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2023

31

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s a tragic day for all the public masturbators as your leader has died….PeeWee an icon, a weird fucking, public masturbating in an era when that wasn’t a trend on reddit, making him an innovator and hero who at least got to see his public humiliation at the time was hardly worth caring about now that everyone’s a public masturbator as part of a viral meme…

Not that men are even manly enough to jerk off in public like the old days….that’s for women trying to make OnlyFans content..

I’ve seen a few studies about how whatever they are spraying us, feeding us, 5G-ing us, is reducing the lazy modern male’s testosterone and sperm count. It’s not that hard to believe when you leave the house and see that men are basically women, even those who aren’t trying to be women. Just a group of whining, fashion obsessed, short short wearing, vape smoking, foodie pretentious, white claw drinking cucks in their covid masks, all vaccinated and against racism…

They’re not gay, but they are likely the first to watch their friend with a big dick fuck their girlfriend, or maybe they are gay, just without the perks of taking dick in the ass, more of a TOP than a BOTTOM…not admittedly gay, just really into boys weekends and being allies to the pronoun crowd of weirdness, drinking their budlight like there’s even another side to that whole scandal, just one side, and they’re laying off people because of it….

It’s a weird fucking world, we’re just living in it….man the fuck up you apologizing for a man, scared to be too forward with a woman, consent form for sex momma’s boy weirdo…

I saw some dude walk up to a random lady in a tight dress, tell her that he loved her, that he knew it was weird but that he needed her to know…they literally JUST met and when I was walking back, girl was holding his hand, they were making out, it was some caveman shit and it worked….because guess what, VAPE BRO, smoking an actual cigarette, drinking an actual stiff drink, wearing pants and not short shorts, and having a little fucking balls goes a long way….

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Kelly Gale’s Sexy Topless Silhouette
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Livvy Dunne Does Gymnastics
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10 Most Genocidal Leaders
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Drake Buys Tupac’s Ring
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Timelapse of Bees Growing from Larvae
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Danielle Bregoli Gets Wild on a Boat
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Olivia Culpo Bikinis on a Boat
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Lilit Lesser Naked in Domina
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Kim Garner Thong Swim Suit
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Qimmah Russo Booty in a Thong
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Bear Stops the Fountain
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Indonesian Rice Tractor Racing
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Dog Adopts Possums
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Charlotte McKinney Underboob
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Stacy Kiebler in a Swimsuit on a Boat
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Teslas Avoiding Accidents
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Scary Motorcycle Moments
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Biggest Humvee in the World
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Dua Lipa’s Sheer Dress in Albania
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Internet Sleuths Say Alix Earle Cheated on her NFL Player with a 17 year old!
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Rocket Engine Testing Ends with Explosion
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Making Rubber Bands
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2023

31

Jul

Eiza Gonzalez Brings the Thong Bikini Ass oN Vacation of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is the Mexican actress who had some compulsive eating disorder, where she compulsively ate herself into what I assume was fatness, before dialing back on the compulsive eating and realizing that if she wanted to make it in America, more sepcifically hollywood, she’d need to be hot enough for the decision makers in Hollywood to want to fuck, so that she’d get cast as the hot Mexican character in those movies….

She was already rich in Mexico, richer now that she’s had some Hollywood dick up in her, to swap out the compulsive eating with the taking loads from industry dudes….and now she is being fancy on a yacht in a thong bikini, showing that taco eating Mexican ass which looks pretty good to me, but I am a fan of all things Mexican from Tacos to the tacos of female Mexican Nationals even if they’ve jumped the wall and made it in America due to being rich.

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2023

31

Jul

Denise Richards Cleans Herself of the Day

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The Denise Richards social experiment involving Denise Richards on OnlyFans continues….and you have to wonder how powerful her brand is, or who the fuck does she have gambling debt owed to, because this scramble is fucking weird, not quite as wierd as that one wonky nipple, but pretty fucking weird…

You see both the content being produced and the purpose of the content being produced, equally fucking disturbing….

Whether she’s brining creative ideas like old lady in the bath, soaking those sore hips before the hip replacement while having a glass of wine, because she’s classy….or not, it’s a weird approach to creative expression, monetization, almost a little desperate if you ask me, which you didn’t because you’re probably subscribed to this shit and not to see what happens next but because it’s your porn, an old timer Hollywood babe finally reducing herself to the stripper you wished she was back when she was that Hollywood babe….because strippers let everyone get lap dances from them, while Hollywood babes don’t….meaning this Denise Richards is a far more friendly and accessible one…

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2023

31

Jul

Milf Monday of the Day

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Milfs aren’t so much what’s for dinner, but the fantasy is that they are a “what’s for dinner” because they do mom shit like make dinner.

I don’t know if the MILFS of this generation are as good in the kitchen, with their housewife, homemaker predisposition, which I always assumed was just engrained in a woman at birth, part of the survival of the species, but I figure that whole “be my mommy” for the mommy issue bros out there is probably the foundation of the MILF fetish, I guess along with pissing off the asshole at school while in high school by fucking his mom, or maybe you just realize that the torn birthing hole they call their vagina and the baby weight, along with the baggage of having a baby, since not everyone sees the perks in stepfathering, means you’ll have a better shot in landing the pussy cuz it hates itself for all the wrong reasons, since birthing a kid is likely the most interesting thing a woman can do…

Point of the story, MILFS!

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2023

31

Jul

Alyssa Milano Swimsuit Cleavage of the Day

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Alyssa Milano like most annoying women who don’t like to think that their existence is based on the fact that they have a cunt and/or that dudes were jerking off to them since they first got on television, because that’s just the way dudes are, allowing them to have a pretty fruitful career despite being talentless hacks, riding that dick sucking stardom as hard as she could….but that wasn’t enough, that didn’t satisfy her, she needed meaning, purpose, an opinion and influence…

SO instead of just being the b-list or c-list actress with the hairy arms and the decent sized tits, she had to become a twitter troll fighting the twitter trolls, basically being an influential whiner, inspiring other miserable white ladies with their whacked out perspective on the world, from their suburban mom consumer lives….

She’s been consistently annoying on every possible “talking point” or “political position”…all from the perspective of a rich retard who go rich from having tits and not from anything actually impressive, besides the hairy arms, which were freakishly impressive, but probably not in the way a bitch would want to be seen as impressive…

The interesting thing about this feminist archangel fighting the feminist agenda, orange men grabbing pussies, misogyny, fighting for equality and the MeToo movement all while being a vapid hypocrite….calling herself an ally while acting like a superior to the people she is an ally too…like a hero who can save them by giving them a voice…she’s Alyssa Milano….she’s more than just tits in their 50s, she’s got a purpose…while resorting to showing her tits in their 50s….

Cure this pig like a prosciutto…you know, Italian things…..

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2023

31

Jul

Haley Lu Richardson Bikini of the Day

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Haley Lu Richardson is the ugly chick who played Stifler’s mom’s assistant in the most recent Italian White Lotus, where she had multiple men showing some interest in her sexually, which I didn’t believe or buy into because I did watch White Lotus, I’m a Survivor fan, not a Survivor, but a fan of the show Survivor and weirdo Mike White and some of the other cast are from the Survivor fam, so you know you gotta show up and sit through an overhyped show….

It turned out that the only reason Haley Lu Richardson was a love interest was because she was being manipulated in part of a murder plot, so I figure a rent-boy fucking an unattractive chick is better than being fucked up the ass for money, you know straight for pay is always better than gay for pay….meaning, she wasn’t seen as a hot chick at all….so Hollywood may lie to us about some ugly chicks being hot chicks, but NOT this one…

She’s in a bikini on a beach, maybe somewhere fancy since she’s a celebrity, and the whole thing is hardly eventful, but BIKINIS RULE….I’ll make that into a shirt….it’ll be my “Skate or Die”…..BIKINIS RULE….my HAPPY FACE…..Bikinis RULE…

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2023

31

Jul

Joey King Birthday Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know if this is Joey King and her dad, or Joey King and her daddy….but with all the human trafficking, satanic agenda, Hollywood is evil, Hollywood destroys young girls, I wouldn’t be surprised the someone of Joey King’s stature within the Hollywood industry would be someone who is a “yes man” to the worst kind of people, and in being a yes man as a young teen starlet, you’re not quite the same as a “yes man” in middle management just trying to not stir the pot to maintain your high salary for minimal work from home, appeasing the people above you so they keep you around, you’re more a “yes man” in a taking it up the ass by these old dudes because their wives don’t give them sex and because they can make your dreams come true.

I’ll just assume it’s her actual dad, who she’s cuddling up to in a bikini, which is less creepy that it would be if it was a random dude in her kitchen, but it can also be creepy in that incest is a real thing…..

I’m just disappointed in the busty actress with the not so hot face bundling up like she’s going for a ski on a brisk day, whilst bending over to blow out the candles…it’s like ThAT WAS THE SHOT WE WANTED girl….RUINED by decency, modesty, a lack of willingness to show me the damn bent over titty…they say it’s her birthday, but that behavior is fucking tragic.

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2023

31

Jul

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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As someone who doesn’t take doctors seriously, mainly because I think they are full retards that have these massive egos because they went to school for so long, despite new doctors being released on the world with every college semester ending, like 1000s or 10s of thousands of them flooding the medical field near you…all thinking they are so important, with their god complexes, pretending to save lives for their own sociopathic storyline, when really they’re just sexually aroused by the whole cutting motherfuckers open, or getting guaranteed 1,000,000 dollar a year salaries for the rest of their lives, for typically very little unimpressive work…

If COVID taught me anything, it’s that doctors are idiots who don’t even know what’s good or bad for the body, doctor google is smarter, and listening to your shitty body is smartest..,..

It also taught me something I already knew, that nurses are sluts in there to break the homes of doctors up so that they can get in on that 1,000,000 dollar a year salary, like the medical hooker they are….all while pretending to be serious and professional….at least until COVID when it wasn’t public nurse nudes for attention, since they were healthcare heroes, trying to maximize on this TIP CULTURE of “fuck you, pay me, even though I already get paid, but not by you, so man up”…

I am not against slutty nurses, since they validate all I’ve ever thought of nurses….now if only they pulled their pussies out to change my diapers….then we’ll be in a good place..

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2023

31

Jul

Padma Lakshmi Old Lady Bikini of the Day

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Padma Lakshmi is milking this geriatric Sports Illustrated Swimsuit opportunity harder than she milks old billionaire dudes on their death bed, in efforts to fake a pregnancy with the motherfucker, while really being pregnant with another billioniare, just to mitigate the risk, try to double down, knowing that so long as the non bio dad think he’s the bio dad, the kid will get paid out when he dies…and then when he dies, just do a paternity test with the other billionaire who is the bio dad and now dude’s gotta pay up..,..it requires a level of sophisticated opportunistic woman who think she’s really hot and deserving to master than kind of psychopathic play…

SO yeah, Padma, the Food Network host with the big tits, wants you thinking about her milking milkers that are now more evaporated and dried up milk, but still big, while she’s out here milking the SI stamp of approval to target the next billionaire with the whole “I’m an SI Model”….so that she can milk him as hard as she’s previously milked rich old dudes..

Point of the story, lots of milk for someone who thinks cows are sacred…

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2023

31

Jul

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Let the sexualization of a lactating tit, ready to feed our souls through the nipple of life, the globular dripping breast our refuge, or home, or comfort, or friend….inspired by the creator and the matriarchal energy of bringing new life into the world, something far more impressive than your shitty day job…

Sexualize that nipple, dripping natures nectar….sexualize that nipple like a mother who masturbates every time she feeds her child, because she’s a predator and because the nipple orgasm is real….

Sexualize that nipple, because that’s milk filled tit is why we like tits so much, wired in our code, without the milk, it’d just be another fat guy’s tit….

So we start the week of internet perversion no one cares about with the REBIRTH…of FUNCTIONAL tit….doing FUNCTIONAL things…the way nature intended, so that the rest of the week, we can focus on the fact that tits are hot and that they should be sexualized…

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