selena Gomez in Love and Creepy of the Day

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People are excited to see that Selena Gomez is out of rehab, where she’s become totally addicted to her new boyfriend – The Weeknd – and follows him around on tour so that he can’t fuck other chicks – like a psycho who knows she’s Selena Gomez, fucking rich, the most followed person on Instagram and a very important piece of his marketing program…throwing herself in love and the Canadian who is probably too nice to tell her to fuck off..because he probably can’t believe that Selena Gomez is all on his big black dick trying to make babies with him and as a Black man he’s probably tempted to make it happen so that he can ditch out on her – but know the kid will be well taken care of – maybe not by the crazy disney bitch – but by her staff and crew…

I mean…suffocating a dude is always a good tactic to make the dude fuck other pussy the second she’s not around – and I know people who fucked him while he was with Bella Hadid…as he cycles through the it girls…cuz dude is at the top of his fucking game and the biggest fucking act…getting paid…I mean who else would he waste his time fucking, local Toronto chicks trying to mooch, you might as well make career moves with your dick and keep this miracle alive…

I guess what I’m saying is that Selena Gomez is getting fucked, has a nice glow, looks skinnier than ever, and as a crazy exploited child star that she is…I appreciate this passion / obsession / stalking…creepiness from a girl who gets what she wants – except Beiber..he cheated on her…and rightfully so…cuz bitch is Creepy.

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