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2017

19

May

Ariel Winter THIGHS Rubbing Together of the Day

Ariel Winter is so hot when she’s wearing her skimpy shorts, showing off her troll legs, for the world to see – because she’s more than just a monstrous face and a thick neck, or rebuilt tits….she’s also got midget legs…to really sell herself to the world as someone they should hire…

She reminds me of this power lifter, women’s studies feminist from TINDER, who never sends me pictures of her legs…even though I always ask for them…but she’s offered to help move my fridge up a flight of stairs…which is probably a fetish somewhere…just not here….

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Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

19

May

Sarah Hyland Tits for Social Media Cleavage of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is showing some cleavage for social media – trying to fit in amongst her peers like that fat slut Ariel Winter…we call it the MODERN FAMILY sold off by their family to be raised by producers interested in making money off them and Sofia Vergara interested in teaching them how tits can create you….and the whole thing is pretty boring, like the girl I met on TINDER, who wants to de-stigmatize chlamydia by openly discussing her chlamydia hoping it inspires others to talk about their chlamydia so that people get it treated and the overall rate of chlamydia goes down…..a real Mother Theresa…saving the slutty porn addicted, no committal, millennial, narcisstist raised on social media and porn…. kids of tomorrow…

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Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2017

19

May

Susan Sarandon’s Monster Granny Tits of the Day

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Susan Sarandon the Rocky Horror Tits…are at Cannes – 100 years later…and I have faith in you and I believe you have what it takes to jerk off to this….because you can pretend she is your grandmother who raised you or who you would visit – who made all the best cookies and other baked goods like a granny should….for your pervert ass – because she was the only one who really loved you….but not enough to suck your dick when she tucked you in, even though you’d think she would because she hadn’t fucked since your grandfather died, and you were so good to her when you’d brush her hair and change her diaper……..so you were forced to just jerk off to her when she showered…like a normal kid…who had a granny fetish because grandma felt like home…

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Posted in:SFW|Susan Sarandon

2017

19

May

Lily Donaldson in a Slutty Dress of the Day

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Lily Donaldson is a British model who is pushing 40…who you may remember as being one of the Victoria’s Secret contract workers that they pushed under the rug and forgot about in 2012, as they do…you know not every girl they find can be a hit…

BUT look at her now, she’s mad it to CANNES where she’s either in a movie, the hot pussy at the premiere of some movie, or fucking the dude in or who made the movie – and that alone…is magical…

This is what LIVING is about…not sitting in your stupid cubicle dying away from diabetes and other fat person related diseases…it’s about being hot and half naked at Cannes…

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Posted in:Lily Donaldson|SFW

2017

19

May

Madelaine Petsch in a Bra Top of the Day

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I accidentally watched 13 episodes of Riverdale and I fucking hated every single one of them, but for some reason, I watched every single episode while hating it, and a girl I get nudes from watched every single one of the episodes and asked me which one of the bitches I liked the best, and I hated all of them…especially Molly Ringwald and her mangled face…BUT…this one…this Madelaine Petsch….was on point..

Which brings up a serious issue that I am only realizing I have…a Redhead fetish…what the fuck, not ever in my life have I fucked a redhead, been into a redhead, wanted a redhead…but every single young starlet I’m into from Lohan to Bella Thorne to now this stripper porn looking chick is a redhead…I guess they are good marketing tools, brainwashing me with their redhead power…

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Posted in:Madelaine Petsch|SFW

2017

19

May

Girl with a Broken Uterus…and Other Videos of the Day

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George W Bush Trolling

Life…

Boyfriend Kills Girlfriend Due to Romance

The Full Times Square Crash

Dance of the Day

Riding Dirty

Escaping Death…

Wedding Procession Fail

This is hard to make out – but basically – a couple killed their baby, the mother tried to stage the baby’s death on the bus to cover it up…and some innocent woman tried to help save the dead baby….in UPLIFTING news

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

19

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am a romantic, I like to give girls orgasms in their sleep…I live for it….but it’s always awkward when they wake up and have no idea who I am….

Here are some morning links…

HOT AS FUCK BIKINI BOOTY SHAKE
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Roger Ailes Ate Himself to Death
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Amber Heard as Mera in Aquaman for you Virgins
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Rope Swing Paragliding Weirdness
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Katy Perry’s Song about Beating Taylor Swift at Basketball
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Whore Joanna KRUPA Dating a Mobster
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Interesting Art in the Park
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The One Eyed Goat is a DEMON from Hell
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Chris Cornell Had a Pug…That Makes his Death a Bit Harder for Me – Because PUGS are delicate souls
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The History of GOTHS
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2017

18

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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My new move is Asking girls on the street if I can take a pic of their shorts because my daughter is looking for the same pair. I realize that if you go into it with confidence and like you’re not a creeper they won’t know you don’t actually have a daughter and you are j fact a creep until long after they can have you arrested. It’s a win win for you

Here are some stepLINKS….

Selena Gomez Slutty….
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Roger Ailes is Dead
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Miley Cyrus Clean and Sober
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Slut Slack Lines Across Crazy Water
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Sara Underwood Slutty….
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TITS in a BIKINI
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Alex Daddario Busting Out in a Bikini
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Soundgarden Dude HUNG himself…probably jerking off
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Ales Daddario in a Dress
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How to Butcher an Entire Cow
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Journalist Deflects Bullet
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TITS In a Bikini 2
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Jessica Chastain TITS
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Sarah Goodhart Pantie Upskirt
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Leo Nardo and Nina Break UP – RIP FAME WHORE SUGAR BABY TRYING TO LOCK IN THE DUDE
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Picasso Bought for 45 Million
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Kendall Jenner Bike Fall
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Glow – The Ladies of Wrestling
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Jessica Lowndes Blue Crush photoshoot for her website
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Tits in a Bikini 3
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Every Bathroom is a Private Bathroom to Jennifer Lopez
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McDonald’s Dead Dad Ad
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Tits in a Bikini 4
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One Eyed Goat – the Video
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Amy Schumber Belly in Panties
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Eva Herzigova in a Slutty Dress
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Amber Rose Had Someone Break in and Watched her Sleep….
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Khloe Kardashian in a One Piece
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Miley Cyrus is the Girl Katy Perry Kissed
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Ass in a Thong
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SPECIAL FEATURE: Elle Fanning VS Dakota Fanning of the Day

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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Bouncy Tit GIF of the Day
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Amateur GF in the Garage
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Butthole Filled
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Susan Naked in 1977
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Cam Girls Being Slutty Cheap and Easy
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Big Curvy Festival Ass
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Golden Showers of the Day
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Chick with Huge Tits – Naked
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Just a Girl Getting Naked
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Awkward Porn Girl
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Weirdest GF on the Beach of the Day
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

18

May

Selena Gomez Lupus Lips of the Day

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Selena Gomez is so edgy with her lip injections, or LUPUS bloated lips, while having some sort of Identity crisis because her life has been a performance and she doesn’t even know who she is…and never will…She looks like a Jenner…

She’s obsessed over cock, a money maker, and here she is on some post rehab, post bieber, post the Weeknd cock re-brand….

I didn’t listen to it, but you can jerk off to it….because her creepy fans are loyal.

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

18

May

Elizabeth Olsen Windy Ass Flash of the Day

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Whenever people say there is no god…the heathens who turn their back on Christianity and choose science or logic…instead of believing silly fables…like a bad episode of a bad movie and deciding it is the GOSPEL of the lord…like logical people…or Most Americans…

I say…you’ve obviously never been outside on a windy day – when a girl walks by…and her skirt gets blown up….

The Wind!

The wind sent from God….proof that there is a god…a religious experience…

This time featuring Elizabeth Olsen…the non twin Olsen…

MAGIC> 1/4 of an ass cheek…MAGIC! I mean RELIGION….

How can you not be a spiritual person with this PROOF OF GOD….right.