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2017

Feb

Kris Jenner Getting a Creepy Massage from her Boyfriend Of the Day

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I don’t follow the devil family – at least if I don’t have to – because they are the fucking worst…

But while the Jenner dad is becoming a mom thanks to years of emasculation, and jealousy of all the attention the girls get, while he’s supposed to be the celebrated one…he’s the Olympian….

The mom, at 100 years old, but age doesn’t matter for demons, they fucking live forever, has found this dude named Corey Gamble, who is 33 and who rails the fuck out of her like some sort of houseboy, rentboy, hired hand…because she’s calculating, has more money than god, and has finally let black cock in her since OJ…..

Kylie Jenner posted this snapchat of him rubbing the mom’s feet, at first I assumed it was Kylie’s feet and I just haven’t seen such a well behaved because he gets paid bitch…willing to fuck an old lady…probably really fucking violently because she’s this power hungry freak who needs to be mistreated to get off….the mail sugar baby…not trying to screw shit up…and it is fascinating…but not as fascinating as Kris Jenner’s feet.

Creepy shit…

Here’s Kylie Being a Whore to compensate for the black lives matter movement happening in the entire family’s cunt…cunt that eats pants that are too damn small for her…because that’s how she makes it all work…

Here she is in Costa Rica doing a fake photoshoot for bullshit

Here’s Kendall’s nipple for instagram….because why the fuck not…

How about some Kourtney Kardashian mom ass that has been brazilian lifted getting extra support from a balcony to give her the booty shape she thinks is hot…a fucking balcony…is a lot of support…

Garbage humans…that I would argue aren’t human…

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2017

Feb

Elizabeth Hurly is Still in Bikinis at 1000 years Old of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley is really trying to increase sales for the Elizabeth Hurley bikini line…a line that I guess makes her money of her own…to give her a little confidence in herself that at 50 she’s still hot enough to be half naked…especially when inspired by cash…because she’s done way worse than half naked in the name of cash…whether in actual cash, or lifestyle via men….because she was an original Sugar Baby, celebrity girlfriend who got herself famous riding the coattails of Hugh Grant…….

But today…she runs her own destiny…unless this new bikini hustle is her investor or partner demanding her to post half naked pics to increase sales…or maybe it is financed by someone she fucks, because why spend your own money….

Some puppets or in her case sex toys remain puppets forever…even when they have their own money…they like to be controlled….and when they look like Liz Hurley…even in her 50s…they are the kind of puppet or sex toy…y you’d like to keep in a cage in your basement to cum inside cuz it won’t get pregnant like when you kidnap young captives…

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2017

Feb

Toni Garrn SEE Through Top of the Day

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I wonder if this is the face Toni Garrn made when LEONARDO DICAPRIO – Her boyfriend for a minute, who was obviously fucking other girls during that minute, because none of these dudes commit to these models, and if they are famous and rich enough, these models put their dignity and self worth aside, to ensure they get as much press as they can for fucking LEONARDO DICAPRIO – even if AIDS (not a death sentence) come with his cum….

She’s showing her model nipple at a fashion party – because she’s a fashion model – and the whole thing isn’t a new concept – we’ve all seen her nipple – I’ve posted it before – you can google it…but I’m not going to bother…I like to pretend it’s the first time…like it was her first time putting herself out there…despite the story her likely herpes tell…you know that’s she’s been there and done that…

But in my defence, everytime I eat out a prostitute I am a mind over matter kind of guy, who delusional sure, but very good at tricking myself into think that sour taste is just her natural crack whore fluids…and not 6 – 10 other dudes’ cum…dripping down my damn face..

I mean what kind of guy goes down on a street hooker…a pretty terrible one..but the nice thing is there’s a lot of similarities between these million dollar models and street hookers so I feel like I can relate to their kind while staring at their slutty outfits…

GOOD TIMES….

Oh…and she’s German…so she must be loving this Neo Nazi approach to American politics….that and being shit on…Germans fucking love being shit on…on and Jews…love the jews…

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2017

Feb

Tanya Mityushina’s Strategic Nipple for her Big Break at the John Wick Premiere of the Day

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This happened the other day, but I didn’t bother posting it. It’s not that I don’t like models who’s tits I’m sure I’ve already seen – or that I don’t like Russian in this Putin friendly regime…I think Russian women are some of the hottest, darkest, soulless, most terrifying, calculated, manipulative sex workers around. They have a goal and they get it done….just look at how they’ve handled the olympics all these years…you can thank communism…

I just only have so much time in the day to put up pics of sluts, models, or otherwise trying to get attention, noticed, to increase their profile and social media following, so that their already interesting career – because she’s done some work for VS and SI…can go to a bigger and better place…

I like when girls are out there pulling their tit out at a movie premiere…or really anywhere – whether to get notied, or otherwise…and I like this Tanya Mityushina spy…

HOWEVER, I don’t believe she’s only 23…she looks 45…a hot 45 but still 45…where’s the birth certificate COMMIE BASTARD which is really what this about, and not that Keanu Reeves has another movie coming out – despite being Keanu Reeves…or maybe it’s about the tit…and how perky it is…is it real…is it fake…does it matter…the world has bigger issues like posting your political opinion on Facebook.

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2017

Feb

Celine Bouly Nipples for Fashion of the Day

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Celine Bouly and her small model tits made an appearance in some magazine that’s trying to make their images look vintage and amazing, shot on film because that’s real art and trendy, and it makes the shameless titty nudity, despite the small tits, and the fact that she’s from france seem more authentic, high concept and not shameless titty nipple at all..

I don’t know who the fuck Celine Bouly is, but I don’t like snakes…but I do like tits…even French tits that are from France and thus considered a “shirt”….

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2017

Feb

Weird Pussy Eating on the Streets and Other Videos of the Day

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Sex On the Side of the Road

The Man Screaming BIBLES at Some Christian Event

Suicidal Cow Jumps Off Building

Mom Drops Baby off Escalator

Roman Candles on a Drone

Dude Races Home at 320 km an Hour

Australia Day Insanity

Fight Turns Into Murder

Truck Crashes into Auto Parts Store

Ohio Store Shooting

Kid gets Kickback

Man Throws Baby from Sinking Car

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2017

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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This girl i met on tinder has become a porn star…which is a global inflated word for she fucks on camera for 500 dollars and I texted her to check in on her fucking on camera and she said “who is this”….because she’s living the dream….and that pretty much sums up my life.

It’s like our tinder friendship meant nothing….it was 3 years deep…and I actually tried talking her out of doing porn – because that shit is low level trash…but you can’t be a hero to every broken slut.

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Lebron Grows a Pair
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Ashley Smith in Lingerie
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Elizabeth Hurley in a Bikini
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Courtney Love – Erotica
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Salma Hayek of the Day
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2017

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I went to the gym today, because I feel like I deserve to get fit, you know maybe my life issues is being a half dead obese man…

I wanted the free day pass to do a walk around and stare at young girls in fitness gear doing fitness – like DEEP squats..

They all seemed to not want to sign me up after asking if I could pay in empties…but also because I kept asking if we could wire a webcam to live stream the locker rooms…

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Kal Penn Raises 760k for Refugees
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Emma Watson Was Supposed to be the Emma Stone in Lala Land..But it is Garbage
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C 3PO Body Paint for the Fucking Perverts
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Top 10 Reasons Life is Better as a Necrophiliac
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Lickster the Oral Sex Training App
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Salma Hayek – Banana Tits
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Jasmine Tookes Victoria’s Secret Pics
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Screen Shots I Took of Bella THorne – STOLEN from THis Site
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Forging Elektra’s Sais in Real Life for the Perverts
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Romee Strijd Hot Victoria’s Secret Pics
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Olivia Munn Engaged – Which Makes Sense Cuz She’s Old as Fuck
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Victoria Justice Slutty Redt Dress
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James Cameron Hates Mythbusters…
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Kim K – see through dress
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How Does a Planet Die
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Winona Ryder’s Face
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Taylor Hill Hot Victoria’s Secret Pics
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ALessandra Ambrosio in a Parking Lot
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Miss France in a Bikini
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38 Facts About Nasa
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Marshawn Lynch Goes to Houston….Scotland
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Pharrell Makes Triplets
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Vanessa Hudgens – Furry Coat
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Boeing Reveals it’s Space Suits
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Amazing Human and Canine Team Save Lives
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Kerry Washington at the SAG Awards
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Nip Slip at John Wick Premiere
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Japanese Man Solves Impossible Puzzle
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The Storuy Behind McLaren F1
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The Grammy’s are Done
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Hey Hey This is Library – is My Favorite Video
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Weird Edit of First Spider Man
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The Ice Carousel is Crazy
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Lacey Banghard in Blue Panties – SLUT
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2017

Jan

Anastasia Ashley’s Ass of the Day

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A photo posted by Anastasia Ashley (@anastasiaashley) on Jan 31, 2017 at 2:41pm PST

Here’s some Anastasia Ashley showing off her watch…letting you all know that she is always island time….because she’s worried about you forgetting the reason she’s always in a bikini as she lives her her tropical life….because I know you’re staring at her damn watch…because it’s right next to her iconic fucking ass..

I wish I took this picture….because not because I am a pervert because I have a passion for product shots so long as the product is next to a butt of the surfer with the best surfer butt….it’s what I tried to go to art school for..but it was the 90s…they didn’t see the vision I saw…and here I am practically homeless…when I could have been so much more…a visionary…

That said…I wonder why she’s so dirty…someone better call her a doctor…to look into that…or at least hose her down….

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2017

Jan

Gigi and Bella Hadid are Bullshit Arab Activist But Have Cleavage and Do Incest for Vogue of the Day

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Gigi Hadid and Bella Hadid aren’t hot to me, but they are hot to the rest of the world who book them as the “it girl” sisters…because America likes rich kids with a dad who fucks Sugarbabies and a mom who is so vapid and superficial she gets on shows about being Vapid and superficial…while consistently marrying rich guys…it’s just garbage, LA county trash…that people forget is trash because they’ve scammed the world…

I look at GIGI and BELLA Hadid..and think…damn they are overrated, they are dopey retard looking and should be working as interns at an entertainment company while doing their degree in some bullshit they won’t need because they’ll just marry a rich dude they have access too..

Yet instead they are social media influencer models, and they don’t do anything interesting or impressive…

That was until today, when they decided to protest the TRUMP travel ban that I guess targets Muslims since it is in Muslim countries and that Facebook claim is the same ban Obama had during his presidency while bombing those countries – which could be seen as worse…but I am not into that, I am not going to act like I know or care…Muslims were killed a three hour drive from where I live in a Mosque and I don’t like that kind of hate, or bullshit..it’s like hate everyone, kill yourselves, hate the governement, but when you get to killing, you’re a real fucking asshole…

Not that this protest GIGI and BELLA are attaching themselves to because they like attention, it’s a PR stunt, and they get to connect to the Muslim americans because their dad is Arab…

It’s a good PR move, that allows them to think they have some substance or value…

But the truth is they should just sign over their model money they don’t need or deserve, if they really cared for more than just a PR photo opp…it would have more results than this…

Not to mention GIGI looks 40 and Bella looks ugly…because they are…that’s how being overrated work…Garbage…activists making it about their narcissistic selves…

That said, she’s in Vogue UK with her Brother, who I’ve seen them pimping out, narcissists like to keep it in the family, same genetics, but they also like to fuck their family, because they see themselves in their siblings…which explains why little Hadid is inappropriately touching her, he probably jerks off to her, and she’s trying to get her entire family to pull off the same scam she did…and it will work because society are fucking morons…

Here’s her cleavage….that’s that all that really matters..

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