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2017

30

May

Olivia Munn On Her Knees Like a Good Girl of the Day

People like Olivia Munn.

I think she’s the fucking worst…

People’s opinion of her seem to outweigh my opinion of her – as she keeps getting work….but I don’t like to follow people, because they are just following each other on a hamster wheel, over and over…not knowing that they are just full of shit, into full of shit things, and end up dying before any revelation or substance of any sort comes out of their mouth…

Which is a good thing for Olivia Munn, it allows her to continue existing, all short, manipulative, tactical…garbage…that I don’t really hate as much as I used to or want to…because who fucking cares if a bitch pulled off a scam leveraging nerds…nerds need to be scammed – because they are nerds and that’s important…some end up billionaires, some are lame and not that smart, just really obsessive and into nonsense…who end up in a home after their mom dies becuase they can’t care for themselves between all that masturbation and building models…you know….the typical Olivia Munn fans…

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2017

30

May

Lindsey Vonn is a Skier of the Day

Lindsay Vonn posted a butt shot to get back at Tiger Woods – you know give his creepy perv ass a little DIG knowing he was drunk with hookers when he got his DUI like the mess that he is…because Lindsey Vonn used to fuck him…for a while really…

Her ass looks good, all that musculature, that will soon become disgusting as she starts training for the 2018 games we can assume this ski beast will be in…as they do…you know if she hasn’t got too into being a sugar baby in LA posing in bikinis, which is less work…and effort and there’s less disappointment when you fail..because another rich guy will scoop you up…

Typically, I am terrified of the tree trunk legs of a skier, I grew up with that shit…but this looks pretty alright to me…

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2017

30

May

Lea Michele Instagram Bathing Suit Models of the Day

Lea Michele tucked her dick in for these very important instagram bikini / bathing suit pics of her in her floatie…

I am more interested in seeing pics of her with her erection or testicles, if they haven’t atrophied…sticking out of her bathing suit bottom…

I do think it’s repetitive that I call her a man all the time…but there’s comfort in familiarity…like when you see this and say “I bet he calls her a man”…not to mention what the fuck else am I suppsed to say about Lea Michele…that she was great on Glee, a real hard faced talent…who gives a fuck, I want to see genitals. SPREAD THOSE LEGS AND SHOW US YOUR TAPE JOB.

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2017

30

May

Bella Hadid – Panties By a Helicopter of the Day

Bella Hadid is classy…she flies to Grand Prix in helicopters like a lady…a lady who wears see through outfits to get as much attention as she can for herself – because she’s the ugly duckling younger sister – just trying to make her way in the world…as a rich kid who is clearly empty, a lone, pretending to be at the top of the world, while at the top of the world, but you know how these cunts are…NEVER enough…so they keep pushing for more…panties on Helicopters and all…

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2017

30

May

Edita Vilkeviciute Vogue Mexico Shoot of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute is some old timer model – who at 28 years old has managed to escape Lithuania to become a top model who has been topless so many times for fashion, in what I call Fashion Porn, that is not actual porn, but is high end luxury and aspirational, where they get these hot chicks to get naked or half naked, inspiring the more busted up chicks out there who wish they were models to get naked or half naked, where as actual porn, only attracts gutter trash…while Fashion porn attracts girls you’d actually want to fuck, not to say you wouldn’t want to fuck a porn chick, I mean you’d want to fuck anything from a rotting deer on the side of the road on a summer day if there were enough maggots to give some “ribbed” for extra pleasure effect….but you get what I am saying….most girls aren’t drawn to porn but EVERY girl is drawn to being a model…you with me, you following me, this is basic shit here…

I love skinny girls, long legs, skinny legs, I don’t think I even talk to fat girls, because I am traditional and just because the world is going to a body positive way, doesn’t mean I need to….I can reserve my social time to skinny girls like a normal person, while everyone else can acknowledge these fat girls who now have confidence and think they are hot, when really they were always just vehicles, literal vehicles, slow moving and large vehicles, like the Donkey or Elephant used in India to Transport TEA or other INDIAN wares…like VINDALOOO….

I am going off on a tangent, when all I am trying to say is, keep the hot chicks naked in fashion magazines, it’s the right kind of inspiring clickbait…and keep up the titty work….Edita Vilkeviciute.

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2017

30

May

Bella Thorne Pegging Some Dude of the Day

If you’ve ever met a Disney kid, or really any dude aged 20, you will see that they are dancing homos who grew up on Disney Kids, that are all skinny jeaned, but accessorized with a skateboard and beanie, and act like little girls, despite fucking hot girls, probably pretty aggressively thanks to porn, and the whole thing confuses me…

I saw two dudes, straight dudes, talking about fucking girls, dancing on video for each other’s snap chats…it’s weird…

Like this pic of bra wearing Bella Thorne butt fucking one of them…it’s weird.

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2017

30

May

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Model in a Bikini Paparazzi Shoot of the Day

While old timer Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr exited gracefully after being caught fucking Bieber when he was 17…has gone onto have a Jewish wedding with dot com / app / billionaire from the SNAP empire….because bitch is strategic as fuck….

Alessandra Ambrosio, their bigger star is still slaving the fuck away…like she can’t catch a break, or she can’t escape, or like she can’t let go from the huge contract they give her to stay skinny…

I mean she’s mid 30s, a mom of 2 and still bikini modeling, even in her spare time, because when you maintain your skinny, for money or other reasons like AIDS…or Cancer…or a parasite…or SPEED addiction…you fucking showing it off, even when you’re not getting paid..

UNLESS part of their contract says 10 paparazzi bikini shoots a year…which it does…because Victoria’s Secret doesn’t fuck around, they are brilliant at marketing and created an empire..

I don’t normally like Alessandra Ambrosio, her fake tits, but she looks good…and Ill stare…but that could just be the white bikini…I fucking love white bikinis…

Highlight of these pics – is that they are shot from so far you can’t see her cellulite…mom loose skin…blurry….and….

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2017

30

May

Lais Ribeiro in a Bikini of the Day

Lais Ribeiro looks good….for a mom, who has a 10 year old son, even though she’s 26, like some kind of pervert who fucks in her teens but doesn’t abort due to Brazilian catholicism….and stupidity…but she managed to power through that whole teen pregnancy and become a “top” Victoria’s Secret model….because that’s how the world works when your body is this fucking outrageous…you deserve the world, even if your vagina is banged out, and it probably isn’t…she’s had a decade to recover…it’s CANDICE SWANEPOEL you gotta worry about….

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As a reference to CANDICE SWANEPOEL fresh baby maker….having a banged out pussy because she just had the kid and it hasn’t had a decade to recover….but it has lefter her with an Old Candice Swanepoel face….not nearly as interesting as the NEW generation…really.

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2017

30

May

Eniko Mihalik’s Posting TITS on Instagram of the Day

Eniko Mihalik snuck her nipple onto Instagram and everyone was happy, and by everyone I mean me, because I have no friends, people don’t like me, and I don’t bother having these discussions with them to determine whether the nipple they see on the social media is a nipple they love, I just think to myself, damn, if people can be posting nipples on social media, and my whole business model was post nipples that of these actors and models because no one was allowed to post them on mainstream channels….like instagram…but now they can…I am officially obsolete….like Blockbuster…because no one cares about what I have to say about the nipple, they just care about the nipple itself…

Life debates, philosophical what does it all mean moments…with myself…something you can probably related to, you chronic masturbating weirdo.

That said – Eniko Mihalik is some 30 year old, pretty well paid, actual model…and clearly she’s lovely.

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2017

30

May

Sofia Richie and Some Instagram Ratchet Slut Groupies in Bikinis of the Day


Sofia Richie is Lionel’s legit daughter…

She’s putting his hit making money to good use by renting out a Yacht and inviting trashy instagram girls who take the bootleg Kim Kardashian style pics, or would that be Kylie style pics, you know in bikini, showing off fat ass, photoshopped to shit, that people seem to fucking love and find hot…but that I hate and find basic, boring, and usually attention not warranted…

You know, not the hottest in the room, the loudest, sluttiest, who has all the followers…

Well, I guess all these insta like lovers found each other…and together they YACHT likea bunch of YACHTISTIC people…only looking like they were pulled out of the strip club…but ended up on Monaco…weird.

I don’t fucking get it, but the other asses in bikinis looking chubby and face injected are Chantal Jeffries and Jocelyn Chew…I call them girls who fuck black rappers….who found them on IG…

It’s a weird fucking world we live in, where the half naked posing on Instagram is everything…I don’t get it…because all I see is failed strippers and street hookers made by you and SKINNY tea sponsors – despite them not even being skinny..

NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE…but yachts, great photo opp for an Insta Pic…right…

They all look the fucking same…same god complex cosmetic surgeon I guess…”YOU MUST ALL LOOK LIKE THIS…LIKE A KARDASHIAN”…..

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