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2017

09

May

Emily Labowe Hot Model of the DAy

Her name is Emily Labowe …she sounds french and European and exciting or some shit…and exciting she is..but it’s in black and white, possibly on film, so that makes it art you know, not porn…it’s the very fine line that makes it masterful…

I don’t know who the photographer is, but he’s named Danny Lane, and he gets hot girls naked for the internet, so he must be a god, unless of course she’s into being naked on the internet – something that will forever confuse me…because I am old school internet…an era where people getting naked on internet was a slut shaming, suicide inducing thing…

Magic….or whatever this maybe.

Hairy…cuz of feminism…which works for my hairy girl fetish, so feminism is porn to me….I like it….because it gives me everything I want, empowered women, nudity, bush…and a lot of nonsense that I can laugh at…GOOD TIMES.

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2017

09

May

Jennifer Love Hewitt Huge Tits, Scary Face, Less Fat of the Day

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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s big tits have been wonderful tits for twenty years, but 20 years ago, her wonderful tits are less wonderful after a bout of 20 years.

From hot Jennifer Love Hewitt, to fat Jennifer Love Hewitt, to this Jennifer Love Hewitt face…that has seen better days.

But she is still Jennifer Love Hewitt and her face has never been her story…a story she’s trying to remind you in this dress.

Boring, but it is Jennifer Love Hewitt. What do you expect.

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2017

09

May

Couple Having Sex in Public and Other Videos of the Day

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Man Has Car Sex in Parking Lot..

Woman VS Puddle

Attention Walmart Shoppers

Coffin Hits Two Men in a Grave

The Story of my Life

High School Fight

Woman Beaten and Robbed in NY

Employees VS Rats…

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2017

09

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s Rape Culture….so as a decent man, I figure I will participate in this whole social justice warrior fight for consent, because I do believe rape is wrong…..and that consent is essential…so as an ADULT trying to do the right thing…I always hit up the girl who’s pic I am jerking off to on instagram and say “I’m about to cum to you, can I cum to you, tell me to cum to you”…before actually cumming to her…

For some reason, you still get called a rapey pervert, freak….SO the moral of the story is to not even bother….you’re damned if you do and damned if you don’t…girls are unappreciative no matter what.

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…

Blade Runner New Trailer
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Guess Who’s Running for Congress
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Real Housewife in a Bathing Suit – Terrifying
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Some Dude Named Tom Holland – Billy Elliot – Married to Some Bitch I Wrote About Last Week but Forget is Doing Rihanna Umbrella in Drag…It’s pretty Legendary….
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Banksy on BRexit
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Porn Chick with a Squirt Gun
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Kate Upton’s Huge Cleavage
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Spaghetti in a Meatball – Oh My
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George Michael’s Depressing Last Days..
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Globe Chess Boards for the Virgins
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2017

08

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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There’s not much weirder than trying to stick your dick in a girl’s ass and having her jump into the fetal position crying….especially when you assumed she was sleeping when you did it…you know the whole reason you got her drunk in the first place…

You’re forced to realize, you’re not the first one to violate those shit filled territory….that you just assumed was customary on the first date in this world of porned up dirtbags….

Life. So wild.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Chrissy Metz is a Fat Chick in a Latex Dress..
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Kate Upton Big Tits Outtake
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Madonna Naked Back
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Nicki Minaj Pays for College
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Anastasia Ashley Booty
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Kate Upton Big Tits Being Exploited by Ricky Martin
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Ashley Tisdale Black Dress…
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The New Wonder Woman Trailer
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More Fyre Fest Lawsuits
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The Kentucky Derby Win
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Noah Cyrus is Jailbait
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Ariel Winter and Burt Reynolds – Erotica
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Dancing Pokemon Gets Violated
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Scariest Bridges in the World
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Aly Michalka Slutty Dress
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Francesca Eastwood in See Through…
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Chloe Sevigny – Monster
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Mini Tornado in Norway
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Miranda Kerr Legs..
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Lindsay Pelas Braless…
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Bear Coming Out of the Den
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Mustang Show Off for Police Fail
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Delilah Belle Hamlin is a Babe…
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The Tiny Life of a Hamster
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Kelly Berglund Panty Outfit
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Michelle Monaghan Looking Good…
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Porn Slut Hosting Vegas Party
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Lindsay Arnold Cleavage…
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Fidget Spinner – Dumbest Invention Ever – VS Galaxy S8…
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Farrah Abraham Dressed AMAZING for her one Employer…
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Miss USA is a SLut
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Dude Finds a Fully Stocked bomb Shelter
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AMber Rose Monster Tits
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Fails of the Month
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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4 Tits – One Photo
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Romi Rain in a Swimsuit….Big Tits…
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Puppetry of the PUSSY
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First Time Anal Ends in Tears
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Naked Ass
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Titty Flash of the Day
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Do People Jerk Off to these Dumb THemed Shoots
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Amateur on Camera
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Cam Girls Being Slutty Cheap and Easy
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Weird Balloon Titty Fetish
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Hot Naked Amateur
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Naked Chick on her Knees in Bed
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Beard Assault
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Pussy Flash of the DAy
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4 Tits One Photo
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2017

08

May

Caroline Vreeland Monster Topless at the Beach of the Day

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Caroline Vreeland has Monster Tits on the Beach in TULUM – because if you can learn anything from the internet – it loves big tits – so pull them the fuck out…

She was an aspiring singer or actress – and ended up being some low level instagram hooker’s side kick…and because she tried all the angles, so do the topless on the beach pics, that’s what people want to see…

GOOD JOB going the easy route…low hanging fruit needs to be LOW hanging…like them full titties..

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2017

08

May

Bella Thorne is a Wifebeater and Other Shit of the Day

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Bella Thorne is still magical..I feel I posted these pics already but I am posting them again…

I don’t know if these are the same pics I posted of her last week, I can’t keep track of her young nipples she loves showing, because she loves showing them off and it’s just everyday…a new nipple pic…because it’s just nipples…which is exactly what we want these young retards thinking…so that they show us nipples…right..

I do remember the first time I saw a girl in a wife beater without a bra…it was more exciting than my fat ass in the wife beater…nipples everywhere…It was the early 90s..my first love…a girl who had massive tits and for some reason she needed to borrow a shirt, it must have been after a concert, or bar, or drunk…and all I had q wife a beater…or I guess all I was willing to trick her into wearing was a wife beater…so that I could see her tits…without actually seducing her or tricking her into sex with me…She grew up to be fat, I grew up to be a Wifebeater…some self fulfilling prophecy or some shit…

That story was boring, but Bella Thorne’s outfit is not…welcome summer….

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Here’s some shit from her hanging with SNOOP…

Here’s some video bullshit…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

08

May

Hilary Duff Workout Video of the Day

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Hilary Duff posted a little workout selfie, which worked out nicely for Soul Cycle, assuming the people following Hilary Duff aren’t just pervert dudes looking to see her sweaty cleavage because they used to jerk off to her when she was child star exploited by her parents…the way all kids should…

And that they are people who appreciate her fitness, despite being thick as fuck, which I guess is in, with tree trunk strong legs, that are good at lifting things, like fridges…and taking abuse…like gangbangs…the thigns thick girls do….

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2017

08

May

Katy Perry Cameltoe for MS of the Day

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Apparently – Katy Perry was at a some MS event dressed totally appropriate for a 30 year old fat chick, because I guess being famous and rich makes her as delusional as you need to be to wear a thong on stage because you’ve lost 20 pounds and who really gives a fuck you’re Katy Perry..bring it…

This doesn’t look like an MS event, but pretty bold…since people are so brain washed and would still watch her perform, despite being terrible…because she’s Katy Perry…making this outfit shameless, for the sake of personal fulfillment, like the fat chick in the push up bra…totally unnecessary….BUT it happened.

Either way, totally appropriate for an MS event, all the MS suffers in various degrees of their body fucking up as they watch this girls body fucking up….weird.

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EMANUELLE CHRIQUI TITTY IN A WHITE DRESS WAS ALSO THERE….

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CARMEN ELECTRA TITS in a TIGHT DRESS WAS THERE TOO SO YOU KNOW IT IS REAL…MS…REAL….

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Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2017

08

May

Lea Michele is Still in Bed of the Day

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Lea Michele does this naked series in the bed…wearing nothing but a towel or lingerie..because it’s important to be scandalous when you have your tranny hair and make-up on, don’t waste hair and make-up, when you’re a fucking troll with a hard face who normally looks like a dude.

Push that cleavage up girl and I’ll stop trying to look up the towel for a testicle slip…

She’s KHLOE KARDASHIANed herself, had a major rebuild, so the tranny joke doesn’t really work anymore..but it still means something to me….and that’s what that matters.

Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW