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2017

10

May

Nicole Scherzinger’s Photoshopped to Shit in a Bikini Vacation of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger is on vacation in Hawaii because I guess she’s been busy working on the new Dirty Dancing, that basically will destroy a movie I have an emotional attachment to, because seeing Jewish rich kids getting with poor dudes and losing their virginity is porn to me…set to song and dance…sign this motherfucker up…

The fact that they have some Arab chick playing the slutty pregnant chick who gets the abortion and that Patrick Swayze protects cuz that’s what Dance Partners Do….it’s the code of the dance…is not as disgusting as the fact that they are redoing the classic…and LITTLE Miss Sunshine is BABY…what the fuck…

Enough of that…the real concern is how hard this dancing Pussycat doll bitch face tunes, I mean she’s so smoothed out in the face she might as well should have erased her damn face…like everyone on social media….love!

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2017

10

May

Model Getting Butt Injections and Other Videos of the Day

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Just a Simple Man VS an Escalator

Englishman Shoots Gun like Faggot

Lion Attacks Trainer

Mosquito Swarm

Kid’s Leg Gets Stuck in Escalator

Nude Artist of the DAy

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2017

10

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like to intellectualize things like a college girl trying to justify fucking the entire football team…being an empowering thing….not very well, but it makes sense to me and the idiots I am trying to manipulate into believing that there’s a deeper meaning to my shitty actions…it’s like how whenever I do anything wrong to my wife, like fucking hookers, or eat hookers out, which is disgusting when you see the hookers I fuck…I blame alcoholism….because it’s a disease….you know that I can’t control….

Here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning…

Early Audtion Photos of the Star
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Dying Granny can Still Sing….
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Native Hawaiian Hero Played by a White Person…OH NO
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Guinness World Records for Ghost Chili Peppers
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Oh Shit Some Old Bitch Called Madonna a Movie Killer
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Romee Strijd Bras
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Crazy Landscape in China that was the Inspiration for Avatar is Crazy
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Drunk Baseball Player of the Day
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Puff Daddy Flashes His Dick to his Chef
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Titty Flash of the Day
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Still Looking at Kate Upton Cleavage
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2017

09

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I enjoy telling girls that periods are unnatural….and despite what science tells us, it’s unnatural…because they get so mad.

Seriously, try it tonight….tell a random girl in a bar that you think periods are vile, disgusting and that you can smell them on women and it makes you want to puke…because…they get so mad.

It’s a solid troll. You’re welcome.

Here are some stepLINKS…

50 Cents House Broken Into Cops Go Nuts
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Kim Kardashian Hard Nipple
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Ana Braga is My Girlfriend and She’s Hot..
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Sansa Stark from Game of Thrones USES the N Word
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Impressive NASCAR Crash
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Danielle Campbell – Tits in a Leopard Print…..
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Crazy Asian Woman Attacking Randoms
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J.Lo and A.Rod
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Blade Runner Official Trailer
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Haylie Duff Monster
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Joanna Krunka Tit for the Paprazzi
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Mariah Carey Panty Flash..
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Katherine Langford Worth a Fuck
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Christina Milian Tits….
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Kourtney Kardashian Hard Nipples
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Imogen Thomas at the Beach
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Ricky Martin Loves Kate Upton’s Cleavage
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Bill Clinton is Writing a book with James Patterson
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5 Riddles that Will Trick Your Brain…
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Christina Milian – WHore
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Polynesian Husking Coconut
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Crazy Asian Bitch
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Karlie Kloss Promoting Bullshit
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Mom with Alzheimers Can Still Play and Sing Country Song with her Son….Pretty Nice
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Some Performer Named Kehlani Has a Breakdown on Stage
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You can get Grateful Dead Guitar
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Naked Ashley Graham
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Selena Gomez in Glamour Mag….
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Conrad Hilton
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Diddy Chef Sues For Seeing Too much Diddy Dick…
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Cat Gets in Bag and Instantly Regrets It
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Abigail Ratchford Big Tits
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Hot Ass Shooting Guns
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Brook Wright – Big Tits in Shower
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Hot Booty
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Girl Masturbates for Camera
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Mom Daughter TITS
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Cam Girls Being Slutty Cheap and Easy
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Nikki Jackson Huge Tits in Black Lace…
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Naked Bitch on Tumblr
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First Anal Ends in Tears
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Sisters Masturbation Copetition..
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MOTHER DAUGHTER TITS
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Frat Party Pussy Eat
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Ass Licking Gif
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2017

09

May

Alexis Ren Ass of the Day

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Alexis Ren is subtle….you gotta respect a woman with a huge following from being the hot bodied girlfriend in a young budding romance that grew into a social media hooker – who likely fucks anyone if they are rich enough and maintains her escorting rates with her escorting social media…

She’s one step away from away from masturbating on snapchat private – and it’s exciting. The world is her oyster’s oyster…oyster…fuck.

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2017

09

May

Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid are on Vacation of the Day

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In super important news – Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid are on vacation but making a work vacation but taking some slutty pics – for their social media because really these girls never stop working on their end, but are never workin to all of us, but the money they are getting makes it a fuck you all, stare at them in bikinis being slutty for Fyre Fest part two or some nonsense…they are getting paid for…boring and magic….that isn’t magical at all…it is a strategic pile of shit

Posted in:Bella Hadid|Kendall Jenner|SFW

2017

09

May

Kaia Gerber Exploited for Some Campaign of the Day

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I think it’s nice to see a young girl following her mother’s footsteps – to live the dream of being a body in the fashion space…riding off her family connections, and fueled by their narcissism that allows them to really push her to the highest level of modeling, because she’s tall enough, she’s skinny enough, just look at those non-existent tween hips, and she’s ready to take on the industry of sleeze, greed, filth, martialism, because she is a Malibu raised barbie, and this is the instagram era where every 8/10 or less is a published model, but only some are dialed in at the Kaia Gerber level…

It’s the 1 percent, the rich getting richer, the keep up the momentum of the mom’s hard work, dicks were sucked and will be sucked again….but less…because she is the heiress to the GERBER baby empire…

Who cares…..she’s young, but her parents feel she’s old enough to be out there showing off her legs…let’s hope this all backfires since we like seeing people who win, turn around and fail…with drugs, suicide from the pressure, or worst…she gets fat…anything can happen, she’s barely done puberty…but you’re not creepy for looking, her parents are creepy for producing this.

VIDEO

Posted in:Kaia Gerber|SFW

2017

09

May

Bella Thorne and her Puffy Nipples of the Day

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I had a dream about the one ginger I used to talk to in high school…she had no friend because gingers historically have been creepy as fuck, but she had tits and that was enough of a selling point to me…unfortunately, instead of realizing that fire crotch was a good thing, I used to point and scream fire crotch at her, and gag thinking of the contrast of her pink pussy on pale skin with orange bush…I was young, it was the 80s, girls had bush, I didn’t know it was a delicacy and I guess a lot of gingers don’t realize how great it is either, as they wax and shave it off…

But as an old man perver, I regret not seducing the friendly big titty redhead back then, I could have made a single mother out of her….teen mom in the 80s was KEY…to ruining your life…you didn’t Farrah Abraham that shit, you worked at Walmart with that shit, or KMart because we didn’t have Walmart at the time

ANYWAY…Bella Thorne and her puffy youthful nipples allow me to relive something so gross, that in my sexual development has become so hot….so I thank her for that…

Keep on bringing the self produced smut. It’s important.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

09

May

Sofia Richie is a Model Now By The Way of the Day

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Sofia Richie is the underage, exhibitionist, who is now a model according to fashion magazines, because they fucking love rich kids, spoiled LA kids, raised by their celebrity or in Sofia Richie’s case singing icon of a father….or maybe they like her adopted sister that paved the way as a bratty rich kid when the world was obsessed with these idiots who did nothing…on Nicole went onto be a fashion business and Sofia Richie can take over where she left up as the chubby, Bieber fucking, waste of space on a trust fund that people throw money at like the dancing monkey she wants to be…for no reason other than her parents….

Hello, it’s not you I’m looking for, but you dad’s got hit songs, let’s get you in this photoshoot regardless because it’s less work than cultivating new talent or ideas…OK.

Posted in:SFW|Sofia Richie

2017

09

May

Myleene Klass Granny Bikini Model of the Day

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Myleene Klass is a 40 year old bikini model, or singer, or something very important that has brought her to being a bikini model while 40 for some brand…and still looking kind of good despite women dying at 27…up on some Cobain, Hendricks, Janis Joplin 27 club, only they don’t realize they are dead, seeing as they are still alive and doing things people who are alive do…whether it is going to the store and shopping, or holding down a job, or raising a family…even getting diseases and surviving those diseases..seemingly feeling like they had a second lease on life…but actually are already dead…because at 27…sex appeal usually dies…a 27 year old woman is like 47 year old man in terms of relevance…and life span…because a like a dog who is is 7 years to every human year, a woman is figuratively on a 2 to 1 ratio….1 man year is 2 woman years….in hotness…

ANYWAY…she’s in a bikini lookin’ good…because my theory that I pulled out of my ass, doesn’t apply to everyone.

BUT she is still old.

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