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2017

21

Feb

Angelina Jolie Eats a Tarantula of the Day

I would feel inadequate as a blogger, something I hate admitting that I do….but this is a blog…if I didn’t post this Angelina Jolie eating a Tarantula that I saw yesterday… HERE ….and ignored…

I realize that I am from the Angelina Jolie era and the last 3 people reading the site would care about this…it’s not that hot…I prefer her heroin addict leaked videos and tits before they were cut off..

Posted in:Angelina Jolie|SFW

2017

21

Feb

Kelly Brook 1998 Photoshoot of the Day

Kelly Brook…wasn’t fat in 1998…

Just a heads up…and reminder that all girls with massive tits…grow into their tits by the time they are 40…like Kelly Brook…

Who’s Kelly Brook? I know…who cares…but here she is 1998…when she was hotter and fucking more strategically…

Here is some pics from her instagram…one pic…of her big Kelly Brook now fat and old – trying to make it in America….with her monster tits….but it’s not working out for her…but all the pro athletes she fucked in UK….still remember passing

Posted in:Kelly Brook|SFW

2017

21

Feb

Daisy Lowe Daddy Issue Tits in a Dress of the Day

Daisy Lowe is at a fancy event…

I don’t know whether I like the daddy issues that I know she’s got – after being raised without a father – because her father was too busy denying being her father and the guy she thought was her father – probably another rich rocker – wasn’t her actual father – all thanks to her mother being a groupie with a mission – who understands if the dick is in you – make it cum in you – after the paternity tests – it’ll work out for everyone…excpet maybe the kid, because sure money and connections is one thing, it helps but not having a dad in your formative years and having Gwen Stefani as a jealous step mom

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Daisy Lowe|SFW

2017

21

Feb

Sarah Snyder and Chantel Jeffries in a Bikini of the Day

Chantel Jeffries was the girl who got busted with Bieber…when Bieber got arrested…and has hard nipples

Sarah Snyder is or was Jaden Smith’s girlfriend…who looked like a hot little hipster…

And together…they are both instagram hooking in their bikinis…and it’s amazing enough for me…because I like the new generation of instagram fame whores, look

This girls are probably the fucking worst…but I fucking think they are great…

Posted in:Sarah Snyder

2017

21

Feb

Kylie Jenner Stomach Wrap of the Day

I know this bitch is getting paid millions to be putting a stupid on her fat stomach that doesn’t really compete with her liposuction she gets on the regular to maintain this flat stomach bullshit monster who doesn’t look human…because she isn’t human…she’s half Karadashian, possibly full Kardashian, I’m convinced she’s Kim’s clone made in the lab with their millions and Bruce’s pussy making surgeon….but the whole thing Kardashian is terrible…

Seeing her getting paid to put a diaper on her stomach like it’s a medical device and not be ashamed of this…is the equivalent of her taking a giant shit on her social media…the next paid post idea for this fucking puppet…who looks like a puppet…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2017

21

Feb

Courtney Stodden See Through of the Day

Courtney Stodden’s got nipples…on her clown tits….that have been lying to the tabloids about being 16 and married to some old dude no one cares about and the tabloids fucking loved her…but never as much as I loved her…but she never gave me the love I needed…but I did get invited to her Halloween party once and I should have gone, that was where I peaked, like I was her nipples peaking out of her sheer top…for the paparazzi and it’s a good strategy…because people are still into nipples….and she’s already done the sex tape….and where do you go from the sex tape…the only place clown tits can go….after the sex tape has already happened….public nudity…works for me…but probably not for for…but she’s trying and that’s all we can ask of her…

Courtney Stodden is everything…

Posted in:Courtney Stodden

2017

21

Feb

Mariah Carey’s Whale Tail of the Day

Here’s a little, or rather a large, Mariah Carey showing the world her whale tail, like it was the late 90s and she was in Low Rise jeans with her thong up over her hips, as the girls used to dress…and will dress again…but the hipsters are still in the early 90s in their clothing options…and haven’t quite got to 1999…pre Y2k…the future…but they will…they always do…and let Mariah Carey, who I don’t think is channeling her youth, or the years she was the most relevant, right before she went mental….I think she’s just a bigger girl in clothing that’s too small…you’ll see this happen at grocery stores, or really everywhere a fat chick bends….but I like to think it’s well thought out fashion…since Mariah Carey is so with it…and by with it, I mean crazy, medicated, and about to lose her mind again….that is what happens when people get super rich, super famous and get fans and surround themselves with people who suck up to them…they become everything wrong in the world…but as Mariah Carey proves…sometimes that can lead to everything right…like this WHALE TAIL…moment of inspiration…just stare at it, get lost in it….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Mariah Carey|SFW

2017

21

Feb

Kendall Jenner Morning Nipples of the Day

I’ve posted at least one of these images before, but like the Kardashians as a whole, they just keep on fucking multiplying, like the rodents, or snakes, or monsters they are….It’s like don’t get them wet or feed them after midnight, or they just multiply, and each one will be their unique brand of boring, lame, uninteresting, not very hot, dog shit that plays itself up to be fucking legendary, innovative, inspiring…I’d hate to be around these people, the egos, and the attitude from everyone feeding them fucking money and praise…and the whole “haters gonna hate so I don’t let it bring me down and make me kill myself”….while the only thing that will bring them down and make her or all of them kill themselves is when the world / America / everyone stops following them. Protests them. stops watching them. Stops paying them….and that will probably never happen, and these idiots know it, because they keep fueling the fire…they keep bringing out tits on different versions of their host Kim….and it’s fucking terrible…but so representative of the low level of expectations in content that America has….

Seriously…

The worst…

But she’s a model now, because society decided that, thanks to her deciding that, and that’s all that matters….because with models comes nipples, nipples I hope are forgotten eventually, so that they develop a drug addiction and sucide….

SELF DESTRUCT….but she won’t…her life is too good…assholes..

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2017

21

Feb

Old Farmer Sucks Breast at the Village Party and Other Videos of the Day

Waffle House Brawl with the Staffers

Very Thirsty Woman

Man Hits his Kid 62 Times in 5 Minutes

Suicide Fail of the DAy

Camera Sucked Out of Plane – Killed 12 People…

Terrible TIRE TO HEAD

Dude Gets Hit By Car Twice

Woman Survives Train Accident

Asian Driver

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

21

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Butthole negotiations…have got so pathetic on my end…because I basically sit at home, drink rum or whiskey or tequila or beer or anything with alcohol in it…on the internet…because I am like all of you lazy slobs stuck on a screen…using it as a picture book…where all I try to do is get girls to send me pictures….specifically of their butthole…which is always an immediate “you’re gross”….or “you can’t just ask for butthole pics, you need to build to that”….you know cuz women like the seduction, you gotta make them wet and engaged, you can’t just be like “ANUS NOW”…..

So to deal with my impatience and disinterest in having to chat girls up to a point where they want to send me butthole pics…I’ve decided to pretend I am a butthole artist…looking for buttholes to be my muse…I figure it’s easier than romance and bitches like art…

Unfortunately my art form is the new imessages on apple stick figure drawings I’ve been mastering…and for some reason…that’s not considered a recognized art form…but fucking painting and drawing and instagram photography is…FUCKING RACISTS…

Here are some morning links..IN THE MORNING..

Angelina Jolie’s Old Face in a Black Tank Top Being Annoying…Hate Jerk Off To Her…
CLICK HERE

Jerk OFf in Meg Ryan’s House
CLICK HERE

Kate Upton is Clickbait for SI – LOOKING Fit…
CLICK HERE

Japanese Pool Player Gives Best Interview Ever
CLICK HERE

Kendall Jenner – Nipple Shoot
CLICK HERE

Charlotte McKinney Big Tits Staring at Panties
CLICK HERE

Slut You’ve Never Heard Of – Bikini Ass
CLICK HERE

The Matrix Starring Forrest Gump…
CLICK HERE

Making Planet Earth II
CLICK HERE

Recipes from It’s Always Sunny in Philedephia
CLICK HERE

Prototype Hoverbike
CLICK HERE

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