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2017

07

Apr

Liz Hurley in Bikinis of the Day

It’s my Birthday and Liz Hurley is old as fuck, so I can relate to her as I try to understand her sexualizing herself….in bikinis, to sell bikinis to moms, because I can’t imagine young people being into her or knowing she exists because she’s old….but still hot enough compared to the 20 year olds who fatter and more disgusting than this…but she is still old…which usually offsets being “fit”….

Liz Hurley made a life for herself as the Hot British chick, and I guess has no choice but to continue that through fitness and diet on World Health Day…because if she looked like she was actually 50 years old…she would cease to matter…and I guess no one, except maybe me, enjoy no mattering….like listen to your body, fatten up, sag, rot…what are you doing playing with science…you’re not god…why you trying to be god…it’s just like any rich girl who only fucks rich dudes…thinking they are the most important and that nature’s rules don’t apply to them….

Good tits though…

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2017

07

Apr

Bella Hadid Sour Face for Terry Richardson of the DAy

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Bella Hadid is in this photoshoot for Terry Richardson, maybe because she wanted to get molested by a photographer who was really tried by the media and lost jobs by the media trial because no bitch every got him charged with Sexual Harassment, they just made stories and that was enough to ruin him……girls who don’t get their way are so quick to call rape…..some girls like it like a little demented rich girl wanting to soak through her panties when being told what to do with herself in her underwear by some old rumored pervert….to speak to her daddy issues, or maybe to feel edgy – like she’s not some white washed candy coated bullshit personality who doesn’t deserve a career, but has a career thanks to being a full of shit marketed to the media whore who loves every second of it…

I think it’s safe to say why Terry got as far as he did, because despite Bella having that troll face that looks jacked up on BOTOX FILLER SHIT, she always looks like she’s sucking on lemons, but in his pics…she is likeable…

He may not be able to take a technical photo, but he knows how to get people, even vapid useless puppets like this Hadid to feed some emotion into the mix…even if her only emotion is “more money, more fame, more followers, more face injections, more cleavage, less bra, I’m an icon, I work hard”…..bullshit…

I guess the pics aren’t that great, but they are better than nothing…

Status seeker trying to find legitimacy Hadid…or maybe she is delusional and just likes that his name has the word Rich in it….but probably more a groupie situation…

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2017

07

Apr

Kate Hudson Walking Down Stairs in a Bikini Top of the Day

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Old timer Kate Hudson is out celebrating my birthday in a bikini top, not showing off what I assumed was fake tits a while ago, because I guess that was a false alarm and something to talk about, because when it comes to Kate Hudson, spoiled hollywood slut who fucked everyone trash from her Romantic comedy roles that don’t require any acting skill to be in…..you need angles…otherwise I just keep going back to how Owen Wilson tried to kill himself because of her…it’s really all that I know that she’s accomplished on her own, without being coddled or give the opportunity from her mom…not that that matters, take what you can get, build that family empire…it makes sense and I am all for it…but I prefer my spoiled celebrity kids to be more naked…and broken…than successes of their own…really…

It’s my Birthday…I shouldn’t be wasting my time posting this bullshit…BUT I AM…yay…

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2017

07

Apr

Selena Gomez and her BBC Hiding from the Paparazzi of the Day

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It’s my birthday and Selena Gomez went out of dinner last night, where she was being a little nasty to the paparazzi hiding her face like she was hiding a herpes sore…or a black eye from a volatile relationship…or a big black dick to the eye…because these girls are fragile man..they have the money, the team of people, the support, the constant work, the fans, the staff of trainers, psychiatrists, the best money can buy…of meds and drugs and good times…they don’t need to work another day in their life…but they are fragile man…and fragile things like abusive people who take advantage of them like K-Fed….not to say The Weekend is that guy, that would be racial profiling and I’m not that guy…he’s Canadian and good…and both are using each other because it’s good for business…and pissing off Bieber…the other Canadian she put in her….because she’s got a Canada fetish…weird…

She’s such a broken thing…hiding like she’s scared….but it’s nice to see young love, or in this case emotionally fucked up and needy things hounding her man so he can’t breathe without her there…all looking boring…maybe hiding her LUPUS he probably hopes hospitalizes her for a few weeks so he can get a damn break…she’s needy and her vagina flexible…

Why So angry little LUPUS monkey…?

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

07

Apr

Gisele in a Lace Dress on the Beach of the Day

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Gisele is in Costa Rica, the country I assume her and Brady have a house at because they go there 10 times a year to get away, while still getting the paparazzi to capture her, the mother of many kids that I am not convinced were actually her kids, because she may not have a uterus – Brazilian Trannies look good you know…

I mean why else would she be fired from Victoria’s Secret…and why else would her bikini be covered in this dress…seems suspect like maybe she’s hiding a set of balls..

RIGHT?

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2017

07

Apr

Paige Butcher is Eddie Murphy’s Baby Momma in a Bikini of the Day

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Paige Butcher is a very important model who you’ve never heard of but she was in MAXIM in 2005….and more excitingly…she’s done some acting in BIG MOMMA’S HOUSE 2 in 2006 – where she obviously met EDDIE MURPHY and spent 6 years either turning him down, or as his secret back-up pussy who he paid rent for, as these Hollywood types do, you know it’s hard working in America when you’re a lazy entitled bitch from Australia who was bold and cocky enough to go to AMERICA to get famous because she felt she was HOT enough….

So in 2012, they started dating, in 2016, she gave birth to his kid, and she’s pretty much set for life….thanks to that golden sperm..

And after looking at her mom body in a bikini, I get it…if I was rich, black and in my 50s, dealing with a girl who’s put up with me for a decade, I’d fucking cum in her and let her have a baby too…

Her one task is to look good…and she’s looking good..so pay up motherfucker…

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2017

07

Apr

Alyssa Milano Photoshopped Face Weirdness cuz She’s Old of the Day

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Who’s the Boss was on a real long time ago..and she was 18 then….so she must be really fucking old now….I mean at least based on her photoshop or facetune skills…get this blind granny some glasses and some free tutorials at the community center because she’s wiped out her face…all I see is eyes…pretty amateur for a famous enough child star turned Alyssa Milano….adult…

I’m just bummed she’s not calling me out on social media like she once did…back in the era of mattering…before being blocked by her and forgotten…as these things happen…because that would have been the best Birthday gift…instead I’m faced with mortality….again….tragic…really…

I don’t know what this promo pic weirdness is, I’m just posting it for the old lady tits…

Posted in:Alyssa Milano|SFW

2017

07

Apr

Chloe Grace Moretz Wedgie of the Day

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It’s my birthday – so why not celebrate rotting – like the corpses we all are…with a youthful CHLOE GRACE in shorts with a wedgie…on some high school level eroticism…the kind of thing you’d get a boner in gym class over…and still would because you may be getting old…like me…today…only birthday…but your creepy pervert needs and fantasies stay the same age…weirdo level..

Now, I’ve been asking for nudes, since that’s what this site was always about, even my first post is begging for nudes, and NO ONE has sent me nudes…but they have in the past so I feel like I’ve won…

Now Chloe Grace Motez is still the young bitch, who isn’t that hot, but exists and is still alive, getting work, and trying to be hot…by not being hot…good hustle…nerds love it…even if I expect more…

Shorts Jacked Up Asses So That I Know It is real….

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2017

07

Apr

Katy Perry Lesbian Sports Bra of the Day

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It’s my birthday – so why not celebrate rotting – like the corpses we all are…with Katy Perry looking like some fem-nazi social justice warrior – feminist lesbian who calls her fellow lesbians her wives and who does contemporary / modern / interpretive dances with them – under the theme of VAGINA or PERIOD…to show that they will not let the patriarchy be an oppressive force in their lives….and they if they grow out their armpit hair the world will know they aren’t fucking around…

Lesbian haircuts should die….and to live is to die…and dying is part of living…and Katy Perry is not dead, but that could be because of a deal she made wit the devil to have this success with some questionable talent….

Big tits though, tits you can’t see as she’s oppressing or surpressing them…. like some kind of monster….fighting the patriarchy

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2017

07

Apr

Elsa Hosk in a Magazine of the Day

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It’s my birthday – so why not celebrate rotting – like the corpses we all are…with ELSA HOSK doing some nude modeling like old times…without actually being nude…unlike old times…because I guess she is a mainstream promo model now…part of a roster of the evil brand…and her nude shoots must be calculated and planned…all part of a global strategy…and not just flagrant and excessive because people want to get her naked to promote their shit….even though she’s a nude model…

Not To live is to die…and dying is part of living…and ELSA HOSK made it into the evil brand before it was too late…at a late age…something like at 27…like a lottery win and there’s something magical in that…

The magazine is called Madame Figaro…

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