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2017

08

May

Francesca Eastwood See Through Shirt of the Day

Francesca Eastwood has some great implants…not because they look good, they are like shitty bolt ons you’d expect some gutter hooker to have got at discount from someone who isn’t even a doctor, but rather a barber with a breast implant fetish – who has studied the process of giving breast implants and is familiar with sharp objects….but isn’t quite ready for a medical procedure despite how many times he’s tried on the puppies he gets at the shelter…..

I PREFER WHEN FRANCESCA EASTWOOD TITS ARE EXPOSED…

What I am saying is that I like Francesca Eastwood, but as the daughter of CLINT, a super rich Hollywood icon, who’s been around since before movies had sound, you’d expect her trust fund to be a little more substantial…where she could at least get the tear drop titty…

I think she’s got potential, but unfortunately, she didn’t believe in her little tits, and did this to herself…BUT THE GOOD NEWS is like all sluts with implants, she’s managed fall in love with her tits, she went through so much for them, and she is showing them to the world….like a good girl should…for a free the nipple style magic….it’s empowering…

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2017

08

May

Rose Bertram See Through of the Day

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Rose Bertram is aa model I haven’t really heard of, I saw her in Sports Illustrated last year, but I hate Sports Illustrated swim and thought “shit, they found a good one, that girl is the fucking future, her face is so unique, ethnic, foreign, exotic, and lovely as fuck and by lovely as fuck I mean busty as fuck – I mean fuck…

I don’t hate #siswimsearch SEARCH HASHTAG ON INSTAGRAM it’s a great place to find some really hungry for SI SWIM Fame people….the thirsty of the thirsty…

Back to Rose, I am all for these busty models – ideally skinny busty models getting famous for being busty because thanks to hormones in the food – boobs are making that comeback and they don’t always come with obesity – but they can make your obesity cum…because tits..tits she’s wearing PASTIES on to cover what actually makes them tits…what a bitch

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2017

08

May

Lindsey Pelas See Through Dress of the Day

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Lindsey Pelas has nipples. I know what you’re thinking, how does a tit so big have nipples, it just doesn’t make any sense, or maybe you’re thinking who the fuck is Lindsay Pelas, because I am still not sure, or maybe you’re just wallowing in self hatred because you have a case of Mondays…WHO KNOWS….but there are nipples on these tits I’ve assumed you have seen, because there’s not way bitch hasn’t been keep these things hidden all these years on SOCIAL media that would just be cruel, cockteasing, and the wrong way to maximize exposure as a monster titty model…right..RIGHT…right..

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2017

08

May

Em Rat Cow Topless Bird Face of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski is such trash, but she’s got great tits and clearly that’s enough to give her an ego to think she’s more than just a set of tits as company throw stupid money at her to attend their events like she’s not a titty model…even though she’s a titty model and that’s the only reason anyone follows her INSTAGRAM…so keep her telling all the dudes looking at her tits about fashion week events targeted at women and gay dudes…MAKES total sense as you burn your money BRANDS because you too are blinded by the tits…

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2017

08

May

MTV Movie Awards Happened of the Day

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I think it’s wonderful when irrelevant events, that used to hold so much clout because they were on MTV and MTV was a huge deal, even if they were their second tier awards show, people actually tuned in….and now they dont…

But fast forward to a time when cable TV doesn’t matter, and that the Networks haven’t figure out how to use digital, allowing shit like NETFLIX to win….when they had all the money in the world to NOT let NETFLIX ever exist…but were too slow, with their heads of their asses to adapt…and NO ONE CARES…

I can assume you, that I am not the demographic for MTV move Awards, but that their Demographic didn’t actually watch the shit, their ratings were shit, and sure advertisers still give them stupid money, even though no one watches them, because advertsers are just as dumb as cable television that was supposed to be the voice of the youth, in an era where the youth doesn’t care.

I love that I didn’t have any idea this was happening and I run a celebrity titty site, and follow all these cunts on social media, it just didn’t penetrate the noise…AMAZING…

End of an era that should have been taken out back and shot when they created Tila Tequila, and the Jersey Shore…Fuck you MTV…and the shitty events you keep producing cuz you don’t know what else to do, you don’t want to admit defeat, even though no one would notice if you fucking stopped it…mid show even…

Here are some sluts who were there:

Shay Mitchell – Who Pretended she was a Kardashian…

Gal Gadot and her Mom Tits…

Alex Daddario Who Forgot her Tits…

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Emma Watson for the Creepy Harry Potter Fan Boys…

Hailee Steinfed Less Fat Since Fucking Bieber

: Hailee Steinfeld arrives at the MTV Movie and TV Awards at the Shrine Auditorium on Sunday, May 7, 2017, in Los Angeles. (Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP)

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Zendaya Coleman, Bella Thorne’s Costar from when they were both training to be grown up, legal sluts….

Jillian Rose Reed, never heard of her but she’s built and upholstered like a granny’s couch in FLORIDA…

This Peyton R. List…She’s Good…

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Cara Delevingne – Edgy with her shaved head….that no one cares is shaved….but that would be fun to cum on – because the way the cum oozes off reminds you of jerking off on Barbie Dolls as a teen….right?

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GARBAGE. Trash. REAL.

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2017

08

May

Pixie Lott in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Pixie Lott is on a mission, look at her selfies…

I am more into her Easter Themed erotical…all fluffy tail and erotic…EDGY

If you’ve ever fucked a girl with a tail butt plug in…you’ll know..when you pull on the tail, it feels good for them…they beg for you to pull the tail…I guess Pixie Lott is trying to embody that…

How about some PIXIE LOTT PERFORMING…

I find it interesting, but not really, but interesting enough that women for a while now have found it makes perfect sense to wear lingerie for their stage shows, like they are a bunch of singing strippers, who get paid way more than strippers, because of the singing thing, but that still dress slutting and dance around stage, often times for little kids…who are their fans…because I’ve never heard of Pixie Lott, I mean I’m sure I’ve posted on her a lot more for a LOTT, but she doesn’t really exist in my everyday locking myself away in my house…on the couch…like a hermit…that I am…

Her body is great, her slimy face like a cumshot bukake, her lingerie not sheer enough, her nipple pasties, boring…but overall a great take on being a Miley Cyrus..edgy….

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2017

08

May

Ariel Winter’s Rebuilt Tits at Disney of the Day

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I don’t know if I bothered posting these pictures last week when I first saw them but they made me laugh…thinking about her dumpy ass rubbing up on all the rides little kids put their grubby hands all over, often times their mouths, sucking in the herpes cuz she’s in Hollywood, vaginal juices of this pig, that you know oozed out of her all over dumbo’s fucking ears, because that’s how fat girls work, their pussies always soaking…maybe it’s a hormonal thing, but I think it’s a hygiene thing…so much sweat..

NOW, I don’t like Ariel Winter or her rebuilt titties, but there’s something nice about a battered soul showing up to the Happiest Place on Earth, dressed like a street hooker in a jumper, or a drunken college girl, who doesn’t give a fuck how vile she is, she feels hot and wants to get fucked and that’s all that matters…

She’s rich, she’s from TV, and people like her….people I call weirdos who watched her grew up…because the only way you can like her is if you have an emotional attachment to her, like when your wife gets old and fat and you still eat her ass…it’s like familiar or family or I guess they mean the same thing…you’re used to it, it’s home, you do it because she’s beautiful in your mind thanks to the brainwashing fucking working…STOCKHOLM EFFECT THANKS TO IMPRISONMENT…

She’s such a troll….look at them thighs rubbing together…SAVAGE.

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2017

08

May

Eliza Dushku in a One Piece of the Day

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Albanian Eliza Dushku was in Albania where she decided to get into a one piece because she may be in her 40s, but that doesn’t mean she can’t be the hot chick, just not too hot, because some old lady stomachs are better left unseen…even when statistically they are better than most old lady stomachs because they did that whole vapid hollywood thing for two decades before going back to college to have some more substance in her life..

This is about as exciting as it gets for weirdos from Boston with their weirdo Boston pride…the pussy version….not the sports version….which is what Boston Trash is usually more into.

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2017

08

May

Megan Fox VS the Green Screen of the Day

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Megan Fox participated in some campaign for some watches because she’s desperate for work and will do pretty much anything….especially when the pitch is “we’ll make you bigger than NEW YORK BABY”….on some Godzilla shit, but on some figurative implications that she is in fact BIGGER than NEW YORK…because she’s Megan Fox…

When in reality, she fell off the map to make babies with some fucking washed up actor, who really mind fucked her proper, not enough for her to not cheat on him with other celebrities, that’s how you get work and stay relevant, but enough to stick it out with him…weird…

She’s just old and plastic surgery ridden…but all you old timers still want to fuck her and I guess there’s some merit to that…if you didn’t also want to fuck anything you see with a pussy that isn’t 500 lbs…

Megan Fox…is no Alba, but it is remarkable she didn’t end up in porn…funny how that happens…

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2017

08

May

Madison Beer Yoga Pose of the DAy

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I guess I should do a titty post, I’m too busy trolling social media, you know since people don’t care about websites anymore – or what website people have to say – because we aren’t relevant on Instagram or some shit…like we were Madison Beer, a youtuber who was hired by Bieber or signed to Bieber in exchange for sex…because he likes underage girls, or has historically, from Selena Gomez to pre-18 Hailey Baldwin…to this one…who is doing some YOGA bullshit with her tits hanging out for no reason besides getting paid…which takes out the excitement in it, the creep factor, all the good..it’s like I want my voyeurism to feel authentic and organic, not something fed to me…it’s the same reason I hate porn…it’s so fucking structured and monetized like a science, whatever happened to just two people fucking…while I hide on their fire escape and watch…if you know what I mean.